Neo Iornia Session 1: Albion My Way

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Emergency:
ip4 did it
Thrice:
nice
Thrice:
that's random
Emergency:
waterbound is right there
Emergency:
let's gamble and die
Thrice:
Waterbound and Connough are the two closest yeah
Thrice:
Callantown isn't much further out
Thrice:
or Bellston if you get a ferry
Emergency:
I'm sure we'll be in Boole for awhile
Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Emergency (Player)

Eliza:
test

Eliza:
Oh right, character goals

Eliza:
Obviously get back my son

Eliza:
secondary, maybe even make my own mob

Eliza:
secondary b - do the league to fund fun drug industries

Eliza:
tertiary - make dank drugs out of delta pokemon
Thrice:
Fair

Eliza:
probably flip secondary and tertiary

Eliza:
I think delta drugs sound pretty neat

Eliza:
How exactly would I go about that anyway, is that like mushroom seeking or medicine studying

Eliza:
maybe some of both
4
Agi has connected.
Warlord has connected.
Thrice:
Cool
Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Agi (Player)
Thrice:
looks like we won't have any trouble come game time

Eliza:
what are the chances they both connect at the same time
Thrice:
100% apparently

Blond Asshole:
idk I just got home
Thrice:
Turns out, everything's a 50% chance

Eliza:
I know that token image
Thrice:
it either happens or doesn't

Blond Asshole:
I bet u do
Thrice:
And yeah that's about right @Merge

Blond Asshole:
It's not super obscure.
Thrice:
Find it, study it, test it

Eliza:
coo

Eliza:
speedy fucker aren't you
Thrice:
I was testing how movement even works on this

Blond Asshole:
Gonna actually grab Agility Training instead of Inspired bc what the hell was I thinking?
Thrice:
where there's literally no grid at all

Blond Asshole:
I needed it for Cheerleader but I don't need Cheerleader yet
Thrice:
are you an ace trainer
Thrice:
bc like
Thrice:
inspired training is a -feature-

Blond Asshole:
it is
Thrice:
which u can take at L5 if you qualify for it

Blond Asshole:
I'm not

Blond Asshole:
I kno

Blond Asshole:
Looking at Coordinator/Juggler/Commander/??? who knows maybe I'll go electric something but maybe not

Blond Asshole:
Probably Cheerleader though
Warlord:
I thought you were playing a waifu?

Blond Asshole:
no that's Merge

Blond Asshole:
I alternate between waifus and betas

Blond Asshole:
But this guy shouldn't be either

Blond Asshole:
hopefully
Thrice:
you're a coordinator
Thrice:
that's about as beta as it gets

Blond Asshole:
Not yet I'm not

Blond Asshole:
Ah
Thrice:
Merge is playing Mercy

Blond Asshole:
seemingly I have Cheerleader, so I need to swap that out
Thrice:
right down to the age

Blond Asshole:
WHY IS SHE SO OLD?!
Thrice:
idk
Thrice:
you're like 12

Blond Asshole:
I meant Mercy
Thrice:
oh
Thrice:
idk
Thrice:
Overwatch ages make no sense

Eliza:
huh is that so
Thrice:
Genji is like 35

Eliza:
the game also doesn't make sense
Thrice:
and acts like a 17 year old

Eliza:
the lore doesn't translate to the gameplay at all

Eliza:
okay my framing doesn't feel too ff

Eliza:
o
Thrice:
and doomfist is fucking 45

Blond Asshole:
n

Eliza:
they can't put kids in this game killing things
Thrice:
sombra's 30 and dresses like a 20 year old edgelord

Eliza:
so we lost tirk didn't we
Thrice:
I think Mei is only TECHNICALLY 31

Blond Asshole:
So how much would an item that gives me a +2 to Command as a swift action at the cost of 1/6 of my HP twice a scene cost
Thrice:
uh
Thrice:
not a lot given that an item that gives you +2 to Command permanently along with another small bonus would cost 2k
Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Warlord (Player)

Blond Asshole:
So like, what

Blond Asshole:
500? 1000?
Thrice:
Probably 500

Blond Asshole:
aight

Muscle Mountain:
Beast Master Prerequisite: Novice Intimidate Effect: You may use Intimidate instead of Command to make Pokemon at 0 or 1 Loyalty obey your commands. You may also use Intimidate instead of Command to determine the limits and Bonus Experience from Training.

Muscle Mountain:
I just got that and pathetic command

Muscle Mountain:
lololol

Eliza:
reep
Thrice:
I'll need to change that slightly

Blond Asshole:
that'll do
Thrice:
Since Training is just based on your highest rank now
Thrice:
so I need to give that something to do
Thrice:
Other than making Pokemon obey

Eliza:
what's your social skill agi

Eliza:
me and warlord gonna thug everyone

Blond Asshole:
Command and Charm

Eliza:
it'll be great

Blond Asshole:
I have Adept Command, novice Charm
Thrice:
shit tho
Thrice:
with tirk gone you're basically guaranteed to kidnap someone

Blond Asshole:
Oh, he's out then?

Eliza:
it's a promise
Thrice:
Not sure
Warlord:
I thought Tirk (was) playing an asshole
Thrice:
he won't confirm

Blond Asshole:
Sweet, bring on Scarlett

Eliza:
we won't kidnap her

Eliza:
we'll scrap her for bones

Blond Asshole:
pls don't
Thrice:
scarlett would bring the average age down too much
Thrice:
you'll get Alizar

Blond Asshole:
But yeah - I invested ridiculously in speed/init boosts for the party

Muscle Mountain:
Well if that feat doesn't matter now, tell me what you change it to so I can see if I need to change that feat

Blond Asshole:
that's a FEAT?

Blond Asshole:
That seems like an edge
Thrice:
no, it's an edge
Thrice:
the part you TOOK it for is unchanged
Thrice:
It still does the whole commanding Pokemon thing
Thrice:
It's just, Training Experience is just going to be based on your highest Skill Rank instead of Command

Muscle Mountain:
I'm used to calling everything a "feat" Agi

Blond Asshole:
Fair enough

Blond Asshole:
I was just like

Blond Asshole:
god damn that's weak for a feat.

Blond Asshole:
Also -shit-, apparently I have adept Guile too.

Blond Asshole:
I don't think I need that.
Thrice:
you shoulda seen the original Walk It Off

Eliza:
yeah you do

Eliza:
you gotta cover for our thuggery
Thrice:
D Y N A M I S M

Blond Asshole:
I G U E S S

Eliza:
dynamism is good
Thrice:
one of the best edges in the game

Blond Asshole:
I might should trade it out, though, so I can get Grace and move towards Coordinator

Eliza:
ez pz init

Eliza:
what's your build anyway Warlord

Blond Asshole:
But yeah Warlord - I assume you're a punchman

Blond Asshole:
with no speed whatsoever

Blond Asshole:
Move: After You Type: Normal Frequency: Scene x2 AC: None Class: Status Range: 6, 1 Target Effect: After You is a Swift Action. The target takes their turn for the round immediately afer the user finishes their turn, ignoring Initiative. After You may only affect a target that has not yet acted that round and can only affect willing targets.

Blond Asshole:
I have this for ya
Thrice:
Beast Master Prerequisite: Novice Intimidate Effect: You may use Intimidate instead of Command to make Pokemon at 0 or 1 Loyalty obey your commands. You may also use Intimidate instead of Charm, Guile, or Intuition when making general Skill checks to interact with Pokémon or to raise or lower disposition.

Eliza:
he's gonna waste your turn and refuse to move by your accord
Thrice:
updated version of Beast Master

Blond Asshole:
I'll Command him to move.

Eliza:
what's the contested check for that anyway

Eliza:
Focus?

Blond Asshole:
Agility Training 0 0 Prerequisites: Novice Athletics, Untrained Command At-Will – Special Effect: Te target becomes Agile until the end of the effect duration. Agile Pokémon gain a +1 bonus to Movement Capabilities and +4 to Initiative.

Blond Asshole:
I also have this ,and can use both

Eliza:
:thonkinus: does that work on Trainers
Thrice:
since he's a Commander, yes

Eliza:
wow

Eliza:
you bully

Eliza:
Are we really using a Loyalty system

Eliza:
0/1 is just like some rando wild thing right

Eliza:
Oh fuck

Eliza:
I want a Snag Machine

Eliza:
30k fuck
Thrice:
they are expensive

Blond Asshole:
okay, Juggler runs off Guile.
Thrice:
yee

Blond Asshole:
That's why I was pumping it

Eliza:
yee
Thrice:
and/or Acrobatics

Blond Asshole:
LATE game, I kind of want to transition towards actually getting some offensive tech

Blond Asshole:
Start throwing around some special damage

Eliza:
I'm suer we'll run into someone who can give you stuff

Eliza:
Gadgeteers have what you're looking for
Thrice:
you can't be narkin on Zeke that much now boy

Muscle Mountain:
Speed is really good in this but yeah, no speed. I wanted to finally do straight punchman.

Eliza:
what does our party suck at

Eliza:
Pathetic: Acrobatics, Stealth, Occult Education

Muscle Mountain:
Pathetic: Medicine Education, Occult Education, Command

Muscle Mountain:
Why are you more pathetic at stealth than me

Blond Asshole:
Pathetic: Athletics, Stealth, Survival

Eliza:
nice

Blond Asshole:
nostealth

Muscle Mountain:
Well 6'11" guy will cover the stealth.

Blond Asshole:
perfect

Eliza:
we'll hide behind him

Blond Asshole:
that

Blond Asshole:
makes sense??

Blond Asshole:
or wait

Eliza:
I've got a bum leg and use a cane

Blond Asshole:
maybe he'd be too stealthy

Blond Asshole:
and they wouldn't see him

Blond Asshole:
so they'd see us

Eliza:
impossible
Thrice:
well
Thrice:
at least only one prson has pathetic survival

Eliza:
Noivce: Athletics, Survival, Guile

Eliza:
wait

Eliza:
how the fuck do I run with a bum leg

Blond Asshole:
Adept: Command, Guile Novice: Charm, Acrobatics, General Education

Eliza:
I should fix that oversight

Blond Asshole:
Might swap General for Tech
Thrice:
one-legged race
Thrice:
general education is p handy in my campaigns

Eliza:
it is

Blond Asshole:
yeah I guess so

Muscle Mountain:
what purpose does general education even serve, is it just a flavor choice

Blond Asshole:
It serves knowing things.

Muscle Mountain:
Adept: Intimidate, Combat Novice: Intuition, Focus, Guile
Thrice:
Knowing stuff about the Region and people in it
Thrice:
this is p important in my games

Eliza:
Adept: Intimidate, Medicine
Thrice:
where General Education might mean the difference between knowing a place is a mountain
Thrice:
and knowing it';s a volcano

Eliza:
we can all lie and get liqour

Eliza:
(except two of the three don't need to)
Thrice:
or recognizing Random Man You Met In The Wilderness as a famous person and/or convict

Eliza:
Man At Table

Eliza:
Guy*
Thrice:
GUY at Table

Eliza:
fixed it

Blond Asshole:
Guy Attable was the most important character

Muscle Mountain:
Is guile what's also used to generically detect lies?

Blond Asshole:
That'd be Intuition

Eliza:
Intuition is it
Thrice:
No, that's Intuition
Thrice:
Guile is just lying
Thrice:
Guy Attable got puked on
Thrice:
that was his shining moment

Eliza:
Guile is also not sleight of hand
Thrice:
yeah that's stealth
Thrice:
for some reason

Eliza:
physical trickery is stealth
Thrice:
Guile is just the social aspect of lying

Eliza:
mental everything is guile
Thrice:
stealth covers a lot of things

Eliza:
convince someone there isn't a bowling ball under your elbow
Thrice:
blending into crowds, picking locks

Blond Asshole:
I'm not sure that those are the same

Blond Asshole:
You're 5-7, right, Thrice
Thrice:
yeah

Blond Asshole:
aight

Eliza:
I'm going to swap out Stealth for probably Focus or something
Thrice:
Focus is very useful
Thrice:
and confusing

Eliza:
it is

Blond Asshole:
My BMS is currently at 0/1/4

Eliza:
BMS 1/3/1
Thrice:
But if you wanna be doing damn near any Skill Checks in combat you want Focus

Eliza:
Bluh
Thrice:
that aren't part of a beat
Thrice:
feat

Eliza:
So many skills I need

Blond Asshole:
Originally it was at -1/2/4 but then I decided that I sparred with Regani regularly growing up

Blond Asshole:
I got my ASS kicked but like

Blond Asshole:
I tried

Eliza:
I'll just keep things the same

Eliza:
and play it out until the next three levels

Eliza:
and see how things fit

Eliza:
levels or sessions

Blond Asshole:
Right, there was something about a free mulligan as you feel out the build, wasn't there?

