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- EatherleyM: hi
- Creeeeeed: Hello.
- EatherleyM: go in the chat of a road less travelled, lots of fun
- Creeeeeed: Hellllo.
- LoLLerSkatez: Hello
- AllieKush: Hi
- LoLLerSkatez: How are you?
- AllieKush: My tummy hurts.
- LoLLerSkatez: Why is that?
- LoLLerSkatez: Too much food, not enough, bad food, stop talking about food?
- darky14: You know how animals eat their Fööd?
- AllieKush: I'm on my period :l
- LoLLerSkatez: Sloppily?
- LoLLerSkatez: Well that explains it haha. I feel ya wo-man
- AllieKush: Yeah I guess..
- LoLLerSkatez: What would one buy a female friend that is about 24?
- LoLLerSkatez: I honestly don't know much about what she would want.
- AllieKush: uh
- AllieKush: Perfume
- LoLLerSkatez: She did like my fancy hand sanitizer once...
- AllieKush: shoes
- LoLLerSkatez: but
- LoLLerSkatez: perfume is so vague
- LoLLerSkatez: and I have no idea what shoe size she wears lol
- LoLLerSkatez: Maybe some bath and body works like stuff
- AllieKush: Yep
- AllieKush: Chicks love that
- LoLLerSkatez: I should know but
- darky14: cheepcheep
- AllieKush: lol
- LoLLerSkatez: I don't know exactly what though
- AllieKush: You're ****ed.
- LoLLerSkatez: I could do a gift card to something also
- AllieKush: yeah
- AllieKush: or just give her money
- LoLLerSkatez: Yeah
- AllieKush: mhm
- LoLLerSkatez: I wonder if I can find something on amazon...cause I feel like buying myself stuff for feeling crappy hah
- AllieKush: why do you feel crappy?
- LoLLerSkatez: eh
- LoLLerSkatez: Cause people are crappy
- AllieKush: know the feels
- LoLLerSkatez: mhmm
- AllieKush: i wish this asshole will text me back :l
- Creeeeeed: Ello.
- AllieKush: Hi
- Creeeeeed: Hey Allie.
- Creeeeeed: How are you?
- AllieKush: I am tired and hurting
- Creeeeeed: Hurting?
- Creeeeeed: What's wrong?
- AllieKush: Im on my period and it hurts
- Creeeeeed: Ah, I see.
- AllieKush: mhmm
- AllieKush: painful mother****ers
- AllieKush: well goodnight all
- LoLLerSkatez: Night
- TwerkingTroll: mornin
- Creeeeeed: Night.
- LoLLerSkatez: Derp.
- TwerkingTroll: top of the mornin to ya
- LoLLerSkatez: Ello, you too
- TwerkingTroll: Ello back at ya
- LoLLerSkatez: How are you?
- TwerkingTroll: Jolly good
- TwerkingTroll: All right?
- TwerkingTroll: Chat up
- DemDem96: stab it with fire
- TwerkingTroll: Blunt
- TwerkingTroll: btw i am not british
- TwerkingTroll: i am new zealander
- TwerkingTroll: Cheerio
- TwerkingTroll: DANG THIS I CANT STOP HAVIN A BRITIAN ACCENT
- TwerkingTroll: oh there it is again
- LoLLerSkatez: haha
- DemDem96: jerk it
- Creeeeeed: Hellllooo.
- DemDem96: jerk it
- TwerkingTroll: Ello Creed
- Creeeeeed: Hey Troll.
- TwerkingTroll: All right?
- Creeeeeed: Indeed.
- Creeeeeed: You?
- arkter: http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Arkter
- TwerkingTroll: Jolly Good
- arkter: Thank Me :D
- TwerkingTroll: What is it laddy?
- arkter: You have to find it out for yourself :D
- Creeeeeed: Some retarded overused website.
- TwerkingTroll: Your a biggy ark
- arkter: I just uploaded a link :c
- TwerkingTroll: btw biggy means shit for u americans
- TwerkingTroll: and i am not british
- arkter: ...........
- Creeeeeed: Ark, how old are you?
- TwerkingTroll: prob 8
- arkter: Nope.
- Creeeeeed: 7.9
- arkter: If i was eight how can i do caps?
- TwerkingTroll: any1 can
- arkter: And how can i send Links :p.
- Creeeeeed: My eight year old brother does caps.
