The Mage 2

>You are an incredibly powerful and wacky mage. Your name is Anon The Bright.
>You are in the middle of meditation when you hear recurring knocks from your cellar.
"What the... There shouldn't be anything down there...."
>You open the cellar door to find Pinky Pie in a demonic looking costume.
"Pinky, What in hell's name are you doing in my cellar... actually. Never mind. You're you."
>"Your not scared..?"
"...This was supposed to scare me..?"
>"Yes...."
"Well, I'm more shocked then scared."
>"Drat, your always the hardest one to prank."
"Pinky, you best know, that i was the best prankster in my mages guild. No one ever saw any of my pranks coming."
>"Really? WOW. Sounds like you were a master back then."
"Still am."
>As you say this you are walking into the cellar and closing the hatch.
>"Why'd you close the door?"
"Too prove my point."
>You start chanting the words to a dimensional portal spell on the exit of the cellar.
>You finish the spell and open the cellar door, and find your self in the middle of Sweet Apple Acres.
>"WOW. How did we get out here?"
"A simple spell, that is all. Now, you want to see a REAL prank?"
>"Go ahead. I want to see what made you so great!"
>You exit the cellar and stand in the middle of the field, and start chanting complex morphing spell.
>After about 5 minutes of chanting you stomp the ground and a wave of invisible power goes across the entire farm.
>"What did you do? I don't see anything different.."
"Well then get up here and see."
>You help Pinky out of the cellar, and show her one of the trees.
>"OH WOW. THEY TURNED INTO ORANGES!"
"Hehehe, not just oranges, but fruits of all types. See..?"
>You show her another tree, filled with tomatoes, and one filled with bananas.
>"WOW. Applejack sure will flip when she sees this!"
"Interesting thing is. They still taste like apples, they just don't look the part..."
>As you say that, you hear the door to the farm open.
"SHIT."
>You grab Pinky and jump into the cellar, and remove the spell you cast on the cellar.
>you and Pinky are laughing your asses off
"I wonder what their face's look like right now"
>Pinky starts doing some weird face's but you don't really pay attention to them
>You see Pinky out for the day
>"That was fun anon! We should do something like this again soon!"