Eliza:
I don't recall the free muligan section

Regani:
pecking order

Blond Asshole:
(aghast)

Regani:
The first three sessions you can change your build as much as you want

Eliza:
aight

Regani:
>Reckless Martial Artist, Soldier

Regani:
holy shit this was forever ago

Eliza:
Solider

Eliza:
d a y u m

Regani:
Soldier hasn't been a thing for literal years

Eliza:
1.04 shit

Muscle Mountain:
what time you want to start?

Muscle Mountain:
We do happen to actually be here now

Regani:
Around 7:10 probably

Regani:
I work at 5

Regani:
Until 7

Eliza:
how does that even work

Regani:
part time jobs

Regani:
really

Regani:
really part

Muscle Mountain:
Go in that late in evening for 2 hour shift, ok

Regani:
5-7 is when we usually get our rush

Eliza:
lul

Regani:
So I'm basically just showing up to help with that

Muscle Mountain:
You normally have bigger shift?

Regani:
I only live 5 minutes away from work so it's not that big a deal

Regani:
No.

Eliza:
2 hours max

Regani:
Sometimes I work 3 hours

Regani:
sometimes 4 if I'm closing

Regani:
I WISH I had more hours

Regani:
but labor is pretty high lately so we can't really afford to have too many people on at once

Eliza:
Do we need a CS macro

Regani:
Uhhhh

Regani:
yes

Regani:
you will

Eliza:
gimme

Muscle Mountain:
Well good luck paying off lord Agi with what, $30 a day

Regani:
They're all on Regani

Regani:
HOPEFULLY I'll get more hours starting like, the next couple of weeks

Regani:
If not I guess I'll look for a 2nd part time job

Regani:
and live that suffering

Eliza:
is my attack+ macro out of date now

Eliza:
fuck

Muscle Mountain:
(Sorry to meme on your face) Oh lord 2 part time jobs blatantly worse than 1 full time.

Regani:
i know

Eliza:
Agi help

Regani:
> Height: 5'1"

Eliza:
(and yeah two parts sound awful)

Regani:
holy shit i'm a midget

Blond Asshole:
I'm overs one sec

Eliza:
ur smol

Eliza:
easy crotch kicks

Eliza:
RIGHT there are new books

Eliza:
I should take a look at that

Blond Asshole:
okay

Blond Asshole:
fuck.

Blond Asshole:
I forgot about Attack+

Eliza:
you did this to smite me

Regani:
s-smite?

Blond Asshole:
t-to spite you?

Eliza:
oops

Regani:
man

Eliza:
I'm a wordsmite

Eliza:
smite

Regani:
remember when martial artist could give their moves smite

Blond Asshole:
I might smite you now

Regani:
i do

Regani:
that was great

Eliza:
pls no

Blond Asshole:
but yeah uhhhh

Blond Asshole:
one sec.

Regani:
so just how many foot imprints do you have

Regani:
how much brain damage

Blond Asshole:
you tell me

Blond Asshole:
I can't remember

Regani:
well at least bones grow back stronger

Eliza:
so I'm punching in 6CS to test the table macro

Eliza:
I'm supposed to have 14 atk then if I'm at 8 deafult

Eliza:
(it didn't do anything)

Muscle Mountain:
give me macro set we're using again

Regani:
uhh

Regani:
you should actually be at 20

Muscle Mountain:
It has inevitably changed in the 1.5 years

Regani:
it's 1+1 per four levels

Regani:
counting L4 as the fourth

Eliza:
(the value still didn't change tho)

Regani:
so at L4 it'd be +2 per CS

Blond Asshole:
god damn it

Regani:
Open the Selection tab

Regani:
@Warlord

Regani:
adn click this chick

Regani:
Then just drag them from the selection tab to your global thing

Blond Asshole:
Well HOLD ON DON'T DO THAT YET

Blond Asshole:
Since APPARENTLY IT'S WRONG

Eliza:
w r o n g

Regani:
...

Regani:
It gives Regani a +1 bonus

Regani:
at Level 15

Muscle Mountain:
only need these 5?

Regani:
1d6+1 | 40

Muscle Mountain:
I remember you had a thousand of them.

Blond Asshole:
DON'T GRAB ANY HOLD ON.

Regani:
don't copy them yet

Regani:
somehow

Regani:
they...

Regani:
right

Regani:
My maptool crashed

Blond Asshole:
They were working just fucking fine before??

Muscle Mountain:
Already copied them

Regani:
so they're probably old

Blond Asshole:
god damn it Warlord

Eliza:
A G I

Regani:
wait hold up

Regani:
haha nope the ones in the campaign macro are broke too
java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression statDam=if(phySpe==0, max(1,Attack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,0))*attackIsNeg)), max(1,SpAttack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,2))*spattackIsNeg)).
java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression statDam=if(phySpe==0, max(1,Attack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,0))*attackIsNeg)), max(1,SpAttack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,2))*spattackIsNeg)).

Regani:
the uh

Muscle Mountain:
Maybe it's because of the version we are using?

Blond Asshole:
no

Regani:
the nuCS attack macro is -super- broke

Regani:
it just don't work

Eliza:
I'm just going to go pee and do other stuff until this is all sorted

Regani:
1d6+1 | 39

Regani:
Damage: 41, Physical

Regani:
The one in the campaign macro section

Regani:
java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression statDam=if(phySpe==0, max(1,Attack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,0))*attackIsNeg)), max(1,SpAttack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,2))*spattackIsNeg)).

Blond Asshole:
oh

Regani:
gives me that error

Blond Asshole:
ok for starters

Blond Asshole:
you had her as Basic, not Trainer

Blond Asshole:
that matters

Regani:
I did

Regani:
She's not now

Regani:
it was still wrong tho

Regani:
it IS still wrong

Blond Asshole:
what in the hellll
37 | 15 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 0
37 | 15 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 0

Regani:
it's a +3 bonus

Regani:
should be +4
java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression statDam=if(phySpe==0, max(1,Attack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,0))*attackIsNeg)), max(1,SpAttack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,2))*spattackIsNeg)).
java.lang.NullPointerException error executing expression statDam=if(phySpe==0, max(1,Attack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,0))*attackIsNeg)), max(1,SpAttack+round(floor(max(1,floor(Level/8))*listGet(CStages,2))*spattackIsNeg)).

Blond Asshole:
okay I see the problem on the first one

Regani:
Damage: 40, Physical

Regani:
the one in the campaign macro section is just totally borked

Regani:
Regani took 4 damage.

Blond Asshole:
stop using them

Blond Asshole:
let me debug

Regani:
but im

Regani:
using different ones

Blond Asshole:
good

Blond Asshole:
hell if I knew that

Regani:
that was the damage macro (D)

Blond Asshole:
stop using the broken ones

Blond Asshole:
pls

Blond Asshole:
alright, it doesn't have the level reduction thing at the end

Blond Asshole:
She's L15, so it starts at 1, 4 (2), 8 (3), 12 (4), should be getting 4 per level?

Blond Asshole:
per CS I mean

Regani:
that was not me thinking out loud that was asking for confirmation

Regani:
It should be yes

Blond Asshole:
okay, fixed the level doubling issue.

Regani:
in uh

Regani:
which one

Blond Asshole:
hold on.

Blond Asshole:
1d6+1 | 18

Blond Asshole:
So at L4, it should already be +2 per CS

Regani:
yes

Blond Asshole:
1d6+1 | 14

Blond Asshole:
1d6+1 | 19

Blond Asshole:
1d6+1 | 16

Blond Asshole:
mrgrgr

Blond Asshole:
oh, shit, I moved the 1 to the wrong place

Muscle Mountain:
4 0

Blond Asshole:
1d6+1 | 23

Regani:
nice

Regani:
hide it from urself

Blond Asshole:
OKAY, that did it

Blond Asshole:
but

Muscle Mountain:
-3

Blond Asshole:
for some reason it's italicized?

Regani:
which one did you use

Blond Asshole:
The one I just made

Regani:
the hidden one is italic

Muscle Mountain:
How do you have negative dice IRL

Regani:
s

Blond Asshole:
the attack macro

Muscle Mountain:
this is very important.

Blond Asshole:
you roll a die

Regani:
you roll a die and treat it as a negative

Blond Asshole:
and apply a negative sign

Muscle Mountain:
No that doesn't count, you must have less than 0 dice

Regani:
you do this by finding a d6 that has actual numbers printed on it

Muscle Mountain:
obviously.

Regani:
and turning it to the 1 side

Blond Asshole:
fuck you.

Regani:
then turning it sideways

Regani:
so it makes a - sign

Muscle Mountain:
I guess you have to owe someone else a dice

Blond Asshole:
OKAY, I know what I have to do now.

Muscle Mountain:
while having 0

Regani:
sweet ive got tons of negative dice

Regani:
if we do dice-to-money conversions

Blond Asshole:
Damage: 20, Physical

Muscle Mountain:
Agi Thrice will now pay you in dice

Blond Asshole:
This is not exactly acceptable

Blond Asshole:
but whatever it's better than nothing

Blond Asshole:
I'll just take like

Muscle Mountain:
0

Blond Asshole:
4300 dollars of dice.

Muscle Mountain:
How was that a 0

Regani:
you set it to = 0

Regani:
it can't argue with that logic

Blond Asshole:
That's the Maptool calculator's way of saying "fuck you, I'm not rolling that many.

Blond Asshole:
"

Regani:
So

Regani:
which ones are fixed, agi

Regani:
the ones in the campaign tab or the ones on Regani

Blond Asshole:
none, yet. I'm fixing on my end.

Blond Asshole:
So I can then transfer

Regani:
i mean

Regani:
okay

Blond Asshole:
I don't want to accidentally fuck things up

Regani:
the ones in the campaign tab literally don't work you couldn't possibly fuck em any harder

Blond Asshole:
Blond Asshole took 20 damage.

Blond Asshole:
Blond Asshole took 16 damage.

Blond Asshole:
good

Eliza:
if you think I'm gonna be a powergaming player this game

Regani:
you deserve a lot more

Eliza:
you're right

Blond Asshole:
HOkay.

Blond Asshole:
I think that's done.

Regani:
idk if you wanna call this chick a ho

Blond Asshole:
right

Regani:
that didn't rly work out for innsma

Blond Asshole:
I need to fix Merge's too

Eliza:
I can just use the normal macro

Eliza:
I'm not a fightman

Blond Asshole:
Your pokemon are

Eliza:
they're pretty straight forward tho

Eliza:
do as you will

Regani:
OKAY.

Regani:
That should do it.l

Regani:
Should.

Regani:
Note - it's POSSIBLE, though I think I've cleaned it up, that your level will double if the macro crashes midway through

Regani:
or if you put in unacceptable data

Regani:
errrr hold on Merge.

Regani:
wait no

Regani:
nevermind that's before that check

Regani:
yeah, should be fine.

Eliza:
my macroing ability

Eliza:
is 2/10

Regani:
Regani is getting +4 bonus per level as proper

Regani:
and -2 per negative CS

Muscle Mountain:
I've edited Agi's to suit my purposes before, about it

Regani:
I constantly have to edit mine to suit Thrice's rebalancing.

Regani:
that was a frustrating one but only bc I was dumb and tried to do it quickly

Eliza:
who am I stealing from

Eliza:
for macros

Regani:
Oregano

Regani:
are they ALL fixed

Regani:
I strongly recommend labeling this set.

Regani:
Yes

Regani:
including Init-s

Regani:
the attack, damage, table, and init

Regani:
no

Regani:
and the hidden ones

Regani:
god damn it

Regani:
THOSE are

Regani:
init is the one that needs it

Regani:
k fixed

Regani:
Okay they should be good in the campaign tab

Regani:
1d6+1 | 36

Regani:
well the negatives work
34 | 16 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 0
38 | 16 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 0

Regani:
Cool

Regani:
seems to work

Regani:
you monster

Regani:
ye

Eliza:
Eliza used a random move! Eliza used Slack Off!

