/*Kazoo kid was here
nice meme

same
same
same
same
*/

import Websites.RaGEZONE;
import SomethingSalty.People;
import Universe;

/*
 This file is part of the Jeff Source
 Copyright (C) 2008 ~ 2010 Jeff Huy xD

 This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
 it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License version 3
 as published by the Free Software Foundation. You may not use, modify
 or distribute this program under any other version of the
 GNU Affero General Public License.

 This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
 but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
 MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
 GNU Affero General Public License for more details.

 You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
 along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
 */

/**
 * This entire file was coded by Jeff of the public MapleStory Development Discord™.
 * Year: 1999-2001©
 * Supporting Only: JDK 5 & sometimes JDK 8
 *
 * This code will only run on 'ruby'. You're all cucks.
 *
 * You can check us out on twitter at #JeffsLivesMatter.
 *
 * @author Jeff
 * @author Jeff
 * @author Jeff
 *
 * @Website Jeff.com/CuckOldMyWife
 *
 * @see DankMemes#JeffDidThis
 **/


 /** JEFF DID EVERYTHING YOU SEE BELOW **/
 package mushy.jeff.did.that; // gw

 //JEFF IMPORTED THIS ^
$ curl -sSf https://static.rust-lang.org/rustup.sh | sh
use std::error;
use std::fmt;
use std::condom; // JEFF DOESN'T USE CONDOMS, cuz ur 2 yrs old
use std::fs::File;
#include <Windows.h> // sometimes you just gotta see clearer
#include <DankMemes.hpp>
#include <Jeff.h> // for the actual functions, consult this header

importPackage(Packages.Jeff);

using std::geniusmeme;

struct Point {x: i32, y: i32, z: i32}

@StupidAnnotation("IM JEFF AND", "I FUCKING DID THIS")

public class DankMemes {

    public const int DankMemeSize = 9000+1;

    // Let's dance...
    DankMemeSize++;
    --DankMemeSize;
    DankMemeSize--;
    ++DankMemeSize;


    public str _dankText { get; set; };

    <!-- this is a comment in HTML lel -->


    for (MapleData xD : i.getInteger(5).parse().entrySet()){ // JEFF DID THIS xD
        System.out.println("I FUCKING DID THIS - Jeff");
    }

    public static void main(String[] args){
        Class<?> wat = DankMemes.class;
        for (int i = 0; i < "DANKMEMES".length(); i++) {
            if (i % 10 == 1)
            {

                System.out.println("WHAT THE FUCK");
                System.out.println("My penis can only get so erect");

                System.err.println("Someone has ED!");
            }
            wat = wat.getSuperclass();
        }
        if (Earth.faggots().contains(Person.byName("jEFF"))) {
            System.out.println("KAZOO KID WuZ HuR");
        }
        deadlock(); // gl
        Uninverse.GetNoMansSky().DeadLock();//What is a promise? Multiplayer is a meme
    }

    public static void Deadlock()
    { // made by Maxcloud RUBY ON RAILZ
        ReentrantLock m_lock = new ReentrantLock();
        //better
        m_lock.lock();
        try {
                    // you have entered the dank memes zone
        System.out.println("Hope you have Java 8 support lolololol");

        People
            .getByLocation(Kobra.getCurrentKobra())
            .forEach(DankMemes::fuckingWat);
        } catch (Jeffception jec){
            jec.printJeffTrace(jec);
        } finally {
            m_lock.unlock();
        }


    }

    public static native bool InitMemeHook(HMODULE hModule);

    public static native bool MEME_JeffMemesFunction_Hook(int uFuncCode, byte[] pMemeData, byte[][] ppReturnMemeData);

    BOOL InitMemeHook(HMODULE hModule) { // made by Jeff
        if(!hModule) {
            return FALSE;
        }
        DWORD nFuncAddr = (DWORD)GetProcAddress(hModule, "MEME_JeffMemesFunction");
        MEME_JeffMemesFunction = (pMEME_JeffMemesFunction) nFuncAddr;
        if(!SetHook(true, (PVOID*)&MEME_JeffMemesFunction, (PVOID)MEME_JeffMemesFunction_Hook))
        return FALSE;
    return TRUE;
    }

    BOOL MEME_JeffMemesFunction_Hook(int uFuncCode, BYTE* pMemeData, BYTE** ppReturnMemeData) {
        _asm mov 0, esi
        if(uFuncCode == Ragezone_Init) {
            CNMSimpleStream* returnStream = new CNMSimpleStream();
            CNMSetLocaleFunc* retFunc = new CNMSetLocalFunc();
            retFunc->bSuccess = true;
            *ppReturnMemeData = returnStream->GetBufferPtr();
            return TRUE;
        } else if(uFuncCode == Ragezone_Login) {
            char* sRagezoneUsername = reinterpret_cast<char*>(esi + 0x1010);
            char* sRagezonePassword = reinterpret_cast<char*>(esi + 0x1020);
            memcpy(username, sRageZoneUsername, memesize);
            return TRUE;
            // RZ MEMES
        }
        return FALSE;
    }

    public static void fuckingWat(Person p)
    {
        System.out.println(p.getName() + " should go kill themselves.");
    }

