Fallout NY Reboot: Session 7: Grand Old Time

Game starts at 8:59

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
8:37 PM - yo homie entered chat.
8:37 PM - Doc has been invited to chat.
8:37 PM - Doc entered chat.
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
8:37 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: sqeee
8:37 PM - yo homie: there we go
8:38 PM - Doc: hey dan man where the fuck are you
weve got games to play and shit to do
dont jsut say "wait a bit, i'm late its called the new york minute"
you can sit and spin on it chill tits and tilt chairs nowhere to be seen causing a scene like a drama queen
8:38 PM - Doc: i call it
8:38 PM - Doc: "what the fuck this is awful"
8:39 PM - yo homie: yeah that whole .txt was a bundle of what the fuck
8:39 PM - yo homie: but hey, he's here
8:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: had to run to my school to deal with some shit about my schedule
8:39 PM - Doc: im gonna eat in a little bit
8:39 PM - Doc: so lets not start yet
8:40 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: who the fuck eats at 9pm
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: fucking weirdos
8:40 PM - Doc: it's 7:30
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: that's still p late
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I ate at like 6
8:40 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: it's not like eating late does anything anyway :v
8:40 PM - Doc: yeah, it's a barbeque
8:40 PM - Doc: so ran a little late
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: o
8:40 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I just had some toast and it's 2 AM so
8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I guess I might as well get some food now
8:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: well you're weird
8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yeah who has toast at 2 am
8:41 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ...me?
8:41 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: poles that's who
8:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb
8:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I show up and everyone leaves
8:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm still here
8:43 PM - Doc: yeah
8:46 PM - Saiko Itami entered chat.
8:47 PM - Saiko Itami: ((hi nerds))
8:47 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yo
8:47 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh hey look who it is
8:48 PM - Doc: hey 2kool4scool
8:48 PM - Saiko Itami: sup 2lame4fame
8:49 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: back
8:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: sup butthole4dumbbutt
8:50 PM - Doc: how's kamen rider giam: with magical girls: the game
8:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: alright so we're all here
8:50 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: lets get rollin~~~
8:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yyyyyyep
8:51 PM - Saiko Itami: pretty alright, now get back to fisher price's My First Apocalypse™  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
8:51 PM - Doc: actually this is like
8:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: technically our third
8:51 PM - Doc: the 3rd or 4th yeah
8:51 PM - Doc: gotta eat
8:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 4th for me and ciaster I think
8:51 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: goddamn
8:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh yeah, 4th
8:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: wait, 4th?
8:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: probably
8:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: do we count aloha as a separate campaign or not
8:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: 4th what
8:52 PM - Saiko Itami: i wasnt even referring to that
8:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: aloha is seperate yeah
8:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 4th fallout campaign
8:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: in this case yeah it's the 4th
8:52 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: ah
8:52 PM - Saiko Itami: man you guys look too deeply
8:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yes we do
8:52 PM - Saiko Itami: get back to roleplaying
8:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we can't
8:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: anyway, what were we doing when we finished last time?
8:52 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: because potato has to eat :V
8:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we were just resupplying in town
8:53 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: new job available
8:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh yeah now I remember
8:53 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I updated the barter calculator to include buy and sell buttons
8:53 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: so that makes things easier for you
8:53 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: since nobody knew how to use it proprly
8:53 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: properly
8:54 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 2confuse
8:54 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: dum nerd
8:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: good job
8:54 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I can't stop listening help me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cAbf2FPb8
8:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: also, Dan, your /tg/ thread got like 0 attention :v
8:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yep
8:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: we we're the only people that posted in there :V
8:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yes
8:55 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: were*
8:55 PM - Saiko Itami: did he make a second one?
8:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: it was pretty pathetic, really, now that I think of it :v
8:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah
8:56 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yeah, I know it did
8:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: nah its always worse with facepunch
8:56 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: my burst threads get more attention
8:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: when you make a thread that is on the front page for a good 10 hours
8:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and gets no attention
8:56 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: with 4chan and reddit shit stays there for like 2 minutes
8:57 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Dez.
8:59 PM - Dez: Dez plops down beside Marlowe "Hey Marlowe"
8:59 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to New York, New York.
9:00 PM - Dez: "What exactly did you do before you came here?"
9:00 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Private detective."
9:00 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Way back in California."
9:00 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "You?"
9:00 PM - Dez: "Bodyguard I guess?"
9:00 PM - Dez: "Kinda hard to explain"
9:01 PM - Dez: "Just a bunch of odd jobs here and there."
9:01 PM - Dez: "But, what was your intended purpose yknow?"
9:01 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Police officer, I think."
9:02 PM - Dez: "So are you some kind of pre-war relic then?"
9:02 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "That's why they made me look human, for people to consider me more trustworthy."
9:02 PM - Dez: "Never heard of a lawman in the wastes"
9:02 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Yeah, pre-war. Been sitting in cold storage for a long time."
9:03 PM - Dez: "Ever met anyone like you?"
9:04 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Nah."
9:04 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Not yet, at least."
9:04 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Don't think there are others like me, even. Been walking so long and I haven't seen a single one."
9:04 PM - Dez: "Yknow that radio show that the Doc keeps talking about?"
9:05 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Think I might've caught an episode or two, why?"
9:05 PM - Dez: "They mention a whole lot of androids living around in NY and other places on the East Coast"
9:05 PM - Dez: "What if it's true?"
9:06 PM - Dez: "Like, a whole colony full of 'em"
9:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "You think?"
9:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Wouldn't really make sense, to be honest. Me in Cali, and an entire colony over here, and no others? Doesn't compute."
9:07 PM - Dez: "I've seen stranger things man. I mean, it's possible. Anything is."
9:07 PM - Dez: "I don't think people would just make androids exclusively in one area."
9:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I shrug clumsily.
9:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Guess we'll see."
9:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "I'm going to check on the girl. You coming?"
9:10 PM - Dez: "Nah, you go."
9:10 PM - Dez: "I'll wait here for the Doc"
9:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Shaking my head in disbelief, I walk out of
9:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I assume we were talking in a bar or something?
9:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: wherever we were talking
9:11 PM - Dez: whateva you want bb
9:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and head for the hospital to check on Sarah.
9:12 PM - New York, New York: You head into the hospital, to find that Sarah... isn't in her room.
9:13 PM - Dez: ewotniga
9:13 PM - New York, New York: Or anywhere in the hospital, for that matter
9:13 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Does it look like she got up and left, or
9:13 PM - New York, New York: Most definitely
9:13 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: well I'm still gonna ask the doctor
9:13 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: is he anywhere to be found?
9:14 PM - New York, New York: He's in another room, you find after a short search
9:14 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Hey, doc. Where's the girl I brought here a while ago?"
9:14 PM - New York, New York: "Hm? You mean she isn't in her room?"
9:15 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Nope, it's empty."
9:15 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Shit."
9:15 PM - Dez: do ur private dick shit nigga
9:15 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: chill your ass man
9:15 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: but yeah, I'm gonna do my private detective shit
9:16 PM - Dez: Dez pulls out a bag and counts out his caps on the counter
9:16 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm going back to her room and looking over it for ~clues~
9:16 PM - New York, New York: "Empty? Well, that's problematic. She was still in pretty bad shape."
9:16 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Yeah, here's hoping she left on her own."
9:17 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "This ain't exactly a well secured place, is it?"
9:17 PM - New York, New York: roll PER
9:17 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: 3
9:17 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: pass
9:18 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: what do I
9:18 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: percept
9:18 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ?
9:18 PM - Dez: no
9:18 PM - Dez: yes
9:18 PM - New York, New York: You spot that the bedsheets are thrown aside as though the bed's occupant got out, while the window, which can only be opened from the inside, is, well, open
9:19 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: alright so it's pretty obvious she got up and walked away
9:19 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: but she's probably gonna get fucked up out in the wastes
9:19 PM - Dez: or is it ;o
9:20 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm gonna swing by the quest giving dude's shack and ask if she collected her pay for the hospital job
9:20 PM - Dez: wait
9:20 PM - Dez: I just payed that bitch's hospital build for nothing
9:21 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: did you mean bill
9:21 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and if yes
9:21 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: how is it possible to misspell a word that bad
9:21 PM - Dez: oh wow yeah
9:22 PM - Dez: I udnno
9:22 PM - Dez: I say build a lot I think
9:22 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: are you having a stroke
9:22 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
9:22 PM - New York, New York: You swing by Will's shack, and find him doing some sort of paperwork or another
9:22 PM - Dez: in
9:22 PM - Dez: nyes
9:22 PM - Doc: hi
9:22 PM - Dez: sarah is gone
9:23 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: rip
9:23 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: actually not
9:23 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: but maybe
9:24 PM - Doc: well
9:24 PM - Doc: data is staying this session randomly
9:24 PM - Doc: sarah is missing
9:24 PM - Doc: hijinks might just ensue
9:24 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah but I think he's just spectating :v
9:24 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: anyway
9:24 PM - New York, New York: yeah he's just watching
9:24 PM - Doc: so where are dex and myself
9:25 PM - Dez: I'm in some bar
9:25 PM - Dez: mar is at will's place
9:25 PM - Dez: I dunno where you are you can make that up
9:25 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Hey, listen - did you see the girl swing by to collect her pay for the hospital job?"
9:26 PM - New York, New York: "The one who you came in with the first time? No, she hasn't been around. Wasn't she in the hospital?"
9:26 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Emphasis on 'was'."
9:26 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Goddammit."
9:27 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Looks like she left on her own, but if she wasn't here..."
9:27 PM - Doc: (pssst)
9:27 PM - Doc: (check the vault)
9:27 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Then again, she's probably confused and weak from blood loss."
9:28 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: which vault was it again?
9:28 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
9:28 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I feel like Marlowe should remember this but I don't
9:28 PM - New York, New York: 6 iirc
9:28 PM - Dez: would we even know where that is
9:28 PM - New York, New York: nope
9:29 PM - Dez: I smell a plot hook
9:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "You wouldn't happen to know which way to Vault 6, would you?"
9:29 PM - Dez: but then again, why should we care
9:29 PM - Doc: actualyl yeah
9:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: well Marlowe cares
9:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I think
9:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
9:29 PM - Saiko Itami: it was 9 actually
9:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ssh
9:31 PM - Saiko Itami: sorry~
9:31 PM - Doc: hush, bennedict arnold
9:32 PM - Doc: did dan die again
9:32 PM - New York, New York: no
9:32 PM - New York, New York: I'm typing
9:33 PM - New York, New York: "Vault (retconned to) 9? No, I don't personally know. But I hear tell that the Yellow Cab caravan company deals with them. They're a semi-open Vault that deals with the outside."
9:33 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "And where would I go if I wanted to do business with Yellow Cab?"
9:35 PM - New York, New York: "They have a their own floor in the Empire State Building, that's where they're headquarters is, at least. The State Building's a settlement much like our little town here, but far grander. They've got some pull in the more civilized parts of the city."
9:36 PM - New York, New York: doc and dez are welcome to wander conveniently in if you guys want
9:36 PM - Dez: I'm waiting for doc in the bar :V
9:36 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: guess we're not gonna be blowing this place up this time
9:36 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oooooooooor are we?
9:36 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
9:37 PM - Dez: Dez finishes counting his caps, and due to impatience, leaves the bar and wanders around town looking for Doc.
9:37 PM - Doc: "Didn't know you care so much"
9:37 PM - Doc: i say wandering in
9:37 PM - Doc: "Wait, is she out of the hospital?"
9:38 PM - New York, New York: Dez spots Doc wander into Will's shack and follows after
9:38 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Yeah, she's gone."
9:38 PM - New York, New York: you're all together happy days
9:38 PM - Dez: "Who is?"
9:38 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Looks like she headed off on her own, but I'm still worried."
9:39 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "The doc at the hospital said she was in pretty bad shape still."
9:39 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "I just figure we owe her something, you know? She almost died because of us."
9:40 PM - Doc: "Techincally she owes Dez"
9:40 PM - Doc: "But.....fine. Where are we heading?"