Eliza:
yes

Regani:
oh

Regani:
you have one more job my child

Regani:
remember this

Eliza:
388 samesies and agi dies

Regani:
it has separate damage macros

Eliza:
close

Regani:
what does

Regani:
do you not see the big blue bar

Regani:
the multibar and hidden multibar macros are on regani

Regani:
mmm

Muscle Mountain:
Am I supposed to copy shit yet?

Regani:
you don't actually need to

Regani:
unless you want to

Muscle Mountain:
I don't have macros

Regani:
But yeah all the unlabeled ones work

Regani:
you do

Regani:
in the campaign tab

Regani:
slash window

Regani:
or at elast they SHOULD be there

Muscle Mountain:
define "campaign tab"

Regani:
window > campaign

Regani:
it's a macro tab like the global tab

Muscle Mountain:
I see nothing in it

Regani:
wonder if I have to actually start the campaign with stuff in there

Regani:
or if it's just

Regani:
useless

Regani:
I have no idea.

Regani:
either way yeah just copy the top ones off Regani

Regani:
you'll want the lower ones too other than the hidden macros which I'm not even sure players can use

Regani:
but they don't need to anyway

Regani:
Most of the lower ones you should have already
Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Warlord (Player)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Iornia Regional Map' by player Warlord (Player)

Regani:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Regani:
Regani's stats were reset.

Huxley:
Damage doing nothing to this token

Huxley:
Illegal argument type java.lang.String, expecting java.math.BigDecimal

Huxley:
13

Eliza:
Eliza's stats were reset.

Regani:
try it now

Huxley:
Confusion @Some Huge Faggot Psychic | Special 2d6+10 | 30
Boosted stab 2 DB manually no bonus damage

Regani:
@Thrice I think that'll do it but I need to brb

Huxley:
damage still not working

Regani:
okay try it NOW

Regani:
Ownership on the Drowzee for a sec?

Regani:
your temp HP didn't have anything in it at all

Regani:
Yeah, Thrice

Huxley:
Huxley took 9 damage.

Regani:
i put a 0 in there but I think we were in the token at the same time

Regani:
update the props so - yeah

Regani:
make the default 0

Regani:
the default IS 0

Regani:
huh.

Regani:
but he was saved from somewhere with nothing in there

Regani:
so that overwrites the default

Huxley:
Damage: 28, Special

Regani:
like if I were to delete the 0 from Regani's Temp HP thing, thne save her

Regani:
then plop her down

Regani:
there'd be nothing in there

Huxley:
Huxley used a random move! Huxley used Rapid Spin!

Regani:
no 0 or anythin

Huxley:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Huxley:
have to remove injuries manually?

Regani:
The Table macro is the best for that, if you remove an injury it'll remove the corresponding CS

Regani:
The Recover macro will let you set your injuries after healing

Regani:
I think

Blond Asshole:
I hope.

Blond Asshole:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Blond Asshole:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Blond Asshole:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Blond Asshole:
nyope/

Blond Asshole:
I really wish I'd done the work to figure that out when I made the macro.

Regani:
goin to workk

Blond Asshole:
oh god

Blond Asshole:
I grew up next to Tyndall Lake

Huxley:
Nope nope table did not remember which stat was lowered when I set the injury to 0

Blond Asshole:
yeah

Blond Asshole:
The Recover Fully one will.

Blond Asshole:
That'll let you set your injuries

Blond Asshole:
tho I don't think you got that one?

Huxley:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Huxley:
no don't have one called that.

Blond Asshole:
I guess the one on Regani is just called Recover

Blond Asshole:
Green and light green

Huxley:
do pokemon even need a damn AP bar

Blond Asshole:
they don't

Huxley:
and recover just has set injuries to X and recover combat stages y/n

Huxley:
which is functional enough I suppose

Blond Asshole:
I just didn't have a way to check for whether or not a given token was a Trainer or a Pokemon when I made the Recover macro

Blond Asshole:
so it tries to restore AP whether or not they even have it.

Blond Asshole:
The problem with fixing this shit is just

Blond Asshole:
for WHATEVER REASON

Blond Asshole:
Maptool doesn't have a way to identify when you're copying over a macro with the exact same name

Blond Asshole:
and give you the option to overwrite it

Blond Asshole:
So you just end up with dupe after dupe and it gets lost and I get told that things have errors and I go look for them but it turns out they were just using the wrong one because it worked MOSTLY but not all the way and it was an edge case

Huxley:
sounds fun.

Eliza:
hold up agi you fucker

Eliza:
i see you

Blond Asshole:
shit

Huxley:
Anyway is your character's home actually fucking meme lake

Huxley:
Because I would totally just do that if I were you.

Blond Asshole:
It's Callantown, which is adjacent to it.

Blond Asshole:
Near the top right there

Eliza:
his middle name is tyndall

Blond Asshole:
south of the actual lake

Huxley:
Well I will be severely disappointed if some sort of memes do not occur at hell lake.

Huxley:
Obviously the villain base is in the lake somehow.

Blond Asshole:
it could well be.
Emergency is disconnected.
Warlord is disconnected.
Agi is disconnected.
Agi has connected.
Emergency has connected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Boole University Grounds' by player Agi (Player)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Boole University Grounds' by player Agi (Player)
Failed to paste token(s) with duplicate name(s): [Buizel]
Blond Asshole: (( oh, I think it's not letting me drop it in bc it has an identical name ))
Thrice:
>agi is typing
Thrice:
but
Thrice:
oh there we go
Blond Asshole: (( nyeh? ))
Thrice:
My chat hadn't updated lol
Thrice:
the last message was you disconnecting
Warlord has connected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Boole University Grounds' by player Agi (Player)
Failed to paste token(s) with duplicate name(s): [Houndour]
Thrice:
I've got all your tokens don't worry
Blond Asshole: (( all like, 2 of them. ))
Blond Asshole: (( working on Merge's. ))
Blond Asshole: (( Overwatch is a foul temptress ))
Thrice:
I've got Merge's too
Eliza: (( rekt ))

Blond Asshole:
oh alright
Thrice:
hell I even got an alt one for you and warlord
Thrice:
since you like
Thrice:
never actually sent me usable images of the ones you made
Blond Asshole: (( (waiting) ))
Thrice:
to make into tokens

Eliza:
what's your theme nitro
Blond Asshole: (( fuck you ))
Thrice:
caveat: cannot be nitro man's theme
Tokens dropped onto map 'Boole University Grounds' by player Warlord (Player)
Eliza: (( are you also taller than my nitro ))
Blond Asshole: (( Koopakirby ruined it ages ago anyway ))

Eliza:
me
Warlord:
server never went down was just my internet right?
Thrice:
no
Blond Asshole: (( Was his computer going dasleep ))
Thrice:
my computer went to sleep
Blond Asshole: (( I'm uh ))
Warlord:
Do you guys actually have contact with fucking KK

Blond Asshole:
Let's say 5' 7"?

Blond Asshole:
no.

Eliza:
we're the same height

Eliza:
I can make fun of you

Blond Asshole:
pls don't

Dank Witch:
generic names it is
Thrice:
You step off the train into the center of Boole University's attached city. The city is bustling, and students fly by faster than you can keep track on their way to class or for some food. It's a busy place, but everyone seems to used to the bustle, they're calm as can be.
Thrice:
NOW PLAYING Uncharted Waters II - Southern Twilight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44UFt6MvRPA
Dank Witch: (( Can I already be on campus ))
Dank Witch: (( Kinda live here and stuff ))
Thrice:
yeah you don't need to wait for the guy
Thrice:
you're probably already in the room tbh

D'Arcy McNab:
A dour man immediately approaches you once you make your way out of the check-in area, and looks you over. You recognize him from a description in Albion's letter; apparently, he's in charge of the Rangers in the city, and keeps it safe from crime. Important, for a college town. He nods at you and speaks in a gravelly, interrogative voice, "You match the description she gave me... What would your names be?"

Blond Asshole:
Nick slicks back his hair as he steps out, gathering his composure. "Ha! Not wasting any time, are we?"

Blond Asshole:
"You weren't given my name? How disappointing... Nixon McCarthy. Call me Nick."

D'Arcy McNab:
#tyndallgate
Agi says to the GMs: 8 I tried rolling rsec I keep forgetting it's /gm

Muscle Mountain:
Ivan didn't think the other guy next to him was on for the job and figured he was just another student. He was expecting a pretty rough group of people given the nature of the task was apparently supposed to be fairly difficult. "It's Ivan. How long will I be waiting for the others to show up?"
Warlord: (( I had scroll off and missed his dialogue ))

D'Arcy McNab:
"...good enough. I'll trust you're who you say you are. Come with me." He does an abrupt about-face, and keeps talking as he walks, "You won't be waiting for anyone. Your group is waiting for you now...one has come and gone already. Their trains were earlier, and there was no sense postponing their departures."

Ivan:
"I suppose it would be rather unlikely for someone to impersonate me." He laughs.

Nick:
"Bit of a distinctive look you've got there." (Not to mention smell...)

D'Arcy McNab:
"Unlikely, but it isn't a risk I take lightly." He leads you to the university, a straight shot. He's probably just keeping tabs on you; you don't really need a guide to walk down a street.

D'Arcy McNab:
unless like, you do

D'Arcy McNab:
pathetic survival, all that

Nick:
Hopefully not.

Nick:
"So - Pokemon training, huh? Sure that's the line of work you want to go into, big guy?"

Nick:
"Not like, pro wrestler? Coal shoveler? Stepladder?"

D'Arcy McNab:
he'll go into the blonde asshole-throwing olympics
Ivan: (( what is character's age? ))

Nick:
I'm like, 17.

D'Arcy McNab:
i am 34
Ivan: (( oh then I will begin spam calling you "boy" in place of your name ))

Ivan:
"Pokemon is not a game for children, boy. You'll be lucky to survive all the elements without a body like mine."

Nick:
"Ha, survival's easy enough! My family are rangers, you know. Don't need to rely on your body so much when you have a mind like mine."

D'Arcy McNab:
"Oh, they are? Interesting. They didn't tell me that. That might explain your age. You're one of the youngest chosen."

Nick:
Nick grins smugly.

D'Arcy McNab:
"Maybe you'll survive after all."

Ivan:
Ivan refrained from making comments at his expense for now, having held out a glimmer of hope that he was still not going to be on the same job.

Nick:
"So the others already came and went, huh? How's the pool of Pokemon looking?"

Ivan:
Ivan just now processed this from what Nick said. "Hmm? Are we getting sloppy seconds?" The rare regional Pokemon was a large part of this job's appeal.

D'Arcy McNab:
You come to a large gate in front of the university, and D'Arcy slides his keycard. The gate swings open, and he directs you inside, "You'll discover that when you get that. I wouldn't know. Albion's assistant should be waiting for you at the front door - they'll lead you to the classroom he's holding the lecture in."

Nick:
"Hrm..." Nick hastens his pace through the doorway, hands in his pockets. "Well, thanks. C'mon, tons of fun, guess you're with me."

Nick:
"Assuming you can keep up, huh? Wouldn't want those seconds to get any sloppier."

Nick:
>08 - Bulk Up $1200

Nick:
probably not.
Nick: (( I think starting with TMs is a no go anyway ))

Ivan:
With the only other participant he'd seen being this young and Albion hosting a lecture, Ivan was getting some concerns that he'd stick out even more than usual among this group. "Yes yes, I'm coming." He said as he nearly had to duck under a doorway. "Yes yes, when we're out in the field I'll fall long behind when one of my steps is two of yours."

Nick:
"Good! I like the hustle."
Dank Witch: (( These interactions are great ))
Dank Witch: (( I love it already ))
Nick: (( Trying to have the character eventually reflect the way he fights ))
Thrice:
You nearly bump into a short, pink Pokemon in your rush to get through the front door. It looks up at you somewhat indifferently.
Nick: (( so I can have the orders to go faster be jabs ))

Nick:
where the hail

Scarlett:
Soon, a panicked voice yells out to you, "Ah! I-I'm sorry, she shouldn't have been standing there!" It belongs to a girl just a bit shorter than Nick, but about half his weight. She looks like a gentle breeze could carry her to Oz and back. But, she seems to realize something about you.