- TwerkingTroll: any1 caN DO THAT
- Creeeeeed: Well, how old are you then, ark?
- Creeeeeed: 11?
- arkter: Then how do explain 2 year olds not doing caps?
- arkter: It is on my profile 17.
- Creeeeeed: The age on your profile is a lie.
- Creeeeeed: What's your real age?
- arkter: I said it was 17.
- TwerkingTroll: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
- arkter: Well since this is useless i might as well leave.
- arkter: Troll Owned!
- Creeeeeed: More like 7.1
- Creeeeeed: I think he left.
- TwerkingTroll: lol
- TwerkingTroll: probs watchin dora
- TwerkingTroll: dora is boring
- Creeeeeed: Indeed.
- TwerkingTroll: i am gonna be british now
- TwerkingTroll: Top of the mornin to ya
- chavkill: thats irish
- TwerkingTroll: Jolly good ur educated
- TwerkingTroll: hello?
- Creeeeeed: Hello.
- TwerkingTroll: Ello there
- brangle: Hey
- arfe: hi
- Creeeeeed: Arfe.
- arfe: dang it...
- arfe: creed
- thealexman1: The nose knows
- arfe: alright
- thealexman1: This room is always dead unless there's like 5 specific people that talk to eachother
- JonS42: pretty close
- arfe: exactly
- JonS42: that is the case with every other room though
- arfe: creed why do you torment me?
- Creeeeeed: Because it makes me happy.
- arfe: i just muted creed
- TwerkingTroll: lol
- TwerkingTroll: happy is gay
- Creeeeeed: Arfe is gay.
- Creeeeeed: But he's sad.
- TwerkingTroll: lol so gay-sad
- thealexman1: I just done a hefty shit, it was very refreshing
- TwerkingTroll: how is shit refreshing
- TwerkingTroll: explain this shit
- thealexman1: I feel like I just dropped 5kg into the bowl
- thealexman1: What more explanation is needed
- TwerkingTroll: u dropped shit in a bowl
- thealexman1: Yes
- thealexman1: Where do you drop yours
- thealexman1: On a plate?
- thealexman1: Of course I used a bowl
- TwerkingTroll: so like a eating bowl
- thealexman1: No, into the bowl
- thealexman1: THE
- thealexman1: bowl
- TwerkingTroll: so u shitted in a empty bowl which u use to eat
- TwerkingTroll: in
- TwerkingTroll: OR A TOILET BOWL
- sannazzi: moro
- Creeeeeed: Hello?
- Creeeeeed: Hellllooo.
- misterfun01: let me ask you all a question, as a french guy...are american "pro life" really believing what they do/say or are they just building a huge hoax thingy?
- darky14: wat
- misterfun01: well, those people that always say abortion is bad, etc...they are so...silly? uneducated? and downright crazy?
- darky14: Christian and a mix of the three
- AngelZGamer: Religion is very important though ?
- misterfun01: i mean, who decides to fill a greenhouse with 50 000 dollars as a way to "pay tribute to aborted children" instead of using the money to help living children
- darky14: They are mostly religious fanatics, Angel, no offense though
- DesiredToDivine: Hey.
- DesiredToDivine: Darky, remember me?
- darky14: And it's probably a scam, mister, they'll spend the money on booze
- darky14: I do remember you dtd
- darky14: <3
- DesiredToDivine: Thank god for Lighty.
- DesiredToDivine: Anyway, how's it been going?
- misterfun01: darky, the money is still in that greenhouse to this day, 6years after
- darky14: o
- darky14: I'm fine dtd
- darky14: What about you?
- Creeeeeed: Hello?
- Saatana1234: http://goanimate.com/videos/0yvruSw-ATOY
- Saatana1234: watch this funny movie :D
- SextoElemento: no
- darky14: cabron
- darky14: you broke bnet yesterday
- darky14: what do you have to say for yourself
- SextoElemento: it was hot
- SextoElemento: ;)
- darky14: o-oh
- SextoElemento: very hot. ;)
- JonS42: http://media.oglaf.com/comic/beot.jpg
- SextoElemento: and silence
- French_Biscuit: Break the silence ~~
- SextoElemento: 'alomost'
- SextoElemento: kden
- MaginManiac7: b& (reply)
- To MaginManiac7: no u
- MaginManiac7: <3 (reply)
- SextoElemento: the power of alomost is real, guys
- To MaginManiac7: that's gay
- wOo0oOw: oow
- Creeeeeed: Woo.
