Diablo kills a wizard (ShatnerPart2) Donnie and mark tag too

<Professor_whiskers>: Ok 3...2...1... go
<Professor_whiskers>: http://brojsimpson.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kitten-bow-tie.jpg
*** Maw is now known as Dibdib
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: [wait so where am I]
<Professor_whiskers>: did you read the beggining of the rp?]
<Wrong_Way>: [room 777.2]
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: hadnt gotten to the class part yet]
<Professor_whiskers>: youre in the class sitting on a matt, ill call you to enter the arena now]
<Professor_whiskers>: just skip to the description of the room, thats all ya neeed]
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: [okay got it]
<Wrong_Way>: [any particular time this takes place in the rp?]
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow meow "Mr...diablo, please enter the arena. I will mask a mannequin with an illusion and you will fight them to the death" you hear the cat meowing, but in your mind you hear what it is trying to say
<Professor_whiskers>: noon]
Diablo_The_Thugnificent rubs his hands together and enters the arena
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "It must be fuckin christmas today, I get to pound losers for a grade?"
<Professor_whiskers>: A mannequin, awkwardly sways off the rack. It looks like a wooden model, no real features not even fingers. It walks into the arena making creepy kricking sounds all the way
<Wrong_Way>: "Man those mannequins are creepy..."
Diablo_The_Thugnificent throws off his red cape and makes a few poses
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow; "The fight will /mostly/ be in your head. Be warned though my illusions can break shit"
Professor_whiskers pushes a button on the podium
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "S'okay teach I break things too"
Diablo_The_Thugnificent pounds his chest and belches fire
<Professor_whiskers>: The arena ascends into the air, as a cage lowers onto it
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "A cage match?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Ya shouldn't have"
<Professor_whiskers>: A illusion is casted of a wide open plains. Light grass, its high noon.
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow "The cage keeps anything from getting out, and allows me to place an illusion on it creating your enviorment."
Diablo_The_Thugnificent crouches slightly resting both hands on the ground taking in the moment analyzing his environment
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow meow "In hindsight the haphazard room would probably have been easier"
<Professor_whiskers>: Its an empty plain, grass would go up to normal persons knees. The mannequin just stands there
<Professor_whiskers>: Meow meow "Initiating gwys alpha protocols"
Professor_whiskers casts the illusion of gwysion on the mannequin
*** Professor_whiskers is now known as Gwysion
Diablo_The_Thugnificent rises up he thrusts out both arms and a wave of heat rolls off of him flattening and scorching the grass around him
Gwysion teleports back  a few feet
<Gwysion>: "Hi, are you new?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Ah aha ah ah"
Gwysion unsheaths his sword
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Hey faggot don't kill my vibe I'm havin' fun here"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Just shut up"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: 'AND DIIIIIEEEE"
Gwysion frowns
Gwysion starts some chants as lightning cracks the sky
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Vamos a bailar, maricón"
Diablo_The_Thugnificent rushes gwysion
Gwysion continues the chants then points his hands at diablo, lightning starts to crackle between his two hands
Gwysion is knocked down by diablo
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "LESS WORDS"
Gwysion teleports behind diablo
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Sonuva"
Gwysion is bloody with a broken arm, he hits diablo with his one lightningd up hand. Basically a thunder punch
Diablo_The_Thugnificent takes the punch
Diablo_The_Thugnificent turns back to face Gwysion
Diablo_The_Thugnificent is firin mah lazer
Diablo_The_Thugnificent shoots beam of fire and heat out of mouth
Gwysion is hit with with it melting his flesh singeing it from the bone
Gwysion falls over dead
Diablo_The_Thugnificent reduces him to ashes
Diablo_The_Thugnificent raises up his arm and pounds his chest with the other
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: ¡Victoria!
<Gwysion>: any comments children?]
*** Gwysion is now known as Whiskers
<Whiskers>: Meow meow "Well done diablo, you get an A-" The cat pushes a button as the arena lowers, the cage rises and the illusion dissipitates
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "I can do this all day, teach"
<Whiskers>: Meow mrrrrow mrrrreow "Im sure you can but youve proven yourself, come and receive your sticker"
Diablo_The_Thugnificent approaches whiskers
Whiskers walks/crawls whatever, and paws at  diablos side. A pear scratch and sniff sticker is placed on his side
Diablo_The_Thugnificent wishes he could sniff
<Whiskers>: cant know its a scratch and sniff if ya cant anyway]
<Whiskers>: dibdib wrong_way, comment on his battle so we can be sorta done]
<Dibdib>: "I wonder why we're all murdering Gwydion."
Wrong_Way just looks at the floor, very concerned
<Wrong_Way>: "...at least there was less blood."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Who's Gwydion?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...friend of ours."
<Whiskers_>: fell]
<Whiskers_>: anything said?
<Dibdib>: "I guess. Next time we should probably have requests ready."
<Wrong_Way>: http://mibpaste.com/DapyHY ]
<Wrong_Way>: "Definitely."
<Wrong_Way>: "You wanna be on my list, Donnie?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Im gonna ask for a cage death match with myself"
<Dibdib>: "Let's agree to /not/ be on each others' lists."
<Dibdib>: "Maybe we could ask to fight Brotherhood guys."
<Whiskers_>: no blood just scraps of fleshy bits everywhere and the smell of cooked gwys]
<Wrong_Way>: "I know, I was just kidding."
<Dibdib>: "Oh, sorry."
<Wrong_Way>: [delicious]
<Whiskers_>: Meow Meow meow "I made you fight the same person so I could grade you evenly"
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine, can we pick someone for next time?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Like uh..."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Fight me!"
<Dibdib>: "I wanna fight that Lamia guy."
<Whiskers_>: Meow meow "Its only to get a feel for your powers, next time you may fight other people"
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm not fighting some robot death machine."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Then I can kick your ass without having to kick your ass"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh phew."
*** Dibdib is now known as Donnie
Donnie looks at Diablo
<Wrong_Way>: "...I guess that still means I have to make a list."
<Donnie>: "I uh... don't like fire."
Diablo_The_Thugnificent is fascinated with the idea of hands free ass whoopings
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Even better!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, don't give away your weaknesses."
<Donnie>: "Well I mean my weakness is kinda obvious Mark. Anything with strong lights."
<Wrong_Way>: "I doubt everyone would get it the first time though."
<Donnie>: "Well I mean I have to call my shots, and when I shout "Shadow" before everything it gets kinda obvious."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Huh"
<Donnie>: "I'm getting better at not having to shout it really loud all the time, though."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Never woulda thought of that"
<Wrong_Way>: "See Donnie?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Nobody would've guessed it!"
<Donnie>: "I guess."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "I don't see what fire has to do with light though"
<Donnie>: "Fire is bright, /and/ hot."
<Donnie>: "The worst is usually electricity though, my shadows are apparently conductive."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Huh"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "never thought of fire like that"
<Gwyd>: fell
<Gwyd>: ]
*** Gwyd is now known as Gwen
<Wrong_Way>: http://mibpaste.com/7YZIgb ]
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "I mean"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Whoa"
Diablo_The_Thugnificent is deep in thought
Donnie looks at Diablo with a somewhat confused stare
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Like"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Light and Fire"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Are the same thing"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Right."
<Donnie>: "If you wanna put it that way, it kinda is."
<Wrong_Way>: "You're new to school right?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Yeah"
<Wrong_Way>: "Well uh, welcome to s-men."
<Donnie>: "Oh, yeah. Congrats."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Huh?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "oh right yeah the safety patrol"
Wrong_Way sighs and looks at the floor again.
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "I get to pound stuff there right?'
<Donnie>: "Just the bad guys."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Eh good bad"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Who cares"
<Donnie>: "Well, you've gotta go to jail if you beat up the good guys, and that would mean you're not allowed to fight /anyone/ anymore."
<Donnie>: "So if you only fight the bad guys you get to fight a lot more in the long run."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Jail's nothing new, amigo"
Wrong_Way wonders if he should be concerned about that comment, but figures it's just bragging.
Donnie internally questions how much the S-Men do background checks.

