Mad Lib style planet descriptions

It was absolutely neccesary that,

It seemed obvious that,

Rather likely though it was,

Not to be outdone by the people of the other country,

In stark contrast to what was done before,

With great disappointment in how well the custom [noun]-based telescope competition was going,

Happily enough,

[name] is a decently sized [body type], and that was enough of a surprise already. And now,

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for the discovery of [name] that you would have to [action] in order to see it,

no one really cared about what [astronomer] had to say about the [body type] [name],

[astronomer] was the first to discover that [name] was in fact a [body type], and not a [noun] as everyone had previously suspected. This caused many people to [action] in front of [astronomer],

[astronomer] didn't

that you would have to [action] at a couple of [noun]s to spot [name] in the sky,

in fact, the [body type] [name] was discovered by a dare by [astronomer] on their anniversary night,

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in order to be certain that you would be in for a heck of a lot of fun when looking at it.

rather than determining it for certain.

all of the way.

in reality.

properly done

at least 30 years after it was supposed to happen

around 15 years before the expected time

It is sometimes considered by idiots like the [noun]-people to not be a [body type] after all, but rather a giant space station.

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If you know what I mean.

This is of course obvious in retrospect.

It has been held in high regard ever since.

Of course, the [body type] [name] doesn't actually care.

All of this means that everyone loves [name], and they're grateful for [same astronomer]'s contributions to science.

No one actually cares though.

The Astronomical Society has recorded the object in its list of "the seven [adjective]est [body types] ever."

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nouns: telescope, kerbal, road, train, rocket, rocket engine, mirror, potato, moon, star, planet, car, plane, rock, bed, cup, monitor, computer, the Rockomax Conglomerate, space suit, trojan horse, sharpie marker, video game, copy of Kerbal Space Program

adjective: dumb, stupid, great, magical, pretty, lame, cool, disgusting, decently terrestrial, unlike tea, giant, small, sexy, cute, poisonous

actions: throw a rock, fly in space, cry, pray, deliver a package, transition into godlike power, become evil, love your girlfriend, love your boyfriend, love your spouse, eat some cake, eat some pie, eat a pizza, punch, torture, belittle, bully, love your local astronomer, hurt [astronomer], love [astronomer], write computer code

body types (Gas Giants): Giant planet, gas giant, cloudy world, swirling goliath planet, gas planet
body types (Moons): moon, satellite, subplanet, rocky world
body types (terrestrials): world, rocky world, planet, giant boulder, terrestrial planet
body types (stars): fusing gas ball, great ball of fire, star, sun, stellar object, mass of incandescent gas, gigantic nuclear furnace

names: see cbNameLater or name

astronomers: Dr. Wernher von Kerman, Isaac Kilonewton, Mr. Kerman, an astronomer, Jebediah Kerman, Bob Kerman, Sir William Kerschel, Madam Caroline Herschel, a citizen, an amateur astronomer, Neil DeGrasse Kermson, Thomas Kerman, a video game player, a young earth creationist, a flat-world conspiracy theorist, Scott Kermanley, Valentina Kerman, Schiaparelli Kerman, the Kerbal Astronomical Society, Bill Derbil the science Kerbal