- TacticalPlayer32: what?
- TacticalPlayer32: .....
- wOo0oOw: o.O
- wOo0oOw: ugh..creeeeeeeeeee is here
- Creeeeeed: They are only six e's
- Creeeeeed: Can't you count?
- SextoElemento: i can ****
- wOo0oOw: u can XD
- SextoElemento: 1 3 4 2 5 7 9 8 6 10!
- wOo0oOw: ? o.O
- SextoElemento: i can **** 2 ten! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- wOo0oOw: -_-
- Pandah4t: dadjokes? AMIRITE GUISE
- SextoElemento: also why did you pm me the other day wow
- wOo0oOw: that *hi* pm?
- SextoElemento: ja
- wOo0oOw: well i was pming every1 -.-
- SextoElemento: o
- wOo0oOw: i pmed 44 peeps that day..
- SextoElemento: so you were bored
- wOo0oOw: just *hi*
- wOo0oOw: yea kinda...
- Creeeeeed: Sexto, is that German?
- SextoElemento: Ja is German, yes
- SextoElemento: wow, welcome to a day in my life in that case
- wOo0oOw: ooww
- Creeeeeed: Say "coup d'etat" in German.
- SextoElemento: No
- Creeeeeed: Okaaaay then. Your loss.
- SextoElemento: I struggle with French to English, sod French to German via English
- Creeeeeed: Oh well.
- SextoElemento: silence is absolute
- wOo0oOw: ssshhh
- SextoElemento: nofuku
- wOo0oOw: o.O
- wOo0oOw: *blushes* -_-
- coolgirl2013: hehehe
- SextoElemento: obby
- wOo0oOw: V_V
- SextoElemento: i didnt fink u wntd me liek dat
- SextoElemento: ;)
- wOo0oOw: yea.....-.- and/
- wOo0oOw: ?*
- SextoElemento: where do ya want it? ;)
- wOo0oOw: o.O
- wOo0oOw: ok now i want creed
- Creeeeeed: You called?
- SextoElemento: creed
- SextoElemento: she wants DP
- SextoElemento: ;)
- Creeeeeed: Hawt.
- wOo0oOw: O.0
- wOo0oOw: oh lord......hes gone
- SextoElemento: and now I have you to myself
- SextoElemento: ;)
- coolgirl2013: ohohoh godd xD
- SextoElemento: oh, do we have another one for playtime? ;)
- coolgirl2013: nope!
- SextoElemento: oh I think we do. ;)_
- coolgirl2013: No, my bf would kill me xD
- wOo0oOw: ....*runs away*
- Creeeeeed: Does your bf know what you look like, coolgirl?
- wOo0oOw: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1979735_1420615904858564_2407546983286264386_n.jpg
- SextoElemento: creed
- wOo0oOw: can any1 go to it :'( me want those shoes so badly
- SextoElemento: pick one
- coolgirl2013: dude, im 14 **** off
- Creeeeeed: Coolgirl is gr0ss.
- Creeeeeed: I'll take woo.
- wOo0oOw: XD
- SextoElemento: fgt
- Creeeeeed: I have pics of both.
- wOo0oOw: XP
- Creeeeeed: Ecks dey.
- SextoElemento: i was going to take her you bitch
- wOo0oOw: O_O
- Creeeeeed: Survival of the fastest.
- wOo0oOw: ???? not me right?
- SextoElemento: or fattest, in your case
- SextoElemento: ;)
- coolgirl2013: *protects wow*
- Creeeeeed: but
- Creeeeeed: i'm not fat
- SextoElemento: make sure there's some left of her, will you? I want her for round two
- SextoElemento: your head is. :>
- DemDem96: better not be bugging my wow...
- wOo0oOw: :'C
- SextoElemento: **** it, dem's mine, we'll tag team cool later. ;)
- Creeeeeed: Ohohoho.
- coolgirl2013: *stiffles laugh*
- wOo0oOw: o.O
- Creeeeeed: Woo's muted me though. I'll have to settle for coolgirl.
