rikenmorti

Necessary elements for writing a script for Rick and Morty
>the opening scene must be at the breakfast table
>somebody has to shit on Jerry
>the plot must begin with: BUUUUURRRRP HEY MORTY COME WITH ME AND DO THIS DUMB THING URRRRRRP I’LL EXPLAIN LATER
>ahh geez Rick
>include scene of Morty at school that doesn’t forward the plot, but includes him creeping on Jessica
>must either mention alternative universes or have plot include alternate universes
>Rick is drunk, or gets drunk
>Summer must comment about the patriarchy
>there must be at least one joke about poop or masturbation
>there also must be at least one forced political joke
>OH SHIT MORTY SOMETHING WENT WRONG I’M A GENUIS BUT FUCK WE’RE GONNA’ DIE AH SHIT
>I hate you, Rick! I don’t know why I keep doing this! This is the last time I do anything with you!!!
>crisis averted by Rick’s brilliance, Morty’s dumb luck, or Summer’s female wisdom
>Rick gets the last word before cut to credits