Loan Thinks She Is Gregnant [Loan/Lemy/Lyra] [/tlvg/]

>”Lemy! Lemy!” Loan says as sprints over to her cousin. “Thank God, I found you!”
>”What up, Loan? Liking your ASMR setup?” Lemy says, a bit startled.
>”Up? Um, not much. Y’know, being chill.” Loan says as she cracks her knuckles for a beat. “What names do you like?”
>”Names? I dunno, like Nick? Mark?” Lemy shrugs. “Kind of worn out of ‘L’s, y’know?”
>”Oh, if it’s a girl, what about Loan, jr.?” Loan says.
>”What!?”
>”I-I mean, we don’t have to. We can talk about it. Could you not yell? It’s bad for the baby.” Loan says as she places her hand on her tummy.
>”Baby!? What are you talking about?” Lemy yells.
>”Hey! What’s all the yelling about?” Lyra says as she comes down the stairs.
>”Exactly, it’s bad for the baby. I think my mom yelled too much when she was pregnant with me.”
>”What the fu-heck!?” Lyra shouts.
>”I’m pregnant and Lemy is the father, what is so hard to understand?” Loan looks between the two siblings, as their confusion turns to fury.
>”What did you do to my brother!? What the fuck did you do!?”
>”Wh-what? When? I- what!?”
>”Okay, okay, let me explain.” Loan says. “You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the mommy will have a dream about the daddy where they kiss, and if the mommy sleeps naked then she’s going to get pregnant.”
>Loan puts a hand on Lemy’s shoulder.
>”I should have been more careful, Lemy. But, hey, I think you’ll make a great dad.” Loan smiles softly.
>Lemy shakily looks to Lyra.
>Lyra looks to Lemy and wishes she had taken those sex ed classes, rather than being disruptive and pulling the fire alarm
>she shrugs, sounds legit
>”I’m gonna go call my mom. Give her the good news.”
>five minutes later
>”I’m not pregnant. My meds screw with my period. I’ll stop stealing your jerk socks, Lemy. If you need me, I’m going to be crying in the shower...”