- Creeeeeed: ey coolgirl
- coolgirl2013: Heyo
- Creeeeeed: mi dik is hangin out gurl
- coolgirl2013: idgaf
- Creeeeeed: u no
- Creeeeeed: ur mother calls me katrina
- Creeeeeed: bcus i will stick my dick in your jaw
- Creeeeeed: like the ****ing hurricane.
- coolgirl2013: I'm 14, **** off perv
- SextoElemento: then what about me, bby? ;)
- Creeeeeed: if she's old enough to count, she's old enough to mount
- Wondroid: Hello.
- Creeeeeed: Wondroid.
- Wondroid: Creed.
- wOo0oOw: O.0
- Wondroid: You're being paedo today.
- coolgirl2013: unless ur a creepypasta fan, i dun like u
- Creeeeeed: ▷creepypasta
- SextoElemento: which one dya wanna re-enact? ;)
- wOo0oOw: sexto -_-
- coolgirl2013: i dun know alot of them
- coolgirl2013: i only found some of them yesterday, before that i had noooo idea who they were except for jeff the killer
- SextoElemento: which one's dya know?
- Creeeeeed: bby we can make our own creepypasta
- SextoElemento: wow, you want some as well? ;)
- SextoElemento: yes cool
- wOo0oOw: O.0 ok now *runs away*
- SextoElemento: all three of us can make us a creepypasta. ;)
- Wondroid: So you're not a creepypasta fan, girl.
- Wondroid: dun h8 urself
- coolgirl2013: i know: jeff the killer, masky, hoodie, eyeless jack, laughing jack, sally (the little gir) and thats all i can rem
- coolgirl2013: oh, and ben drowned
- Creeeeeed: You don't know the Tunnel Snake creepypasta?
- coolgirl2013: no
- Creeeeeed: I can show you a real tunnel snake, coolgirl.
- SextoElemento: who doesn't?
- SextoElemento: "I"
- coolgirl2013: i dun like snakes
- SextoElemento: you mean, "We"
- Creeeeeed: Yes, we.
- Creeeeeed: A real tunnel snake, girl.
- coolgirl2013: Snakes freak me the hell out!
- Creeeeeed: I'm pretty sure you'd love it.
- coolgirl2013: I hate snakes
- Creeeeeed: This one's different.
- coolgirl2013: NO! PISS OFF]
- SextoElemento: we'll make the snakes don't bite. ;)
- SextoElemento: too hard. ;)
- coolgirl2013: U FKING PERV, LEMME ALONE!
- Creeeeeed: we can go alone, bby
- coolgirl2013: *kicks in the balls, HARD*
- Creeeeeed: hard
- coolgirl2013: fk, off
- Creeeeeed: just like my dick
- coolgirl2013: I'm a black belt in karate.
- Creeeeeed: Oh, you like the black ones too?
- coolgirl2013: I'm not racist, so yj
- coolgirl2013: yeah*
- Wondroid: hahaha
- coolgirl2013: i dun see anything wrong with black people, i treat them the same as all the other people
- Wondroid: So if a black man rapes you, you won't resist him because you are not racist, right?
- coolgirl2013: I probs would
- Wondroid: only racist people say no to a black dick
- coolgirl2013: But if i saw a black person getting bullied, i wouldn't walk away, i''d kick the shit outta the bullies
- Wondroid: yes, but would you suck his dick?
- coolgirl2013: I'm 14, so no
- Wondroid: it's meaningless unless you do that
- Creeeeeed: Oh, so you don't suck your boyfriend's dick?
- Creeeeeed: Coolgirl, don't make me tell them about that time you pmed me.
- JonS42: You meet a genie. He says you have one wish. If you don't wish to suck his dick he will cut your legs. What do you do?
- Wondroid: Do tell, Creed.
- Pandah4t: Suck his dick
- coolgirl2013: Yh plz, i dun rem this pm
- Creeeeeed: coolgirl2013: im sorry, i have to add u, ur awesome! (reply)
- coolgirl2013: i barely rem what i did yesterday, and it was my bday yesterday xD
- Creeeeeed: coolgirl2013: how're u?? (reply)
- Creeeeeed: To coolgirl2013: I'm fine. Thanks. You?
- coolgirl2013: Question mark?
- Creeeeeed: coolgirl2013: im good, im kinda wet tho... (reply)
- coolgirl2013: Was this last year?
- coolgirl2013: cause i dun rem this xD
- Wondroid: ohhh shit
- Creeeeeed: MAR 6TH, 2014.
