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There will never be another glaucon

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  1. 05:08:22: <Goatwright> Can Shepard Sense Motive to see if he's full of shit?
  2. 05:08:39: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Has anyone else like us come by these parts recently?"
  3. 05:09:28: <Rainglove> SHEPARD YES PLEASE GOD THANK YOU
  4. 05:09:41: <Goatwright> -r d20+4 radicool
  5. 05:09:41: <Gara> You could've told us to roll that.
  6. 05:09:41: <dicebot> Goatwright rolled d20+4 radicool --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  7. 05:10:04: <Gara> -r d20+8 Okay, me too.
  8. 05:10:04: <dicebot> Gara rolled d20+8 Okay, me too. --> [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  9. 05:10:26: <dicebot> BoltVanderhudge rolled 1d20-3 Sensing motives. For laughs. --> [ 1d20=2 ]{-1}
  10. 05:10:26: <BoltVanderhudge> -r 1d20-3 Sensing motives. For laughs.
  11. 05:11:33: <ViejoOsoGrande> -r d20-1
  12. 05:11:33: <dicebot> ViejoOsoGrande rolled d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
  13. 05:11:38: <Hippocratesi> -r d20+2
  14. 05:11:39: <dicebot> Hippocratesi rolled d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  15. 05:13:18: <Rainglove> Eelis and Shepard, you get a pretty clear feeling he's not telling you anywhere near everything about this. Glaucon, he's probably trying to sell you something.
  16. 05:13:45: <Gara> ~He's bullshitting us.!
  17. 05:13:46: <BoltVanderhudge> "I'm saving my money. For other things."
  18. 05:13:52: <Gara> -!+~
  19. 05:14:13: <Goatwright> ~Probably. Would you mind if I take a shot?~
  20. 05:14:30: <Gara> ~Only a bit. Run it together?~
  21. 05:14:48: <Gara> "Oh?"
  22. 05:15:04: <Goatwright> ~Sure.~
  23. 05:16:49: <Goatwright> "It would be useful if you did know anything. We would likely be able to exchange some services for any information you do have."
  24. 05:16:58: <Goatwright> "We did kill a, uh... what did he call it Eelis?"
  25. 05:17:21: <Benedict> Garret looks around. His nose might be nearby. (auto-pilot)
  26. 05:17:52: <Gara> "Imposter."
  27. 05:18:06: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Yeah, what's up with that? 'Imposter'?"
  28. 05:18:28: <Hippocratesi> "And what's with that crater outside? Do you know anything about that?"
  29. 05:21:24: <Rainglove> The kobold blinks as a mountain of questions descends upon him. "Uh... Know anything about what? I heard about you killing that thing, thank you. We live in the crater."
  30. 05:21:56: <Hippocratesi> "How it got here."
  31. 05:21:59: <Gara> "Why did it try to blow one of us up?"
  32. 05:22:50: <Rainglove> "It tried to do what now?" He deliberately ignores Bert.
  33. 05:23:14: <Gara> "My friend Shepard was almost blown up."
  34. 05:23:19: <Hippocratesi> Bertholdt narrows his eyes. Something's wrong here.
  35. 05:23:25: <Goatwright> "I was hit, actually."
  36. 05:23:28: <Goatwright> "By a fireball."
  37. 05:23:45: <Gara> "Oh, were you?"
  38. 05:23:53: <Rainglove> "That's... Odd. How'd you manage that?"
  39. 05:24:21: <Goatwright> Shepard's face scrunches up slightly. His patience is being tested by these stupid replies.
  40. 05:24:56: <Gara> "..."
  41. 05:24:59: <Goatwright> "I got close to the crater."
  42. 05:25:01: <Gara> Eelis doesn't even.
  43. 05:25:05: <BoltVanderhudge> "Shall I?"
  44. 05:25:42: <Hippocratesi> "You didn't answer my question, kobold."
  45. 05:25:56: <Goatwright> Shepard ponders this. Eelis can sense Shepard's pondering of letting the crazy loose.
  46. 05:26:02: <ViejoOsoGrande> -r d20+3 "You're hiding something from us, tell us you little bastard."
  47. 05:26:02: <dicebot> ViejoOsoGrande rolled d20+3 "You're hiding something from us, tell us you little bastard." --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  48. 05:26:32: <Hippocratesi> -r d20+2 "Tell me what you know. Right now."
