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Agent #2 nightmare part 1

Aug 22nd, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #810, #812
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  3. Okay enough piracy. We PTSD now.
  4.  
  5. >It was crowded inside of her head, and that feeling soon extended to the rest of her
  6. >It was like she wasn't properly inside her own body any more, like her physical form was just a suit of clothes
  7. >And someone was tugging at the seems and openings, trying to force their way in and slither up to occupy it with her
  8. >She tried to cry for help but she couldn't so much as open her mouth, it was like she had lockjaw
  9. >She could hear a voice, but not in hear ear but inside her mind, though it had the same sort of horrible intimacy as feeling a stranger's breath on her as they whispered to her
  10.  
  11. >"Why don't you just let me take the wheel for a tick young lady?"
  12. >"I have some business to attend to"
  13. >"I'll just be a moment"
  14.  
  15. >She could smell and taste blood
  16. >Someone forced her hand up to lift the glasses from her face
  17. >Screams that were never given voice swirled inside her as she felt bones grinding in her neck and sinew being stretched further than should be physically possible
  18. >She was forced to speak, both her own voice and someone else's spilling out in unison
  19.  
  20. >"All your training and research has been a waste"
  21. >"We cannot be contained"
  22. >"We cannot be stopped"
  23.  
  24. >She felt the sensation of feathery shadow forcing itself out of her mouth
  25. >Like she was trying to vomit up dry sand
  26. >It hurt, but her instinct to double over in pain went ignored
  27. >Having manifested, the oily mass of seething shadows began tearing the facility apart, one piece at a time, leaving her for dead
  28. ---
  29. >Agent #2 realized that she was developing a nervous tick, or perhaps several
  30. >She had her hands on either side of her head when she awoke from her nightmare, desperately trying to hold her head in place and keep any paranormal force from forcibly twisting it around further than it was supposed to go again
  31. >Releasing herself, slowly, not sure that her head wouldn't go whipping around and snap her neck like it was springloaded, she turned left, then right, twitching at the end of each gesture
  32. >Head was still on correctly, no demons dwelling inside of it
  33. >Sleep was hard to get lately, so she'd unplugged everything in the room that emitted even the barest bit of light, including the alarm clock, so she had to grope around in the pitch-black to find her phone and figure out what time it was
  34. >2:00 AM
  35. >Fuk
  36.  
  37. >She dragged herself out of her sweat-soaked sheets and found her way into the living room
  38. >She put the TV up as loud as she dared to drown out the sounds of a silent home
  39. >Every creak and bump that pierced the night air sounded like an intruder to her lately
  40. >Two in the morning...
  41. >She had to work tomorrow, and she was too wound up to get any more sleep
  42. >It was going to be a long work day
  43. >She sighed, the cat being the only one who heard her, and returned to her bedroom
  44. >She crammed herself into a well worn set of sweats and her slippers, and trudged out the door
  45. >She knew what was coming
  46. >She'd be painfully awake all night, up until being finally ready to sleep like a brick no more than 30 minutes or so before she had to work
  47. >Then she'd be dead on her feet and unproductive until at least lunch
  48. >She was going to need caffeine to survive this, and lots of it
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  50. Okay since I'm out of ideas for Levianon and my birbposting took an uncomfortable turn I'm going back to Agent #2 having horrible PTSD from being possessed by Stolas and used as a gateway between Hell and the living world.
