Goatse in Equestria! (It Sucks!)

>Wake up
>Woah
>Bright colors everywhere
>19th century houses
>Where the fuck are you
>Some pink horse-looking thing walks up to you and starts TALKING TO YOU
>"Hey, mister! How are YOU doing today!?"
>You think for a moment
>Do what you do best
>You bend over, drop trou, and open up that bottomless pit of an asshole of yours in this pink pony's face
>She's like, "Yum!"
>She starts vigorously eating out your stretched out asshole

>"Mmh! Tastes like Rainbow Dash's asshole!" she moans through your asshole
>The vibrations echo throughout your hollow colon
>Holy fuck that feels good
>You yell back as politely as you can,
"KEEP TALKING TO MY ASSHOLE YOU CHEAP MUTANT HORSE WHORE."
>"Okey-doki-loki-hokey-pokey-artichokey...", etc.
>Oh god it feels so good against your anus
>You cum about 12 times
>She's cumming
>Eventually you lean back
>Your asshole starts to engulf Pinky-Pie
>Eventually there's a Pinky-shaped figure stretching out of your stomach like you're a snake who just ate a mouse
>You hunger for more mutant-horse-ass-snacks
>You're now running backwards with Kenyan speed with your asshole, charging at random scared ponies, engulfing them one by one with your back-end
>Eventually you've reverse-ingested so many mutant horses that you look kinda like Eric Cartman in that one episode of South Park where he became some giant tentacle monster or something
>You're pretty sure that episode had Rosie O'donnel in it or some shit
>Lol she's hosted the Kids Choice Awards too many times
>Anyway you burst into treats, the end.