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[10:10] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
[10:10] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:10] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR. We will be moving to #DTG upon the start of DTG0.
[10:10] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:10] ?GG: ...
[10:10] CPP: ?
[10:10] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[10:10] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:10] CCU: /chess
[10:10] CCU: CT, do you play chess?
[10:11] CPP: (( :/ ))
[10:11] CURRENT corellonicTechnologist [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:11] CCT: No.
[10:11] CCU: ...
[10:11] CCU: /undo
[10:11] CPP: ((there was already a reward earned by playing chess))
[10:11] CCU: ((Wait, so winning isn't going to get us anywhere?))
[10:11] CCU: ((Darn.))
[10:11] CPP: ((I didn't say that))
[10:11] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:11] ?TT: ((We didn't WIN yet though.))
[10:11] CPP: ((I just said you got something by playing))
[10:12] CCU: Well, | was hoping someone could win.
[10:12] ?TT: ((Ehhh let's see if we can get something else.))
[10:12] CCU: But |'m busy playing Terraria.
[10:12] ?TT: ((I allllmost won.
[10:12] ?TT: ))
[10:12] ?GG: which are you going to be again
[10:12] ?GG: black?
[10:12] ?GG: /chess
[10:13] CPP: (( :/ ))
[10:13] ?TT: No.
[10:13] ?GG: :/
[10:13] ?TT: /game 4
[10:13] CPP: (( :/ ))
[10:13] ?TT: What.
[10:13] ?TT: Fine.
[10:13] ?GG: /game 1
[10:13] ?TT: /game 2
[10:14] CPP: [INPUT: /game 1]
[10:14] CPP: [OUTPUT: Begin JEFF THE SCIENTIST.]
[10:14] CPP: [JEFF THE SCIENTIST - NEW GAME >CONTINUE< OPTIONS QUIT]
[10:14] ?GG: >continue<
[10:15] CPP: [>CONTINUE<]
[10:15] CPP: [Picking up from where we last left off... Please wait...]
[10:17] CPP: [You have set alarms on your PHONE for 6:01, 7:01, 8:01, 8:30, and 8:45 in preparation for THE EXECUTION, an event where PROJECT BINARY will be turned on for the first time. You're still in your LAB, and have handed several important FILES to ADVANCED SUPERIOR AMPERSAND, who told you not to be late under any circumstances. It's currently 5:42 PM.]
[10:17] CCU: >Consider what to do.
[10:17] ?GG: >contemplate Ampersand's password
[10:17] CPP: [> Consider what to do.]
[10:18] CPP: [You honestly don't know what TO do. You could hang around on your computer for a while, or you could take a walk throughout the facility and see the last-minute preperations other scientists are working on. You know all the roads across this place, and can get anywhere in a fairly short amount of time.]
[10:18] CPP: [> Contemplate Ampersand's password.]
[10:18] CCT: Oh my god.
[10:19] ?GG: what >_>
[10:19] CCT: Stan was the mastermind.
[10:19] CPP: [WHOA! That's confidential shit right there! Knowing the passwords of ADVANCED SUPERIORS is punishable by immediate termination - you die and lose your job, in that order. You don't even want to contemplate contemplating AMPERSAND's password!]
[10:19] CCT: IT WAS HIM!
[10:19] CPP: ((welcome to season 2))
[10:19] CCT: HE UNLEASHED THE ULTIMATE POWER!
[10:19] CPP: ((metaphorically speaking it goes downhill from here))
[10:19] CCT: Don't give me spoilers.
[10:19] CCT: ((So it Jumped the Shark?))
[10:19] CPP: ((actually speaking, now things get interesting.))
[10:19] ?GG: that's not really metaphorical
[10:19] CPP: [> ...]
[10:20] ?GG: in any way
[10:20] CPP: ((don't question it))
[10:20] ?GG: >Be Ampersand
[10:20] CCT ceased responding to memo.

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[10:20] CPP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTG2.
[10:20] CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:20] [#DTG2] Welcome to the official Destroy the Godmodder memo. Rules and Information: http://pastebin.com/CakbwSZR. We will be moving to #DTG upon the start of DTG0.
[10:20] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:20] ?TT: >Contemplate on things one could do in slightly more detail, if you cannot currently be Ampersand.
