African Kung-Fu Nazis

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In 1945 the second world war
came to an end.

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The German reich and the Japanese empire
were defeated by the allied forces.

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In front of us is Germany,

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within us marches Ghana.

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The German Nazi leader Adolf Hitler
committed suicide,

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while Japanese military leader hideki tojo was
sentenced to death by a military tribunal.

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Or at least that is what was
written in the history books.

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In reality, Hitler and tojo
fled by submarine to Ghana,

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where they are hiding to this day.

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And it all shall be mine.

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Among them also Hitler's most trusted
accomplice, horse-man goering.

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I am horse-man goering.

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No body can defeat goering.

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They are raising hell in
their local communities and

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smash everything and everyone in their way
with the superior Japanese karate skills.

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Whazz up?

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Goering! Back off!

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Thanks to the intense karate training,

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and their Arian superpowers,

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they managed to reverse their aging process

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and they are stronger and more

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Arian than ever before.

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Hitler!

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We will give you all that you need.

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That's only thing we need from you.

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Please provide us with ladies.

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Beautiful ladies like these.

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Hitler offers the local riches,
alcohol and women.

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But in reality he is brainwashing them

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with a spell of the magical "blutfahne”,
or blood flag.

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The new axis powers,

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Germany, Japan and Ghana
have gathered a powerful army

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calling themselves the ghan-arians.

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This time without Italy,
because they suck at war.

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Nobody is safe from the spell
of the magical blutfahne.

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And before you know it,

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your father, your mother,
your brother, your sister,

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might have already become a ghan-Arian...

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Mindless foot soldiers

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whose sole mission is to create
a new joined kingdom of Hitler's 4th reich

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and tojo"s new Japanese empire.

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Will anybody be able to stop them?

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Or will Hitler and tojo finally
be able to conquer the world?

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With their African kung fu Nazis!

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Here he comes now! Lookin' good!

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Hey addae, whaddup whaddup whaddup?

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Addae, ma man!

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Addae! Whaddup bro?

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I miss you, baby.

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You are looking so good.

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All for you. But...

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Don't forget our date tonight.

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Of course, Eva.

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I can't forget that. And I can't wait.

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You are such a darling.

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So happy.

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I've got ready for training now though...

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- Oh no.
- Yes.

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- See you later.
- Ok

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see you soon.

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Take care.

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Addae!

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How's your kung fu training coming along?

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Addae...

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You're late again!

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How do you ever expect to improve,
when you are not serious about training?

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I am sorry, master.

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You are sorry?

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As usual when you're late,
10 minutes horse stance!

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Go down, go down!

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Now, as you all know,

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there will be a great tournament.

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And I expect everyone of you
to be at your best.

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I expect you to fight with pride.

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And bring honor to our
shadow snake school.

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Remember!

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There is no kung fu style that can beat
our shadow snake school.

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Yes, master!

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And as always,

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akante will represent our school
for the tournament.

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And I will give the opportunity
to another student,

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who will also represent us
in the tournament.

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Me, master! Please choose me!

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Be silent!

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The one who impresses me the most will be
the second fighter for the tournament.

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And for you, addae,
you did not impress me today.

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I will announce the second fighter
by the close of the day.

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- Dispatch!
- Yes, master!

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Now, assemble! Everyone!

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Abeeku, step forward!

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You will represent our second fighter
at the tournament.

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Thank you, master.

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It is a great honor.
I will not disappoint you.

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- Join the queue.
- Thank you, master.

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Now you can dismiss.

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I believe master would have chosen you.

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You just have to be more disciplined.

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Otherwise you can never get to my level.

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Anyway, have you heard about
this new tournament?

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It's from a man called Adolf Hitler.

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Hitler... funny name, right?

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They call themselves the ghan-arians.

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- Akante.
- What?

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I don't know why master
is doing this to me.

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You know, kung fu is all I have.

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I thought master will
finially let me represent.

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Represent what?

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Cheer up my man.

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You've got the most beautiful
girl in town and that is Eva.

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You know what? I'll easily give up my spot
in the tournament

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so that I can have a date with her.

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No wait... I'd rather kick some ass.

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That's my boy. Cheer up, man.

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The ghan-arians do not even practice
Chinese kung fu.

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They practice Japanese karate.

