def start():
    print("You are on a deck. Treated, weatherproof wood stretches as far as the eye can see.")
    print("It's hot and muggy outside. This is rather unpleasant.")
    print("To your east is a covered patio, to your north is an aboveground pool with deck surrounding it.")
    print("It's supposed to make it look like an in-ground pool. It doesn't work. It's still obviously")
    print("A cheap, above-ground pool.")

    choice = input("Where do you go? > ")

    if "pool" in choice:
        pool()
    elif "patio" in choice:
        patio()
    else:
        print("you decide to waste time typing nonsense in. Let's just try again. \n")
        start()

def patio():
    print("this is a covered portion of the deck. A patio. whatever.")
    print("Around the edges of this are tiki-torch style citronella candles, stuck in planters. No plants though.")
    print("There is a picnic table in the center, with a copper key and some glasses of lemonade on it.")
    print("To the south is a shed. To the north is a barbecue grill.")
    have_shed_key = False
    have_candle = False
    have_20_dollars = False

    while True:
        choice = input("What do you do now?")

        if "lemonade" in choice or "glass" in choice:
            print("the ice in it melted a long time ago. also there was a bee in it. still good though.\n")
        elif "key" in choice:
            print("It's glued down. Luckily you pried it up with your fingernails.")
            print("You think to yourself that you probably should have needed to do more to unstick it.")
            print("But then...sometimes things aren't that complicated.\n")
            print("You got the key! Good job.")
            have_shed_key = True
        elif "candle" in choice or "citronella" in choice or "torch" in choice:
            print("You unstick a tiki torch candle from the planter. Smells weird.\n")
            have_candle = True
        elif "shed" in choice or "south" in choice:
            shed()
            break
        elif "grill" in choice or "barbecue" in choice or "north" in choice:
            grill(have_candle)
            break
        else:
            print("You decide to be a rebel and do something the program wasn't intended to do.")
            print("This shows initiative. Well done. Have 20 dollars.\n")
            have_20_dollars = True

def shed():
    print("it's a shed")

def grill(have_candle):
    ate_steak = False
    while True:
        if have_candle == True:
            print("it's a grill. The smell of burning meat fills the air. You are kinda hungry.")
            print("to the east is the pool you saw earlier. To the west, tons and tons of deck.")
            choice = input("What now? > ")
            if "eat" in choice or "meat" in choice:
                print("you eat the meat. Very filling. You can taste the factory farm antibiotics.")
                ate_steak = True
            if "east" in choice or "tons" in choice:
                deck_desert()
                break
            if "west" in choice or "pool" in choice:
                pool()
                break
        if have_candle == False:
            print("You are swarmed by mosquitos! You contract Malaria, West Nile Virus, and also are exsanguinated.")
            dead()
            break


def pool():
    print("You reach the edge of the pool. Several pool toys are floating around.")
    print("There are some dead bugs around the intake for the filter.")
    print("There's a strong smell of chlorine.")
    print("To the east is a barbecue grill.")

    while True:
        choice = input("What now? > ")

        if "swim" in choice and ate_steak == True:
            print("You swam too soon after eating! You cramp up and drown.")
            dead()
            break
        if "swim" in choice and ate_steak == False:
            print("You dive in. Well, not dive. It's an aboveground pool and you'd break your neck. These pools suck.")
            print("While clearing funoodles from your path, you see a conspicuous drain at the bottom of the pool.")
        if "unplug" in choice or "drain" in choice:
            drain()
            break
        if "east" in choice or "grill" in choice or "barbecue" in choice:
            grill()
            break
        if "leave pool" in choice:
            print("you get back out of the pool. Now your clothes are wet.")

def drain():
    print("you get sucked down a drain")

def dead():
    print("\nYou got DECK'D")
    exit(0)

def deck_desert():
    print("Miles and miles of KeefeI mean deck.")


start()