9:40 PM - Dez: mrudermurdermudermurder
9:40 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Empire State Building it is, then. Mark it on the map, would ya?
9:41 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: (that's your cue to mark it on our map, Dan :v
9:41 PM - New York, New York: oh
9:41 PM - New York, New York: I'm needed
9:42 PM - Doc: OK, game plan
9:42 PM - Doc: we go there
9:42 PM - Doc: get her
9:42 PM - Doc: ??????
9:42 PM - Doc: blow it up
9:42 PM - Doc: ??????
9:42 PM - Doc: profit
9:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: she's not there
9:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I think
9:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: did you even read the chat :v
9:42 PM - Dez: If she is there
9:42 PM - Dez: we bring her back to the vault
9:43 PM - Doc: oh yeha
9:43 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: we're trying to find the vault she's going to but we don't know where it is
9:43 PM - Dez: if she wants to
9:43 PM - Doc: game plan part 2
9:43 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah that was the plan
9:43 PM - Doc: go to ESB
9:43 PM - Doc: take cab
9:43 PM - Doc: go to vault
9:43 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm just worried if she can actually make it in one piece
9:43 PM - Doc: get her
9:43 PM - Saiko Itami: alright, ill seeya guys for now
9:43 PM - Doc: ?????
9:43 PM - Dez: bi
9:43 PM - Saiko Itami: gotta get up early tomorrow
9:43 PM - Saiko Itami left chat.
9:43 PM - Doc: there goes my consperiacy therory
9:43 PM - Dez: we are just trying to escort her to the vault
9:44 PM - Dez: find where she is going, catch up to her
9:44 PM - New York, New York: so what was the name of the font you wanted me to use ciaster
9:44 PM - Dez: and get her to where she needs to go safely
9:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: rayando
9:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: it's in the map folder
9:44 PM - Dez: rayando~~
9:44 PM - Dez: looks like crayon
9:44 PM - Dez: brb
9:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: that's the point
9:45 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: it actually looks hand written and shit
9:47 PM - New York, New York: well whatever I'll do it later
9:48 PM - New York, New York: heading to the empire state?
9:48 PM - Dez: back
9:48 PM - Dez: yeah
9:48 PM - Dez: obv
9:48 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah but I wanted to roleplay it and stuff
9:48 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
9:48 PM - Dez: o
9:48 PM - Doc: lets
9:49 PM - Dez: are we going yet
9:50 PM - New York, New York: there, circled
9:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Alright then, let's take the subway as far as we can."
9:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: did yo actually save it? save it so we can actually get it :v
9:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: *you
9:51 PM - New York, New York: yeah, I saved it
9:51 PM - Doc: so how are we getting there?
9:51 PM - Dez: metro
9:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah the metro lines are actually marked on the map
9:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Judging by the map, we should go past Lafayette, get out at the Central Park stop, and go through the park."
9:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Any ideas, Dez? Doc?"
9:53 PM - Doc: "hhhmm"
9:53 PM - Dez: "Metro sounds good"
9:54 PM - Doc: "I'm not very geographically minded"
9:54 PM - New York, New York: why go through the park? the ESB is below it
9:54 PM - Doc: "But that sounds good to me, yeah"
9:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh shit yeah
9:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm blind
9:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
9:54 PM - Dez: "I'd rather take on ghouls than raiders"
9:54 PM - Doc: ciaster confirmed for daredevil
9:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: let's pretend I said "grand central" instead
9:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and nix the part about the park
9:55 PM - Doc: rp it fggt
9:55 PM - Dez: Doc give your character a name already
9:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Or should we just get out at the Grand Central Station?"
9:55 PM - Doc: she has one
9:55 PM - Doc: it's doc
9:56 PM - Doc: "Wait, shit"
9:56 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Knowing our luck, it's probably full of something, but it'll be faster."
9:56 PM - Doc: "He's right, grand central is probably quicker and less dank/underground"
9:56 PM - Dez: "Then let's get going."
9:56 PM - Dez: "If we want to catch up with her we should move now."
9:57 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: so that's us, then
9:57 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Thanks for the help."
9:57 PM - Doc: I look around
9:58 PM - Doc: "hey, you gotta a portable radio a girl could buy?"
9:58 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: actually before we head out
9:58 PM - New York, New York: Will waves a hand, "Check the shops, I don't handle that."
9:58 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Goddammit." I wince.
9:58 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Doc, think you can patch up the hole in my shoulder?"
9:59 PM - Dez: Dez coughs
9:59 PM - Dez: >48 in doctor skill
9:59 PM - Dez: >doctor is not actually a doctor
9:59 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ssh
10:00 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: well then step in and say that you can you dingus
10:00 PM - Dez: 9:58 PM - Dez: Dez coughs
10:00 PM - Dez: "I should probably take a look at that first"
10:00 PM - Doc: hhmmm
10:00 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Go ahead, just don't fuck it up more."
10:01 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "At least I can't get an infection."
10:01 PM - Doc: "sure, trust stabby mcstabspeople over the person who preformed a heat transplat"
10:01 PM - Dez: guess who just double failed
10:01 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: probably you
10:01 PM - Dez: Doc's bitchy voice fucks up my concentration
10:01 PM - Dez: "How about you just shut the fuck up"
10:01 PM - Doc: does my rockin' bod add points
10:02 PM - New York, New York: no
10:02 PM - Dez: we have no evidence of a rocking bod
10:02 PM - Dez: or your luckiness
10:02 PM - New York, New York: You have no idea what in the fuck you're doing, and you fruitlessly poke Mar's shoulder
10:03 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I stealthily disable my pain inhibitors.
10:03 PM - Dez: "You're different"
10:03 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "No shit."
10:03 PM - Dez: "You need a mechanic, not a doctor."
10:03 PM - Doc: "see, at least i have a good track record of doing things i dont know anything about"
10:04 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "The damage readout for the inside's showing 90% and has been for years."
10:04 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "It's just the fleshy outside."
10:04 PM - Dez: "Probably just a glitch."
10:05 PM - New York, New York: You guys ever leave, or are you still in town?
10:05 PM - New York, New York: And did you finish your selling and buying?