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It's gonna be an easy win.

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I think you've had enough already!
What's wrong with you.

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I was hoping to have a
nice evening with you...

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The master.

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Again he didn't choose me.

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When will he finally give me the chance
to represent our school? When?

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Spare me with your whining addae!

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What is it with that dumb kung fu anyway?

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I love you, addae.

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But it is time you get a job for a change.

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Now let me tell you one secret.

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My father would never alloe me to marry
a loser like you!

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Please. You have to understand.

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If I can make a name for myself
in the martial arts world,

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I'll be rich and famous.

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You'll never have to worry
about a thing anymore.

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This is the perfect
chance for me, you know?

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It's going to be an easy tournament.

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It's by some guys who call
themselves ghan-arians.

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They don't even practice kung fu,
but Japanese karate.

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- Ghan-arians! Si!
- Ka!

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We have seized the power in Ghana.

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Now it's time to assimilate
the Ghanaian people.

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We have gathered here today
to swear in two new comrades,

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into our exclusive circle of ghan-arians.

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Only the best of the best can join us

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to fight for the advent of the 4th reich!

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So

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Now they shall swear the oath
to our beloved blutfahne.

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One people, one reich, one leader.

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You got dat right.

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For leader, reich and fatherland.

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Do you swear?

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Yes, my fuherer!

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In front of us is Ghana.
Within us marches Ghana.

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Marching is cool.

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Welcome our two new comrades
my dear Ghana-arians.

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Are you two ready to fight
for the advent of the 4th German reich

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and the new Japanese empire?

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Ghana-arians, now to a
completely different topic.

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As you all know, our great Ghana-Arian
tournament will start very soon.

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Regarding this, a few words from
our axis partner hideki tojo.

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Greetings.
A few remarks regarding

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the upcoming martial arts
tournament.

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No need to show any mercy
towards your opponents.

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Just exterminate
everyone in your way.

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Every fight, shall be fought
to the death.

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Chinese kung fu is crap.

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Japanese karate is the only true
martial art.

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Behold the beauty of Japan!
Hail the emperor of Japan!

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Tomorrow, we shall go out and spread
the word of Japan's beauty

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and recruit more soldiers for the
Japanese emperor and the German reich.

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Dat's sit!

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- Si!
- Ka!

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One... two...
One... two... stop!

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You may give me all your money for our
tournament and the emperor.

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One... two... one... two... stop!

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Mere woman, money out, for our
tournament and the emperor. Please.

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My money? Hell nah!
Get outta here!

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Oh, and hang up
this commercial for our tournament.

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You gotta be joking!

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One.

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Take this crap back.

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Two.

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I've had it with you China-man!

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Pay!

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Hey! Hey! Easy there China-man!

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One! Two! One! Two!

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One! Two! One! Two!

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One! Two! One! Two!

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Stop!

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Hey, my lady!

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You are very pretty.

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Give me a kiss!

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What is that?

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How dare you reject me woman!

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Let's have a little chat over there,
in this dark alley...

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Eva, you don't have to worry.

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He is an Asian. Even if he goes for it,
you won't feel a thing.

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What did you just say?

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Let me show you something...
In my pants...

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Hey addae! Brother!

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What are you doing?

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While you are sitting here enjoying adonko

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while the ghan-arians are
demolishing our school.

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What do you want, man?

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Can't you see I am busy?

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What the hell happened to you anyway?

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The ghan-arians have come to our school.

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It is terrible.

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They say if we don't pay them a tribute
every month to the Japanese emperor,

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they will exterminate us.

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Why don't you stop them?

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Isn't master there?

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And your kung fu is very great too.

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What's happening?

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They are too good.

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Too good?

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Yes.

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So we need every man... we must stop them.

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We must. We must go now. Please.

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- You mean too good?
- We must go now.

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Stop right there!

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No! Master!

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You, devil!

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You!

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I'll kill you!

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You show great fighting spirit.

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You would be a good soldier for the
emperor. But... you need to be punished.

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Master!

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We have gathered here today to pay our
last respect to our dear master.

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We fought a good fight in order
to save his nation.

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So we gathered here to show our
appreciation for being a good master.

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For it is written,
that a master dies by example.

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And our master was really de man.

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The lord gave and the lord has taken away.

