Kiss Me or Chi-Chi

So younger sibling of older stoner,
You have two choices, while we're alone, and they 'er
Kiss me or....... CHI-CHI
Kiss me or (8-note bass solo, followed by suspenseful electric guitar riff)
What's Chi-Chi?
OH NOW, LITTLE BOY,
DON'T YOU FUCKING SEE
CHI-CHI IS CHI-CHI
A FATE MUCH WORSE THAN ME
CAN'T TELL YOU WHO SHE IS
OR EVEN WHAT SHE DOES
BUT NOW MOTHERFUCKER,
JUST TRUST ME NOW BECAUSE
THE TIME HAS COME, IT'S HERE
MAKE YOUR DAMN DECISION
OR SHIT WILL START TO HAPPEN
SO LITTLE FUCKER
JUST LET ME IN ON YOUR DECISION
IN THIS LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION
SO TELL ME YOUR CHOICE, AND THEN WE'LL SEE
..............Kiss me............ or CHi-CHi............
F-f-fine........... I-I'll kiss you.....
Wait, wait, what is that on your tongue?
Oh-oh god...........
No kiss?
Well then,
CHI-CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CHI-CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CHI-CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HAVE FUN,  YOU LITTLE PISS-ANT
*LONG DRAWN-OUT EPIC EVIL LAUGH WITH EQUALLY EPIC ELECTRIC GUITAR OUTEO-TYPE THING*