I don't even know

>Day something different in Equestria
>wake up
>shit, shower, and shave
>oww, shit. you cut yourself shaving.
>It's bleeding.
>shit. It's really going.
>Thhe blood achieves projectile status and launches into the mirror
Fuck!
>You run downstairs and grab and hand towel
>using the hand towel, you try to stop the bleeding
It's not working!
>You can feel yourself going faint
>The color in your hands is fading
Oh my god, oh my god, uhh...wat do i do?
>You feel something coming out of the wound
>Besides blood
>It feels like chunks of something
>With every chunk, your skin crawls
>the chunks collect in a pile on the floor
>The pile grows and begins to take a form
WHAT THE FUCK
>You try to run away but, you lack the energy to do so
>you faint from blood loss
>After a few hours, you come to
>Fluttershy is crabwalking over you, covered in your blood, while masturbating
Fluttershy...?
>This is simply to much to take
FS: Are ponies morphed from your hemoglobin then crabwalking over you your fetish?
Sigh...
No.
>Her ears flatten.
FS: Here's your blood back...
>She hands you a trash bag with a straw on the top.
>it's fucking heavy, must be at least 60% of your blood.
>How are you even ali..
FS: Magic.