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- >You are Anonymous.
- >And you are currently working.
- >It shouldn't be as exhausting as it is.
- >But you decided to take a short nap shortly after Speck left that morning.
- >Bad idea, you should have just pushed through it.
- >You could feel it taking its toll on you as you mix a bowl of dough.
- >You toss a tray of unbaked cupcakes into an oven as one of the two owners attempts to enthrall you with the history of the store.
- >"Sugarcube Corner's been in the family for about six generations now."
- >You don't disbelieve that.
- >Even as anti-social as you are, you've made trips to the library and studied the history of the town.
- >There were records and books and documents tucked away in the Magic wing that told of six friends who protected these lands.
- >One of them, the supposed librarian, grew up to be a princess.
- >You would have thought it was some overly imaginative author's story.
- >However, that very same princess had popped into the library for a nostalgic visit one day while you were reading.
- >You had already met Princess Celestia and Princess Luna shortly after arriving in Equestria.
- >The two of you conversed shortly before one of her guards alerted her that urgent matters had popped up in Canterlot.
- >She bid you farewell and said she would come back to visit soon.
- >That was four years ago, and you haven't seen her since.
- >Then again, soon to the immortal alicorns must be later to the mortal creatures of this world.
- >"Anonymous? I think those cupcakes are done."
- >Your boss's voice snaps you out of your daydream.
- >You shake your head lightly as you remove the fresh-baked cupcakes from the oven's maw.
- >"Something on your mind?"
- >You look out the window, at all of the ponies going about their very merry business.
- >Part of you wishes you weren't so resentful of them, after all, they were nothing but kind to you.
- >Part of you just wants a real friend to hang out with.
- "Nothing, just a trip down memory lane."
- >Turning from the window, you spread the batter you were mixing into a cakepan.
- >"I think, maybe, you should take the rest of the day off. You've done quite a bit today already."
- >And here we go.
- >She does this every other day.
- >You start thinking about your life.
- >You get existential.
- >She notices you aren't focusing.
- >She tells you to take the day off.
- >And what's honestly worse is that she pays you for the full day.
- >"We already know how this conversation is going to pan out, dearie."
- >You turn to her and smirk.
- >"You'll say you're fine, I'll insist that you take the day off."
- >You're nodding at this point, already wanting the conversation to be over.
- >You don't like it when people do that thing where they explain the conversation.
- >It's just like actually having the conversation.
- >"Then go. Go do whatever it is you do to relax."
- >You hang your apron on a coathanger by the door as you leave Sugarcube Corner.
- >You had only been in there for four hours.
- >You decide to head to the library and read up on bat ponies.
- >After all, why not?
- >Speck could be your first real friend in this colorful world.
- >The walk there is pleasant.
- >The weather is nice.
- >The sun is shining.
- >A few ponies stop you on the way there and ask how you're doing.
- >You exchange a few pleasantries before excusing yourself.
- >Being anti-social doesn't mean you can't be nice sometimes.
- >You just have a little trouble staying in conversation and meeting new people.
- >Or rather, ponies.
- >You arrive at the library.
- >You place your hand on the door.
- >For a wooden structure, it feels soft.
- >Comforting.
- >Like it was a gateway to an adventure, or that it hid something pleasant.
- >Unlike the doors back on Earth, those that felt hard and uninviting, or hid something dark.
- >That could just be all of the thriller novels and horror movies you watched back on earth though.
- >Things like that could really get to you.
- >A soft groan rises from your throat as you open the door, those thoughts having pushed themselves to the forefront of your mind.
- >The inside of the library reveals itself from behind the door.
- >You step inside, wishing the librarian a peaceful morning as you head into the Kindness wing.
- >This was where every book on any organism was stored.
- >So logically, bat ponies would fall into this category.
- >You walk over to the section labeled 'b' and begin your search.
- >You glance over the spines of several dozen books before finding one titled "Bat Ponies: Everything You Need To Know And More."
