Homoerotic Spider-Man

				LIZ
			(whispers to Peter)
		Look, it's just... I don't know... when
		you and Flash go after each other like
		that...

				PETER
			(whispers)
		He's not my type.


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				PETER
		Hello, Professor Octavius.
			(no response)
		I really admired your experiment.

				OCK
			(back to Peter)
		We have a lot of interests in common,
		Peter. Perhaps we should put our heads
		together, if you know what I mean...

				PETER
			(flattered)
		That would be... great.

				OCK
			(turns with a smile)



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				OCK
		Just a minute... how about if I show you
		my discoveries... something I never
		showed to any other student... as a
		matter of fact to anybody at all.

				PETER
		Well I am really flattered, I mean I'd
		love to... but I...

				OCK
		Very well shall we say if you come here
		tonight...

				PETER
		But Professor I don't now if I should...

				OCK
		Make it eight sharp... I'll be waiting
		for you... Right here...

	Peter looks worried then leaves.



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				AUNT MAY
		Oh, Peter, you promised you'd spend the
		night...

				PETER
		I... I can't, Aunt May. Professor
		Octavius wants to discuss my new
		findings.

				AUNT MAY
			(disappointed)
		Peter, what you should be finding... is a
		nice girlfriend.



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				OCK
		Okey, dokey, Parker... how would you like
		to take Weiner's place... I mean, be my
		assistant?




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PETER comes face to face with the man in the LOUD
	SPORTCOAT. He gives PETER his CARD.

				REISS
		You're a kid who's going places, and I'm
		gonna point you the right way.

				PETER
			(reading card)
		Max Reiss, models, strip dancers, escort
		girls, blue movies...




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	WE ARE TIGHT ON A NEW YORK JOURNAL TRUCK. On its SIDE
	BANNER is a PICTURE of SPIDER-MAN'S face. Headline: "Who
	is he? Mega-Smash Hits MTV!"

	The TRUCK pulls away and we see PETER, LIZ, HARRY and KIM
	standing on the sidewalk waiting to cross. PETER is
	rocking on his heels and smirking.

				PETER
			(indicating truck)
		You know who that is?

				LIZ
			(walking ahead)
		Yeah... he's some clown we saw on TV last
		night... boy does Flash think he's hot.

				PETER
		He does...




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				PETER
		It's a very clever outfit you've got
		there, Flash.

				FLASH
		Take a hike, asshole.

				LIZ
			(to Peter)
		How did you recognize him?

				PETER
		His pretty blue eyes give him away...




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				OCK
		Forget that old fool, insect. My
		Spider-Man... Come join me on my
		fantastic voyage to the 7th heaven.




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				LIZ
		We have a lot to thank your friend
		Spider-Man for.

				PETER
		Somehow, I don't think we've seen the
		last of him.

				LIZ
		Peter...! Finders, keepers...