10:05 PM - Dez: "Are you guys ready to leave now or shall we wait here while Sarah's chances of getting her brains blown out increase?"
10:05 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: still in town
10:05 PM - Doc: i find the nearest merchant with a portable radio and buy it
10:06 PM - Doc: like, run in and out
10:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'd love to get patched up
10:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm at 32/51
10:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: so not doing that hot
10:06 PM - Doc: hhmmm
10:06 PM - Dez: oh wait
10:06 PM - Dez: can I use repair on him
10:06 PM - Doc: can you onlt be healed by mechanics?
10:06 PM - Dez: or my spar parts
10:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: actually I'm just gonna try repairing myself
10:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: nah, both mechanics and regular doctors work
10:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: but the latter only heal half the HP they would
10:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: (same with healing drugs etc.)
10:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and thanks to my tight nuts, so does the former
10:07 PM - New York, New York: a portable radio, Ciaster? Price?
10:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: it's in the book
10:08 PM - New York, New York: and so it is
10:08 PM - New York, New York: M45 Long Range Radio
10:08 PM - New York, New York: 550 caps
10:08 PM - Doc: ouch
10:08 PM - Dez: lol
10:08 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: that's like a hugeass radio set
10:08 PM - New York, New York: the merchant's Barter is 80
10:08 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: the walkie-talkies cost 450 for two
10:08 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: so I guess if you only wanted a half of a set you could get away with paying 225
10:09 PM - New York, New York: I think he wants something that can pick up radio signals
10:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: anyway, time for me to ask a question
10:09 PM - New York, New York: like the pipboy
10:09 PM - Doc: "Welp. I guess I'm missing on the new episode"
10:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: does anyone know how much hp you get healed from getting repaired/repairing yourself :v
10:09 PM - New York, New York: I'd imagine it's the same as using first aid
10:09 PM - Dez: 1d10 I assume
10:10 PM - Dez: yeah whatever first aid is
10:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and how much does first aid do? :v
10:10 PM - New York, New York: works for me
10:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: 1d10?
10:10 PM - Dez: ye
10:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: damn that's really not a lot at all but ok
10:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh wow I actually passed the roll
10:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: for a whole 2 hp
10:11 PM - Dez: whopping
10:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: alright I tried a couple more times and did jack shit :v
10:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: lemme try first aid
10:11 PM - New York, New York: how many times can you use a skill a day?
10:11 PM - New York, New York: there's a limit iirc
10:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I think only passes count?
10:11 PM - Dez: 4 times for first aid
10:12 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: that's how it was in the game
10:12 PM - Dez: nope fails count too I think
10:12 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: alright so let's make it 4 times for repair too
10:12 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: that makes more sense anyway so sure, fails count
10:12 PM - New York, New York: weird
10:12 PM - Doc: how would i roll if i wanted to just kinda dick around and hope something would work in him?
10:12 PM - Doc: wow that was way less gay in my head
10:12 PM - New York, New York: fallout 4 has its own section in the wiki
10:12 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: nix one of these repair rolls then
10:12 PM - Dez: yeah its for rumors and stuff
10:12 PM - Dez: it's been there a while
10:13 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: alright, now that's more like it
10:13 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and with that I'm out of my first aid/repair uses for a day :v
10:13 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: at least I'm at 39/51 now
10:13 PM - New York, New York: amazing
10:14 PM - New York, New York: and I guess if you wanted to try Doc roll repair
10:15 PM - Doc: man next time i'm not gonna create a character based around a talent taht i cant actually use in game :V
10:15 PM - Dez: that's an idea
10:15 PM - New York, New York: I said you can change your skill
10:16 PM - Dez: perhaps I can teach you how to actually do first aid shit in character
10:16 PM - New York, New York: because the gambling/entertainment shit to heal was really dumb
10:16 PM - Dez: as in you must put 3 points into First Aid every level :V
10:16 PM - Doc: shoulda been a pysker
10:16 PM - Dez: I can kill you if you want
10:16 PM - Doc: then at least i could set people on fire with my mind
10:16 PM - Doc: nah
10:16 PM - Doc: i like doc
10:17 PM - Dez: i don't
10:17 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: doc is aight but kinda useless to be honest :v
10:17 PM - Dez: I'm so ready to murder
10:17 PM - Dez: so ready
10:17 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: also she wants to fuck Marlowe and it's making me mildly creeped out
10:17 PM - Doc: no
10:17 PM - New York, New York: so, anything else?
10:17 PM - Doc: no she doesnt
10:17 PM - Dez: you were hinting toward it :V
10:18 PM - Doc: yeah like i'm actually gonna be serious about that
10:18 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: she literally said 'i'm either gonna bang you or kill you' or something
10:18 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah well either way no ERP here
10:18 PM - Dez: lets go now
10:18 PM - Dez: I want to kill something
10:19 PM - Dez: I critfailed the outdoorsman roll if you needed one
10:19 PM - New York, New York: You head out, then
10:19 PM - Doc: well next time you need to do somethign that isnt healing or hurting ill be there
10:19 PM - Dez: :V
10:19 PM - New York, New York: gg
10:19 PM - Doc: wait
10:19 PM - Doc: thats all we do
10:19 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: gg
10:20 PM - New York, New York:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/gmod   http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/gmod
10:20 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: anyway yeah let's roll like a fat man downhill
10:20 PM - Dez: what happens
10:21 PM - New York, New York: I'm typing chill
10:22 PM - New York, New York: You lead the party under a set of buildings that are connected by a little tunnel
10:23 PM - New York, New York: that's above street level, that is
10:23 PM - New York, New York: Unfortunately, it's underside is covered in 10 giant bats, who immediately zip down and ambush you before you notice they're there
10:23 PM - Dez: oh no
10:23 PM - Dez: bats!
