Ice Climbers Air A Commercial

Toadette gathered some of her close friends (and not so close acquaintinces) to watch a commercial featuring a pair she was very friendly with - the Ice Climbers.

Toadette: Ooh, Popo and Nana said their new commercial will air soon!

Dry Bowser: Sounds pretty boring to me. Why would anyone want to watch a commercial?

Doc Brown: Great Scott, it's coming on!

Everyone gathered around in the living room as they leaned forward, with the commercial featuring the Ice Climbers playing.

"Want a game where you can bash seals, polar bears, and icy things with beaks?" Popo and Nana stated as they were bashing seals, polar bears with black sunglasses in pink shorts, and weird white feathery creatures with beaks called Topis. "Then get Ice Climber!"

"Starring us, the Ice Climbers!" Nana giggled as she blew a kiss to the camera.

"You won't regret it when you Smash it up with us!" Popo added as he and Nana proceeded to summon ice blocks they smashed away with their wooden mallets, freezing the creatures that approached them.

Palpatine: (scoffs) ...that was it?

Paul Blart: (nods in agreement) I've seen better commercials on Youtube.

And with that, the group dispersed, with Toadette disappointed that no one seemed to enjoy the commercial debut of the Ice Climbers on their own turf.