[10:20] CPP: ((YOU CAN'T BE AMPERSAND))
[10:20] ??? genericGamer [?GG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[10:20] ?GG: bah
[10:20] CPP: [> Contemplate on things one could do in slightly more detail.]
[10:21] CAA ceased responding to memo.
[10:21] ?GG: >Recap names of all known advanced credential people
[10:21] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:21] CCU: ((That's basically ampersand and Richard.))
[10:22] ?GG: >Including ones not yet introduced
[10:22] CPP: [You could browse the APERTURE LABORATORIES INTERSTATE TUBULAR NETWORK and pass the time, but there are several BLOCKED addresses that you wouldn't be able to access. You can access the NETWORK through your APERTURE SCIENCE CERTIFIED CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT that's below your APERTURE SCIENCE HARDWOOD-BASED RECTANGULAR SURFACE known as a DESK. Yes, that's how things are said around here. It infuriates you to no end, but you asked for detail, so that's what you're getting.]
[10:23] CPP: [You could alternatively head out of your LABORATORY and stroll around the FACILITY, talking with other SCIENTISTS who are possibly working on last-minute arrangements for PROJECT BINARY or just talking with them about other things.]
[10:23] CPP: [You could alternatively go out of your way and head to less-traveled locations around the FACILITY, such as SECRET CORRIDORS, UTILITY ROOMS, and OTHER INTERESTING LOCALES.]
[10:24] CPP: [> Recap names of all known advanced credential people.]
[10:24] CPP: ERROR
[10:24] CPP: YOU HONESTLY THINK IT'LL BE THAT EASY?
[10:24] ?GG: >Go to secret corridors
[10:25] CPP: [> Go to secret corridors.]
[10:26] CPP: [Okay, but they're pretty out of the way. You move out of your LABORATORY and into BASIC-LEVEL CORRIDOR D. The CORRIDOR is fairly narrow, and many DOORS line both sides of the CORRIDOR, each containing a SCIENTIST'S own LAB. All of them will be gradually filing out for THE EXECUTION, but seeing as it's pretty early, you can probably do whatever you want undetected.]
[10:26] CPP: [There are GATEWAYS on each end of the CORRIDOR. You'll need to input your own CREDENTIALS to pass through.]
[10:27] ?GG: >go further away from execution
[10:27] ?TT: >Why would you do that?
[10:28] CCU: >|nput Credentials.
[10:28] CAA ceased responding to memo.
[10:28] ?GG: because there's a higher chance for empty offices
[10:28] CPP: [On which GATEWAY?]
[10:28] ?GG: the one leading further away
[10:29] CPP: [The CENTRAL CHAMBER is to the EAST, so you head to the WEST GATEWAY. You input your CREDENTIALS on the TERMINAL lodged into the wall next to the GATEWAY and it slides open, allowing you entry through. It'll stay open until you pass through it or sixty seconds pass.]
[10:29] ?TT: ((Why are we looking for empty offices?))
[10:29] ?GG: easier to snoop around
[10:32] ?GG: >pass through gate
[10:33] CPP: [You head through the GATEWAY and it shuts behind you. You're now in a chamber with a set of STAIRCASES - one leading to the FIFTH FLOOR, and one leading to the THIRD FLOOR. There's a HALLWAY in front of you and a HALLWAY to your left.]
[10:33] ?GG: >go down
[10:34] CPP: [You go down to the THIRD FLOOR. You end up in a similar room - one with two STAIRCASES and two HALLWAYS. A lone SCIENTIST appears to be in the middle of the room on his phone.]
[10:34] ?GG: >Go up to scientist
[10:35] CPP: [You walk up to the SCIENTIST. He doesn't notice you, absorbed on his phone.]
[10:35] ?GG: >steal the phone
[10:35] CURRENT absoluteAlternate [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[10:35] CAA: >no
[10:35] CCU: >NO
[10:35] ?TT: >no
[10:35] CCU: >listen to what he's saying
[10:35] CPP: [> Listen to what he's saying.]
[10:36] CPP: [He's not talking to anyone. He's just playing a game - it looks like he's playing MINECRAFT.]
[10:36] CAA: >Recognize him
[10:36] ?GG: >contemplate whether minecraft is allowed
[10:36] CPP: [> Recognize him.]
[10:36] CPP: [Yeah, you remember this guy. His name is BILLY. He just sort of stays in the background most of the time, not drawing any attention to himself. You wonder why he came down here.]