Scarlett:
"A-ah...wait, I think...I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but, you...you wouldn't happen to be here to meet with Albion?"

Nick:
She ain't a Pokemon
Dank Witch: (( Quick, kidnap and kill her ))
Nick: (( >KILL ))
Nick: (( WHY ))
Dank Witch: (( s m i r k ))

Ivan:
Ivan clumsily had to step around it as going in. "Are Pokemon allowed to roam freely in school halls these days? Yes. We're looking for Professor Albion."

Cashmere:
im a pokemon
Ivan: (( that is why I am commenting on it ))
Ivan: (( yes ))

Cashmere:
i know lol

Cashmere:
agi seemed to not haven oticed it
Nick: (( I noticed it. ))
Nick: (( I noticed Scarlett first ))

Scarlett:
"As long as it belongs to a student, or...special cases, I think so... I can recall her, if she's bothering you..."

Nick:
"Oop!" Nick wavers and jumps to the side. "Sheesh... my bad, wasn't looking where I was going."

Nick:
"No, no, don't worry about it."

Nick:
"Are you his assistant? We were told to meet with you."

Dank Witch:
A voice calls out from deeper within the classroom, a hushed subtle tone, "Scarlett dear, are you alright? I sure hope that I hadn't done anything to scare it off."

Nick:
Nick extends his hand to offer Cashmere an apology head scratch

Nick:
19 Charmu

Cashmere:
The three foot tall bug doggo appreciates this. Maybe. It doesn't bite your head off - this could be good, or bad.

Nick:
true.

Scarlett:
"What were we talk...right! Albion! Okay, if you're here for that, then...follow me. I'm his assistant...

Ivan:
Ivan let the better informed student talk to her in his place. Ivan rolled his eyes and figured he was trying to charm the girl or something when he pet the Pokemon. "Yes, and we're in a hurry."

Nick:
"Who's that, then? Doesn't sound like Albion. Cute bug you have there, by the way."

Scarlett:
She wonders if you might be hard of hearing, but certain;y isn't about to bring it up, "I'm just his assistant... He's in a classroom up ahead, follow me...."

Nick:
well yeah but who's the grandma

Nick:
I'm following u

Ivan:
Ivan forgot what exactly a Lurantis was and assumed it was a Shiny Lilligant. "Must be rich to have such a Pokemon parading around the place." He followed after her.

Scarlett:
"Oh, she's..she can be a little troublesome, but it's so amazing, having a Delta Pokemon like her around, don't you think? Well...I guess you would...that's what you're here for, isn't it?"

Nick:
"You bet!"

Nick:
"How many of the things has the school found so far? It's so weird how they keep popping up..."

Ivan:
Ivan realized his mistake but still assumed it was a different species than what it was. "They can change that much? This will be interesting."

Scarlett:
"Umm..I'm not sure... We brought about twenty with us. I-I don't actually live in Boole, so I, I...I don't know."

Nick:
Nick whistles. "Can't wait to see em."
Nick: (( p sure Thrice is setting up ))

Scarlett:
She leads you through the halls, some of which are adorned with pictures of the school's past Deans. Eventually, you reach a classroom labeled 3-C on the third floor. Scarlett stares at the number for a moment, then pulls the door open. "We're here!"

Nick:
we took a wrong turn and ended up in Garkodia
You whisper to Emergency: Nah, not yet son

Rowurke:
The door swings open to reveal!.... Uh, a 20-something dude and a bunch of half-interested students. And one interested one. The man is immediately recognizable as Rowurke, Boole University's very own Gym Leader, and decidedly not Albion. He seems to be mid-lecture, himself. "Well, that's the theory, anyway. You want my opinion, theories don't matter much once you get out in the real world as a Trainer. And we're going to have a taste of th--uh...oh, it's you again."
Dank Witch whispers: i see
Dank Witch: (( Look Agi it's Yin reincarnate ))
Nick: (( n ))
Nick: (( it's a faito character, apparently our band manager ))
Nick: (( I did not recall this ))

Ivan:
Ivan spoke to the assistant discreetly. "Hmm? That's not Albion, right? Will he be arriving soon?"

Nick:
"We crashing a lecture hall?"

Scarlett:
Your guide's complexion now matches her name, "A-ah...I-I'm sorry! Uh, um...it's, the wrong...It was supposed to be 3-B..."

Boy Playing Cat's Cradle:
All the students have turned around to face you, "Are you shitting me? Is this the second or third time? Can it really be chalked up to a mistake anymore?"

Nick:
Nick waves to the room. "Sorry 'bout that!" and closes the door.

Nick:
"3B's close then, right?" 9 Perceppin

Scarlett:
"Uh, y-yes! I'm sorry, again...I just...I got confused..."

Ivan:
"Apparently for the third time. Bah. All the good Pokemon will be gone by the time we get there."

Scarlett:
You can hear laughter from the classroom, and Rowurke telling everybody to shut up already

Nick:
"Hey, don't worry about it. I take it you're pretty new, huh?"

Nick:
"...He's right though, we should get a move on."

Scarlett:
She just nods silently, and shamefully walks up to the door to 3-B, prying it open to peek inside. She sighs with relief, "O-okay, this is it!"

Nick:
Scarlett u better have not cost me my Buizel

Nick:
Nick gives her a thumbs-up.
Thrice:
Now inside THIS room, well, you're convinced it's gotta be right. The people look a little more rough and tumble - everyone's a bit dirty or oily, presumably from the train ride over. Except except the man in the labcoat, and his Pokemon. It seems he was putting on a demonstration - there's ice all over the floor, and a sculpture of some strange Pokemon carved from ice; the man's Pokemon is coiling around it. He cuts himself off mid-sentence, "Ah! And here we have them! The last of our attendees. How're ya?" The whole room turns to look at you like a repeat of the last, but this time, with relief. Apparently they'd been listening to this guy for a while, waiting for you to show up. The man bows, "Well, greetings! I..."

Nick:
(Shoot, we're actually the LAST?! What on earth...)

Gaol Albion:
"Am Professor Gaol Albion!"

Gaol Albion:
NOW PLAYING Sonic And The Lost World - Owl Lights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an26YidvQyA

Nick:
yooo I love it

Nick:
Take it in, Warlord

Nick:
you're never going to see this guy again.
Dank Witch:
I can play horray

Scarlett:
indeed

Scarlett:
sry

Nick:
"Ha... we're really the last ones, then? Sorry to keep you waiting."

Sabina:
"Aw, it's okay. Some of what he said was interesting!"

Ivan:
Ivan is quick to pass on the blame. "Yes, we would've been here sooner if not for your new intern sending us to the wrong room."

Rayner:
"And then he said it again. And again. And again."

Rayner:
"You ever play one of those games, where the NPCs just repeat the same line over and over again? I think I connect better with those now."

Dank Witch:
There's a whiter haired lady sitting among the backrow, beckoning the newcomers who entered through the door a seat beside her.
Warlord: (( that token looks like the youngest token spawned so far ))

Nick:
"Hey, cut her some slack, won't ya? We made it, after all."
Warlord: (( for the prof ))
Warlord: (( lol ))
Jondo: (( ain't a whole lot of good images of the guy around ))
Dank Witch: (( goddamit shinra and gaol ))
Jondo: (( in-canon he's supposed to be 24, here Gaol's 28 ))
Nick: (( he looks 16. ))

Ivan:
"Well it seems like we're here just in time for the part that matters anyway. Crisis averted."
Jondo: (( must be the genes ))
Jondo: (( his dad looks p good for a 60-year-old ))

Jondo:
"Finally showed up, huh? It's not like we could start without you. Not for lack of trying..."

Nick:
Nick notices the woman beckoning towards them and assumes she's another assistant

Dank Witch:
"Better late than never though, I never thought I'd see my coworkers to be so unpunctual." She returns her hand to comb through her long braid.

Dank Witch:
"Come, sit. I don't bite."

Gaol Albion:
"It comes and goes in waves! Don't worry, you're not too late! And Byrd got to have some fun, so who can complain?"

Gaol Albion:
most of the people in room can, and exercise this ability

Nick:
"Thanks, er... didn't catch your name?" @redhead

Nick:
He walks towards shit I already forgot Merge's character's name too fuck

Scarlett:
"Scarlett...Um...good luck with the professor..."

Dank Witch:
>red

Ivan:
Ivan was just happy his second partner wasn't going to be another teenager, even if he would've preferred the edgy ninja or something. He went to go plop down in his seat, not needing to be asked twice. "Did he say anything important?"

Nick:
I wasn't thanking u yet

Gaol Albion:
"Oh come on now! Take a seat, Scarlett! I'm not gonna make you wait out in the hall the rest of the afternoon. Any more isolation and I'm afraid you'll go as crazy as that pretty little thing next to you."

Scarlett:
and so scarlett sits

Scarlett:
alone

Nick:
not alone

Nick:
she has Cashmere

Nick:
"Same to you, Scarlett." He nods to the witch. "Hey."

Dank Witch:
"Eliza." She extends her arm to greet the chair guests, "Pleased to meet you. As a matter of fact, our lecturer can't seem to humbly show off some unique traits of that there Dragonair."
* Nick returns the handshake

Dank Witch:
enough* words

Nick:
"Nixon. Same, I'm sure." He lowers his voice. "Yeah, huh. It's an ice type? I haven't seen that kind of thing before..."
Dank Witch: (( that's a new feature agi, what's that ))
Nick: (( it's /me ))

Ivan:
"I suppose that's why he needs professional trainers like us. You can call me Ivan. Let's try to make this the least painful possible..."
Nick: (( it's existed forever but I haven't bothered with it ))
* Warlord generic test
Warlord: (( Get the green out of here ))

Eliza:
"Nixon, Ivan. May we culture the days from here on out." She points at the ice dragon, "Originally a Dragon Type, yet creates ice. Interesting, yes?"

Ivan:
"Can't they already do that if you inject them with enough raw money?"

Gaol Albion:
"Well, now that I've given a good demonstration of what Delta Pokemon can do, I suppose it's time to get to the main event!"

Nick:
"Yeah, but it GETS the type too, right?"

Byrd:
Byrd stares angerily at you

Byrd:
it's the only way it knows how to stare

Nick:
"No amount of money can pull that off. Yet. I dunno, give it time."

Byrd:
you could say it's

Byrd:
chilling
Ivan: (( I would totally use leer if leer wasn't melee range. ))

Nick:
why is Leer melee range what the hell

Byrd:
it's a cone 2

Nick:
better
Eliza: (( it can hit melee range tho ))

Nick:
"That's not one of the ones they're giving out, is it?"

Byrd:
Bitch you wish

Gaol Albion:
Gaol walks over to his desk and pulls out a tray of Pokeballs that's about half full. Looks like there might be around 10 or so left?

Ivan:
"How would they even decide who gets it? Everyone would want it."
Nick: (( shiiit ))
Nick: (( I need to hit the bathroom ))

Eliza:
"Given our situation, I'm sure there's going to be what's limited to the tray." She taps the top of her cane against the table, "Unfortunate."

Gaol Albion:
"Aw, don't worry, kiddos! There's plenty to go around! Heck, there'll even be a few spare."

Gaol Albion:
"...don't know what I'm gonna do with those."

Gaol Albion:
"Sure I can find someone to give 'em to."

Ivan:
Ivan eyed the tray and was ready to pounce. While he was in the back, he fully intended to just rush up to be one of the first in line with absolutely not subtlety. "Charity? If there's extras you don't need, I am sure we could make use of them in our...Work!"

Gaol Albion:
"Now, some of these are pretty standard, those're the ones my dad sent. Real shame he could't make it, but aren't I just as good! Anyway, I decided to spice things up a little bit! I threw in a few I found, they're way out of whack. They're great!"

Gaol Albion:
oh nice, thanks maptool

Gaol Albion:
w./e

Gaol Albion:
"Now, it's not first-come first-serve! Talk it out, foster some relations! I'm sure you'll be meeting this people again while you travel."

Nick:
ooc ok back

Nick:
not ooc

Eliza:
Eliza's eyebrow perks up, "An oddity of chance. With a deep interest with a particular set of Pokemon, she edges to the end of her seat.