- >The book looked ancient, at least a few centuries old.
- >Hopefully the contents were still relevant to this day and age.
- "Let's see here."
- >Bat ponies bear many physical similarities to pegasi.
- >The main differences are their slitted eyes, small tufts of fur on the tips of their ears, bat wings, and fangs.
- >Bat ponies come in two main sub-species: blood-drinkers and fruit-eaters.
- >These two sub-species are easily differentiated by their fangs.
- >Where blood-drinkers have especially sharp fangs, fruit-eaters have dull, nubby fangs.
- "Interesting, alarming, and at the same time... alleviating."
- >You skip a few chapters and read on about fruit-eaters.
- >While fruit-eaters have a very similar diet to most other ponies, they prefer fruits above all else.
- >Fruit-eaters are especially fond of sweeter fruits and treat tropical fruits as a delicacy.
- >Many fruit-eaters, just like blood-drinkers, sleep during the day.
- >However, fruit-eaters are prone to take on the sleep cycle of anyp0ny they are close to.
- "This is fairly straightforward."
- >You skip a few more chapters and read about their magic.
- >Bat ponies share many abilities with pegasi, such as the ability to move clouds.
- >Unlike pegasi, bat ponies cannot control the weather.
- >Bat ponies are, however, quicker to detect movements, and typically have more heightened senses than their pegasi counterparts.
- >You skip around in the book at this point, reading tidbits of information on echolocation, more on their diets, more on the blood-drinkers, and so on.
- >Several hours pass, judging by the clock's hands pointing at two o' clock.
- >You feel like you've learned everything there is to learn from this book.
- >You shelf it and leave the wing.
- >Bidding the librarian a good day, you start the journey home.
- >As usual, it's uneventful, save for a few ponies accosting you with polite hello's and how are you's.
- >As you approach the door to your house, you feel almost as if something is... off.
- >The window on the second floor is open.
- >You remember leaving it open this morning.
- >You shake the feeling off and open the door.
- >Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary.
- >You enter the kitchen.
- >The table is cleaned off and Speck's groceries are put away.
- >You must have done that this morning when you were in a hurry to make breakfast.
- >You retrieve a glass from the cupboard and full it with water from the sink.
- >Idly sipping at it, you re-enter the foyer and climb the stairs to the second floor of your home.
- >You feel something off again, but quickly shake the feeling as you enter your bathroom to shower.
- >One quick shower later, you step out of the bathroom wrapped in nothing but a towel.
- >Going to your bedroom to get a change of clothes before the shower, while you live alone?
- >Blasphemy.
- >You cross the hall to your bedroom and place your hand on the doorknob.
- >The feeling returns for a third time.
- >It's something about doors that gets you after you spend a day with your thoughts.
- >Paranoia seems to fit as a descriptive word.
- >You ready yourself as you open the door.
- >Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary, but the feeling persists.
- >You step inside and look around.
- >You check under the bed.
- >You check behind the door.
- >You look toward the closet.
- >If there's something there, you'd rather be dressed before engaging it.
- >Stepping over to your dresser, you open its drawers and dress as quickly as you can.
- >Here comes the fun part.
- >You sneak up to the closet's doors as quietly as you can.
- >Your hand wraps around the handle as you take a deep breath.
- >As soon as you fling the door open, you feel yourself falling backwards.
- >You slam your head on the ground, your vision blurring and twisting.
- >Whatever just hit you was startled, knocked you over, and darted to the other side of the room.
- >You roll over onto your belly and try to get up.
- >You feel too dizzy to stand, so you opt to sit and hold your head in your hands.
- >As you rub your temples, you feel something heavy press against your leg.
- >This is it.
- >This is the end.
- >Whatever you just frightened is going to kill you.
- >Or, you think.
- >Until it whimpers.
- >You are now Speck.
- >And you just floored Anon.
- >Sure, you trespassed into his house and went to sleep in his closet.
- >But you got hungry earlier in the day.