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For as much as we praise almighty god,

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of his great mercy to take onto himself

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the soul of dear master,
shadow snake master, the departed one.

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Earth to the earth.

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Ashes to the ashes.

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And dust to the dust.

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Be with earth now and forever more. Amen.

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Just take it easy. Right?

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Where is Eva?

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I haven't seen her. Where is she?

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I don't know.

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Why don't you...

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I couldn't get hold of her for
the last few days.

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I guess, our wedding plans are on ice now.

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Sorry.

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Our master used to drive this type of car.

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It breaks my heart.

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These bastards will have to pay.

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Will you still take part in the
ghan-arians' martial arts tournament?

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Yes, I will.

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That will be suicide.

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I heard it is to the death.

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The Japanese karate is too strong.

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Our shadow snake kung fu style
won't stand a chance.

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I know, addae.

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But I have to try.

258
00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:14,953
I owe that to our master.

259
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,414
My heart...

260
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,874
My heart is burning addae!

261
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:38,576
Join the ghan-arians. Accra - kaputt!

262
00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,454
Stalingrad - cheese wheel.

263
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,332
Final victory is imminent.

264
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:50,411
Join the ghan-arians. Kumasi - kaputt!

265
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:54,158
Stalingrad - Ferris wheel.

266
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:57,162
Give us four years time.

267
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,039
Hello!

268
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,124
I am buying the rice, as usual.

269
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,539
Just one cup.

270
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:03,618
Dj Adolf. Join the ghan-arians.

271
00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:07,743
Greetings fighters from around the world.

272
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:11,705
Enlist to the great ghan-Arian tournament.

273
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,913
Get rewarded from Hitler himself.

274
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:20,201
Make your wishes become reality.

275
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:24,330
Hitler makes your wish come true.

276
00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:27,829
Join the ghan-arians.

277
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,199
A warm welcome to all fighters
from around the world,

278
00:28:33,542 --> 00:28:36,542
if you win our tournament, Hitler will
Grant you a wish, whatever it may be.

279
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,707
Now a few words from our
beloved fuehrerin.

280
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,574
Be hard as a greyhound doggy.

281
00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,953
Tough as a krupp iron bar.

282
00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:04,204
And fast as...

283
00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:07,578
Beef. I

284
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:13,036
the next song shall be dedicated
to my new love...

285
00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:16,079
Eva braun.

286
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:18,823
A tanned version.

287
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:36,037
Three times si-ka for Eva braun,
the tanned version!

288
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:39,655
- Si!
- Ka!

289
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:26,282
You guys are still alive.

290
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,783
You are here to enlist into our tournament?

291
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,167
You shall see.

292
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:35,785
Let me tell you something.

293
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:39,741
Your shadow snake style is useless.

294
00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:48,042
Leave him.

295
00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:49,958
Leave him!

296
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:19,285
Now come and fight.

297
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Hey!

298
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,750
Stop!

299
00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:25,792
Who are you?

300
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,614
You want to kill this little boy?

301
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,452
I said who are you?

302
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,707
I am a drinking master.

303
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,748
Addae!

304
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,831
Come on, boy.

305
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,248
Coward, come on.

306
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,414
I said come on.

307
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,243
We shall meet again.

308
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:29,542
And you!

309
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,039
Meet me there.

310
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,873
Only the strong can survive.

311
00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:44,197
Next time when you see a drinking master,

312
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,244
you will pass by.

313
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,198
Rise and shine.

314
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,119
Where am I?

315
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,365
Old guy...?

316
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:56,366
You're welcome to my home.

317
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:58,373
Thank you for yesterday.

318
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:00,914
You saved my life.

319
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,786
Who are you, old guy?

320
00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,123
Master akpeteshie.

321
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,907
Because...

322
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,245
I like akpeteshie.

323
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:28,833
Master akpeteshie.

324
00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:33,662
Your style. It's fantastic.

325
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:38,280
You could hold your own against
these ghan-arians and their karate.

326
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,458
Please.

327
00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,248
Master. Teach me.

328
00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,073
Please.

329
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:56,083
Well, that depends on you.

330
00:35:56,708 --> 00:36:02,032
I can see a fire burning in your heart.

331
00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:05,875
But is your heart in the right spot?