10:24 PM - Dez: I'll just do my thing and wildly flail around
10:24 PM - Dez: thats the only way to kill bats
10:24 PM - Doc: yeah
10:24 PM - Doc: honest to god dez can just spin around and hope for the best
10:25 PM - Dez: ((its actually a plot to kill you))
10:25 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm just gonna keep my distance from Dez
10:26 PM - Doc: yeah
10:26 PM - New York, New York: Doc is hit for 2 damage, Dez for 6
10:26 PM - Dez: fook m8
10:26 PM - New York, New York: Two more bats gnaw fruitlessly on Marlowe
10:26 PM - Doc: before or after armor
10:26 PM - New York, New York: before
10:26 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: 22 sequence btw
10:26 PM - New York, New York: I'm not calcing your armor
10:26 PM - Dez: my after armor says -2.4
10:26 PM - Dez: do I heal
10:27 PM - New York, New York: no
10:27 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ahaha
10:27 PM - New York, New York: you have 8 dt?
10:27 PM - Dez: heuehheheu
10:27 PM - Dez: 10
10:27 PM - New York, New York: how
10:27 PM - Dez: metal armor
10:27 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: you should prolly add a check for that or something, Dna
10:27 PM - New York, New York: ah
10:27 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: *Dan
10:27 PM - New York, New York: a check for what?
10:28 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: for negatives
10:28 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: in your calculator
10:28 PM - New York, New York: oh
10:29 PM - New York, New York: nah
10:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: so it doesn't spit out results like -2.4
10:29 PM - New York, New York: people can figure it out themselves
10:29 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: possibly something to make them round up too
10:29 PM - New York, New York: sequence rolls Doc, Dez
10:29 PM - New York, New York: fuck that jazz you're lucky I coded the damn thing in the first place
10:30 PM - Dez: 9
10:30 PM - Dez: fuck
10:30 PM - New York, New York: doc
10:30 PM - New York, New York: roll sequence
10:30 PM - Doc: 13
10:30 PM - Doc: shit
10:30 PM - Doc: rolled it out of the chatrrom
10:31 PM - Dez: o fuq
10:31 PM - Dez: I hair flipped and my glasses fell in the trash
10:32 PM - Dez: good now
10:32 PM - New York, New York: Marlowe, Bat 7, Bat 2, Bat 5, Bat 4, Bat 8, Doc, Bat 6, Bat 9, Bat 10, Bat 1, Bat 3, Dez
10:32 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh my god we're all such gigantic fuckups :v
10:32 PM - Doc: 10 bats
10:32 PM - Doc: seriously
10:32 PM - New York, New York: yep
10:32 PM - New York, New York: I rolled for it
10:32 PM - Dez: that do 6 damage may I add
10:32 PM - New York, New York: 1d10 damage
10:32 PM - New York, New York: try killing them
10:32 PM - New York, New York: that's usually effective
10:32 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: alright so since I go first
10:33 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: imma blast bat 7 with my 9mm
10:33 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: fuck that guy
10:33 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: 18 damage
10:34 PM - New York, New York: You shoot it clean out of the sky and it spirals down before crashing in a splatter against the pavement
10:35 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: would you say he was going down so fast
10:35 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: he was going like a bat out of hell?
10:35 PM - New York, New York: Bats' turns
10:36 PM - New York, New York: The first one target shots Dez and his dumb face, going to claw his eyes out
10:36 PM - New York, New York: yaaaay
10:36 PM - New York, New York: u got hitted in the head
10:36 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: rip
10:37 PM - Dez: dmg?
10:37 PM - New York, New York: oh hey that makes it a crit
10:37 PM - New York, New York: lesse then
10:37 PM - Dez: shit
10:37 PM - New York, New York: 6 damage, and your armor doesn't count cuz it was a headshot
10:37 PM - New York, New York: unless you got a helmet on
10:37 PM - Dez: I doo~~~
10:38 PM - New York, New York: then the helmet's armor is applied
10:38 PM - New York, New York: no wait
10:38 PM - Dez: 0 dmg fgt
10:38 PM - New York, New York: that's 10 damage
10:38 PM - Dez: 5
10:38 PM - New York, New York: because headshots deal max damage
10:38 PM - New York, New York: what fucking helmet do you have
10:39 PM - Dez: I rolled the wrong calculator
10:39 PM - New York, New York: gg arse biscut
10:39 PM - New York, New York: next bat goes to Mar's face
10:39 PM - New York, New York: lol
10:39 PM - New York, New York: crit
10:40 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: u kiddin
10:40 PM - New York, New York: hmmm
10:40 PM - New York, New York: I think I might reroll that instant death thing
10:40 PM - New York, New York: :v
10:40 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: are you fucking kidding me
10:40 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: are you fucking
10:41 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I am not dying to a bat
10:41 PM - New York, New York: oh relaaaax
10:41 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: they're fucking bats
10:41 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
10:41 PM - New York, New York: it only bypasses your armor
10:41 PM - Dez: batman's spirit lives
10:41 PM - New York, New York: a mere 4 damage
10:41 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: good thing that doesn't include my innate resistances
10:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: at least I assume it doesn't
10:42 PM - New York, New York: says it bypasses DT/DR
10:42 PM - New York, New York: doesn't specifiy just armor
10:42 PM - New York, New York: suk it nerd
10:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh well
10:42 PM - New York, New York: 2 more bats to go
10:42 PM - New York, New York: LOL
10:42 PM - New York, New York: FUCKING
10:42 PM - New York, New York: 2 MORE CRITS
10:43 PM - New York, New York: I'd say I'm dying but I think its you guys who are dying
10:43 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I cover my face with my left arm.
10:43 PM - New York, New York: I'll roll to see who gets murdered by these chumps
10:43 PM - New York, New York: That'd be Doc and then Mar
10:43 PM - New York, New York: rolling damage, then crit
10:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I guess these guys
10:44 PM - Dez: how are these bats critting what the fuck
10:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: are batting an even thousand
10:44 PM - New York, New York: 5 damage, aaaand rerolling the instakill crit :v
10:44 PM - New York, New York: 150% damage
10:44 PM - Dez: christ
10:44 PM - New York, New York: next, Mar
10:44 PM - Dez: can we jrpg flee this shit
10:44 PM - New York, New York: 4 damage, 200%
10:44 PM - New York, New York: go for it :v
10:45 PM - New York, New York: they go down in a single hit
10:45 PM - New York, New York: p much at least
10:45 PM - New York, New York: and it's Doc's turn
10:45 PM - Dez: they seem to be glass nuclear bombs
10:45 PM - Dez: "FUCKIN RUN!"
