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  1. THE ULTIMATE ASTRAL PROJECTION GUIDE
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  3. Shoutout to /pg/- Powers General on /x/
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  5. Okay so basically,
  6. -Find any position you'd be comfortable falling asleep in
  7. -Don't actually fall asleep here; Stay perfectly still in this position; Don't even move your eyes around; keep them straight, looking forward in one direction the whole time.
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  9. The point here is to keep your mind awake while your body falls asleep
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  11. -To keep your mind from falling asleep, imagine cutting diamonds.
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  13. **Visualize a first-person scene where you slice all these shiny (remember, SHINY) gemstones, jewels, and birthstones into pieces with a knife.**
  14.  
  15. -After a while, your body will start vibrating as it falls asleep; The vibrations will start out mildly tingly for about 10-20 minutes and then quickly get more and more intense as you reach the separation stage; At this point, just let whatever happens happen to you
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  17. >You're waiting for whatever noise sounds in your ears to signal that you are leaving your body. It may be
  18.  
  19. -Tearing foil
  20. -A jet engine taking off
  21. -The sound of someone talking
  22.  
  23. DO NOT get excited as this is happening or you won't separate
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  25. Wait through these noises and you should eventually just pop out.
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  27. NOTES:
  28. DON'T ATTACH ANY IMPORTANCE TO YOUR THOUGHTS IN BED
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  30. -Don't place any emotions towards your thoughts during the process, whether positive or negative; Like I said, many people fuck this part up when they get too excited on the brink of separation; Just accept whatever thoughts go through your head and don't think anything about them.
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  32. -You shouldn't really be intently trying to stay still, it's more like, "Why would I even want to move an inch from the position I'm in? It's comfy." That's the position you want to be in. Any weird neck or back pain will keep you awake, so correct it immediately when it comes up.
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  34. -Don't be concerned about whether or not you'll AP; This'll actually keep you from AP'ing via law of attraction. Go into every AP session with the mindset you have doing something menial like brushing your teeth or washing your hands; Remember: Astral Projecting actually IS as easy as eating potato chips or tying your shoes, and if you treat it as anything more than such, it'll be more than such.
  35.  
  36. **With this mindset, it can become possible to instantaneously astral project anytime you want.**
  37.  
  38. -If you have to swallow, just swallow. It won't take you out of your vibrations too much, if at all. You'll be back in it almost immediately. You'll get used to it quickly, too.
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  52. Now, the MOST IMPORTANT THING about any AP session: Don't go to bed with the intention to AP that night, or you'll immediately kill any chances you have of doing it right then and there.
  53.  
  54. **When you go to bed on the night of a session, act as if you don't even know what Astral Projection is.
  55.  
  56. You need to be going about it as if you're just going to sleep, or your body will know something's different about tonight and stay awake.
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  58. This is part of tricking your body into falling asleep. I don't know why. It's just like that.**
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  74. MY PERSONAL METHOD
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  76. Just giving you a rundown of what I do every night. Pretty much foolproof for me. I actually recommend following this exactly rather than the breakdown above since it's like an application of the steps I gave you, so you can figure out what to do faster.
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  78. -get in bed
  79. -start rolling around, finding a good position to sleep in like you usually would on a normal night; as you do this start thinking about whatever to take your mind off the rolling, which will start to take care of itself as your mind wanders. Seriously, think about WHATEVER.
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  81. Some good prompts to get you thinking for awhile:
  82. *How was your favorite show today?
  83. *Who's your favorite character?
  84. *What do you think of the people who work on it?
  85. *What kind of wacky antics would ensue if the cast of the show went to the astral realm?
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  87. Just think about that show for awhile. You'll keep on having a little "mental discussion" with yourself all the way through the process of separation until you finally pop out. In fact, if you stop thinking about that show just because the noises start coming, you might actually fuck it up WHILE you're already in the astral plane and get sucked back in.
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  89. Once you've been thinking for awhile, come back to reality real quick and take a second to evaluate the position you're currently in. Ask if the position you just found yourself in is good to stay still in.
  90.  
  91. "Why would I even want to move an inch from the position I'm in? It's comfy."
  92.  
  93. if so, stay in this position and continue to get lost in your thoughts; Just get lost in your thoughts("mental discussion"). THIS is how you ignore the physical body like people say in the other guides. it's as simple as that. You're lost in your thoughts, your MIND. All of your focus is away from the physical body.
  94.  
  95. **If you're really worried about falling asleep during this, think about cutting diamonds, but I really recommend thinking about something else if you think you can stay awake, which really isn't that hard if you're really interested in what your thinking about.
  96.  
  97. keep thinking and you'll start hearing the separation noises before you even know it, which is good because if you anticipate anything about astral projection during the actual process you'll fuck it up immediately.
  98. (See. READ THIS SHIT FAGGOT- Most important thing)
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  100. So Basically, your body is going to sleep like normal, but your mind is thinking about whatever to keep itself awake for the separation. Huh. Mind AWAKE, body ASLEEP.