Eliza:
+"

Ivan:
Ivan smirked and stopped talking out of turn. He doubted anybody would contest a Pokemon he picked and he certainly wouldn't back down.

Nick:
"There's a way to do it BESIDES first-come first-serve?"

Nick:
"I completely expected us to be picking up table scraps when I saw how full the room was."

Ivan:
"I have no problems with this!"

Gaol Albion:
The remaining Pokemon are: Poliwag, Abra, Pichu, Natu, Houndour, Snorunt, Buizel, Drifloon, Munna, Skiddo, Inkay, Helioptile, Morelull, Cutiefly, Salandit

Jondo:
"Nor do I..."

Nick:
Gen 1: Flying/Water Abra, Fairy Poliwag, Bug/Psychic Venonat Gen 2: Ice/Poison Pichu, Dark/Flying Natu, Fire/Rock Houndour Gen 3: Steel/Ice Snorunt, Ghost/Electric Baltoy, Bug/Ground Trapinch Gen 4: Fairy/Grass Cherubi, Ghost/Normal Drifloon, Electric/Water Buizel Gen 5: Grass/Fire Petilil, Dark/Fairy Munna, Water/Psychic Frillish Gen 6: Grass/Ground Skiddo, Rock/Fairy Espurr, Electric/Dragon Helioptile Gen 7: Dragon/Poison Salandit, Bug/Electric Cutiefly, Grass/Dark Morelull

Nick:
fwiw
Nick: (( are their types displayed? How is this working ))
Nick: (( Some holo display with the Pokemon's name/type behind the Pokeballs? ))

Jondo:
Yeah sure

Sal:
"Hmph...Are we expected to fistfight for them?"

Eliza:
Eliza pulls up a Boole themed tablet, and puts on some reading glasses, "Execellent. Hey check this out." She slides the tablet in front of Nixon, "This is what's left."

Gaol Albion:
"Well, that would CERTAINLY be entertaining, but please try not to break anything here! I've heard the teacher's got a real mean temper."

Sanya:
The girl under wraps passes a note to the two next to her, and the man in the jacket nods.

Ivan:
Ivan uses his towering height to peak over Nick's shoulders, desperately trying to see what is there. "Oh that certainly won't be necessary. Just don't pick whatever I picked."

Nick:
Nick scans the list of 'mon. "Yeah, alright. Thanks." He shoots his hand up, nearly smacking Ivan in the chin. "Hey, so I like the look of that Buizel. Electric/water's a neat combination, too!"

Jondo:
He steps up and walks over to the balls, "Well, then I'll be taking the Salandit and the Munna. Anyone got any objections to that?"

Eliza:
"We're all set then? I see why we're not able to just waltz up and take what we want right now as the rest are deliberating." He motions the two gentlemen.

Eliza:
she*
Eliza: (( I'm 5/5 typos ))
Ivan: (( I probably don't know the ability in-character so it is kind of stupid to pick the one I wanted, but whatever. ))

Sal:
"...hold on just a moment there. Are you sure you want that rodent, boy?" This girl is talking to NITRO SAINT NICK for the record. "You look like someone who'd want soemthing....fancier. A Dragon-Type, perhaps?"

Eliza:
sassy sal

Nick:
"In the end, it usually comes down to who's fastest, anyway." Nick walks backward towards the front of the room. He handwaves Sal's suggestion. "Nah, I'll stick with my guns. Besides, I have to rep the hometown!"

Nick:
"Something I can get for you, though?" @ her, again

Ivan:
"Nothing saying we can't." He went to go take the Houndour. "If you'd seen half of what I'd seen these Pokemon do, you'd have picked this. Imagine what a delta one could do." He had previously owned a Houndour at some point.

Rayner:
This dude ignores all the others and checks out a couple of the balls, tossing them around in the air; Natu's and Abra's, "Hmm...I like these two. But which one...Get in, get out, they're both pretty good at that..."

Eliza:
"Ivan, would you be so kind to pick up the Skiddo?" Eliza cranes her weight onto her walking stick and rather slow on the upswing for movement.

Sal:
"...I'd like to ask you to reconsider. My family exclusively trains Water-type Pokemon. And that looks to be the best one here...Surely, can't you rethink yourself?"

Eliza:
"A mountable Pokemon might fit me rather well." She rolls her eyes at her bum leg.

Nick:
"Still a couple of other Water types, aren't there? Like... shoot, I saw a Water/Flying."

Ivan:
He nodded to Eliza. "I'll make absolutely sure you get it." He went up to go claim it along with his own. "Good thinking. The city boy will get tired fast and probably have to ride it most of the way."

Sal:
"That may be so, but the OTHER blonde man seems to be doing his best to give it brain damage."

Nick:
"Hey, Rayner! It's Rayner, right?" He waves the blondie down.

Rayner:
"Huh? What?" The dude catches the balls, one behind his back and one over his head, "Oh, you want one of these? I suppose I could part with one..."

Nick:
"The lady in green over here's looking for a Water type. Would you mind training the bird? I snatched up the only other one."

Sabina:
"HHHMMMM...what do you want, Iggy? Does it even matter? I mean, you're gonna be stronger than any Pokemon you take..."

Ignatius:
"I don't mind... Whatever's left. Other people can have their pick..."

Nick:
"Trainer like you'd be able to pull it off with anything, but hey, might as well give her what she wants."

Rayner:
"...huh? Oh, you're from Callantown, huh? Can't call me a 'Trainer' just yet. But sure - decision made easy. Catch!"

Nick:
11 I can use acro right

Rayner:
He tosses the ball at you, be glad it's Acrobatics

Nick:
thank u

Sabina:
Sabina chooses the only remotely cute thing there, opting in for that Ice/Poison Pichu

Ivan:
Ivan was almost disappointed that he didn't have to convince anybody to give his partner what he had wanted. Ivan just takes the Skiddo and Houndour if there's not anything preventing it.

Nick:
"Yeah, I've seen your fight more times than I can count. Hope you don't mind I've 'borrowed' a couple of your strategies."

Eliza:
"This is more dipolomatic than I thought it would be for such an occasion." The capped woman finally makes her limping movements toward the towering Ivan, "A shame, isn't it?"

Nick:
and seemingly his collar

Nick:
Nick rolls the Abraball across the table to Sal. "There ya go."

Sabina:
"I guess it's all about how you raise 'em, in the end. My master used to say something like that... What was it, 'All shall be in vain, without proper care and...train...?' No, that can't be right..."

Ivan:
He chuckled as he went to hand her the Pokemon. "Yeah, seriously. These folks just don't have as good of taste as us I guess."

Sal:
7

Sal:
She barely catches the ball, "Agh...this, really? A selfish one, aren't you?"

Sal:
by catches she like

Sal:
clamps her hands over it just before it rolls off the table

Nick:
damn girl cmon

Rayner:
"Hey, hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! Though I do appreciate donations as well..."

Nick:
"What? It's water typed!"

Eliza:
"Gaol, what are the chances of being able to double up with the leftovers on the tray?" She sidesteps to reveal her image to the substitute Albion, given her same sizeness to small Nixon.

Ivan:
He replied to Sabrina. "What, you think a Cherrubi or Pichu can compete with these other monsters? Not everyone is born special, and that goes quintuple for Pokemon."

Nick:
"Besides, doesn't that one normally grow up to be super strong anyway?"

Sal:
"It's also Flying Type. That only exacerbates one of my specialty's main weaknesses. Which the weasel you've stolen puts a stop to."

Nick:
"Guess you'd better find a ground type to add to the collection, then."

Ivan:
"What're you even complaining about, water girl? I dunno why the boy here even wants a common weasel over a teleporting water wizard anyway. Consider yourself lucky."

Gaol Albion:
"Hey, sorry, but just one per person! I'll find some students to give the extra to."

Sabina:
"Oh, surely so. Maybe it's a little weak now, but can't Raichu pack all kinds of tricks up its sleeve?"

Sabina:
"It doesn't matter how frail it its, with me and Iggy around!"

Nick:
"I don't really have much interest in raising the baby 'wizard.' This one should come out of the gate pretty good already!"

Sal:
"So you're just going to shove it off on me?"

Jondo:
"There's another Water-Type over here, woman, if you're that mad about the damn Abra!"

Nick:
"Pretty much."

Nick:
"You're on your own for that one, though, I'm gonna see what this thing can do."

Ivan:
"If your whole family raises water types can't you get mommy and daddy to just give you what you want?"

Nick:
"You're welcome, by the way."

Nick:
gimme some stats

Eliza:
"Aw darn, I'd attempt to pursaude you with a reseatchers bond, but I guess that'd work with old man Albion." She chuckles.

Sal:
"I was raised right, thank you. I have no need for outside aid...and I wouldn't take it from them.

Sal:
"

Sal:
reseatcher

Sal:
s

Nick:
reseascher

Sal:
Just to spite Nick, she takes the Inkay instead of the Abra
Eliza: (( "researcher" ))

Nick:
Abra: :(
Eliza: (( 6/6 typos ))
Nick: (( I legitimately didn't even see any other Water-types lol ))

Nick:
oh my god I love it

Jondo:
"Houndour woulda been nice, too, but this thing's a Dragon."

Jondo:
"..and doesn't look at idiotic as the other Dragon here."

Nick:
"The Helioptile?"

Nick:
"Look at those floppy ears, though."

Nick:
Nature: Bouyant (+Attack -Attack)

Nick:
I see

Ignatius:
means it likes Spicy food

Ignatius:
bout it

Ignatius:
same natura as the houndour

Nick:
Oh, yeah, I guess so.

Nick:
holy shit, it knows Aqua Ring?

Nick:
That gets Baton Passed, doesn't it?

Eliza:
it does

Gaol Albion:
Really late Gaol stops admiring his sculpture to talk to Midge, "Oh, and if you're looking for a Pokemon as a mount, Skiddo's your best bet! It's nice and strong!"
Warlord: (( so level up lists are hidden for the species we don't know? ))

Gaol Albion:
"I mean, good luck riding the Cutiefly."
Gaol Albion: (( they are ))

Eliza:
"Heh. I'm sure this young goat will server me well. In more uses than one I'm hoping." She releases the Skiddo from the ball.

Jondo:
gross

Eliza:
I'll have it shit in your face Jondo
Warlord: (( is pre-evo already mountable? ))

Eliza:
I'll teach hit Hi Jump Kick

Jondo:
yeah

Fifi:
by 1, assumedly

Jondo:
indeed

Jondo:
even is in the games
Warlord: (( well yes not by fucking me/2 ))

Eliza:
I can't even open it

Eliza:
what's this

Ignatius:
forgot to give permission

Ignatius:
Iggy takes the Abra

Ignatius:
bc he feels sorry for it

Nick:
Nick scans the Buizel with his dex. "Well, you're in luck." @ Sal "Doesn't know any water moves, anyway. None that do any damage, at least."
Warlord: (( abra was literally my second choice and I almost wanted to take it to prove them wrong, but having a generic fire/water/grass trio between us makes too much sense. ))

Nick:
yo holy shit that token image for it

Natu:
I'm indisputably the coolest motherfucker here

Nick:
that one looks fucking REGAL

Skiddo:
I'm a four legged turd

Nick:
ur cute
Warlord: (( the amount of effort in these generic pokemon token images ))

Jondo:
I got stuck with a non-physical attacker

Jondo:
as a hunter

Jondo:
life is suffering

Eliza:
get fucked jondo
Warlord: (( Can we get an obligatory telltale "Abra will remember that" ))

Abra:
Oh it will

Abra:
It teleports around the room, dissolving into liquid each time it does

Nick:
"The Aqua Ring is pretty nice, though."

Abra:
Appearing over Nick and Sal's heads

Abra:
to rain on their parade when it disappears

Abra:
this one and the buizel were easily the toughest

Ivan:
Ivan laughs at the expense of the two others. "Apparently he heard that from inside the ball."

Abra:
oh and snorunt

Abra:
which like

Abra:
poor

Abra:
poor Snorunt.

Abra:
no one's ever picking that

Nick:
"Hey, hey! Why me? She's the one who rejected you!"

Eliza:
Eliza squats, setting her stick on her lap as she bows down to her new riding goat, "Well aren't you just the cutest thing. Your colors are... distinct." She reaches her hand out for a goat shake, "How'd your pikcups go, satisfactory first impressions?"