10:45 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: jesus fucking hell
10:45 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: nah Doc's got the .38 it takes 3 AP to shoot
10:45 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: assuming she hits she can take two of 'em out
10:45 PM - New York, New York: don't forget the -10% from your gun
10:46 PM - New York, New York: courtesy of ciaster~
10:46 PM - Doc: kk
10:46 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah
10:46 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: rebalance byotch
10:46 PM - Doc: hhmm
10:46 PM - New York, New York: well, shoot away :v
10:46 PM - Doc: double shoot etc etc
10:46 PM - New York, New York: or flee in terror
10:47 PM - New York, New York: oh wow a hit
10:47 PM - Doc: pass fail
10:47 PM - New York, New York: and uh
10:47 PM - Doc: shut up dan
10:47 PM - Doc: christ, rollin' damage
10:47 PM - New York, New York: c;
10:47 PM - Doc: 11
10:47 PM - New York, New York: I dunno what a 747 falls under
10:47 PM - Doc: you're hilarious
10:47 PM - New York, New York: bb i kno it
10:48 PM - New York, New York: you shoot another bat out of the air
10:48 PM - New York, New York: 4 more bats, then Dez :v
10:48 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: there's a joke about 747s and falling here
10:49 PM - Dez: im gunna die aren't i
10:49 PM - New York, New York: miss, hit hit hit
10:49 PM - Dez: i am
10:50 PM - New York, New York: probably
10:51 PM - New York, New York: 1 damage to Doc, 2 to Dez, 3 to Doc
10:51 PM - New York, New York: unless you're dressed in rags, your armor should negate most of it
10:51 PM - Doc: guys i hate to do this to you
10:51 PM - Doc: but im just really not feeling this whole thing
10:51 PM - Doc: i'm sorry and i hate ot bail on a tiny party and fuck it up for you two
10:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Fallout doesn't do fighting groups well at all
10:52 PM - Dez: its fine if you don't want to play dude
10:52 PM - Doc: but shit i'm just not even enjoying this anymore
10:52 PM - Dez: we can find other players
10:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: to be honest it's hella plodding
10:52 PM - Doc: man i dont want to do this to you guys
10:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah, we can find others
10:52 PM - Doc: but, shiit happens i guess
10:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: as long as Dan doesn't cancel the game it's ok
10:52 PM - Doc: i know i'll leave a small jack-sized hole in your hearts
10:53 PM - Doc: but we should try somethign else after fallout
10:53 PM - Dez: aye
10:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ...
10:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: octaNe?
10:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :D
10:53 PM - Dez: :V
10:54 PM - Doc: i'm interested in cock-taNe
10:54 PM - Dez: pfft
10:54 PM - Dez: alright my turn right?
10:54 PM - New York, New York: yep
10:55 PM - Dez: sprint out of there
10:55 PM - Dez: anywhere
10:55 PM - Dez: just gotta leave the combat
10:55 PM - Dez: should I roll for anything?
10:55 PM - New York, New York: nah, running is running
10:55 PM - New York, New York: Mar, running too?
10:55 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: well I'm not an idiot, if I stay I'll get ripped to shreds
10:56 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: time to get the hell outta dodge
10:56 PM - Doc: well shit, now it's just you three once again
10:56 PM - New York, New York: You sprint after Dez, back into sunlight and out of the shadow of the pathway overhead
10:57 PM - New York, New York: the bats flutter in the shade as you retreat, before returning to their positions hanging under the structure
10:58 PM - Dez: Dez slouches down to catch his breath, "Fucking shit. I've taken bullets, dozens."
10:58 PM - Dez: "But bats? Fuck bats."
10:58 PM - Dez: "There is always something about bats."
10:58 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Marlowe carefully feels the ripped open skin on his face.
10:58 PM - Dez: "Something just...off"
10:58 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Well, that's gonna leave a scar."
10:59 PM - Dez: Dez finally comes to his senses, "Wait. Where is Doc?"
10:59 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Goddammit."
11:00 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "You see her laying over there?"
11:00 PM - Doc: "Fuuuuuuuucckkk yooouuuuuu" you hear a soft echo
11:00 PM - Dez:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
11:01 PM - Dez: Dez runs back towards the voice
11:01 PM - Doc: Doc would emerge from the tunnel 3 days later
11:01 PM - Dez: or nvm :F
11:01 PM - Dez: :V
11:01 PM - Dez: *
11:01 PM - Doc: she decided "fuck everyone" and studied how to be a doctor legit
11:01 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm just gonna run after Dez
11:01 PM - Doc: it's like she said
11:01 PM - Doc: A) Saving the waste in small ways
11:01 PM - Doc: B) Fuck you two
11:01 PM - Doc: C:
11:02 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I guess we did get fucked
11:02 PM - Dez: After a good few minutes of sprinting, Dez collapses down. "I can't..... I just can't find her."
11:02 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "She's gone, but I didn't see any blood."
11:02 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Guess she just got tired of us."
11:03 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "...so, it's just us two now."
11:03 PM - Dez: Dez laughs inbetween breaths, "Gee... I wonder why?"
11:03 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Wanna keep going?"
11:03 PM - Dez: Dez lifts himself up by his spear
11:03 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Marlowe snickers.
11:03 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Jesus christ, it's just one fuckup after another, ain't it?"
11:04 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "C'mon, let's go find that kid and make sure she gets home in one piece."
11:04 PM - Doc: you hear an even fainter whisper
11:04 PM - Doc: "eeeaaaaaat shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
11:04 PM - New York, New York: So, after that little spat, you arrive at the entrance to the subway tunnels, and descend into the gloomy darkness
11:04 PM - Doc: Doc: yo GM
Doc: feel free to have her show up randomly 10 sessions later
Doc: if she sees the group have her say "fuck no", and walk off flipping them off
Doc: never to be seena gain
11:04 PM - Dez: "Famous last words"
11:06 PM - Dez: roll for outdoorsman?