  101.  
  102. QUESTIONS:
  103.  
  104. Q: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE RECOMMENDED GETTING ABOUT 5-6 HOURS OF SLEEP BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO PROJECT?
  105.  
  106. This is because it's the easiest way to Astral Project/Lucid dream. By default, when you wake up in the morning, your mind will be awake while your body is still dragging behind a bit, so you'll be going back to bed already in the prime state for an OBE, to the point where it'll sometimes happen unintentionally. You don't have to do it this way, though. You can do it at night, easy, which is really the best time to be doing it.
  107.  
  108. Q: HOW DO I LEAVE MY BEDROOM?
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  110. For nearby rooms or places I'm familiar with, I'm usually all like, "Hey I want to go to the bathroom/kitchen, etc." and I just end up there. You want to go to other dimensions? Say, "THIS SPIRIT WANTS TO GO TO THE "BLANK" DIMENSION." or something along the lines of that.
  111.  
  112. You can also just phase through walls while flying or walking.
  113.  
  114. Q: WHAT DO I DO ABOUT ASTRAL DEMONS/ BAD SPIRITS?
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  116. Quick guide on spirits:
  117. Green/Purple Aura- Good Guys and fellow projectors
  118. Blue/Grey Aura- Dark spirits and astral demons
  119.  
  120. Dark spirits will try to intimidate you and shit. Try to scare you. This'll usually send you right back to your bed and you'll wake up. Just know,
  121.  
  122. THEY CANT DO ANYTHING TO YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM THE POWER TO. They prey on inexperienced projectors. The worst they can do is make you piss the bed, and that's only if you're not already knowledgeable about dark spirits. Just ignore them. They literally can't do anything.
  123.  
  124. Q: WHY CAN'T I HEAR ANYTHING IN THE ASTRAL?
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  126. There's no air in the astral for particles to rub off of. It's a whole different plane, remember? This is why the astral realm is such a good place for meditation. All business is carried out telepathically. Eventually though, you can develop the ability to hear sounds in your head so you can listen to music and shit if you want to.
  127.  
  128. Q: I GOT SO CLOSE TO AN AP BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED AND I FUCKED IT UP; HOW DO I GET BACK INTO IT? I WANNA ASTRAL PROJECT TONIGHT!
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  130. Wait like maybe half-an-hour at the very most, and then try to go through the steps again, but if you want to do this as a fail-safe, set your alarm for a time in the middle of the night for you to try again. I go to bed at around 11:30ish-midnight every night and wake up around 5 at the earliest(I have to get up at 7), so if I fuck up instead of immediately trying again, I'll set my alarm to either 1:35 or 3 AM and wake up then.
  131.  
  132. Also, just know, if you're in a lucid dream, you can astral project from there. You'll wake up, pop right out and immediately take control of things.
  133.  
  134. "No, faggot, That's just a vivid lucid dream"
  135.  
  136. Nope. I thought this shit too at first. I had my first astral projection the second after I went lucid in the middle of a dream for the first time. The things I ended up reading about later on regarding AP matched up WAY TOO WELL with my experience. Plus, when I actively started lucid dreaming, it took awhile to develop world-building skills. Nothing would spawn when I asked it too, textures would be stretched out, and characters had stiff animations. The astral projection I had before felt nothing like that.
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  138.  
  139. Q: IF I ASTRAL PROJECT WILL I BE TIRED IN THE MORNING CAUSE I TECHNICALLY DIDN'T SLEEP?
  140.  
  141. Quick answer, No. In fact you might actually be even more well-rested.
  142.  
  143.  
  144. Q: HELP. I'M IN THE ASTRAL, BUT I'M STILL LAYING DOWN. I CAN"T MOVE. ALL I CAN DO IS LOOK AND SEE SPIRITS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE
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  146. When you want to make a certain movement, Imagine doing it and it'll happen. Like, Imagine moving your arm to push-up off the bed. You'll get to point where it just syncs and you can move like you normally do in the physical. Either that. or you just haven't popped out yet.
  147.  
  148. Q: CAN I SLOW DOWN TIME SO I CAN SPEND LONGER IN THE ASTRAL?
  149.  
  150. Absolutely yes. You can make 20 minutes in the physical world last MONTHS in the astral. People use this to spend time learning and practicing all sorts of shit, although I haven't personally tried this myself. You can even manifest a clock to show you the time so you can see how long you have until you gotta wake up.
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  152. REMEMBER
  153. -GO TO BED THAT NIGHT AS IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ASTRAL PROJECTION IS
  154. -PERFECTLY STILL; DON'T EVEN MOVE YOUR EYES
  155. -MIND AWAKE BODY ASLEEP
  156. -CUTTING DIAMONDS
  157. -NO EMOTION TOWARDS THOUGHTS
  158. -WAIT FOR THE NOISE
  159. -YOU CAN DO THIS
  160. -IT'S EASIER THAN TYING YOUR SHOE, BRUSHING YOUR TEETH, ETC.
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