332
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,866
The training will be hard.

333
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:13,655
And I expect iron discipline.

334
00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,409
If you oversleep or complain,

335
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,831
I will throw you out.

336
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:26,121
This will be harder than anything
you have ever experienced before.

337
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,081
Are you ready now?

338
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,583
Yes, master.

339
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,698
I will not disappoint you.

340
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,706
Let's begin.

341
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:38,450
I call it, the moon shine style.

342
00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:41,454
Here, drink this.

343
00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:46,417
Take it.

344
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,167
Take it.

345
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,580
This is my secret, akpeteshie.

346
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,625
Watch me.

347
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,204
I think you are ready now to move on.

348
00:38:59,417 --> 00:39:01,328
What do you mean by move on, master?

349
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,367
Move on to learn the next techniques.

350
00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,408
What techniques, master?

351
00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:17,038
Well, you can't win the tournament
just with the moon shine style.

352
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,245
It works against karate.

353
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:25,873
But not against goering's iron shirt style.

354
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,206
You have to move on.

355
00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:30,867
You have to look for three-finger-Joe.

356
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:37,454
He lives on the hill of the dead,
there you will find three-finger-Joe.

357
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,286
My, my name is addae.

358
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:29,120
Master akpeteshie sent me.

359
00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:34,707
He said you can train me for the great
ghan-Arian martial arts tournament.

360
00:40:36,708 --> 00:40:37,788
Please.

361
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,912
Please master, teach me.

362
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:59,073
I am the three-finger-Joe.

363
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:06,916
My technique only work for three fingers'.

364
00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:11,990
Before you can learn my technique,
I chop off your hands.

365
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,624
I will chop chop your hands.

366
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,285
Chop fingers!

367
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:28,705
No, no, no please!

368
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,206
You are the chosen one.

369
00:41:55,250 --> 00:42:00,199
The priestess told me...

370
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:08,245
A man with three fingers will
come to me to teach him.

371
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:13,705
He is the man who will break
the spell of the blood flag.

372
00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:17,533
I hate the blood flag.

373
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,953
I hate the ghan-arians.

374
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,825
And I hate Hitler.

375
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,414
What an honor.

376
00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:34,623
You are the chosen one.

377
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,698
I bow before you.

378
00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:27,958
Break the nut.

379
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:29,748
You are such a darling.

380
00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:34,574
That a master dies by example...

381
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:38,708
Break the nut.

382
00:44:46,042 --> 00:44:47,042
Good.

383
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,699
But there is one more step.

384
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,661
You have to go to the priestess.

385
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:59,415
She will teach you how to break
the spell of the blood flag.

386
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,416
But, how can I find the priestess?

387
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,368
Don't worry.

388
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:07,615
You are the chosen one.

389
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,331
The priestess will find you.

390
00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:15,118
Now, go!

391
00:45:17,042 --> 00:45:18,042
Gol

392
00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:21,292
gol

393
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,077
Chosen one.

394
00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:28,448
Chosen one.

395
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:31,705
Chosen one.

396
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,327
Wake up.

397
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:39,993
Are you the priestess?

398
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,911
Yes, chosen one.

399
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,125
Come.

400
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Come.

401
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:06,243
Oooooooo00000h yes.
Very very good.

402
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,115
Them vanilla pancakes. Love 'em.

403
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,411
You hungry? I'm still a
bit hungey honestly.

404
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,248
Don't have anything here.

405
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,789
Sorry, ate it all earlier.

406
00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,490
Want some tea?

407
00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:21,452
The pancakes are gone.

408
00:47:21,625 --> 00:47:23,559
Oh yeah, what about that Adolf
guy by the way? Adolf himmler?

409
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:26,541
What is it with you and that
himmler guy? I mean Hitler.

410
00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:35,535
He brainwashes people with a spell
of the so called blood flag... hold on.

411
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,954
I will teach you a spell to break
the spell of the blood flag.

412
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Hold on a sec...

413
00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:53,581
This spell will protect you
from the blood flag.

414
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:54,993
Take this.

415
00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,542
Come here.

416
00:48:07,542 --> 00:48:14,948
Das how you burn dat
dayum blood flags.

417
00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:22,536
The power of this hairband
together with the words I just told you

418
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:26,200
will break the spell of
the dreaded blood flag.