11:06 PM - New York, New York: It's a long ways to the ESB, roll Outdoorsman~
11:06 PM - Doc: well
11:06 PM - Dez: 82~
11:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: fucksake
11:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: imma roll PER
11:06 PM - Dez: sorry
11:06 PM - Dez: :V
11:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: pass
11:06 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: we really gotta get a car
11:07 PM - Doc: see ya douchnerddumbgayfagloserfaglordasseatingcockmunchingmouthbreathinwobblingtubbyuseless bastards
11:07 PM - Doc: C;
11:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and more players
11:07 PM - Dez: calling us useless :V
11:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and just as you got a grasp on the rules, Potato :v
11:07 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: you're gone
11:07 PM - Dez: zing x1
11:07 PM - Doc: hey the only reason you're noticing that doc is useless is she doesnt have mind powers and the plot doesn revolve around her
11:08 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: well yeah
11:08 PM - Doc: at least i ever got a grasp on them unlike wing
11:08 PM - Doc: zingx100000
11:08 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: we're the players, of course the plot should revolve around us
11:08 PM - Dez: I got a grasp on fallout rules
11:08 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: or at least there should be a plot :v
11:08 PM - Dez: I don't have a grasp on Stars /w out number
11:08 PM - Dez: w/ out
11:08 PM - Doc: but like, it was mostly about john then LL
11:09 PM - Doc: the vault, the vault stuff inside, john going nuts, etc
11:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: anyway
11:09 PM - Doc: gnight y'all
11:09 PM - Doc left chat.
11:09 PM - Dez: nighty
11:09 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Dan, are you still typing
11:10 PM - New York, New York: oh hi
11:10 PM - New York, New York: well why'd you roll per
11:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: or did you just silently weep because your game seems to be cursed
11:10 PM - New York, New York: isn't per used to determine outdoorsman
11:10 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: to at least try to salvage Dez's terrible roll
11:10 PM - Dez: why are there 4000 people in GD
11:10 PM - New York, New York: eh?
11:10 PM - Dez: general discussion
11:10 PM - Dez: on facepunch
11:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: people don't have lives? :v
11:11 PM - Dez: what is so important on GD
11:11 PM - New York, New York: what the fuck
11:11 PM - Dez: no one is ever on there
11:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: or something broke
11:11 PM - New York, New York: no thread stands out
11:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah just checked too
11:11 PM - Dez: exactly
11:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: looks like Garry fucked up
11:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: again
11:11 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: or something
11:11 PM - New York, New York: so anyway
11:12 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: so anyway
11:12 PM - New York, New York: Your outdoorsman roll doesn't help, but hey, you run into nothing in the subway
11:12 PM - New York, New York: so far, at least
11:12 PM - New York, New York: roll again
11:12 PM - Dez: yay pass
11:14 PM - New York, New York: You feel some vibrations and tremors in the walls, like something is... moving, behind them. It's ahead of you, and growing fainter. Though they're going in the direction you are
11:15 PM - New York, New York: Gonna do anything? Follow quietly, charge blindly ahead, wait it out?
11:15 PM - Dez: wait it out I guess
11:16 PM - New York, New York: You wait about 5 minutes after the sounds fade completely before venturing forwards
11:17 PM - Dez: "The hell..."
11:17 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: Without a word, we venture onward.
11:17 PM - New York, New York: but Dez said two words
11:17 PM - Dez: shhhh
11:17 PM - New York, New York: aaaand one more roll!
11:18 PM - Dez: 55 yikes
11:20 PM - New York, New York: Ahead, you hear the familiar clacking of someone readying a weapon, and shortly after you're blinded by a flashlight shining directly on your faces in the gloom. Then, you hear a voice call, "You there, hands up! No funny business!"
11:20 PM - Dez: Dez drops his spear
11:20 PM - Dez: "We aren't hostile"
11:20 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I comply.
11:20 PM - Dez: "Unless you are..."
11:22 PM - New York, New York: "The light is taken off your faces and pointed towards the ceiling, and as your eyes adjust, you spot a dusty man raise a pair of equally dusty goggles to his head, as he points his rifle downwards, relaxing his grip
11:22 PM - New York, New York: "So you're not raiders? That's a relief."
11:22 PM - Dez: "What are you then?"
11:23 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "How many raiders going around in twos you've seen?"
11:23 PM - New York, New York: "A raider's a raider, whether he's alone, with a buddy, or with a gang."
11:23 PM - Dez: Dez picks his spear back up
11:24 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Never met a raider who wasn't backed up by at least two other bastards."
11:24 PM - New York, New York: "Me? I'm from a small little town that makes a living here in these tunnels."
11:24 PM - New York, New York: "Never know, those raiders can be crafty. Sometimes."
11:25 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Well, this is getting interesting."
11:25 PM - Dez: "Raider's been bothering you?"
11:25 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "And if you've got a raider infestation, we'd be glad to help."
11:25 PM - New York, New York: "Now and again, but they tend to stick above ground."
11:26 PM - Dez: "Raider hunting is my specialty."
11:26 PM - New York, New York: "More to loot on the surface, I suppose. And really? I'd never have guessed, armed with only a spear."
11:27 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Well, I've seen him gut at least two or three with it. Trust me on my word, he's good."
11:27 PM - Dez: "Of course you can't defend a whole town with just a spear.", "but I've lead a few decent defenses."
11:27 PM - New York, New York: "I'm not about to test you on that, so I'll take your word."
11:29 PM - New York, New York: "The real issue we have is with the tunnel snakes. Those damned things not only cause a racket, but occasionally collapse tunnels and tend to pick off lone individuals who aren't careful. You'd do best to watch yourselves down here, it's not so safe as you might hope."
11:30 PM - Dez: "Tunnel Snakes?"
11:30 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Are we talking regular snakes, desert worm sized snakes, or something in between?"
11:31 PM - New York, New York: He hoists his rifle to his shoulder and leans it back, scratching  his head with his free hand. "No clue what the hell a desert worm is, so I can't say for comparison, but they tend to vary in size."
11:32 PM - Dez: "I can set up a bunch of traps for you if you want."
11:32 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Are we talking feet, yards, or miles here?"
