Honkai 3 Bronya X Kiana Love Declaration

Honkai 3 Bronya X Kiana Love Declaration LoveCode

Valentine's Day campaign unfolds, take a look at official preparations for the various CP stories

情人节活动“不灭誓言，挚爱一生”开始了。在活动中，舰长要从8对人气CP中选出自己最喜爱的CP。
The Valentine's Day campaign, "Unbreakable vows, a lifetime of love," begins. In the event, the captains will choose their favourite CP from eight pairs of popular CPs.

为了赢得舰长的选票，CP们也纷纷讲出了自己的爱情故事（？）。今天爱酱就给舰长带来了A组两队CP的爱情故事。
In order to win the captain's vote, the CP will tell their love story (?). Today, Ai-chan give the captain the love story of the two groups of CPs in Group A.

这两队CP分别是琪亚娜&芽衣和琪亚娜&布洛妮娅。就让我们先来听听琪亚娜&布洛妮娅的爱情故事（？）：恋爱Code吧。
The two teams of CP are Kiana X Mei and Kiana X Bronya. Let's listen to the love story of Kiana X Bronya(?) first: LoveCode.

恋爱Code
LoveCode

今天上午，布洛妮娅被人提问了，提问者是德丽莎学园长。
This morning, Bronya was questioned by Theresa, the school principal.

Input：嘿嘿，布洛妮娅喜欢我吗？
Input:Hey, does Bronya like me? <use 'like' here>

Output：布洛妮娅喜欢德丽莎。
Output:Bronya likes Theresa.

Input：哦～那是哪种喜欢呢？是不是想要结婚的那种喜欢呢～？
Input:Oh~ What kind of like is that? Is it the kind of like you want to get married? <should it be maintained as 'like' or change to 'love'?>

Deduce：结婚...爱...布洛妮娅的数据库中没有这个函数，需要建立新函数。
Deduce:Marriage... Love... Bronya database does not have this function and new functions need to be created. <not sure if Bronya refers to herself as 'her'>

<LoveCode_01 (https://i.imgur.com/SmEqJSx.jpg)>
	var love = new function(object){
		if( object.isSmart() == true //is the other smart
			&& object.isGentle() == true //is the other gentle
			&& object.isFair() == true //is the other beautiful
			&& object.isConsiderate() == true // is the other considerate
			&& object.isBrave() == true //is the other brave
			/* omit 95 items */
			&& object.isGoodAtCooking() == true ) // is the other good at cooking
			{ return true; }
		else{
			return false;
		}
	}
	return love("theresa");

Output：false。布洛妮娅摇了摇头。
Output:false. Bronya shook her head.

Input：哼，真令人失望呢！不过如果是布洛妮娅这么聪明的女孩的话，在选择对象时，肯定会有上百个条件吧。哎呀，真想知道什么样的人才能满足布洛妮娅的所有条件呢 =w=
Input:Well, that was disappointing! But if it were a girl as smart as Bronya, there would surely be hundreds of conditions in choosing a match. Gee, I wonder what kind of person can meet all of Bronya's requirements =w= <How does Theresa talk; 'that was disappointing' or 'what a disappointment'?>

Deduce：选出一个可能的结婚对象。
Deduce:Select a possible marriage partner.

<LoveCode_02 (https://i.imgur.com/AfElcCC.jpg)>
	// detect objects: Kiana, Mei, Himeko, Fuuka, Seele, Wendy
	var objects = {kiana,mei,himeko,fuka,seele,wendy};

	var chooseMarryObject = function(objects){
		for(var object in objects){
			if(love(object)){
				return object;
			}}};

	return chooseMarryObject(objects);

Output：芽衣。
Output:Mei.

Input：嘿嘿嘿，果然只有芽衣才能配得上布洛妮娅呢～
Input:Heh heh heh, sure enough, only Mei is worthy for Bronya~ <or just a single 'hey'?>

>>>> 对话结束
>>>> End of conversation

今天中午，布洛妮娅前往训练室。
At noon today, Bronya heads to the training room.