- >So you came here to pick at your groceries.
- >You heard him come into his bedroom.
- >You heard his light footsteps.
- >He woke you up.
- >You thought if he stayed away from the closet, you'd be safe.
- >But you heard him approaching, so you formulated a quick plan to fly past him and out the window.
- >Obviously, that didn't work as well as you had hoped.
- >You place a hoof on his leg and sit in front of him.
- >He looks like he's in pain, and it's worrying you.
- >What might have been your first friend, ever, is probably going to hate you.
- >You whimper lightly.
- "Anon... are you okay? Did I hurt you?"
- >You bite your bottom lip, worried he might yell at you.
- >Or hit you.
- >Or hate you.
- >You think you'd rather him hit you, than hate you.
- >He shakes his head, placing his hand on your hoof.
- >You look down briefly, still worried and anticipating his answer.
- >"I think I'll be fine, Speck. What exactly are you doing, hiding in my closet, anyway?"
- >You blush and look away, trying to come up with a good excuse.
- >You take a deep breath and go for it.
- "I was hungry, so I came over, and you weren't here, so I let myself in, and then I started looking around, but I got really tired and didn't think that I could fly back to my tree, so I crawled into your closet and went to sleep."
- >As soon as you finish, you bring you hooves up to your face and try to hide.
- >You are Anonymous again.
- >And you are trying really hard not to laugh.
- >One, because it might hurt your head.
- >Two, because it might hurt Speck's feelings.
- >Her long-winded run-on explanation, followed by her poor attempt to hide her face melted your heart.
- >You reach down to her and pull her into a short hug.
- >It might reassure her that you aren't mad.
- >You really aren't mad, just a little surprised.
- "It's okay, Speck. Do you want to go back to sleep? I don't mind you hanging around in the closet."
- >She gasps.
- >You don't think she gasped at your offer.
- >"Anon! I didn't know you liked puns, too!"
- >You recall reading something about bat-ponies enjoying puns.
- >You don't know what you said that was a pun.
- "What did I say?"
- >She nudges you and winks, smiling widely.
- >"Hanging around."
- >You sigh, your hands and your face meet with such force that scientists could conclude the result of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable wall.
- >The only thing you hate more than bats, is puns.
- >"Anyways, sure. I can hang around for a while. Fair warning though, I might drive you a little batty."
- >Her [spoiler]snickering intensifies[/spoiler].
- >It's too cute.
- >You almost can't handle it.
- >You must escape before it's too late.
- >You stand up and start toward the door.
- >No pleasantries.
- >No "see you later."
- >You know she'll use another pun.
- >And it won't even be the good, subtle kind.
- >"Oh, Anon. Wait!"
- >She trots after you.
- >"I made some banana bread muffin batter earlier, using one of your recipe books, but I don't know how to use an oven."
- >She's smiling up at you.
- >You feel nothing but disgust.
- >Muffin batter.
- >That was obvious and subtle at the same time.
- >You'll dub it, Schroedinger's Pun.
- "If you're serious about having made batter, then I'll show you how to use an oven."
- >She screeches with joy.
- >You hear glass shattering in the distance.
- >You lead her downstairs, and step left through the foyer into the kitchen.
- >She rushes over to the fridge and pulls out a large bowl of batter.
- >She was serious.
- >You take the bowl from her and look into it, curious.
- "Why banana bread muffins?"
- >She smiles.
- >You feel the earth start to shake.
- >"Because I find bananas to be quite..."
- >Oh, please.
- >Don't do this.
- >Have mercy.
- >"Appealing."
- >You feel your heart and mind shatter.
- >Your spirit commits sudoku.
- >You fall to your knees and cry.
- >Only the dead may know peace from this punmancy.
- >All the while, she sits there with a self-satisfied grin, her keekeekee's ring in your ears.
- "Can we please just bake these muffins so you'll go back to sleep?"
- >"But Anon! I'm not even tired anymore!"