[10:37] CPP: [He's BASIC LEVEL, by the way.]
[10:37] CPP: [> Contemplate whether or not Minecraft is allowed.]
[10:37] CPP: [It isn't. Given BILLY's tendency to stare into space, you wonder if he got the memo or not.]
[10:37] CAA: >Remember what level you are
[10:37] CCU: >Remind Billy.
[10:37] CPP: [> Remember what level you are.]
[10:37] CPP: [You're BASIC LEVEL as well.]
[10:38] CPP: [> Remind Billy.]
[10:38] CPP: [You decide to remind Billy about standard procedure at APERTURE.]
[10:38] CPP: ["Hey there, Billy. You do remember that Minecraft isn't exactly allowed on Aperture grounds, right?]
[10:38] ?GG: >remember reason for banning of minecraft
[10:39] CPP: ["Of course. You think just because I seem unfocused means I am unfocused, huh? I know full well the rules. I'm playing SurvivalCraft.]
[10:39] CPP: [> Remember reason for banning of Minecraft.]
[10:39] CPP: [So that no one else would fall into THE GODMODDER's scheme.]
[10:39] ?GG: okay just double checking
[10:39] CAA: >Email Mojang to sue SurvivalCraft
[10:40] ?TT: >...Naaaah.
[10:41] CAA: >Remember any intermediate clearance levels
[10:41] CPP: [> Remember any intermediate clearance levels.]
[10:41] CPP: [There's no such thing.]
[10:42] ?TT: >Wonder if isolated computers were affected by the Godmodder's virus
[10:43] CAA: >Look for other employees
[10:43] ?GG: >Contemplate how many people were fired for having Minecraft accounts
[10:43] CPP: [> Wonder if isolated computers were affected by the Godmodder's virus.]
[10:43] CPP: [Every computer with a copy of MINECRAFT was affected, or so you've heard.]
[10:43] ?TT: >Kind of strange, that.
[10:43] CPP: [> Contemplate how many people were fired for having Minecraft accounts.]
[10:43] CPP: [You don't get fired around here. You get killed. THEN you get fired.]
[10:43] CPP: [> Look for other employees.]
[10:43] ?TT: >Do people get killed-then-fired for having Minecraft accounts?
[10:44] ?GG: >Fine, contemplate number of murderfired employees
[10:44] ?TT: Or having had Minecraft accounts.
[10:44] CPP: [Great idea! The best place to start would be to find the REC ROOM, which shouldn't be too far from here. It's at the end of the NORTH HALLWAY, if you remember.]
[10:44] CPP: [> Contemplate number of murderfired employees for having Minecraft accounts.]
[10:44] CAA: >Go there
[10:44] CPP: [9.]
[10:44] CPP: [> Go there.]
[10:44] ?TT: >....9. Ouch.
[10:44] ?TT: >That seems a bit harsh.
[10:44] CPP: [Alright; you walk down the NORTH HALLWAY and head through the GATEWAY, entering the REC ROOM.]
[10:44] ?TT: >For circumstantial problems
[10:45] ?TT: .
[10:45] CAA: >Look around for advanced employees
[10:45] CAA: Why the hell are you using arrows Net
[10:45] ?TT: Because arrows.
[10:45] CPP: [Contrary to its name, the REC ROOM isn't a ROOM made for RECREATION. It's just a ROOM with a ton of couches and a TV set to broadcast news relating to THE GODMODDER and the WAR AGAINST HIM.]
[10:45] ?TT: Because I want to
[10:45] CPP: [> Look around for advanced employees.]
[10:45] ?TT: >Check broadcasts.
[10:46] ?TT: >See if any of the Anti-Godmodder livestreams are on in the REC ROOM.
[10:46] CPP: [ADVANCED EMPLOYEES are distinguished from BASIC EMPLOYEES because ADVANCED ones wear black lab coats whilst BASIC ones wear white. With that in mind, you see one ADVANCED PERSONNEL in the room, at the far corner of it. He's drinking some BEER and watching the TV SCREEN nervously.]
[10:46] CPP: [> Check broadcasts.]
[10:47] ?TT: >Lok at ADVANCED SUPERIOR afterwards. What is his symbol?
[10:47] CAA: >Focus on broadcast the guy is watching
[10:47] ?TT: *Look at.))
