/hhg/ - DOOMED SPACE MARINE

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #1176
Life Support Edition
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>The Marine stands in the parking lot of IMPs building
>He draws his sidearm, takes aim, and shoots out the window of Blitzo's office before promptly reholstering.
>Blitzo storms over and throws the now shattered window open looking for whoever just set him back two hundred bucks.
>"Hey ass hole, I just had those cleaned! Who the f-k are you and what the f-k do you want!"
>Blitzo grits his teeth waiting for an answer.
>"Well Mr."Blitzo" I heard it was you who was slinking around Earth offing Humans."
>"If you wanted to hire us you could've just made an appointment. Shithead." Blitzo grumbles the last part under his breath.
>"Oh I'm not here to hire you, I'm here to stop you. So Blitzo, you can walk down here and hand me that magic book or whatever ya got, or I can come up there and peel it outta your broken fingers."
>"The O is silent, didn't you read the sign? Oh! That's right, most hicks can't f-king read!"
>"The only thing that's gonna be silent is your funeral if you don't bring it down here!"
>"Just because you work for the Princess doesn't mean I gotta do sht greenie, so why don't you take your shotgun, and go F-K YOURSELF!"
>"You're right, you don't gotta do anything I say, that's why I gave you a choice. I suggest you make the right one."
>"Yeah yeah, that's pretty bold talk, for a DOOMED SPACE MARINE!"