  49. 05:26:33: <dicebot> Hippocratesi rolled d20+2 "Tell me what you know. Right now." --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  50. 05:26:58: <Gara> "..."
  51. 05:27:08: <Gara> "You are both /so/ fired from talking to people."
  52. 05:27:14: <Goatwright> Shepard sighs. Looks like they're already at that point.
  53. 05:27:18: <Goatwright> ~No turning back now?~
  54. 05:27:25: <Gara> ~What the hell was that even. Was Bert trying to seduce him?~
  55. 05:27:28: <ViejoOsoGrande> "We're 'fired'? Oookay, leader. Oh, wait. Heh."
  56. 05:27:39: <Hippocratesi> Bertholdt just growls.
  57. 05:27:44: <Goatwright> "Glaucon, just don't hurt him."
  58. 05:28:11: <Gara> "Only from trying to intimidate people."
  59. 05:28:47: <BoltVanderhudge> Glaucon steps forward, casting Enhanced Diplomacy on himself. He follows this up... With a quick Haunted Fey Aspect. His outline swims horrible, his features distending; he appears to have half-transformed into a bizarre, alien fey monstrosity. He uses his Enhanced Diplomacy spell right after he casts it, to aid in his intimidation.
  60. 05:28:55: <BoltVanderhudge> -r 1d20+14 I'm scary. Rarrr.
  61. 05:28:55: <dicebot> BoltVanderhudge rolled 1d20+14 I'm scary. Rarrr. --> [ 1d20=6 ]{20}
  62. 05:29:31: <BoltVanderhudge> "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PETTY HUES MUDDYING MY CANVAS. I DO NOT WANT YOUR WARES. YOU WILL CEASE THIS FOOLISHNESS OR I WILL PAINT THE WALLS WITH YOUR INSIDES AND USE YOUR GUTS TO STRING MY INSTRUMENT."
  63. 05:32:23: <Rainglove> Everyone, holy fucking shit Glaucon is one scary-ass motherfucker. The kobold just about shits himself and stares at Glaucon in abject terror.
  64. 05:32:47: <Hippocratesi> Bertholdt nearly squeals in fright.
  65. 05:33:10: <BoltVanderhudge> The twisting fey aura fades as Glaucon looks down, eyes staring intensely at the kobold. He straightens his clothes. "I don't like being wet."
  66. 05:33:15: <Gara> Eelis takes a good few steps away.
  67. 05:33:21: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl's eyes widen just a little, but his sphincter tightens noticeably.
  68. 05:33:34: <Goatwright> Shepard shudders, shielding his eyes.
  69. 05:33:48: <Goatwright> "You certainly.. shalled."
  70. 05:34:02: <BoltVanderhudge> "Being wet makes me grumpy and ruins my paints..."
  71. 05:34:08: <Gara> ~Oh my god I am having nightmares for a week~
  72. 05:35:35: <Rainglove> The kobold continues staring at Glaucon. "I'll uh... I'll ask around, see what I can find. There's uh... there's an issue with our uh... our stuff right now but I'll see what I can do. Just um..." He can barely even put a sentence together.
  73. 05:35:44: <BoltVanderhudge> "Thank you."
  74. 05:35:58: <BoltVanderhudge> Glaucon strips out of his clothes, getting naked. "Do you have a fire?"
  75. 05:36:14: <Hippocratesi> "Glaucon...Glaucon, please."
  76. 05:36:26: <Gara> Eelis hates you people.
  77. 05:36:45: <BoltVanderhudge> "What?"
  78. 05:36:57: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl is just looking at Glaucon in bewilderment.
  79. 05:36:59: <BoltVanderhudge> "I need to dry my clothes. They are intolerably wet."
  80. 05:37:02: <BoltVanderhudge> "I'll catch cold like this."
  81. 05:37:11: <BoltVanderhudge> "I do not want to sneeze. It ruins my paintings."
  82. 05:37:24: <BoltVanderhudge> "Except for the painting that I made by sneezing on it. That was... Acceptable."
  83. 05:38:12: <Rainglove> "Sure we uh... yeah, just... yes?" The older kobold kicks the small one who led you all to this building, who has taken up residence hiding under the table and shivering in fear. "Just follow this one, we have somewhere you can um... get decent."
  84. 05:38:54: <BoltVanderhudge> "Very well."
  85. 05:39:04: <BoltVanderhudge> Glaucon follows the little kobold. Closely.
  86. 05:39:34: <BoltVanderhudge> Dangle dangle.
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