- coolgirl2013: thats probs why i dun remember
- Creeeeeed: I have it saved, bby.
- Creeeeeed: You even sent me a pic.
- coolgirl2013: why would i send u a pic of my ugly face?
- Wondroid: So you were only 13, girl?
- Wondroid: man
- Creeeeeed: Well, I dunno, cool.
- coolgirl2013: call me coolgirl, or cool
- Creeeeeed: But I can show the pic.
- coolgirl2013: pm me the link
- Creeeeeed: No, I won't pm you shit.
- Creeeeeed: If I'm gonna post it, I'll post it here.
- Creeeeeed: May I post it?
- coolgirl2013: No
- Creeeeeed: **** your opinion.
- Creeeeeed: http://imgur.com/3eJ1tKB
- coolgirl2013: I looked rly creepy! xD
- DemDem96: cute
- coolgirl2013: Not cute at all
- coolgirl2013: I'm ugly
- DemDem96: CUTE!
- coolgirl2013: Save me the lies, tell the truth
- Wondroid: omfg, it's a child
- Wondroid: It's a ****ing child
- DemDem96: cute :)
- coolgirl2013: that my friends, is my ugly fave
- coolgirl2013: face*
- Wondroid: You're a child, Girl. Why do you behave this way?
- coolgirl2013: Because i am ugly
- Creeeeeed: coolgirl2013: *runs finger down ur 'spot' lightly* (reply)
- coolgirl2013: You dun wanna see my face right now, i've got make up smeared all over my eyes
- Pandah4t: Let's cyber, coolgirl
- coolgirl2013: I dun do that anymore
- coolgirl2013: Not after i got grounded for 2 weeks
- Wondroid: I hate slutty children more than anything. :c
- coolgirl2013: i get picked on by slutty kids, so ik how u feel
- Creeeeeed: I don't think you get it.
- Wondroid: You're a slut.
- SextoElemento: as are you
- coolgirl2013: Your words can't hurt me.
- DemDem96: xD
- SextoElemento: wanna go round back? ;)
- Wondroid: How is that, Sexto?
- Pandah4t: Shit, Wondroid
- Pandah4t: You're cold
- Wondroid: Don't quote pop songs to seem strong.
- darky14: pop dat
- SextoElemento: }pop
- SextoElemento: **** that
- coolgirl2013: If ur on about little mix's song 'wings' the line is: no matter what you say, it won't hurt me. not 'your words can't hurt me'
- darky14: pop dat pop dat pop dat pop dat
- darky14: forgot the rest
- coolgirl2013: I'm more into dark music, like Black veil brides, or three days grace, or Panic! At the disco,
- Wondroid: maybe it's pop dat pop dat darkeh
- Creeeeeed: Coolgirl, I take a piss on your music taste.
- SextoElemento: let's pop darky round back. ;)
- darky14: no
- darky14: shush
- coolgirl2013: I dun care if u guys hate me for this one, but i am a MASSIVE Blood on the dance floor fan.
- SextoElemento: yeah she's all yours creed
- Creeeeeed: I don't think I want this /thing/ anymore.
- coolgirl2013: Omg, does he like blood on the dance floor?!
- Creeeeeed: Sexto does.
- coolgirl2013: :O *dies of happiness*
- Creeeeeed: He's their biggest fan.
- SextoElemento: yeah, human blood on the dance floor
- Creeeeeed: He faps to that guy in his basement.
- SextoElemento: if you know what I mean. ;)
- coolgirl2013: Blood on the dance floor are a band...
- Creeeeeed: Yes, he faps to the guy in the band.
- coolgirl2013: there's 2 people
- Wondroid: Sexto is actually a good match for girl.
- SextoElemento: the joke
- SextoElemento: ;-;
- coolgirl2013: Jayy, and Dahvie
- Creeeeeed: He faps to the second guy.
- coolgirl2013: Yes!! Jeffree Star came on! I LOVE THIS GUY!
- Creeeeeed: OH! Sexto loves that guy too!
- xBailey: I just got here and can already tell how strange of a chat this is.
- Creeeeeed: Bailey r u womyn??
- coolgirl2013: brb, cause there is no way of getting to me if im listening to jeffree star
- xBailey: creed bb
- xBailey: tits
- xBailey: and stoof
- SextoElemento: you haven't seen the half of it, bailey
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