- >It can't be later than 2PM at this point.
- >The sun is still high in the sky.
- >She's nocturnal.
- >You remember their sleep cycles, and how they'll change with the ponies they're closest to.
- >Can they change this fast?
- >And you invited her to stay here for a while.
- >With her on the same sleep cycle as you.
- >And her thinking you love puns.
- >Oh, this will be hell.
- >"Anon, are you okay?"
- >You snap out of your internal doomsaying.
- "Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Let's bake these muffins."
- >You stand, walk to the oven, and pull a muffin pan out of a cupboard.
- >You place it on the counter top and begin pouring the batter in.
- >Speck watches you carefully, her brow furrowed as she studies your actions.
- >You place the muffins in the oven, set the temperature to "muffins", and contemplate the simplicity of p0ny appliances and how Speck couldn't grasp this.
- >She is not a clever p0ny.
- >You turn to her after setting an egg timer for thirty minutes.
- "It'll be a while. Is there anything you want to do while we wait?"
- >She tilts her head up, placing a hoof under her chin in contemplation.
- >"Could you take me to meet some of your friends? I don't know anyone in town. Everyp0ny hides from me. I don't think they like me."
- >Your friends.
- >Ouch.
- >You walk across the kitchen and sit down at the table.
- >Get melodramatic, son.
- "I don't have any friends."
- >You can't count the Cakes at Sugarcube Corner.
- >They're your bosses.
- >You can't count the librarian, even though you see her nearly every day.
- >She's more of an acquaintance.
- >Speck flies over and sits across from you.
- >"That's sad."
- >You shrug and lean back in your chair.
- >The two of you sit in silence for the next half hour.
- >The timer rings, you get up, you take the muffins out of the oven, you place them on a tray.
- >You are now Speck.
- >Anonymous is holding you away from your precious muffins.
- "Anon! Come on, let me have one!"
- >You push against him as hard as you can.
- >"They have to cool down, Speck."
- >You struggle as much as you can, to no avail.
- >But, what's to be expected when you're being held down by a tall, bipedal hooman.
- >You plead with him.
- >He gives up and lets you go.
- >You pick a muffin up off of the tray.
- >You take a huge bite out of it.
- >Your eyes light up.
- >Your wings flare out.
- >Oh, Luna.
- >This is the best thing you've ever eaten.
- >It's like you died and went to p0ny heaven.
- >You elicit a soft moan as you chew the muffin.
- >Falling backwards, you writhe in pure ecstasy at how delicious this muffin is.
- >Anon seems to have left the room.
- >You don't care.
- >You have banana bread muffins baked by angels themselves.
- >Angels.
- >You perk up and remember an old story your mother told you.
- >Angels were mysterious beings that would look out for ponies.
- >They would protect the ponies from harm.
- >They would give them shelter.
- >They would help them procure food.
- >They would care deeply for the ponies until they could stand up on their own hooves.
- >You always thought Angels were another name for parents.
- >What if...
- >What if Anon is an Angel?
- >Your mother never described what an Angel looked like.
- >You've never seen any creature like Anon before, anyways.
- >You gasp and dart into the living room.
- >Apparently he hears you enter.
- >"Are you done making love to your muffin?"
- >He's sitting on the couch reading a book.
- >You climb up next to him and look over at the book.
- >You can't read it, but that doesn't stop him from slamming it shut and throwing it on the table in front of you.
- "What's that book?"
- >"It's nothing."
- >You reach for it, but he grabs your hoof.
- >You look up at him, and he has a pained look on his face.
- "I can't even read it. I don't see what the big deal is if I look at it."
- >He sighs.
- >"I don't care if you can read it or not, Speck. It's personal, and I don't want you looking at it."
- >That is some of the stupidest logic you've ever heard.
- >He looks up at the clock.
- >You look with him.
- >It's almost 4PM.
- >He looks tired.
- >You feel a little tired.
- "What's in the book, though?"
- >He lets out a very long, drawn out, and agitated groan.