Sal:
you said u weren't interested

Sal:
and called it a babby.

Eliza:
pickups*

Nick:
Nick hikes up his shirt to cover his head

Eliza:
She asks openly to Ivan and Nixon.

Sal:
"Mmghh... At least I'm used to this..." Two have made enemies of Sal today. She is glad Water Ace is not terrible anymore, and also that she wears a silly hat

Nick:
"Oh, yeah, definitely satisfied."

Sal:
nick has no such advantage

Nick:
I'mma steal ur silly hat

Sal:
i will drown you

Sal:
ever seen thsoe movies where the hot tub closes while someone's underwater in it

Sal:
like that

Nick:
I haven't

Nick:
"She's a strong, speedy one, looks like."

Ivan:
Ivan releases his Pokemon because everybody else is doing it. "Gonna be you and me, Houndour. From now on your new name is...Galf. Stick with me and you'll get to eat plenty of delicious rats and pidgeons." He inspects it to try to see what part of it, if any, is actually made of rock.

Gaol Albion:
"Glad you all got that settled! The first choice of Pokemon is quite important, isn't it?"

Nick:
"Just what I was looking for."

Gaol Albion:
The bones outside are of course, and probably the ones on the inside too
Warlord: (( presumed as much but worth asking. ))

Gaol Albion:
looks more Rock type than Lucario does Steel

Ivan:
He goes to "pet" it as feeling the rocky skullbone over the top of his head. "This guy can probably take way more than an ordinary Houndour."

Eliza:
Eliza gets her goat shake, and brushes her hand through the mane of brown leaves. An attempt at inspecting the nature which is carried on the goats neck.

Jondo:
"So...can we go yet?"

Jondo:
"We;ve got our Pokemon, there anything else to do?"

Gaol Albion:
"I mean, you COULD leave..."

Gaol Albion:
"But you wouldn't get very far unless I register you as a Trainer."

Nick:
"Wasn't there some sort of mission statement to give us, too?"

Gaol Albion:
"Rowurke'd laugh you out of his Gym!"

Eliza:
Medicine (Potential Leaf Inspection for herbal purposes): ( 19 )

Gaol Albion:
"...actually, he'd probably just tell you to get out of his classroom."

Gaol Albion:
"What, did my dad not cover that in the letter?"

Gaol Albion:
"Getting sloppy in his old age..."

Gaol Albion:
"Oh, right! He gave me some stuff to pass on! And I've got a surprise, too!"

Nick:
The surprise is spiders.

Eliza:
a den full

Nick:
Pro tip: surprises are usually spiders.

Gaol Albion:
don't lie you'd take a Galvantula

Nick:
I mean.

Eliza:
Okay this time I'm not gonna let Thrice skimp by me this time, what's the verdict doc

Nick:
"So - Rock/Fire, yeah? I'll try not to step in any puddles near it." @ Ivan
You whisper to Emergency: This Skiddo's mane is darker and more robust than normal, more earthy. Its properties are probably more similar to roots than leaves - including things like Energy Root and Sassafras. Since it's so earthy, it might be a good spot to grow things, as well, but you won't know until you try

Ivan:
"Nothing's perfect. You get a full team of Pokemon, and I've basically got your Pokemon at my disposal for the time being until I get more."
Eliza whispers: Interesting...

Gaol Albion:
"So, what you'll be doing is capturing Delta Pokemon! You can do whatever else you want, really, but I'm registering you as Trainers, so you may as well take ont he Gyms. In fact, I'd like you to! There're a ton of places you can't get to without certain Badges, and who knows what kind of Deltas live there?"

Gaol Albion:
"For instance, you're not allowed to hike the Namon Range without at least two Badges, and you can't go into Tyndall Lake on your own without mine!"

Nick:
"Guess I'll need it to watch Fifi's back in case any rowdy weeds spring up, anyway... I'll wait until I've seen it in action."

Sal:
"...you named it FIFI?!"

Eliza:
"Could even battle our local Gym Leader if you guys feels so inclined to get your foot out in badges."

Nick:
and u named yours Inkay

Nick:
who are you to talk

Nick:
"What's it to you?"

Nick:
god dam I just noticed that, by all rights, Sal and I should switch Pokemon

Nick:
Get those matching color palettes

Sal:
"You've disgraced it..."

Eliza:
Eliza continues to groom the earthy exterior of Passefaro. She nods to herself and takes a sample of collected soils.

Sal:
and yes that's technically still an alcohol reference

Ivan:
"That sounds like a name for a dog."

Galf:
The Houndour barks.

Sal:
since virgin is what you call non-alcoholic drinks that're usually alcoholic, like a virgin bloody mary

Ivan:
"Not you, you're not a bitch, right?"

Nick:
"...alright, naming things isn't my strong suit. So what?!"

Rayner:
"You're gonna challenge Rowurke, too? I'd like to see that..."

Passefaro:
Passe prods around as it tries to scratch that itch but can't.

Rayner:
"But I've heard his Gym Challenge isn't for everybody. Not sure what it entails..."

Nick:
"It could still take your Pokemon on, even ignoring type advantage!"

Eliza:
"It certainly is an option and it's as close as you're gonna get to a Gym offical battle. Could even ask him yourself, he's right next door."

Ivan:
"Really a good idea for us to fight a gym leader right out of the gate? Gyms can't possibly be that wimpy over here, can they?"

Eliza:
"Oh, heavens no. I wouldn't do that to someone I just met," she looks down at her goat, "I'm going to properly train and test things before I set foot in that man's office."

Nick:
"Leader, no. Trainer, maybe."

Nick:
"Though I'm kind of eager to get my feet wet with this crowd..."

Rayner:
"Hah! You wish! Even the weakest Gym Trainer would send us all crying home to mommy with just these Pokemon. The Leaders might not use their toughest Pokemon, but they don't pull any punches with tactics."

Ignatius:
"...are we allowed to fight ourselves?"

Rayner:
"Uh, I dunno. I never allowed it. I'm not much of a fighter, see?"

Nick:
Ignatius: I am constantly fighting my inner demons

Jondo:
"Come on, Gym Trainers can't be any tougher than Ranger training. I bet we could wipe the floor with 'em."

Eliza:
"It's completely dependent on the Leader. It's known that some do allow it, however, for those who do... The challenges are... as they are aptly named."

Eliza:
don't* on the first do
Eliza: (( God fucking dammit ))

Nick:
"...actually, no, you know what? Screw it. Hey, Rayner! Let me get a battle in with you before we split off!"

Nick:
"Not gonna get a better chance than this..."

Rayner:
"Oh, the Electric user, against the Flying Ace? Well...I guess so."

Ivan:
Ivan raises an eyebrow at him wanting to fight somebody other than Sal, but shrugs. "I'm up for a battle too if anyone else here is. Not sure what a balanced matchup here would be......How about you, with the flower piggy?"

Ivan:
"You've been awful quiet."

Rayner:
"With just one Pokemon, I can't use some of my tricks, but what the heck?"

Eliza:
"I'm all for this excitement, but perhaps we should allow Gaol to finish with his big surprise?"

Nick:
"Huh? Oh, right, there was a surprise..."

Eliza:
"I'll gladly bandage these skirmishes once the seminar is compelted."

Eliza:
completed*

Sanya:
The girl with the Munna doesn't pay you any mind at all, she's just poking her pig

Nick:
p o k e
Nick: (( I honestly thought the Natu was also electric ))

Eliza:
cute
Nick: (( Looks electric/dark or summat ))

Jondo:
The dude next to her waves at you curtly and taps her on the shoulder, then hands you a notepad, "Gonn have to use this, man."
Warlord:
I would, if he ever said anything, I assumed he died of a heart attack

Nick:
seems reasonable

Gaol Albion:
Most do

Nick:
he got too close to the ice and froze
Warlord: (( my book still has no gen 7 moves or whatever, what is Accelrock DB ))

Gaol Albion:
4

Gaol Albion:
It's a melee priority move

Gaol Albion:
basically rock-type quick attack

Gaol Albion:
Gaol's actually been in the storage room behind the chalkboard for a while, hefting out bags of stuff

Gaol Albion:
He tells you each to come up and get one backpack, which contains:

Gaol Albion:
5 Basic Balls, 3 Great Balls, a Lighter, a Flashlight, one 4-person Tent per group(most groups are 3, but he of course accounts for 1 kidnapped redhead per party), a Sleeping Bag, a First Aid Kit, some Utility Rope, 5 Potions, 2 Super Potions, 3 Bandages, and 1 Mending Gel(which is like Sun Marbles from Wayfare)

Gaol Albion:
there are three tents

Eliza:
Eliza let's out a long sigh, "Like father, like son." She hops onto Passe, and adjusts herself to riding a goat, "I'll grab em."
Nick: (( Sun Marbles immediately remove an injury, but do not remove the associated CS @Warlord ))

Passefaro:
shit ur bigger than me

Ivan:
Ivan was too dense to have noticed she was deaf. "Ah, thanks." He goes to write out his note and hand it to her. "You want to fight my Houndour and test our Pokemon? Fire and Rock type."

Nick:
"...Wait, hold on - are you not one of Albion's assistants, too?" Nick finally parses Eliza's participation in all this

Galf:
Why are these things well behaved enough to stand around in a lab, pretrained?

Sanya:
She looks over the note for a few seconds, then scratches something out, crosses it out, and holds the pen over the page, before writing out "Okay." and realizing she probably could have just nodded

Nick:
I don't think they're actually literally out

Sanya:
They are

Sanya:
Some of them anyway

Fifi:
oh well shit

Eliza:
Eliza snatches up three bags, and hands them out to her partners, "Oh me? I'm not actually. I'm faculty here at the school. I'm the nurse."

Fifi:
I should be causing some trouble

Fifi:
the hell kind of "nature" is bouyant, anyway

Eliza:
neutral

Fifi:
yeah but what does that say about my personality

Eliza:
oh

Galf:
The Houndour barks and asks if Fifi wants to help him eat the pig.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Boole University Grounds' by player Warlord (Player)

Gaol Albion:
buoyant

Gaol Albion:
cheerful and optimistic.

Gaol Albion:
that literally is ameaning of the word

Gaol Albion:
it's a pun agi
Fifi: (( seriously? lol ))
Gaol Albion: (( it should probably be +SpecAttack -SpecAttack ))
Gaol Albion: (( you can pick whichever ))
Gaol Albion: (( whatever boost you want from Sal's poisoned food ))

Ivan:
"Alright, thanks doc. I'll be sure to catch plenty of rare Pokemon." Whether or not he'd actually give them to the professor would remain to be seen, of course.

Fifi:
She sniffs at the Houndour, and traces it to the pig. She 'nods' and smiles mischievously

Nick:
"Huh. But you're going on the expedition?"

Gaol Albion:
"Sure! I've got your Dexes here, you'll just have to register them - and take them to the Center before you leave. Remember, you'll be sending 'em to my dad, but don't feel shy to keep some around and train them yourself! Anything like that can help him, too."

Gaol Albion:
"And now for my surprise!" He pulls out a black sack that looks sort of like a soft drink cooler, and ponders for a moment, before walking over to Rayner and handing it to him, then whispering in his ear.

Rayner:
"Huh? Uh...sure? But it's not so much my aim as their...well, you said it, not me."

Eliza:
"Is it odd? A woman like me could relive some younger days. With all of these new Delta series Pokemon springing about, it's a whole different game out there. Think of all the medical advancements!"

Galf:
Galf motions for the Buizel to follow his lead and goes to stealthily go up around the desk. He doesn't know he is sneaking up on somebody who is fucking deaf but it certainly helps. As a fucking wild animal, he will not hesitate to just attack the pig especially since his new owner is gone already.

Nick:
"I wouldn't really know where to look with that... but yeah, I guess you're right."

Rayner:
He unzips the bag and takes out some of the contents - a bunch of red-and-silver Poke Balls. Then, he tosses them into the air and bats them at everyone, one at a time.

Fifi:
7 stealth tho

Fifi:
I'll slip between her legs

Galf:
8

Eliza:
here we go

Nick:
oh fuk

Sabina:
it's an Acro of a whole 8 to catch em unless you can come up with another way

Nick:
10 I don't wanna

Fifi:
Perfect distraction, let's go in

Eliza:
Can I kinda punt the ball into the air so it's more feasible to catch?