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  52. >The convenience store on the corner was empty save for the cashier and the moths beating their tiny heads against the lighting fixtures
  53. >She said nothing to either of them on her stoop-shouldered walk toward the cold cases at the back of the shop
  54. >She shoveled an assortment of chilled coffees and energy drinks flavored with vague notions like "sour unicorn rush" and "lemonade blade" into her arms
  55. >Topped off with a pair of power bars to tuck into her coat pockets for later and one of those...crispy...things that they have in the roller grill that will probably make her sick later
  56. >She caught a glimpse of herself reflected in the polished stainless steel of the countertop
  57. >She looked like...Hell
  58. >Hair mussed
  59. >Eyes unfocused
  60. >Greasy face shaded by the hood of her sweatshirt
  61. >She looked like she ought to be standing on the street corner having an animated conversation with the voices in her head
  62. >Good thing no one was here to see her
  63. >Except the cashier of course, who regarded her with a look halfway in between disgust and fear as they rang up the heap of caffeinated chemical swill
  64. >Whatever
  65. >Screw them
  66. >They'd look just as bad if not worse if they'd seen the kind of things she had
  67. -
  68. >Out the door
  69. >Down the street
  70. >Watch your step on that stretch of sidewalk where the tree's roots have fked up the pavement
  71. >As she passes beneath the tree's canopy, a car alarm goes off
  72. >A sudden flurry of activity ruffled the foliage
  73. >Heavy wingbeats battered the foliage, sending dead leaves and seed pods and a torrent of tattered feathers raining down on her
  74. >Angry squawks sounded out
  75. >She screamed
  76. >She was ready to face the threat this time
  77. >She swung her plastic bags full of BPA-free cans at the avian threat above her head with all her might
  78. >She didn't hit anything
  79. >Except herself
  80. >A delicate combination of gravity and momentum brought the cheap, black plastic stuffed with aluminum cylinders back around to whack her squarely in the chest
  81. >The car alarm quieted a moment after
  82. >She heard soft cooing and tittering from above her
  83.  
  84. >A tiny, harmless little sparrow, very upset at having its sleep interrupted, shot her an accusatory look through dewy eyes from its perch on a low-hanging branch
  85. >Agent #2 groaned
  86. >She was developing a phobia alongside her ticks
  87.  
  88. >"Sorry"
  89.  
  90. >She waved off the little bird and continued her walk home
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  92. Aw, poor #2
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  94. I'm trying for shmaltzy tragedy with this but she's kind of a lowkey badass if you look at things from a distance. If I remember correctly, the demons described in the Ars Goetia/Lesser Key of Solomon aren't garden variety demons, they're all the traitor angels who fell alongside Lucifer during the War In Heaven. So that makes Stolas a sort of Lucifer-lite. So Agent #2 straight up got possessed by a high-ranking banished angel and then proceeded to vomit him into existence on her plane of reality, and then upon him fking off to suck imp dck, just shrugged and said "aight we got this sht on camera bitches can't ignore us now". Holy sht that lady is fking ironclad.
  95. -
  96. god damn, I guess what is true what they said.
  97.  
  98. never judge a book by its cover, she a fking badass.
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  100. She was prob hopped up on adrenaline after all of that. It's unlikely to get mentally scarred only a few minutes after the event. Give it a day or two and she'll be screaming and crying all day.
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  102. >A typical day in Agent #2's life
  103.  
  104. >4:00 AM: Wake up. Shower using steel wool as a loofah for her gunpowder-scented bodywash.
  105.  
  106. >5:00 AM: Breakfast. Buttered sandpaper with grape jelly. Bowl of nails, no milk. Eaten with one hand over the kitchen sink while holding her phone up to watch videos of Mike Tyson prize fights with the other
  107.  
  108. >6:00 AM to 3:00 PM: bust up local gambling rings overseen by Asmodeus, shut down child prstittin organizations led by the Subway guy using a flamethrower and a killer attitude, call the new host of Prairie Home Companion and tell them they're not as good as the original guy
  109.  
  110. >4:00 PM: Find a homeless veteran and give them unlimited doshbux to buy groceries and grooming products for their upcoming job interview. Pet their dog gently and smoosh their squishy face and tell them what a good boi they are
  111.  
  112. >5:00 PM: savage, bed-destroying sx with someone who is left a quivering, babbling mess after getting done with the act
  113.  
  114. >6:30 PM: chocolate chip cookies and ice-cold milk while watching Aliens:Director's Cut
  115.  
  116. >10:00 PM: A good, solid night's sleep, during which time any sleep paralysis demon who dares encroach upon her territory will be suked into The Forbidden Zone and forced to do her laundry for the next thousand years
  117.  
  118. Agent #2 FKS.
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