<Gwen>: >s-men\
<Gwen>: >background checks]
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: [>robots]
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: [>backgrounds]
<Gwen>: dibby when the cat said "were the s-men, we dont make mistakes"]
<Gwen>: He was making a joke]
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: ['sides it's not american jail]
<Donnie>: I'm well aware, gwen]

<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Cage is a cage"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Still faces to pound in prison"
<Wrong_Way>: "I was in jail for a few minutes once."
<Donnie>: "Yeah, I guess. But we always get to fight guys with superpowers and stuff."
<Wrong_Way>: "Of course, I was just teleported there by a guy who was replicating my powers to keep me out of the fight.."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Eh"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Powerless faces need the love of my fist as well"
<Wrong_Way>: "You must really like fighting people, huh?"
Donnie shrugs
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "I have an enlarged hippopotamus Sally says that fuels anger and aggressive tendencies"
Diablo_The_Thugnificent seems to have memorized this explanation
<Wrong_Way>: "...Sally, huh?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Yeah Salvador"
<Donnie>: "Oh yeah, from that gym class."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Old poppa sal"
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess that makes you Diablo?"
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "Yeah Diablo Kuznets"
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, I hope we share more classes together."
Diablo_The_Thugnificent doesn't know how to respond to kindness
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "SAY THANKS DICKHEAD!
Donnie winces at the sudden increase of volume and use of profanity
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah...I'll see you around."
<Diablo_The_Thugnificent>: "RIGHT BACK ATYA BRO!"
Diablo_The_Thugnificent mimes finger guns at WW