419
00:48:26,458 --> 00:48:32,203
And eliminate the power Hitler
has over the ghan-arians.

420
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,204
You are ready now, chosen one.

421
00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:41,413
Meditate now... and never forget the words
I just told you!

422
00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:43,458
Go.

423
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:48,405
Now go to
the tournament. Exterminate Hitler!

424
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,490
Exterminate Hitler!

425
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:39,951
I will crush you like a bug.

426
00:49:56,417 --> 00:49:58,783
Ladies and gentleman!

427
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,866
Dear ghan-arians.

428
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,324
Awarm welcome to y'all.

429
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,697
Germany is cool.

430
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,490
- Si!
- Ka!

431
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:16,530
Let the games commence.

432
00:50:57,375 --> 00:51:01,698
In the blue corner:

433
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:06,994
A Mongolian.

434
00:51:08,792 --> 00:51:12,831
In the red corner:

435
00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:22,542
A large, but sexy black lady.

436
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:27,958
Fight!

437
00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,407
Winner:

438
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,572
The lady I mentioned earlier.

439
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:25,161
In the blue corner:

440
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:31,452
Some Indian dude.

441
00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:37,447
In the red corner:

442
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:45,156
Reichs-master goering.

443
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,458
Fight!

444
00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:42,993
Winner:

445
00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:48,161
Reichsmarschall goering.

446
00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:28,539
Cup of coffee, yeah... cup of coffee in the
big time, that's what you are.

447
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:35,034
You're just a grain of sand,
while I'm the whole desert, yeah!

448
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:36,250
Who's the man?

449
00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:37,748
You are Mr. machismo.

450
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,909
Yeah... rip it off machismo girls!

451
00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:53,159
In the blue corner:

452
00:55:55,083 --> 00:56:01,283
Mister machismo.

453
00:56:04,167 --> 00:56:08,410
In the red corner:

454
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:14,870
Addae.

455
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,542
Fight!

456
00:56:56,792 --> 00:57:01,035
I fear no man. I feel no pain!

457
00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:51,119
Winner: Addae.

458
00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:13,204
In the blue corner:

459
00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:22,577
Ghana-Arian leader.

460
00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:30,785
In the red corner:

461
00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:36,582
Akante.

462
00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:39,167
Fight!

463
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,080
Who am I?

464
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,250
Ghan-Arian leader!

465
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,205
Who am I?

466
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,375
Ghan-Arian leader!

467
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,500
That's me.

468
00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:57,914
Winner: Akante.

469
01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:15,655
Splendid Dr. adonko-man!

470
01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:19,996
We may have lost one of
our ghan-Arian comrades...

471
01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:25,782
But now the shadow snake fools
have to kill each other.

472
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,580
Hey, brother.

473
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,121
I believe the next fight
is very easy for us.

474
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,292
You, okay?

475
01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:43,367
- Certainly!
- Cheers.

476
01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:56,208
Sorry.

477
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:08,448
Addae, it looks like we have
to fight each other next.

478
01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:14,823
I just don't know if I can.

479
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:17,490
We must, akante.

480
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,577
We must.

481
01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:22,373
We have to avenge our master's death.

482
01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,699
We are the only chance these people have.

483
01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:30,206
To get rid of this cancer,
that are the ghan-arians.

484
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,623
You are right.

485
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:36,036
But I just can't.

486
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,788
You know, we have to fight to the death.

487
01:01:43,417 --> 01:01:44,623
If we are there,

488
01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,373
just make it quick.

489
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,539
Fight!

490
01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:13,782
I don't know if I should kill
you or marry you.

491
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:19,281
Well, I guess I will kill you.

492
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:15,035
Winner: Reichsmarschall goering.

493
01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:33,952
Fight!

494
01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:52,283
I wish it would have never come to that.

495
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,956
We have to do what has to be done.

496
01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,115
May the best man win.

497
01:05:23,042 --> 01:05:25,499
Why are you not fighting, addae?

498
01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:29,578
This is not helping anyone.

499
01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,161
You must not hold back.

500
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,282
You have to fight.

501
01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:40,458
Addae.

502
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:45,534
I believe one of us can win the finals.

503
01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:49,330
So let's do this for the
sake of our master.

