99 Bottles Of Beer

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
#!C:\Perl\bin\perl.exe -w
##
## NOTE:
## Your bang path on Windows may vary (depending on where you installed your Perl binaries).
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## [99_bottles_pl.cgi]
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## 99 Bottles Of Beer Lyrics.
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## (c) Damion 'Phr0z3n.dev' Tapper, 2014.
## Email: Phr0z3n.Dev@Gmail.com
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use strict; # Strict drinking rules.
use safe;   # Age assessment and such...
use CGI qw(:all);
use utf8;

print header(-type => "text/plain");
# To print text/html output, change the new line character from '\n' to '<br />'

print '>>------------------> 99 Bottles Of Beer Lyrics <------------------<<' . "\n\n";

    for(my $bottles_of_beer = 99; $bottles_of_beer > 0; $bottles_of_beer--)
    {
        print $bottles_of_beer . ' bottle';

            ($bottles_of_beer != 1) ? print 's' : () ;

        print ' of beer on the wall, ' . $bottles_of_beer . ' bottle';

            ($bottles_of_beer != 1) ? print 's' : () ;

        print ' of beer.' . "\n";
        print 'Take one down and pass it around, ';

            (($bottles_of_beer -1) != 0) ? (print $bottles_of_beer - 1) : print 'no more' ;

        print ' bottle';

            (($bottles_of_beer - 1) != 1) ? print 's' : () ;

        print ' of beer on the wall.' . "\n\n";
    }

print 'No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.' . "\n";
print 'Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.' . "\n\n";

print '>>-------------------------------> + <-------------------------------<<';

exit;