I Want my Shota Back

I Want my Shota Back
By Tina Blatchford

Tina: Me dear shota is missing. Where could he be?

Tina: Have you seen my shota?
Tanya: No, I haven't seen your shota.
Tina: Ok, thanks anyway.

Tina: Have you seen my shota?
Gabe: No, I haven't seen any shotas around here.
Tina: Ok, well thanks anyway.

Tina: Have you seen my shota?
Abraham: Why are you asking me? I haven't seen it. I 've never seen a shota in my life. I would never steal your shota. Don't ask me any more questions!
Tina: Ok, thank you anyway.

Tina: Have you seen my shota?
George: I haven't seen anything all day. I've been too busy watching Hector bathe.
Tina: Do you want me to lend you my camera?
George: Yes please.

Tina: Have you seen my shota?
Abigail: I had a shota once. ...Actually, I still have him, it's my son!
Tina: But that's not MY shota. Thank you anyways.

Tina: Have you seen my shota?
Lilly: What's a shota?
Tina: ...Thank you anyways.

Tina: No one has seen my shota. What if I never see him again? What if nobody ever finds him. My poor shota, I miss him so much...

Mami: What's the matter?
Tina: I lost my shota and no one has seen him.
Mami: What does he look like?
Tina: He's short, scrawny, and--

Tina: I HAVE SEEN MY SHOTA

Tina: YOU! YOU STOLE MY SHOTA!
Abe: *sweat*
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Tina: I love my shota.