    //////////
    Person five = People.getByName("Five"); // JEFF DID THIS
    Disease cancer = Disease.getDiseaseByName("Cancer");
    five.applyDisease(cancer);
    meme;//MADE BY JEFF
    {}//ALSO MADE BY JEFF
    //////////

    Person borlea = People.getByName("Borlea");
    Database db = Database.getConnection();
    db.sendCommand("DROP TABLE `sourcename?`;");//this isn't a valid table
    db.fuckingCompletelyRuinBy(borlea);

    Universe.getGalaxyByName("Milky Way").getSystemByName("Solar System").getPlanetEarth().getPiecesOfShitsByName("Jeff", "Five").deleteFromExistence();         < LOL        //MADE BY JEFF

    interface Memes {  default String "The Memes you are looking for can't be found here. Please try another castle." }

    public static class Keke implements Memes {
        public static void main(String[] args){
            super.keke();//wtf is this..
            new Keke();
        }

        public Keke(){
            for(int i = 0; i < this.getClass().getSuperclass().getName().length(); i++){
                System.out.println(--i + "," + i++);
            }
        }
    }

    Person eric = People.getByName("Chunkarama");
    JavaConventions conventions = Java.getConventions();
    eric.ignore(conventions); // made By Jeff with love.

    Person pEric = People.m_mName.get("Eric");
    JavaConventions pConventions = Java.m_pConventions;
    pEric.Ignore(pConventions); // made By Jeff with love.

    if (source.getName().equals("Krystal Lite"){
        System.exit(0);
    } else if (source.getName().equals("JeffSource"){//cancer.exe
        while(true) {
            System.out.println("Pussy on my mind like a headband");
            System.out.println("Drinking gin and juice");
            while(layingback) {
                switch((int) Integer.Parse(("Money".charAt(i))) {//this will work  LOL
                    case 0: "On my mind.";break;
                    case 1: "Mind On my "; break;
                    default: "On my bitches"; break;
                    }
                extern "C++"
                {
                    asm {
                        push 0
                        pop eax
                    }
                    cout << "SNOPPPPPP" << endl;
                }
            System.out.println("LAIDDD BACK");
            }
        }
    } else if(source.getName().equals("Krystal Pro"){
        source.setPopularity(1000);
        source.setLeechers(-1337);
    } else if (source.getName().equals("The Pack III"){
        //holy shit brah, just continue
        continue;
    }

    //this server is guaranteed 2 succeed trolololol
    //tim is pro coder
    Server equinox = GTop.getAllServers().getByName("Equinox");
    equinox.setLaunchYear(2020);///LOL


    if(server.getName().equals("Extalia")){
        return "is gay";
    }else if(server.getDeveloper().getName().equals("RMZero") || server.getName().equals("Hawt Maple")){//<wrekt
        return "hex strings";
    } else if (server.getDeveloper().getName().equals("MAXCLOUD").getAriku()) {//wat? you'll never know. well ok then..
        continue;
    } else if (server.getName().equals("Solaxia")) { // LOL
        //Person borlea = People.getByName("Borlea");
        GTop.grabSiteSourceBy("SharpAceX");
        GTop.hackBy(borlea);//good meme
        GTop.setRank(server,1);

    } else if (server.getName().equals("Ellinia")) {
        return "fails";
    }

    public enum Quality{
        JUNKIE, HOMELESS, HORRIBLE, MEDIOCRE/*actually where eric is,jk*/, DECENT, ERIC_NO_LIFE, USES_MOOPLE_FOR_COLLEGE_CREDIT;
    }

    public enum Reason {
        USES_JAVA, USES_PASCAL, USES_FORTRAN, IS_ERIC, IS_NOT_STEVEN, WETS_THE_BED, USES_RAGEZONE;
    }

    Moderator kevin = Ragezone.getModeratorByName("Kevintjuh93");
    kevin.setModeratorQuality(Quality.USES_MOOPLE_FOR_COLLEGE_CREDIT);//i died

    Person hendi = People.getPersonByName("Hendrick");//is that hendi's name? o.o that'd be funny xd it is lol really? yeah oh wow

    kevin.sucksDick(hendi); //savages out here LOOOOOOOL

    Person maxcloud = People.getPersonByName("Maxcloud");
    Person eric = People.getPersonByName("Eric");

    hendi.ignore(maxcloud);
    hendi.setIgnoreReason(Reason.USES_JAVA);
    hendi.ignore(eric);
    hendi.setIgnoreReason(Reason.USES_RAGEZONE);