- >"It's a book about everything I've been through since I got here. It's a book about a lot of the things that happened to me before I came here. It's just personal, okay?"
- >This intrigues you.
- >He can tell by the look on your face.
- >He adopts a very disgruntled look of his own.
- >You lay across his lap and look up at him.
- "Will you read it to me?"
- >"No."
- >You frown.
- "Will you read it to me eventually?"
- >He takes on a look of contemplation.
- >"Maybe."
- >You are now Anon.
- >And you have an adorable little bat p0ny laying across your lap.
- >She wants you to read your journal to her.
- >That's not something you're ready to talk about to anyone.
- >Let alone someone you've only known for a day and a night.
- >"Anon?"
- >You look down at her.
- "Yeah?"
- >"Are we friends?"
- >You look up from her and think.
- >Back on earth, you didn't consider someone to be your friend until you did something together.
- >Play a sport, play a video-game, go to a movie, discuss some subject for over an hour.
- >That might have been why you didn't have many friends.
- >You hardly did stuff.
- >Speck, though?
- >You baked muffins together.
- >You guess you could count that as part of the criteria.
- "I suppose we are."
- >You ruffle her dark turquoise hair.
- >She sits up and hugs you around your chest as tight as she can.
- >You hug her back.
- >You can't help but feel a little happier now.
- >You are Speck.
- >You just asked Anon if you were friends.
- >And he said yes.
- >And you can't even contain how happy you are right now.
- >The two of you migrated to the kitchen and have been eating those Luna-given muffins.
- >Or, well.
- >You've been eating the muffins.
- >Anon can't have any.
- >Because they're yours.
- >He doesn't seem to mind.
- >He's eating cinnamon raisin bread.
- >You wonder if that's any good and reach over to his plate.
- >He stops chewing and stares at you.
- >"What're you doing?"
- >You stop reaching and smile innocently.
- "I want to see what it tastes like."
- >He furrows his brow at you.
- >He looks mad.
- >You keep smiling.
- >"No."
- >You drop your jaw slightly in upset.
- >Wait.
- >Maybe he'll give you a piece if you tell him a good pun!
- "Well, if you won't give me a piece of that bread, I'll just have to loaf about and rye until you share."
- >You barely get the last word out before he throws a slice of his bread at you.
- >It sticks to your face.
- >You have achieved victory.
- >You pick the piece of bread up in your hooves and take a bite out of it.
- >It's bland.
- >It's chewy.
- >And it has raisins.
- >You hate raisins.
- >You elect to spit it out onto the table and put the piece of bread on his plate.
- >His face is one of pure disgust.
- >You can't blame him, maybe he finally realized how nasty that bread is.
- >"Speck, that is absolutely disgusting! Pick that up and throw it away or eat it!"
- >Oh.
- >No, he just sounds mad now.
- >You pick the piece of chewed up bread and throw it in the trash.
- "How can you eat that?"
- >You sit back at the table and take a bite of one of your muffins.
- >"Because I like it?"
- "But it has raisins. Raisins are gross."
- >He rolls his eyes.
- >You stick your tongue out at him.
- >"I try to ignore the raisins, actually. If you get past that, it's not bad.'
- >Now it's your turn to roll your eyes.
- "Do hoomans lack taste buds, or do they just not have standards when it comes to their food?"
- >"It varies from person to person. Some people like certain fruits, some people hate them."
- >You ponder this for a moment.
- "So some p0nies like raisins? Does that mean there are p0nies who hate bananas?"
- >He nods.
- >You gasp in horror.
- "What kind of sick, twisted p0ny would hate bananas!"
- >He laughs a bit.
- >You frown and get up from the table.
- >You turn to him as you leave the room.
- "If I ever met anyp0ny that hated bananas, I'd have to make like one and split."
- >You see him cringe and put his face in his hands.
- >He sobs.
- >You smile.
- >You head up to his bedroom closet to take a nap.
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