A list of all the Hazbin anon we have so far (outdated)

from Thread #139 of /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/26507676/#26507676
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Noiranon:
>A detective from the '30s, spent his life hunting down Alastor after the murder of his son, died soon after him. In Hell, appears similar to Alastor (sans deer-like features), but resembles a Francis Bacon painting - the top of his head is always kept in a shroud-like shadow by the rim of his hat, with only his glowing eyes visible. Smokes and drinks to regain health. Keeps a watchful eye on Alastor at the Hotel

Druganon:
>a drugdealer in real life, and a friend of Angel Dust - may have, in fact, been the guy who introduced him to the stuff, leading to his addiction. He was sent to fight the War in the Pacific, while AD presumably dodged the draft. Died sometime after AD did (after '47). Became a scorpion-like demon in Hell. druganon tried to keep Angel away from drugs

Bibleanon:
>A devout Christian, he went through a Job-esque trial, loosing everything, and ended up eating his shotgun. He looks like a classical devil, red skin, horns and all. Armed with only a Bible, he's still one of the Hotel's strongest assets.

Slavanon (a.k.a. Gopnikanon):
>either a Chernobyl liquidator, Afghan War veteran (maybe both), or came from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. universe, presumably after getting his wish granted (and being crushed to death by a beam). Resembles a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. bandit, personality similar to that of Boris (from "Life of Boris") fame. Armed to the teeth, expert at FPS-s, can consume twice his body weight in vodka in one sitting. A Hotel bouncer/janitor/enforcer/mentor.

Thiefanon:
>a shadowperson with glowing eyes and a nice hat, does PayDay-esque heists around Hell, Angel Dust's boyfriend. Kinda disconnected from the rest of the team, unless they really need him

Scientistanon
>killed by a lab accident (something something military test, something something government coverup), ended up in Hell as robotic dragon. Often helps Sir Pentious do research, when the latter isn't engaged in a turf war.

Killeranon:
>A typical, hooded, eyes-and-grinning-mouth-visible-only knife-wielding spreekiller. Rarely interacts with the rest of the team.
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Chanperor anon:
>Physical manifestation of 4Chan, resembles the traditional depiction of anons (suit, green head, questionmark and all), but suffers from literally having EVERY single poster on EVERY single board commanding his actions like the world's most dysfunctional hivemind, with the voice of a legion. Consumes painkillers and antidepressants at an alarming rate. Good friends with Virginanon.

Virginanon:
>Joe Average, literally the Median Man, also a virgin, who ended up in Hell after being offered up as a sacrifice by a cult. Previously managed to summon Hazbins when shopping in Ikea, and attempting to pronounce the names of the furniture, which is how he had attracted the cults attention. In Hell, his virginity is a delicacy, however, he isn't willing to loose it, and the other anons protect him. Good friends with Chanperor.

Tricksteranon:
>pretended to be a relative of Charlie, until it turned out that they actually are related. Resembles Charlie greatly, and is a general source of mischief, scams, and trolling. Still, he treats Charlie like family, and supports her (and the Hotel) in times of need.

Zombieanon:
>A medieval knight or footsoldier who died to a zombie plague (something something Darksouls), ended up as a Frankenstein-esque zombie in Hell (a mixture of the book and film version: handsome, but with strange eyes, a stitched up body that smells of mold, and looking like he has vitiligo). Has a zombie-like impaired motion and speech, but his mind is still sharp, if baffled by Hell's modernity). Cannot feel pain, super strong. Acts as a bouncer or tank for the Hotel on occasion.

Gambleranon:
>Vaggie's cousin and last remaining relative, his habits caused her to become an "escort" for the Cartel, that led to her death, managed to summon her and the rest of the non-anon Hotel staff during a crucial event ("New Moon"), and voluntarily came down with them to Hell, where he bet his soul in a pokergame so that no-one else would have to
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Mekanon:
>Orcish engineer anon. Likes to build fast things. Not at all bothered by the whole "Hell" thing (if it wouldn't be for all the succubi THOTS). Occasionally helps out Sir Pentious. Presumably hired every once in a while by the Hotel (Charlie does have a limo)

S(w)ingeranon:
>Sinatra-esque swing/jazz singer, a favorite of Angel Dust's dad, and of Angel Dust as well. Is still just a singer, but a damn good one. Works in and out of the Hotel as stage entertainment

Vigilante anon:
>Hired by Heaven to do a bit of cleanup in Hell, targeting many of the bigshots. A veritable one-man army. Presumably uses the hotel as an HQ, and acts as a staff member to disguise himself

Ligthninganon:
>drunkenly challenged "Zeus" to strike him down, holding out a shovel towards the sky during a thunderstorm. God humored him. In Hell, he resembles the electric gremlin from Gremlins 2, only anon-shaped. Is basically a hyperactive electric being, who helps Niffty with cleaning, and occasionally acts as Baxter's lab assistant

Longarmsanon:
>having died in 2009 and thus, forever immortalized as a newfriend/newfag, Longarms was a wishy-washy, uncommitted person in life, with his main sin being acedia and lust (he was a serial masturbator). In hell, he appears as a cartoon sketch-like figure, capable of fucking with perspective. He decided to take this second chance Hell offered seriously, and aims to be less of a shut-in, and a better friend. Acts as a janitor around the Hotel. Has a magic reel-to-reel player than can turn every battle into a music video... and in their favor.

I THINK that's all Of them.
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