Ex-Aid vs. Cure Puzz Never Ending

p5
>Hah...
>Hah...
>This is tough... If I push my body any further, it'll shave away at my heart...

>So this is the game that's been giving mankind eternal suffering...
>Cure Puz!!

>A game that specializes in bullying its players and breaking their hearts...
>This world's hell....

>But no matter what game it is...
>I, Genius Gamer M,
>will clear this with no continues!!
>Uwooooooh!!

p6
>This is the Medical First-Aid Center calling the Computer Rescue Center.
>We have reports of men collapsing on the street. We believe it to be a Bugster Virus.

>In order to retrieve information on the patients, head over to the scene immediately.

>I'm a doctor from CR!
>Is where the report about Game Disease came from!?
>awawa
>Eeeh!? What is this... So cruel!!

>Everyone downtown are holding onto their smartphones while the life is being drained out of them!!
>There's no doubt a powerful Bugster is behind this!
>Uuuh...

p7
>This is like no Bugster Virus I've seen... Is it a new species?
>E-Emu! Over there!!
>There's a creepy old man!

>No, it's a Bugster that just looks like a creepy old man!!
>What are those!?
>He's spreaded gloomy things that look likes viruses!!

>That's Old Man Gizagiza, the bad guy from "PreCure Tsunagaru Puzzlun"!!
>Old Man Gizagiza!?

>The first smartphone puzzle game to use the PreCure IP. Known as "Cure Puz" for short.
>Naturally, it's a game where you'd think the difficulty would be aimed towards kids.

>But it's actually so difficult that it makes even grown men who download it scream.
>Its game system is so malicious, you can't easily clear it regardless of whether you buy in-app purchases or play for free.
>Even for a character-based game, there's so much to critique about it.
>Even the most diehard fans will tell you it's a shitty... a brutal and malicious app game.
>Hey...
>You just said "shitty"...

p8
>But it's a peace of cake for you, right, Emu?
>You are the Genius Gamer M, after all!

>...

>You can clear any game with no continues, right?
>That's why you're Genius Gamer M, right?
>I'm right, aren't I? Hey? Hey?

>Poppy...!
>Oh?

>Cure Puz... Cure Puz... can't even be called a game anymore...!!
>You're saying that with bloody tears!?
>>A Genius Gamer's pride

>Not even a genius gamer can defeat that Bugster...

>Cure Puz is a game where the player solves puzzles while PreCure deal damage to the enemy characters.
>You, the player, can't attack the enemy.

>If you want to clear this game, you're gonna need a Precure.
>Who are you...?

>Asahina Mirai. The diamond Precure that's indispensable for clearing Cure Puz...
>Cure Miracle.

p9
>Asahina... Mirai...

>The 1-Star loser character's anime style, huh?
>The one that shows up in all the gachas.
>Gweh

>Emu... Cure Puz isn't a game where the player clears puzzles.
>Popapipu Penalty

>It's a game where the puzzles defeat the player...

>It attacks with ice and poison, uses strong barriers, leaves you with no options, steals away your freedom and makes humans suffer to their extremes.
>And then the stress that comes from that gives birth to new Bugsters.

>A game made to let humans have fun is making them suffer instead.
>My heart's dancing... Emu...
>Hahahahahahahaha

p10
>In order to become a PreCure,
>I need to get Mofurun back.

>Mofurun was infected by the Bugster,
>and all the other PreCures were gradually trapped inside cards. I'm the only Precure left...

>The Cure Puz Gashat stuck inside Mofurun...
>If we can pull that out, we should be able to seperate her from the Bugster.

>So basically, that stuffed toy is your transformation item, right?
>...

>I'm often told I shouldn't be carrying around a stuffed toy at my age...
>But to me, she isn't just a stuffed toy.

>She's my precious family
>that's been with me since childhood.

>So please...

p11
>Lend me your strength.

>Honestly. A stuffed toy at this age...?
>It's not even funny...

>You plan to get in my way -mofu?
>Can't be helped -mofu...

>PreCures, take care of him, mofu!!

>Cos a guy my age
>is putting his life on the line to play a game!

p13
>very clever. Using Ex-Aid as a decoy while you take on the task of retrieving the Gashat.

>Riko!
>Thank goodness. You're okay.

>I thought you were already....
>Fufu...
>!?

p114
>That star... Riko's become a card too...
>Fufufu... Don't worry, Mirai. There's nothing to fear.
>In fact, when I got sealed into a card, I understood it very well. This is way more magnificent...
>Magnificent?

>That's right. If we're in the game world, we can never die.
>Even if our series ended in reality long ago, we can be revived countless times in the game world.
>We've been freed from the yoke of life and death and granted eternal life.
>"Gasharun" is our new God that has granted us life...

>Mirai... You should let yourself be sealed too. You should understand how wonderful Cure Puz is.

>...No.
>Riko... would never say something like that.

>Riko is aiming to become a splendid magician!!
>Reviving yourself by spinning a Gasha? You're just repeating the same thing over and over!
>Even if you come back to life, you'll never make any progress! Cure Puz doesn't even have a progress system! At the most, all you'll get is a special move!
>The Riko I know wouldn't lose to a Gasha!!!

p15
>...I see.
>Never mind then...

>I'll just seal you by force!!
>!!

>Not gonna happen!!

>Cure Puz's characters are altered from the original!!
>She's not the character you know anymore!!
>She's an inhabitant of the world of Cure Puz that's being ruled over by violence and stress...!!