Sabina:
you could, you'd still have to hit it first

Sabina:
which could be Athletics I guess, bc baseball, or maybe perception

Fifi:
Fifi slinks up the table and knocks the pig down towards the waiting Houndour

Fifi:
Push is... what was it again

Eliza:
Do I roll accuracy or Assletics

Sabina:
AC a lot

Fifi:
AC 4 seemingly

Fifi:
14

Sabina:
Probably Athletics

Fifi:
3 Yeah opposed Athletics

Fifi:
shIT

Eliza:
nice

Sanya:
Sanya is caught completely off guard by the weasel on her desk, and scrapes her chair against the floor to the disdain of everyone who's not her

Munna:
You poke the pig

Munna:
Waking it up

Fifi:
boop

Munna:
9

Munna:
It pushes you off the table

Eliza:
gottem

Fifi:
I have been counterbooped

Munna:
Note for the wise

Munna:
Weasels weigh less than pigs do

Eliza:
Eliza eyes the ball as it soars in her direction and twists her cane from beneath her shoulder and rotates the stick to intercept the pitch.

Munna:
....

Munna:
except

Fifi:
go on without me, Houndour

Munna:
apparently they do not

Galf:
Houndour snaps angrily at Fifi fucking everything up.

Munna:
why the fuck does buizel weigh 65 fucking pounds

Fifi:
I didn't see YOU even get up on the table

Eliza:
Athletics to baseball: ( 14 )

Nick:
"Gaaagh! What's doing that?!" Nick covers his ears and cringes

Munna:
The pig groinks at you in an uppity manner

Galf:
Galf isn't stupid enough to attack it when everybody is directly looking at it and wanders off to go with his trainer, letting Fifi of course take blame.

Eliza:
suckered

Fifi:
you biiitch

Munna:
long

Munna:
live

Munna:
the

Munna:
king

Fifi:
Fifi rolls onto her feet and goes to curl up by Nick's feet.

Fifi:
coulda phrased that more elegantly

Fifi:
i was framed I swear

Eliza:
did I die to the ball

Fifi:
I swear on me life

Jondo:
"You two! Can't you keep your Pokemon under control?! Gah...less disciplined the person, same for the Pokemon, I guess..."

Jondo:
You're good, the ball bounces up into the air and you catch it

Jondo:
14

Sanya:
21

Sal:
2 I swear to fuck

Sal:
god damn it, fuck

Eliza:
Eliza ignoring the plotting of deviousness and failure, inspects the ball as it safely drops into her hand, "And what does this entail?" Squinting at the details of the ball.

Nick:
"I turn my back for one second and she's already causing trouble..."

Nick:
"You're going to be a fun one, I can tell."

Ivan:
"I don't know what you're talking about. The pig knocked one of OUR pokemon off the table!!!" Having packed away all of the supplies, he goes to hand his note to the pig's owner for a challenge.

Sal:
Jondo ducks under the ball aimed at Sal, and it beans her straight on the nose, knocking her off her seat and, more importantly, sending her hat flying off. "Watch where you throw those! That could have hurt!" She snatches her hat back up and fumes at the blonde dude. No, not that one.

Rayner:
"I DID watch where I threw it. Gotta keep your eye on the birdie, girl."

Nick:
New goal: make Sal hate all blonde people.

Nick:
my vote is that the hat landed on Inkay

Nick:
"Sorry 'bout that..." Nick waves at Cahya.

Gaol Albion:
"That was cool! A+, Rayner! You even hit one of 'em! Anyway - those are Delta Balls! They're really effective at catching Delta Pokemon. They're a pretty new invention...You guys are the guinea pigs!"

Gaol Albion:
"If they work out, I'll make more!"
Nick: (( it was just one each? ))

Gaol Albion:
"You get two each!"

Nick:
neat

Sanya:
reposting

Sanya:
She looks over the note for a few seconds, then scratches something out, crosses it out, and holds the pen over the page, before writing out "Okay." and realizing she probably could have just nodded

Sanya:
She's still in a bit of shock from the weasel
Warlord: (( Oh, shit, I missed it. So many conversations ))

Fifi:
grumpy weasel noises

Virginia:
am i cahya now

Eliza:
"Huh. This sounds fairly useful." She nods, "Is this all you have left for us? I'm sure some of these fresh Trainers want to start testing."

Ivan:
He writes a quick generic followup. "Out in the hall? Away from this crap."

Gaol Albion:
"Sure, sure, go at it! You're all free now! Just, again, don't break anything inside the school? Please?"

Gaol Albion:
"My budget's stretched thin enough, I don't wanna pay for repairs!"

Nick:
N O P R O M I S E S

Gaol Albion:
hey the more money I got the more delta balls i can make

Nick:
I gueeeeess so

Ivan:
Ivan insinuates from Albion's meek tone of voice that there's nothing he can actually do to stop them.

Eliza:
"If you all feel you're able to control the destruction a bit, feel free to do as you'd like. Otherwise the plaza is fairly spacious."

Gaol Albion:
"And also, the teachers would not be happy with you! I mean, if you want to, they ARE all Gym Trainers...

Gaol Albion:
"

Nick:
"Plaza sounds best. I'm already dealing with a troublemaker as it is."

Eliza:
"Thanks again for the demonstration and addressing on your father's behalf Gaol. Let him know if he can spare any more Deltas to me, I'll gladly put them to the medical standard."

Ivan:
Ivan hears what they said but is too lazy to write more text and already handed the note.

Nick:
"You want to go then, Rayner? I'm not stupid, I'm not going to make a big deal about it if I win. Just had to strike when I had the smallest bit of advantage, you know?"

Nick:
"I'll want a REAL battle later."

Jondo:
Jondo passes a note to her teammate while Sal just files out the door. Jondo and Sanya get up, and Sanya beckons to Ivan to follow her

Rayner:
"Sure! There's a university park close by, I think..."

Rayner:
"Hey, you know where that is, nurse?"
Nick: (( Training bonuses will not yet be applied, correct? ))

Eliza:
Eliza calls after the battlestarters, "If you're doing this for reals, don't forget to sync each other's Dexs, winner gets credits!" She turns to Rayner, and hands him a brochure which represents a map. "It's right there." And she gives some instructions to said palce.

Eliza:
place*
Rayner: (( they will not ))

Ivan:
"Oh, yeah, 'credits...'" While he'd used Pokemon before this would his first time using this new system. How would he not pay people who beat him now?

Rayner:
"Thanks! Always nice to have someone helpful around."

Ivan:
Regardless he was willing to bet he would win and went to synch Pokedexes when the time came, following after the group.

Sabina:
"So, do you not want to try your hand, too, Ms. Nurse? I would battle you, but... I think that wouldn't be fair."

Eliza:
"Of course, I'm still technically on duty here on school grounds. Do your best. I'll be down there as soon as I finish my handout for the next Nurse in the line."

Sabina:
"Master always said to never be a cheater!"

Eliza:
"Oh, if you feel so inclined to challenge me, I'd be delighted." Her eyes peer up in combination with a growing smirk.

Rayner:
"Funny. MY master said cheating's fine as long as you get away with it! Ahah...not that I'll be doing any such thing in this battle. Even if I wanted to, how could I?"

Nick:
Master was a biiiitch.

Nick:
"Ha, I dunno, how could you?"

Sabina:
"Er...oh wait, my Pokemon doesn't have an Ice attack yet! Sure, we can go!"

Pichu:
what fucking use am i

Eliza:
"Excellent, let's see if I've still got that touch left."

Eliza:
The doctor presses the edges of her knuckles into the steel rod, cracking each finger as she rolls it across.
Pichu:
new, map, etc
Eliza: (( lolol 3 battles going on ))

Nick:
It's fine

Nick:
we can just init it as 1 simultaneous battle

Nick:
joined the tubschat voice channel

Eliza:
"Speaking of which, Sabrina was it? Do you mind if I see your adorable Pichu? All of these Deltas are game changing."

Nick:
dexsync

Eliza:
She approaches the differently typed rodent, with high curiousity.

Passefaro:
Passe follows behind, proding the ground with it's wee hooves.

Ivan:
Ivan makes no serious attempt to communicate when the battle has started after synching pokedexes, though doesn't do it when her back is turned. He points forward to the pig. "Okay Galf, go make some crispy bacon out of it. I know you want to! Use, uh, Thunder Fang!" He wasn't sure as to why it apparently knew that but he wasn't going to question it.

Nick:
things are being added to ini- there they are.

Fifi:
17 init tie

Fifi:
oh

Fifi:
not tied anymore??

Rayner:
n

Rayner:
doens't do what

Rayner:
@warlord

Rayner:
also get in the discord if you are able

Rayner:
Also yes you can Frisk it @Merge

Eliza:
Eliza gently Frisks the Pichu. :lewd:

Bianca:
I am Ice/Poison-Type, with Poison Touch as an Ability, Level 10, Feisty Nature

Bianca:
I ain't holding jack

Nick:
I'm uh

Nick:
I'm gonna back up.

Eliza:
"So many cute Deltas... But anyway, this will fantastic knowledge. But let us begin." She syncs her Dex with her opponent and moves to the other side to face her.

Rayner:
"Okay, then! This is gonna be quick."

Nick:
"Sure is! Quick Attack!"

Fifi:
14

Fifi:
1d8+6 | 27

Gattei:
Gattei took 17 damage.

Gattei:
The Natu Disengages! Which means it can move a little bit
Rayner uses 2 AP!

Gattei:
It glows faintly for a quick second, and seems to have pumped itself up! Then a blast immediately explodes into your Buizel!
1 | 10 | 13 | 12 | 13 | 0

Gattei:
15 Now to miss

Gattei:
I did not

Gattei:
Damage: 30, Special

Gattei:
Neutral

Gattei:
that my friend is Sealed Power

Gattei:
you can guess what it's a clone of

Fifi:
Fifi took 25 damage.
Nick has received initiative.
Fifi has received initiative.

Fifi:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Fifi:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Nick:
"Yikes... that was brutal! Hang in there, Fefe!"
Warlord:
Feef

Bianca:
The Pichu sprays acid out from its cheeks!

Bianca:
0

Bianca:
not acid
Eliza has received initiative.

Bianca:
The pichu is sad

Bianca:
Ivan is proven correct

Eliza:
Also gonna call out my Focused Training
Passefaro has received initiative.

Cassandra:
Oh I guess we're right next to each other eh

Cassandra:
I see how it is

Ivan:
Inspired Training 0 0 Prerequisites: Novice Charm, Untrained Command At-Will – Special Effect: The target becomes Inspired until the end of the effect duration. Inspired Pokémon gain a +1 bonus to Evasion and +2 to Save Checks.

Passefaro:
Passefaro runs on in and doesn't give a flying fuck about the world, and Bulldozes the grounds into a wave of earth. 15

Passefaro:
Bulldoze @Bitch you dead Ground | Physical 2d8+10 | 35
The world trembles beneath the goat.

Galf:
7

Bianca:
Bianca took severe damage!

Eliza:
"Uh..."

Passefaro:
Passe starts burying the Pichu in it's soil, the sully a great victory.

Passefaro:
of*

Sal:
Sal spitefully cheers Sanya on

Galf:
Thunder Fang @Delicious Fat Pig with Gay Flowers Electric | Physical 2d6+10 | 31
Your Fluff

Sal:
mostly just to annoy Ivan

Sal:
bc like

Sal:
she can't hear her

Sabina:
"Er...oh."

Sabina:
"Well!"

Galf:
Thunder Fang @Delicious Fat Pig with Gay Flowers Electric | Physical 2d6+10 | 41
Desperately tries to rip out a chunk of flesh because edgy

Sabina:
"Maybe I should have cheated."

Nick:
39

Galf:
39

Cassandra:
Cassandra took major damage!

Cassandra:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Cassandra:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Cassandra:
i wanted that

Eliza:
Eliza makes her way over to the waves of moved earth and unburials the poor Pichu, "That... was quicker than I thought. Let's get you all patched up."

Sanya:
Munna's gonna have to fight on its own for right now

Sanya:
it probably does not understand sign language

Sanya:
Though she could probably punch shit into her dex

Sanya:
and have it screech at the thing

Cassandra:
2 GRAWR I AM A MUNNA

Eliza:
Eliza uses 1 AP for First Aid Kit!