[10:47] CPP: [You look at the TV. There's a news segment running a story about how a player of MINECRAFT was allegedly driven to suicide because of THE GODMODDER's VIRUS.]
[10:47] ?TT: (( He's on the most plugined server ever, I doubt THAT.
[10:47] CPP: [You don't know if it's sensationalized or what, but if it's true, then this GODMODDER deserves what's coming to him.]
[10:47] ?TT: ))
[10:47] CPP: [> Look at ADVANED SUPERIOR afterwards.]
[10:48] CPP: [This isn't an ADVANCED SUPERIOR, just an ADVANCED PERSONNEL. ADVANCED SUPERIORS are rarely ever seen alone, always traveling in groups. The one visiting you was a very odd occurence.]
[10:48] ?TT: >Look at Advanced Personnel
[10:48] ?TT: >Attempt to be Advanced Personnel.
[10:49] CPP: ((oh my god net))
[10:49] CAA: >Ignore Net, do my thing
[10:49] ?TT: ((*shrug* It was worth a shot.))
[10:49] CPP: ((we already looked at the broadcast...))
[10:49] CAA: >Begin year long courtship with him, until you earn him complete trust
[10:50] CAA: His*
[10:50] CPP: [> Begin year long courtship with him until you earn his complete trust.]
[10:50] CPP: [...Nah.]
[10:51] CAA: Hmm...
[10:51] CAA: >Recall his name
[10:51] CPP: [> Recall his name.]
[10:52] CPP: [You think you remember this guy. His name is JOHNSON.]
[10:52] ?TT: Is it his first or last?
[10:52] CPP: [Both. He's unrelated to CAVE JOHNSON, though.]
[10:53] CAA: >Is his name Johnson or Johnson Johnson
[10:53] CPP: [Johnson Johnson.]
[10:54] CCU: ((Terraria Playthrough going well. I got to the bottom of the Ocean and looted a great deal of stuff.))
[10:54] CAA: >Talk
[10:54] CCU: ((I mean the legit one.))
[10:55] CPP: [> Talk.]
[10:55] CCU: ((Gear includes a Gi, Lifeform Analyzer, Trident, and Emerald Staff.))
[10:55] CPP: [What do you say?]
[10:55] CAA: >How horrible the news is
[10:56] CPP: ["The news sure is horrible, huh.]
[10:56] CPP: [He turns to look at you.]
[10:56] CPP: ["...Yep. Every day it just gets worse and worse."]
[10:56] ?TT: >Contemplate standing of the Descendants/Anti-Godmodders.
[10:57] CAA: >We do good work here
[10:57] CPP: ["We're doing good work here.]
[10:57] CPP: ["...Right. Good work."]
[10:57] CPP: ["I think I know you, huh? You worked on building the machine, right?"]
[10:57] ?TT: ((Did we?))
[10:58] CPP: ((ye))
[10:58] CAA: >Recall what he does
[10:58] CPP: [> Recall what he does.]
[10:58] CPP: [You have no idea. You only know him for his odd name.]
[10:58] ?TT: >Recall what you did, explicate to the man what you do and hope for reciprocity.
[10:59] ?TT: >And what you do.
[10:59] CPP: ["Yeah, that was me. I built some of the important parts. Name's Jeff.]
[11:00] CPP: ["Mmh. Johnson. But I bet you know that already. Everyone does."]
[11:00] ?TT: "Yeah."
[11:00] CCU: ((Guys. I made a Suspicious Looking Eye. Should I go for Eye of Cthulhu?))
[11:00] CAA: >So... Uh... What do you do?
[11:01] CCU: ((140 Life, 100 Mana, Tungsten Bow, Trident, Celestial Emerald Staff.))
[11:01] CPP: ["So... Uh... What do you do?]
[11:01] CPP: ["Me? I helped code it."]
[11:01] CPP: ["You probably know this, but the Superiors did most of the work on coding the thing."]
[11:02] CPP: ["I picked up the scraps. I did some bug testing, fixed whatever errors there were left..."]
[11:02] CPP: ["And I've gotta tell you, this thing is totally unreal. It's not like anything that we've seen on this earth. It's coding is... well.]
[11:02] CPP: ["I'd tell you everything, but it's classified. Advanced security and all that."]
[11:03] CPP: ["I've probably told you more than I should have already, but you look like the kind of guy who can keep a fuck."]