>That's... That's just...

p16
>Mofurun...

>Mofurun... You know me, right? You remember me?

>Gizagiza~ Your words can't reach her anymore~
>Not then, Mofurun. Seal away the final Precure.
>Mofu.

>No way...
>Uuh...

>On top of not being able to attack, we're losing in terms of defense too...
>Should I use these bmobs I've been saving up to turn things around...?

>Deh!!

>!!

p17
>Mirai-chan!

>Hey, Mofurun... Even if Cure Puz's shi-...

>brutal methods have sent your character in a frenzy and made you forget about me, I won't forget about you...

>Do you remember going to the beach and the festival with Riko and Ha-chan...?
>We helped run a store with everyone in the Magical Realm for Halloween...
>It's because you were there that I got to meet Riko, Ha-chan, and everyone...
>We went to so many places, experience so many things, met so many people...
>Ever since I was a child... you've been by my side, so now I'm here with you...

p18
>So no matter what happens...
>I'll never forget you!!

>Mofurun...

p19
>cough
>cough

>I'm still alive...?
>I'm still sturdy after falling 250m...

>Even if the Earth is ruined, the night sky is still full of stars -mofu...

>So I will never forget Mirai either -mofu.

>...Just now
>you said... Mirai...

>Mofurun~!!
>Mirai, that hurts, mofu...

>Phew...
>Balloon Form
>See Buttabasoul ch8

>The PreCures are disappearing.... Looks like it went well!

>Ah
>It's Mofurun
>Hah
>Hah
>Woah
>Hm?

>This is...
>PRECURE TSUNAGARU PUZZLUN!

p20
>How...
>come...

>Why do you reject me...?
>I offered you the chance to transcend your short fleeting lives and gain eternal life...

>It's true that life is fleeting and doesn't last forever.
>But that's exactly why we connect with everyone's lives so that we may live.

>Our lives connect the past to the future.
>As long as our lives, memories, and dreams are passed down, that's a greater treasure than eternal life will ever be!!

>Greater than eternal life?
>There's no such thing...! The world will soon become extinct in reality, that is precisely why we need eternal life... It is the only way to save this world...

p21
>There's more than one possibilty for life! If we can connect the lives of the past with the lives of the future,
>our lives will keep on evolving!!
>They will keep on levelling up!!
>>GASSHAN!

>Dai-Henshin!!!
>Mighty Jump! Mighty Kick! Mighty Mighty Action

>I... or rather, we...
>will change this game's destiny!!!

p22
>You transformed by yourself? Isn't that different from your setting?
>Fufu, well y'see...

>Cure Puz always has you fighting with one at a time. Since we can transform by ourselves, there's no team organization, so there's no chance to use rare cards, and all other kinds of things...
>Ah.... I've just heard the harsh reality...

>If you intend to stop this show of eternal life, then I'll just have to slice you until you're all jagged!!
>You won't get anything no matter how much you roll the gasha! You'll sink into an abyss of cash data!!

>U-Uwah! An insane amount of gloomies and ice!! He has no intention of letting your clear this!!
>No fair
>No problem. I already know how to beat him.

>Tsunagaru Puzzlun in a puzzle game you play by connecting.
>This gashat's power lets me connect a route to another world.

>So I've called upon someone we'll need to win this thing...
>Someone... Who?
>A meteorite?

p23
>Who, you ask? If you don't know, then let me tell you!
>I'm the ultimate savior who protects space!
>Super Star!!
>Shishi Red!!!

>Urgh... He's not even related to games or Precure...
>You think you can clear this shitty game with that!?
>Oh dear. Now the old man's said it too...

>!?
>Wh-What the?
>Restorative items are rising from the ground? And so many of them!?

>That's right. Cure Puz is a game where you can earn restorative items by raising your ability level.
>That's why I called upon Lucky!
>This is perfect completion
>I've lost all interest...

p24
>Restore!!
>Restore!!
>Restore!!
>Attack Up
>Finisher Gauge Max!!

>Cure Puz is a "shitty game"? That's not true.

>If you keep hitting the physics while using drop items, you'll undoubtedly clear it...

p25
>Cure Puzz is a "game" you clear by pulling your "destiny".
>In other words...

>It's a game of luck.

>That was a wonderful show...

p26
>Thanks, Ex-Aid. Cure Puz is saved thanks to you.
>No prob. If you're ever in trouble, just say the word.
>I'll help you clear it with a little co-op play.
>No... Cure Puz doesn't have any co-op multiplayer. Let's just say...

>We're friends.

p27
>With this, the townspeople should be cleared of their game disease...
>Aaah!!!
>What's wrong?
>Later~
>Yeah.

>They're not cured at all!!
>They're still exhausted with the look of death in their eyes!! It's exactly the same as on page 5!!
>s-Seriously!?

>D-Don't tell me... the overstress from Cure Puz
>had nothing to do with Bugsters...?

>Pretty much!

p28
>Next time

>PreCure Tsunagaru Puzzlun is going out of print...!
>fuhahahaha

>Cure Puz will destroy the world...
>All life is under the control of Cure Puz...
>I'll clear this even if I have to use in-app purchases...

>A human body can't withstand the PreCure Challenge. But if it's a Bugster...

>Don't use diamonds for the gasha! You should save them up to buy items!!
>Henshin!!

>To be continue... (not)