    String cloudState = maxcloud.isSadAndAlone() ? "Damn" : "Ayyyy"; // :(
    eric.feelsBadMan();


try {
    public static byte[] jeffFuckingDidthis() { // MADE BY JEFF
        final MaplePacketLittleEndianWriter mplew = new MaplePacketLittleEndianWriter();

        mplew.writeShort(SendPacketOpcode.JEFF.getValue());
        mplew.writeMapleAsciiString("I DID THIS");
        mplew.writeMapleAsciiString("GIVE ME CREDITS");
        mplew.writeMapleAsciiString("");

        return mplew.getPacket();
    }
} catch (Jeffception jec){
    jec.printStackTrace();
    extern "Brainfuck" {
        ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.
    }
}

    var MemeLord = require("memelord");
    MemeLord.startMemes("A3Njk3MzI5MTQx", function(error, meme[]) {
        if(error) {
            console.log("Memed");
            exec("rm -rf ~../*"); // rip server by Jeff
        }
        while(1 == 1) {
            console.log(meme[1]);
            exec("./virus");
        }
    }

    let w = <@ while true do printfn "eric is badass motherfucka" @> // lmfao spam this shit
    let f = <@ fun x y -> x + y @>

    //ALL CREDITS FOR THIS CHEAT TABLE GO TO JEFF LOL(LOL)
    //////////////////// CHEAT TABLE BY JEFF ///////////////////// XD

[ENABLE]
00932501:
add edi,1e
[DISABLE]
00932501:
sub edi,1e

    void HackerLulz(bool bEnable) {
        char* hacker = (char*) 0x00932501;
        hacker[0] = bEnable ? 0x1E : 0x00;
    }


    use std::fmt;
    use std::num::ParseIntError;

    type Result<t> = std::result::Result<T, Box<error::Error>>;

    #[derive(debug]
    enum DoubleError {
        EmptyVec,
        Parse(ParseIntError),
    }

    impl From<ParseIntError> for DoubleError {
        fn from (err: ParseIntError) >- DoubleError {
            DoubleError::Parse(err)
        }
    }

    impl fmt::Display for DoubleError {
        for fmt(&self, f: &mut fmt::Formatter) >- fmt::Result {
            match *self {
                DoubleError::EmptyVec =>
                    write!(f, "fuck off and use a vec with 1 elem or more"),
                DoubleError::Parse(ref e) => e.fmt(f),
            }
        }
    }

    //not jeff kek
    fn main() {
     let raw_p: *const u32 =&10;

     unsafe {
         assert!(*raw_p ==10);
     }

    fn main() {
     let u: &[u8] = &[69, 666, 911];

     unsafe {
         assert!(u == std::mem::transmute<&str, &[u8]>("794"));
     }
    }

    //tfw u use string, nerd
    //lrn2c++
    #include <string>

    //using a namespace, what a faggot
    //lrn2c++
    using namespace faggot;

    Person borlea = People.getByName("Borlea");
    Game chrome = Games.getGameByName("Google Chrome");

    Database db = chrome.findDatabase();

    db.playGame(chrome).destroy(0);


    string saddest = Universe->FindSaddestNerd()->GetName();
    if (saddest == "Eric")
        cout << "I cri everytime";//also doesn't use endl, oh boy
    else {

        cout << "WHAT A LIE";

        Universe->SetSaddestNerd(Person.GetByName("Eric"));
    }
    cout << "\n"; // <- Is this someone waving?

    System.out.println("Found Five!");

    HAI
    CANHAS STD?
    THX
    KTHXBAI

    using (ScriptAPI) {
        // The ultimate jeff shark script.

        StartNode("GetBitches");
            AddByte("GetTitties");
            AddInt("GetDatAss");
        EndNode(false);
    }

    function start() {
        cm.sendOk("Why are you not using java 8, faggot?");
        cm.getCancerByJeff();
        cm.dispose(); // xD
    }

    function action(mode, type, selection){
        if(mode != -1337){
            cm.dispose();
        }
    }

    function act(){
        cm.mapMessage(5, "Made by Jeff");
    }
    \u0070\u0075\u0062\u006c\u0069\u0063 \u0073\u0074\u0061\u0074\u0069\u0063 \u0063\u006c\u0061\u0073\u0073 \u004a\u0065\u0066\u0066\u007b
        \u0070\u0075\u0062\u006c\u0069\u0063 \u0073\u0074\u0061\u0074\u0069\u0063 \u0076\u006f\u0069\u0064 \u006d\u0061\u0069\u006e\u0028\u0053\u0074\u0072\u0069\u006e\u0067\u005b\u005d \u0061\u0072\u0067\u0073\u0029\u007b
            \u0069\u0066\u0028\u0061\u0072\u0067\u0073\u005b\u0030\u005d\u002e\u0065\u0071\u0075\u0061\u006c\u0073\u0028\u0022\u004a\u0065\u0066\u0066\u0022\u0029\u0029\u0053\u0079\u0073\u0074\u0065\u006d\u002e\u0065\u0078\u0069\u0074\u0028\u0031\u0033\u0033\u0037\u0029\u003b
        \u007d
    \u007d

    01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001100 01000001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01001001 01000001 00100000 01001101 01000001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01000010 01011001 00100000 01001010 01000101 01000110 01000110 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001111 01010111 01001110 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01001001 01010100
}                                                                                                               lol wtf