[11:03] ?TT: "Yeah. I don't particularly want to be terminated."
[11:03] CPP: [His expression darkens.]
[11:03] CPP: [You turn around.]
[11:03] CAA: Keep a what
[11:03] CPP: [Three ADVANCED SUPERIORS have walked into the room.]
[11:03] ?TT: ((Scratch that!))
[11:03] CPP: ["I've gotta go."]
[11:03] ?TT: ...>Look at Advanced Superiors.
[11:03] CPP: [Johnson attempts to walk out of the room, but three more ADVANCED SUPERIORS walk in on the other side.]
[11:04] CPP: [Everyone has noticed them now.]
[11:04] ?TT: >Attemptto be Advanced Superior Hive Mind Controller.
[11:04] CPP: [One of the SUPERIORS, one who you do not recognize, talks.]
[11:04] CPP: ["Johnson, you're coming with us."]
[11:04] ?TT: ((Yikes.))
[11:04] CPP: [Johnson panics, trying to run past them.]
[11:04] CPP: [The SUPERIOR sighs, pulls out a gun, and blows Johnson's head apart.]
[11:04] CPP: [No one moves.]
[11:05] ?TT: >..............................................
[11:05] ?TT: >*stay perfectly still until they leave*
[11:05] CPP: [The SUPERIOR walks to Johnson's corpse and puts a device on it. In seconds, his body is incinerated. The SUPERIOR adjusts his suit, then addresses the crowd.]
[11:06] CPP: ["Call me Superior Interrobang, if you will. Johnson over there was caught playing Minecraft on his computer, and, well. I'm sure you all know the punishment for that. He's been relieved from duty. We suspect he came here to try and hide, and drink away his worries. But he knows what he's done. And we know what he's done.]
[11:06] CPP: [INTERROBANG smiles.]
[11:06] CPP: ["Carry on."]
[11:06] ?TT: >?! or !??
[11:06] CPP: [Make that 10.]
[11:07] CPP: [It is 6:01 PM.]
[11:07] CPP: [The six SUPERIORS walk out of the room. You do not see AMPERSAND among them.]
[11:07] CAA: >What time is the thing
[11:07] CCU: >Quickly check their nametags as they leave.
[11:07] CPP: [It's in three hours, but you're to be there at 9:00.]
[11:07] ?TT: ((9:00 we have to be there, it's 9:01.))
[11:07] CPP: [You manage to see the nametags of one of them, and it has this symbol: ^]
[11:08] ?TT: ((So so far, caret^, interrobang?!, and ampersand&.))
[11:08] CAA: >Wonder why employees don't fucking play at home or something
[11:08] ?TT: ((Well.))
[11:08] ?TT: >^^^
[11:09] ?TT: >&.
[11:09] CPP: [This IS your home. You are ordered to live here under GOVERNMENT rule so you don't tell the outside world what's going on.]
[11:09] CPP: [And why JOHNSON was playing MINECRAFT was his business, not yours. You have no idea why he decided to play at all anyway.]
[11:09] ?TT: >Wonder if you can leave the base.
[11:10] CPP: [> Wonder if you can leave the base.]
[11:10] CPP: [No. Definitely not.]
[11:10] CAA: >Leave Rec Room, look for other advanced personnel
[11:10] ?TT: >Wonder if he was actually playing Minecraft...Wouldn't that have been filtered out?
[11:10] ?TT: >I mean, website blocking...
[11:10] CCU: >Recall if you know where Johnson's office was.
[11:10] CPP: [> Leave Rec Room, look for other advanced personnel.]
[11:10] ?TT: >Ahem. I was first.
[11:10] CAA: ... no
[11:11] ?TT: >Ponder plausibility of actually having played Minecraft.
[11:11] ?TT: ((Ooops sorry.))
[11:11] ?TT: ((Either way do that.))
[11:11] ?TT: >Ponder plausibility of PLAYING Minecraft.
[11:12] ?TT: >Recall if other Minecraft platforms were affected by The Operation?
[11:12] CPP: [You leave the REC ROOM and head back to the NORTH HALLWAY. You don't exactly know where you'd find ADVANCED PERSONNEL. You could definitely find them in the ADVANCED-LEVEL CORRIDORS, but obviously, those require ADVANCED CREDENTIALS to get into. Your best shot would probably be the CENTRAL CHAMBER where THE EXECUTION will be held - ADVANCED PERSONNEL should be gradually making their way there at various times to prepare.]