504
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:52,415
Do it for the sake of our town.

505
01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:58,948
- I just can't.
- Addae!

506
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,500
Start fighting!

507
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,000
I can't.

508
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,618
I can't kill you.

509
01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:58,198
You're my friend!

510
01:07:58,667 --> 01:07:59,782
My brother!

511
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,448
I can't kill you...

512
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:05,239
Winner: Addae.

513
01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:46,831
Eva.

514
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,115
Eva, wait.

515
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,411
It's me, addae.

516
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,787
My name is Eva, the tanned one,
have we met before?

517
01:09:57,917 --> 01:09:59,032
Have we met before?

518
01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:01,202
Of course, we have.

519
01:10:03,167 --> 01:10:04,452
Eva, I love you.

520
01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:06,289
Don't you remember?

521
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,537
Excuse me, I started feeling sick
when you said the name... just Eva.

522
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:20,997
Eval

523
01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:25,827
I love you...

524
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:06,202
In then blue corner:

525
01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:12,992
Addae.

526
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:20,531
In the red corner:

527
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:28,781
Reichsashamona goering.

528
01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,542
Fight!

529
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:25,369
Everybody has a plan.

530
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,369
Until you get hit.

531
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:33,702
I told you.
Your shadow snake style is useless.

532
01:12:34,292 --> 01:12:38,831
Now, prepare to be re-united
with your friend.

533
01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:20,833
Break the nut!

534
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,996
Congratulations.
But unfortunately, due to a slight...

535
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:51,490
Rules violation, the last fight shall
be counted as a draw.

536
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:56,371
But, you are not the winner just yet!

537
01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:57,705
Tojo!

538
01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:10,410
How can you call yourself the winner if
you haven't beaten our best man just yet?

539
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:16,624
In him burns the flame
of the beauty of Japan!

540
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,039
Jawoll! I challenge you to a fight!

541
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,783
You're not the real winner of this
tournament without beating me!

542
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,582
Do you accept?

543
01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:30,372
I accept!

544
01:14:31,042 --> 01:14:32,873
So shall be it!

545
01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:37,991
The final fight should be
hideki tojo of the ghan-arians

546
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:44,704
versus addae of the shadow snake school.

547
01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:48,867
Gentleman! Get ready to fight!

548
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:52,825
Boys! Take the body away!

549
01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:50,155
Dr. Hitler, how would you like me
to exterminate him?

550
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:55,697
This is my secret, akpeteshie.

551
01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,206
No! Master!

552
01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:03,577
Eva, I love you!

553
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,786
Trying to numb your pain?

554
01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:35,539
I'll show you pain!

555
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:38,625
Come on!

556
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,198
I won the tournament.

557
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:26,371
Now I want you to Grant me my wish.

558
01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:30,909
So, what shall your wish be?

559
01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:34,905
Shall it be women? Shall it be money?

560
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:41,408
I can even make you my new
no.2 if you want.

561
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,410
I don't want any of them.

562
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,448
I want the blood flag.

563
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:50,405
What? The blutfahne?

564
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:56,491
A different choice would be
preferable, indeed.

565
01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:59,989
Now we gonna burn
dat dayum blood flag.

566
01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:04,913
No! Not the blood flag!

567
01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,615
Addae, take it!

568
01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:41,200
Welcome! Welcome to my shop!

569
01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:55,449
Are you doing great?

570
01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:59,518
I'm aight.
I'm glad we could bury the hatchet.

571
01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:01,578
- Tojo, we want some of this.
- Sure!

572
01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:03,702
Which do you want?

573
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:07,665
With or without teeth?

574
01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:10,700
- 10 Ghana cedi.
- We want it.

575
01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:27,078
- Here you are.
- Thank you very much.

576
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,243
Well, I guess my father was wrong

577
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:45,999
and you are never a loser after all.

578
01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:48,248
Yeah, I am not a loser.

579
01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:53,121
And I am really glad everything is
back to normal.

580
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:58,744
Once we settle down,
I will open my own kung fu school.

581
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:03,907
I will strongly support you, because your
kung fu has saved us all!

582
01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:07,780
Something like the ghan-arians must
never happen again.

583
01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:09,952
Hey addae...

584
01:22:10,917 --> 01:22:12,327
- Si!
- Ka!