在训练室附近，发现琪亚娜爬在一棵树的树枝上，
In the vicinity of the training room,  Kiana was found climbing on the branches of a tree.

在树枝的前端趴着一只吓得发抖的小猫。
At the front of the branch was a scared kitten.

Input：笨蛋琪亚娜，发抖的小猫，树枝。
Input:Stupid Kiana, shivering kitten, twigs.

Deduce：琪亚娜想要救小猫。
Deduce:Kiana wants to save the kitten.

Addition Input：树枝承受不住两人的重量，马上就要断了。
Addition Input：The branches cannot bear the weight of the two and will soon break.

Output：召唤出重装小兔，接住从树上掉下来的小猫和琪亚娜。
Output:Summon Bunny and catch kitten & Kiana that fell from the tree.

笨蛋琪亚娜，果然从树上掉下来了，
Silly Kiana, she really did fell from the tree.

重装小兔接住了她，没有受伤，
Heavy-equipment Bunny caught her and she was unhurt,

笨蛋琪亚娜抱着小猫傻乎乎的站了起来，
The idiot Kiana stood up holding the kitten,

校服被树枝勾破了，布洛妮娅提醒她注意。
Her school uniform was torn by a branch and Bronya alerted her.

“不好！衣服破了，这下子回去又要被芽衣骂了...”
"No! My clothes are torn. I will be scolded by Mei when I go back..."

布洛妮娅提醒她以后需要深思熟虑，如果不是布洛妮娅正好经过，
Bronya reminded her of the need to think carefully later on, and if it hadn't been for the fact that Bronya had passed by,

她就会摔倒在地上。
she would have fallen to the ground.

“没办法啊～一看到需要被拯救的人（也包括小猫），
"No way~ To see the people who need to be rescued (including kittens),

我体内卡斯兰娜家的热血就会忍不住沸腾起来！”
The warm blood of the Kaslana's family in my body can't help but boil up!"

布洛妮娅听到笨蛋琪亚娜说的话，
Bronya heard the words of the idiot Kiana.

回忆到2014年在长空市第一次和琪亚娜见面。
Memories of meeting Kiana for the first time in 2014 in the city of Sky City. <not sure what's the name of the city>

Recall：布洛妮娅被脑内的生物芯片控制，想要杀死琪亚娜。
Recall:Bronya was controlled by a biochip in the brain and wanted to kill Kiana.

Recall：重装小兔的炮口指向琪亚娜，0.5秒后充能完毕。
Recall:The muzzle of the Heavy-equipment Bunny pointed to Kiana, and after 0.5 seconds the charge would be complete.

Recall：琪亚娜不顾一切冲了过来。
Recall:Kiana rushed over in spite of everything. <or should it be 'regardless of everything'?>

Recall：琪亚娜抱住了布洛妮娅。
Recall:Kiana hugged Bronya.

Recall：琪亚娜露出了笑容。
Recall:Kiana smiled.

Recall：布洛妮娅不能理解，为什么她可以笑出来。
Recall:Bronya couldn't understand why she can laugh.

Recall：琪亚娜说“放心吧，本小姐一定会拯救你的！”
Recall:Kiana said, "Rest assured, this lady will certainly save you!" <not sure if Kiana is referring to herself or another person>

>>>> 回忆结束
>>>> The end of the memory

布洛妮娅推断，琪亚娜是个笨蛋。
Bronya deduce that Kiana was an idiot. <other possible words = 'reasoned', 'infers', 'fool'>

因为她是笨蛋，所以她不会去思考：
Because she is stupid, she doesn't think: <could also be 'idiot' or 'a fool'>

为了救一只树上的野猫，但是自己摔伤了，值得吗？
Is it worth the effort to save a stray cat on a tree and hurt oneself?

为了救刚认识几天的布洛妮娅，但是自己把命丢了，值得吗？
Was it worth it to save Bronya, who she had only known for a few days, but lost her own life? <need better translation / arrangement for this>

因为她够简单，所以她不会用上百个条件，去思考值不值得。
Because she is simple enough, she doesn't use hundreds of conditions to think about whether it's worth it.