[11:12] CPP: [> Wonder if he was actually playing Minecraft - wouldn't that be blocked?]
[11:12] CCU: ((Twin said that in this version of earth it was only released on the PC.))
[11:12] ?TT: ((Ah. K.))
[11:13] CPP: [Yes, MINECRAFT is blocked. But you're fairly certain that, in a lab full of computer scientists, there could be someone who can get around that limitation.]
[11:13] CPP: [> Recall if you know where Johnson's office was.]
[11:13] ?TT: >And all the block-circumnventing sites. >And the minecraft.exe >And antivirus flags. >And government surveillance omnipresence so how did they not just see it happen and shut it off in the first place?
[11:14] CPP: [In one of the ADVANCED-LEVEL CORRIDORS - you think CORRIDOR E, but you're not sure. Either way, won't be able to find out. You can't get into ADVANCED-LEVEL CORRIDORS, and JOHNSON's office will be purged of all of his belongings shortly. Uncoincidentally, APERTURE SCIENCE is now hiring.]
[11:14] ?TT: >I mean, they moved you into this complex for the express purpose of security, they probably measure what you take in and put out. For crying out loud...
[11:14] CPP: STOP
[11:14] ?TT: >Think about promotions. Do they happen?
[11:14] CPP: STOP
[11:14] ?TT: ((I stopped.))
[11:15] CPP: [> How did they not see it happen and shut it off in the first place?]
[11:15] CPP: [You don't think you have an answer to that.]
[11:15] ?TT: ((But basically, sum it up as >Paranoia happen.))
[11:15] CPP: [> Think about promotions. Do they happen?]
[11:15] CPP: [Yes. If a BASIC-LEVEL EMPLOYEE is doing very well, the ADVANCED SUPERIORS will convene and see if they think they're ready to be PROMOTED. It happens occasionally, and you've been hoping to be PROMOTED for some time - but to no avail.]
[11:16] CAA: >Think about ways to eliminate competition
[11:16] ?TT: >Hope that the ADVANCED SUPERIORS will not pass you over this time, in any case.
[11:17] CAA: Will you stop being unhelpful.
[11:17] CPP: <=red>[> Think about ways to eliminate competition.]
[11:17] CAA: What the hell is that command going to accomplish.
[11:17] ?TT: ((oping that the advanced superiors will not pass you over.))
[11:18] CAA: ...
[11:18] CPP: [> Eliminating competition... Sabotaging the work of others WILL be noticed, and thus highly counterproductive. You don't see a reasonable way to do it.]
[11:18] CPP: ((FINALLY rejoined TIW))
[11:18] ?TT: ((Well it MIGHT work, and it really can't hurt to try.))
[11:18] CAA: >Think about your coding ability
[11:18] CAA: ...
[11:18] CAA: Okay, let's say it works.
[11:19] CAA: You successfully /hope/ you'll be promoted.
[11:19] CAA: Congratul-fucking-ations
[11:19] ?TT: ((Positive thinking totally works. ;P))
[11:19] CPP: [> Think about your coding ability.]
[11:20] CPP: [You're not too great at coding. You're good with building things.]
[11:21] CAA: >Check quality of surveillance in common areas
[11:21] CCU: >Keep looking for secret areas. That's your best bet to accomplish anything at this point.
[11:21] CPP: [> Check quality of surveillance in common areas.]
[11:22] CPP: [There are CAMERAS everywhere. EVERYWHERE. She once used them to track Her TEST SUBJECTS, and now the ADVANCED SUPERIORS use them to track all of you.]
[11:22] CPP: [> Keep looking for secret areas.]
[11:22] CAA: >Remember when you started work here
[11:23] ?TT: >Remember if any Aperture employees were brought on to payroll.
[11:23] CPP: [Alright. There's one right beneath your feet, and it's not even that well-kept of a secret. There are probably people there right now.]
[11:23] CPP: [> Remember when you started work here.]
[11:24] CPP: [It was a while ago, before the GOVERNMENT OCCUPATION... You left after you grew fed up with how the GLaDOS project was going, and that was for the better, seeing as everyone involved ultimately died. You came back once you learned APERTURE was hiring, and now you're in this mess.]
