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- LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR
- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
- ...
- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
- AGAIN.
- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
- IF YOU CROSS THE NORWEGIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
- 1 - A JOB,
- 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
- 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
- 4 - WELFARE,
- 5 - FOOD STAMPS,
- 6 - CREDIT CARDS,
- 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
- 8 - FREE EDUCATION,
- 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
- 10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
- 11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
- 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH
- RESPECT
- I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
- Are WE dumbasses or what ?????
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