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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just drowning Jaden Smith. Here's the news.
- Biden Awards Soros, Hillary Clinton Presidential Medal of Freedom
- Joe Gives Dem Mega-Donor, Bitter Hillary America’s Highest Civilian Honor on the Way Out the Door
- Joe Biden will bestow America’s highest civilian honor on Democrat Hillary Clinton, leftist George Soros, and others on Saturday.
- Ohio Meat Company Fined $4 Million for Illegal Migrant Hiring, Identity Theft Scheme
- Ohio Meat Company Fined $4 Million for Illegal Migrant Hiring
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- Russian Officials Declare Emergency in Crimea as Oil Spill Reaches Sevastopol
- Russia Declares Emergency in Crimea as Oil Spill Reaches Sevastopol
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- Texas Arrests Four Tren de Aragua Gang Members Crossing U.S. Border from Mexico
- Texas Arrests Four Tren de Aragua Gang Members Crossing U.S. Border
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- Alex Marlow: The Media Gaslights America Saying White Men Are the Real Terror Threat
- Alex Marlow: The Media Gaslights America on Terror
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- Alex Marlow: Biden Found a Disturbing New Way to Sabotage Trump
- Alex Marlow: Biden Found a Disturbing New Way to Sabotage Trump
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- Hillary Clinton, George Soros and Denzel Washington will receive the highest US civilian honor
- Hillary Clinton, George Soros and Denzel Washington will receive the highest US civilian honor
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- AllState CEO Lectures Americans After Terror Attack, Laments ‘Addiction to Divisiveness’ at Sug
- AllState CEO Lectures Americans After Terrorism ‘Addiction to Divisiveness'
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- Greenland Prime Minister Calls for Independence from Denmark: ‘Time to Take the Next StepR
- Greenland PM Calls for Independence from Denmark
- 3,858
- Kathy Griffin Claims Trump Will Send Her to ‘Internment Camps’
- Kathy Griffin Claims Trump Will Send Her to ‘Internment Camps’
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- Terrorist Attacks in New Orleans, Las Vegas Underscore Urgency for Senate in Confirming Trump’s N
- Terrorist Attacks Underscore Urgency Is Needed in Confirming Trump Nominees
- Knife-Wielding Monkey on The Loose After Stabbing 2 People on Manhattan Subway Train.
- He's known to ride the No. 2 and No. 5 subway lines.
- Middle Aged White Couple Shot to Death by 2 Baboons and a Baboonette in NC's Plaza Midwood.
- Waitress at Wafflehouse Fired After Shooting Trio of Dindus Who Broke into the Restaurant.
- Child Raping Negro U.S. Army Reservist Escapes from Maximum Security Prison.
- ...................... Tranny! I mean weather.
- Sat 04 | Day
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- Overcast. High 73F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 80%
- UV Index
- 2 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:26 am
- Sunset
- 5:44 pm
- Sat 04 | Night
- 65°
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- Cloudy. Low around 65F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 84%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 10:55 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 10:51 pm
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- Mon 06
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- Wed 08
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- Sat 11
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- Sun 12
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- Mon 13
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- Wed 15
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- Thu 16
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- Current threat: Allahu Abkar! داعش 👳🏾♂️
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- Zaiger
- Brian Richard Zaiger✡ (also known as Mantequilla, and simply Zaiger) was the former admin of Encyclopedia Dramatica, who fell ass backwards into the role after GirlVinyl sold out the site, Ryan Cleary got arrested for being part of Lulzsec and Garrett became suddenly employed, so the position somehow defaulted to Zaiger, despite barely being a mod on ED.com, not having any technical skills, specifically for running a fully-fledged website. Brian has a long track record of being banned from ED.com multiple times for being a massive faggot. Zaiger is from the shithole of Salem, Massachusetts near Baaaawstin, where, prior to being arrested for drugs and laissez-faire "running" Encyclopedia Dramatica for a shitty six years, owned a derelict, roach-infested apartment, which he was eventually evicted from, due to not paying the rent. Homeless, and on the street for a brief period, before his arrest, he contemplated suicide, but unfortunately never went through with it.
- Despite constantly bitching about how Sherrod betrayed ED, he ended up being even worse than her and is now known as Sherrod 2: Electric Boogaloo. After gaining control of the site, Zaiger then spent the next few years running the ED into the ground with his laziness, incompetence, greed and technological illiteracy. Making the site unusable by flooding it with virus-ridden pop-up ads for porn sites and stealing all of the site's donations and ad revenue to fuel his on-again-off-again drug and alcohol addiction instead of paying for our hosting or the child support for his bastard son, then E-Begging the community and other staff members for more money so he could keep the site up (only to spend it all on booze yet again). In his wake, Zaiger left a long list of lost domains and resigning administrators, all of whom quit when they got sick of babysitting him to keep him from destroying the site while he's drunk, and doing his work for him because he doesn't know how to computer.
- Zaiger's reckoning finally came when, after racking up nearly $100k in legal fees due to being personally sued for something someone wrote on the site, he had all of his admin privs wrestled away from him by the current administration who found out he was planning to sell the website, and kicked out of ED, still saddled with an insurmountable debt he acquired on ED's behalf that we no longer intend to help him pay.
- (( IT TURNS OUT ZAIGER WAS THE GREEDIEST JEW OF THEM ALL ))
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- The Mediterranean moray (Muraena helena), also known as the Roman eel, is a species of fish in the family Muraenidae, the moray eels. It has a long eel-like body and is found in the eastern Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean Sea. The species prefers rocky bottoms and lives at depths between 1 and 800 metres (3 and 2,620 ft), with the 100–300-metre (330–980 ft) range being the most common habitat. It is a territorial species and is more active at night, spending most of the day in cavities and clefts between rocks. It hunts fish, crabs and cephalopods, and its bite can be dangerous to humans. This Mediterranean moray was photographed off the coast of the Maltese island of Gozo.
- Photograph credit: Diego Delso
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go tie my puppy self driving to a forklift so I don't have to take him for a walk.
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