[11:24] CAA: >Remember if you were an advanced personnel then
[11:24] CPP: [> Remember if you were an advanced personnel then.]
[11:25] CPP: [BASIC and ADVANCED PERSONNEL didn't exist back then.]
[11:25] CAA: >Remember if you were high ranking
[11:26] CPP: [> Remember if you were high ranking.]
[11:26] CPP: [You were in pretty much the same position you're in now - you helped build GLaDOS.]
[11:26] CAA: Well darn.
[11:26] CAA: >Recall old username and password anyways
[11:27] CPP: [You don't remember them, if you had them at all.]
[11:27] CAA: >Think about any old Glados era employees who are here now
[11:28] ?TT: *GLaDOS.
[11:28] CAA: No, fuck that.
[11:28] ?TT: Bah.
[11:28] CPP: [> Think about any old GLaDOS-era employees who are here now.]
[11:29] CPP: [Only the few that had the common sense to quit the project remain. You know for a fact that RICHARD is one of them, and so is BILLY.]
[11:29] CPP: [JOHNSON... was.]
[11:29] ?TT: >Was there a Doug?
[11:29] CPP: [We don't talk about DOUG.]
[11:29] CAA: Billy?
[11:29] ?TT: >Why don't we talk about Doug?
[11:29] CPP: ((the guy playing survivalcraft))
[11:29] CPP: [Who?]
[11:29] ?TT: >Was he insane or something?
[11:29] CAA: >Remember if Billy was high ranking
[11:29] CPP: [Was who insane?]
[11:30] ?TT: >The guy we don't talk about.
[11:30] CPP: [> Remember if Billy was high ranking?]
[11:30] CPP: [Yes, he was. He was pretty high up, but something went wrong at one point while he was working on GLaDOS, and he hasn't been the same since.]
[11:30] CPP: [What guy we don't talk about?]
[11:31] CAA: >Go to Billy, reminiscence on Glados days
[11:31] CAA: /brb, probably
[11:31] ?TT: >Was there a guy who carted around a Companion Cube a lot?
[11:31] CPP: [We don't talk about DOUG.]
[11:31] CPP: [OBEY THE ADVANCED SUPERIORS]
[11:31] CAA: Try to shake the old credentials out of him
[11:31] CPP: [THEY WATCH YOU AND YOU DON'T WATCH THEM]
[11:31] CPP: [DON'T QUESTION AUTHORITY]
[11:31] CPP: [OBEY THE ADVANCED SUPERIORS]
[11:31] CPP: [THEY WATCH YOU AND YOU DON'T WATCH THEM]
[11:31] CPP: [DON'T QUESTION AUTHORITY]
[11:32] CPP: [OBEY THE ADVANCED SUPERIORS]
[11:32] CPP: [THEY WATCH YOU AND YOU DON'T WATCH THEM]
[11:32] CPP: [DON'T QUESTION AUTHORITY]
[11:32] ?TT: >Oh dear I think we broke it.
[11:32] CCU: ((Hey net!))
[11:32] CCU: ((I have a brilliant idea!))
[11:32] CPP: [We dpm
[11:32] CAA: "We"
[11:32] CPP: [#!@#
[11:32] ?TT: ((What.))
[11:32] CCU: ((LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT DOUG. PERIOD.))
[11:32] CPP: ['t TA $!@oug.]
[11:32] CPP: ERROR
[11:32] ?TT: >Oooookay that was creepy.
[11:32] CPP: GAME DATA CORRUPTED
[11:33] CAA: Off
[11:33] CPP: THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET
[11:33] CAA ceased responding to memo.
[11:33] CPP: [Would you like to save your game?]
[11:33] CPP: [>Y</N]
[11:33] ?TT: >Y<
[11:33] CPP: [Saving...]
[11:33] CPP: [Saving...]
[11:33] CPP: [Saving...]
[11:33] CPP: [Game saved.]
[11:33] CPP: [INPUT: ...]
[11:34] CCU: >Options<
[11:34] CPP: ((youre not in the game anymore, you got force closed from it))
[11:36] ?TT: /game 2
[11:36] ?TT: ?
[11:36] CPP: ((alright, I'm gonna go))
[11:36] CPP: ((see you guys tomorrow))
[11:36] ?TT: G'night.
[11:36] CPP: Six days until Zero Hour.