Cassandra:
Damage: 32, Special

Cassandra:
Neutral

Galf:
Galf took 25 damage.

Galf:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!
Ivan has received initiative.

Galf:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Nick:
"Strike again! Can't let it get out another attack like that!"

Fifi:
thunderSHOCK 7

Fifi:
2d6+8 | 24

Gattei:
Right so

Gattei:
The Natu blinks into darkness!

Nick:
"What? Where'd it go?" 8

Fifi:
12

Gattei:
13

Nick:
"Your Pokemon has techniques like that already?"

Gattei:
You do not manage to locate the Teleporting asshole

Eliza:
21 Eliza stands as tall as she can as she clicks a switch on the handle of her cane. She lifts the rubber end and aims it at the Pichu as a long syringe extends out. "Time for medicine." She presses the tip into the dead mouse and injects a healing serum.
Nick has received initiative.
Fifi has received initiative.

Fifi:
7 Second percep I guess

Rayner:
"That's the kinda stuff I like! The 'getting out' part is especially useful."

Gattei:
6

Gattei:
oh

Gattei:
helloing

Gattei:
in tree

Fifi:
I'mma weasel up the tree

Fifi:
9
Eliza has received initiative.
Eliza has received initiative.

Fifi:
Fifi slinks up and around the trunk and grasps a branch of its own, then gives the Natu the ZAP it avoided!

Fifi:
1

Bianca:
Bianca loses 21 hit points.

Bianca:
Bianca is healed and gains 42 hit points.

Sabina:
"Oh, thanks! Wow, you're nice!"

Nick:
"Aggh... c'mon!"

Ignatius:
"I should have helped..."

Passefaro:
1 1 for round 2

Passefaro:
18 Passefaro fumes a bit at the zombie revival of the Pichu and brings the second tsunami of earth, at both the Pichu and Eliza

Rayner:
"Hey, avoiding attacks is better than landing them!"

Galf:
9 thunder fang at will whatever, also spam evasion training very important to say every turn

Passefaro:
Bulldoze, the Second Coming @outta my bubble Eliza and Pichu Ground | Physical 2d8+10 | 29
Here it comes bitch

Bianca:
Bianca took severe damage!

Bianca:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Bianca:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Galf:
electric jaws @Deaf Pig Electric | Physical 2d6+10 | 34
omnomnom

Sabina:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!

Sabina:
The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!

Bianca:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Bianca:
The injury lowered the Attack stat!
Healed up! Recovered 13 HP.

Bianca:
The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!

Eliza:
Eliza took 26 damage.

Bianca:
Bianca took major damage!

Cassandra:
Cassandra took heavy damage!

Cassandra:
11 All hail the mighty smokey struggle

Eliza:
Eliza leans over trying to pick up the Pichu before another wave of earth crashes over Passe's trainer and the mouse once more, "What the f-grah!"

Cassandra:
Damage: 26, Special

Galf:
Galf took 19 damage.

Sabina:
"Okay, I take it back, you're evil!"

Ignatius:
"..what'd you do that for?"

Cassandra:
Welp

Cassandra:
What're ya gonna do

Passefaro:
The goat hops happily around and reburies the zombie.

Cassandra:
Gonna bite me again

Nick:
I'm uh.

Nick:
I'm gonna use Agility Training.

Rayner:
Agility Trianing.

Nick:
you FUCK

Gattei:
Welcome to the worst class in the game

Gattei:
And by worst, I meant worst designed
Cheater. You have been reported.

Gattei:
Spend 2 Momentum: Your Pokémon automatically rolls an 11 on one d20 Roll of your choice on their next turn.

Gattei:
Damage: 29, Special

Fifi:
FUCK yes.

Fifi:
Fifi took 24 damage.

Fifi:
1 HP

Nick:
"Come on! Just land one more, you've got this!"

Eliza:
"Oh for, god dammit. You're supposed to be a good goat!" She takes her cane and baps the goat over and begins the scolding process.

Nick:
Spending the AP.

Nick:
Nick uses 1 AP!

Gattei:
miss

Gattei:
miss

Gattei:
miss

Gattei:
miss

Gattei:
miss

Fifi:
17

Fifi:
2d6+8 | 27

Gattei:
Gattei took major damage!

Gattei:
The injury lowered the Speed stat!

Galf:
14 accelerock in case of some kind of surprise priority I guess

Nick:
"Good! Just one more hit and it's over!"

Galf:
Accelerating Rocks @Why is this a Pokemon Rock | Physical 2d6+8 | 31
I ain't stopping after it is KOed

Nick:
quiCK

Nick:
Nick uses 1 AP!

Cassandra:
Cassandra took heavy damage!

Cassandra:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Fifi:
-1

Fifi:
MMMMM

Cassandra:
The Munna EXPLODES into a burst of gagging, acrid black smoke!

Cassandra:
Ability: Aftermath Scene – Free Action Trigger: The user becomes Fainted Effect: The user creates a Burst 1. Everything in the Burst loses three Ticks of Hit Points.

Galf:
Galf lost a tick of HP!

Galf:
Galf lost a tick of HP!

Galf:
Galf lost a tick of HP!

Gattei:
Hello

Galf:
The injury lowered the Defense stat!

Gattei:
How are you today my boy

Fifi:
not gr8

Gattei:
16

Fifi:
n

Gattei:
Great I can move AND attack

Gattei:
with

Fifi:
nn

Gattei:
3 Gust

Fifi:
miss

Fifi:
miss miss

Gattei:
Damage: 20, Physical

Galf:
Galf assumes it is dead and dreams of eating pork while unconscious

Fifi:
Fifi took 7 damage. It's not very effective...

Gattei:
Damage: 32, Special

Fifi:
Fifi loses 6 hit points.

Fifi:
The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!

Jondo:
"...good to know that for the future..."

Jondo:
"Don't be near that thing."

Ignatius:
"No, really. Why did you do that?"

Cassandra:
nightmare mist

Nick:
"Gaaahhh..." Nick rubs his forehead. "Alright. We did our best."

Rayner:
did you

Ivan:
"Yeah uh....What even happened? And her pokemon technically went out first. That means I win, right?" He doubted it should count but it's not like he wasn't going to try to push for it anyway.

Eliza:
"But despite that, you're still interesting. Though don't hit me next time or I'm going to give you a strong dose from my collection of pain." She sighs and re-examines the Pichu, carrying it toward Sabina. "Uh, I don't think I have the supplies here with me to patch this up immediately, but if you go up to the Center, my colleagues will patch this up in no time."

Nick:
"Creds should be coming your way. Thanks." Nick offers a handshake.

Jondo:
"Uh...I dunno. I mean, I guess? Can't really say she planned that... Unless she did?"

Sal:
"Why don't you give him half?"

Sal:
"...ask her why she doesn't give him half."

Eliza:
"My sincerest apologies, I should've been more wary of budding ties with new Pokemon."

Ivan:
"Well it's automated anyway. I guess we see what the pokedex thinks."

Nick:
"Should have just gone with the Thundershock right off the gate... I wanted to give it a sporting chance. Got what I deserved I guess."

Sanya:
The 'Dex gives you half, since it was a tie, but you technically dealt the actual finishing blow, so you get something

Eliza:
Eliza scopes the rest of the carnage, "That goes for the rest of you, if you're done with your battles, head on up to the Center, it's a straight shot east of here, follow the signs."

Rayner:
"Hey. you tried, right? That's good enough! I've got way more experience, so it's nothing to be ashamed of."

Ivan:
"Better you find that out now than later. Definitely a lot tougher than it looks." He was glad to just have got anything out of it. He walked over to see the mess of a dead rat on the floor. "So uh, what happened here?"

Rayner:
20 Exp each

Nick:
"Yeah, well... I'll give it another shot down the road. Best of luck out there.

Nick:
"

Eliza:
"The goat kinda crushed the rat in the first few moments of the battle. After it was all done and I was patching up the critter, the goat struck twice and hit both of us."

Ignatius:
"But. Why."

Eliza:
"So uh, it's fair to say that this Pichu is completely crushed."

Fifi:
Fifi's Attack rose!

Passefaro:
Passefaro gained 20 experience! (110) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 11

Sabina:
"Argh.. Man, if my master were here, she could heal it, but..."

Sabina:
"Well, we have to go the Center anyway."

Sabina:
"But, REALLY, why??"

Eliza:
"Your guess is as good as mine. I think some discipline will be needed."

Galf:
Galf's HP rose!

Ignatius:
"It needs a good beating."

Gattei:
chirp chirp motherfucker

Nick:
*teleports behind u*

Eliza:
"Back into the ball. I'll have to limp for now, but I assure you I will be teaching you a thing or too once I'm done healing everyone."

Gattei:
type advantage be damned

Passefaro:
I'm a proud goat, get rekt

Fifi:
YOU KNOW I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WON.

Ivan:
"Huh, weird. Do goats eat rats or something? You wouldn't think it..."

Gattei:
but you DIDN'T

Gattei:
you snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

Gattei:
truly talented

Fifi:
Gonna snatch UR ASS from the jaws of MY JAWS

Gattei:
gay

Eliza:
"How'd your battle go, I want to guess that it looks unfavorable from what I can gather?" She peers over at Nixon as he comes over, "You as well?"

Sabina:
"I'll forgive you for that this time, but...keep that thing under control! Who knows what it would've been like if it were POison/Electric?"

Nick:
"Yeah, well. Could've gone better."

Nick:
"It took to the trees and the branches kept getting in the way..."

Rayner:
"Ah, don't beat yourself up over it! I think I did enough of that for one day."

Nick:
oi m8 fuk u

Ivan:
"Well it could've been worse. Galf wanted to eat the pig so bad that it exploded when he bit into it...And that took Galf out. But mine got the finishing blow so I technically won. That counts!"

Nick:
"His bird's a slippery little devil."

Ivan:
"What type was your weasel again? Water and what?"

Gattei:
Zap type

Nick:
"I don't want to talk about it, alright?"

Jondo:
"Wait, the bird guy won?"

Eliza:
"I wish I could've witnessed more of what everyone's Pokemon could do but I was a bit preoccupied. But anyway, let's all head down to my office and get these injuries healed."

Jondo:
"The hell did that happen?"

Ivan:
"....Yeah gotcha." He chuckled a bit as it blatantly confirmed it being electric.

Nick:
"What's with you?" He changes the subject immediately. "Why are you all messed up?" @Eliza

Sabina:
"She, uh, attacked herself."

Eliza:
"Walk and talk, I'm sure you can keep up with my incredible pace." She waves her hand, and shrugs off the remark, "My goat attacked me while I was healing up the Pichu."

Jondo:
"What? Did EVERYTHING explode?"

Jondo:
"Are these Pokemon rigged or something?"

Ivan:
"The goat went savage and tried to eat the rat or something."

Nick:
"...yeesh, and I thought MINE was going to be a problem. All it did was poke a pig."

Cassandra:
and fuck it for that

Cassandra:
i poked back

Cassandra:
you pull the pork, the pork pushes back

Eliza:
"I think mine's the high roller for danger here. Again I'll get whipping that goat into shape after providing health services."
Tokens dropped onto map 'University Park' by player Emergency (Player)

Eliza:
Eliza is healed and gains 10 hit points.

Eliza:
Eliza is healed and gains 16 hit points.

Nurse Jackie:
what're you doing back here

Eliza:
u work for me betch

Eliza:
except I'm not the head anymore so fuck me

Nurse Jackie:
i work for no one, i'm an Irish doctor

Nurse Jackie:
I fix broken limbs by breaking them back the other way

Eliza:
you sound like my kind of doctor

Passefaro:
same

Nurse Jackie:
for everything else, there's whiskey

Passefaro:
8 die

Eliza:
Eliza used a random move! Eliza used Luster Purge!

Eliza:
what even is this move
Warlord:
He nodded to Eliza. "I'll make absolutely sure you get it." He went up to go claim it along with his own. "Good thinking. The city boy will get tired fast and probably have to ride it most of the way."

Passefaro:
ill bulldoze him

Eliza:
1

Eliza:
reigen
Passefaro whispers: how do I go about this planting buisness, I'm looking at the growing page and I have no idea
You whisper to Emergency: you plant a berry, then roll each day to see if it yielded anything