因为她够简单，不顾一切的想要去拯救别人，所以她是琪亚娜。
Because she was simple and desperate to save others, so she is Kiana. <or remove 'so'?>

因为她够简单，所以她傻乎乎的笑容才会那么吸引布洛妮娅。
Because she is simple enough, that's why her silly smile is so attractive to Bronya. <SHIP: Oh my!>

Input：布洛妮娅爱琪亚娜吗？
Input:Does Bronya love Kiana?

Deduce：修正函数...
Deduce:Correction function ...

<LoveCode_03 (https://i.imgur.com/1xZMYyB.jpg)>
	var love = new function(object){
		if( object.isSmart() == true //is the other smart
			/* omit 99 items */
			&& object.isGoodAtCooking() == true// is the other good at cooking
			|| object.isSimple() == true ) //modified code: is the other a simple idiot, like Kiana
			{ return true; }
		else{
			return false;
		}
	}
	return love( kiana);

Output：true。布洛妮娅爱琪亚娜。
Output:true. Bronya loves Kiana.

有时候，就是存在啊，仅仅一个条件，却比全部的都要重要。
Sometimes, just one condition is more important than all of it. <or is it 'there is only one condition, but it is more important than all'?>

有时候，爱情，就是那么简单。
Sometimes, love is so simple. <or 'Sometimes, love, it's that simple'?>

爱酱点评
Ai-chan's Comments

琪亚娜&布洛妮娅的爱情故事就到此结束了~舰长有没有感动到呢？
This is the end of the love story between Kiana and Bronya. Was the captain moved? <or 'Has the captain been moved'?>

琪亚娜和布洛妮娅最早在《崩坏学园2》的故事中相遇。在第一次见面的时候，布洛妮娅还是被逆熵控制的杀人机器。布洛妮娅接收到的命令是夺取“第三律者”雷电芽衣。为了夺取芽衣，布洛妮娅和“芽衣的保护者”琪亚娜多次交战，并试图要杀死琪亚娜。但在战斗中，琪亚娜发现布洛妮娅其实是被逆熵所控制的，就决定要拯救布洛妮娅，终于，在冒着生命危险的情况下，琪亚娜帮助布洛妮娅脱离了逆熵的控制。
Kiana and Bronya first met in the story "Honkai Gakuen 2". In the first meeting, Bronya was still the killing machine controlled by Anti-Entropy. The order that Bronya received was to capture the "third-law" Raiden Mei. In order to seize Mei, Bronya and “Mei's protector” Kiana, fought several times and tried to kill Kiana. But in the battle, Kiana discovered that Bronya was in fact controlled by the Anti-Entropy, and decided to save Bronya. Finally, at the risk of her life, Kiana helped Bronya out of the control of the Anti-Entropy.

在解除控制的那一刻，琪亚娜傻乎乎，但又坚定的笑容，一定深深的刻入了布洛妮娅的内心吧。在这之后，虽然布洛妮娅一直在吐槽琪亚娜是笨蛋，但是每次当琪亚娜陷入麻烦之中的时候，都会第一时间站出来帮助琪亚娜，这就是布洛妮娅自己的爱情方式吧 >w<
At the moment of lifting the control, Kiana’s foolish, yet firm smile must have been deeply carved into the heart of Bronya. After this, although Bronya has always been spitting that Kiana is an idiot, every time Kiana falls into trouble, she will will be the first to stand up for Kiana. This is Bronya's own way of love >w<

舰长肯定还记得，在《崩坏3》游戏第二章的剧情中，也是布洛妮娅伸出援手救了陷入梦境中的琪亚娜吧~
The captain must still remember, in the "HI3" game Chapter II of the plot, it was Bronya that reached out and rescued Kiana who was falling into a dream~

好了，爱酱的点评就到这里了，因为实在扯不下去了 =w= 爱酱只能说，为了获胜，布洛妮娅你可真是拼啊。_(:з」∠)_
Well, that's it for Ai-chan's review, because really can't go any further =w= Ai-chan can only say, in order to win, Bronya you really need to fight._(:з」∠)_

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