11:33 PM - New York, New York: "The smaller ones will be about the size of, say," he looks around, before looking to his gun and displaying it for you to see. He's weilding an H&K MP5. "The size of my gun here, in length, and fat enough to suit that size. Bigger ones have been rumored to take up half the damned tunnel in width at least, though I've never seen anything like that."
11:34 PM - New York, New York: "Oh, trap-savvy, are you?"
11:34 PM - Dez: "Just give me the parts and I'll set up some traps to get those bastards."
11:35 PM - Dez: "I wish I could stick around to properly defend you all but me and my friend are busy right now."
11:35 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Yeah, we're looking for a girl."
11:36 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Sixteen years old, wearing a Vault suit, wicked slash across the torso."
11:36 PM - New York, New York: "Hey, we've lived this long without any guardian angels, I think we can make it a while more. Though some traps would be appreciated."
11:36 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Seen her?"
11:36 PM - New York, New York: "A girl? Hmm, no, can't say I have. I mostly patrol around the tunnels, and head to Grand Central to meet the caravans."
11:38 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Shit. Well, we'll keep looking then."
11:39 PM - New York, New York: "Hey, looks like you've got an old map there. Tell you what, I'll mark down where our town is, and you can stop by whenever you'd like. We're not objective to tourists, so long as you don't trash the place."
11:40 PM - Dez: "Alright then, guess we'll be on our way."
11:41 PM - Dez: "Didn't expect to find someone so nice out here in these tunnels."
11:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "To be honest, I haven't really met as many assholes in my life as you'd have thought."
11:42 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Guess civilisation's coming back in a way. Hell, one day I might even start doing what I was made to do in the first place."
11:43 PM - New York, New York: "Being secluded as we are underground means we have fewer neighbors. /That/ means you've got to get along with who you know, or bad blood can turn to spilled blood real quick."
11:43 PM - Dez: "Phildelphia could definitely use some peacekeeping."
11:43 PM - New York, New York: "Sounds like you two have been around."
11:43 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: where the hell is the map gone
11:43 PM - Dez: Images?
11:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: nope
11:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh it's syncing
11:44 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: false alarm :v
11:44 PM - Dez: "I've been around but, I don't really remember where."
11:45 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Yep, all the way from California to here."
11:45 PM - New York, New York: He gives a low whistle. "That's clear across the US."
11:45 PM - New York, New York: "Sure hope you didn't walk all that."
11:45 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Nah, I had a car."
11:46 PM - Dez: "And you don't have it now"
11:46 PM - Dez: also fuck this dead user's thread
11:46 PM - New York, New York: "Had? Sounds like a story. But, another time. I'd best get going. Stop by the town anytime."
11:46 PM - Dez: its like a train wreck I can't look away from
11:46 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Yeah, it's a story alright."
11:46 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: oh yeah this thread is fucking hilarious and sad in equal parts
11:46 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: all these people mad at Craptasket, it's amazing
11:47 PM - New York, New York: well he is kinda shit
11:47 PM - Dez: yep
11:47 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: he's kind of a one-person walking FYAD
11:47 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: only half as funny and twice as offensive :v
11:47 PM - New York, New York: FYAD?
11:48 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=26
11:48 PM - New York, New York: I don't have an account there I don't think I'll be able to see it
11:48 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: depends on whether the paywall's up
11:48 PM - New York, New York: it is
11:48 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: aw
11:49 PM - New York, New York: oh whoops I almost forgot
11:49 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: http://puu.sh/awTJi/5022b70f55.png well this is FYAD
11:49 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: ?
11:49 PM - New York, New York: 150 xp for the death of two bats
11:49 PM - Dez: so it's OIWY?
11:49 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: other way around :v
11:50 PM - Dez: or whatever it's called
11:50 PM - New York, New York: OIFY
11:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: FP is basically an inferior SA ripoff in many ways
11:50 PM - New York, New York: you nerd
11:50 PM - Dez: yeah I know
11:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: but free so there's more 12 year olds
11:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
11:50 PM - Dez: I'm so used to FP tho
11:50 PM - Dez: I lurked SA for a bit but I couldn't adjust
11:50 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I still like some of the mini communities that kinda sprung up in some threads
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: on FP
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: so I still pop in now and again :v
11:51 PM - New York, New York: I bet you like the gay thread
11:51 PM - New York, New York: oooooo #rekt
11:51 PM - New York, New York: :v
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: hehe
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: nah
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I probably would
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: but I'm not actually gay so it'd be awkward
11:51 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
11:52 PM - New York, New York: rip
11:52 PM - New York, New York: rest in poland
11:52 PM - Dez: I should totally start posting on there
11:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: actually no: I'm gay as fuck aside from one thing: I'm not attracted to dudes
11:52 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
11:52 PM - Dez: it would be great
11:52 PM - New York, New York: well don't expect me to visit
11:53 PM - New York, New York: we'll just send data in as a messenger
11:53 PM - New York, New York: though all he'll do is shrug and give two word responses
11:53 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: :v
11:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: anyway
11:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: it'd be nice to at least wrap up the game for today
11:54 PM - Dez: lets get the ESB and then end this
11:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah
11:54 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: I'm assuming we were walkin' and talkin' with the guard guy
11:54 PM - New York, New York: yep
11:55 PM - New York, New York: Well that was the last roll to get out of the subways, and you now arrive at Grand Central. The place is... absolutely bustling. It's like a flea market
11:56 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: *sweeping cinematic shot*
11:56 PM - Dez: woosh
11:57 PM - New York, New York: There are stands and vendors all across the flat platforms and little shops that are there, and the massive glass windows are surprisingly intact
11:58 PM - Dez: Lets just get to the place and we'll visit later
11:58 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: "Bet you could find anything in here if you looked for it long enough."
11:58 PM - New York, New York: Oversized, tattered flags hang from the walls, and the arched ceiling is painted with faded constellations. But, this isn't your destination. Your destination is the nearby ESB, which must have close ties with this place
11:59 PM - beep boop shoot yo ass: We wade through the crowd in the direction of the exit.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
12:00 AM - New York, New York: You work your way through the crowds and climb the stairs, now on street level again. This area seems to be safe enough, and you walk through the streets unaccosted by any vermin, beast or human
12:01 AM - New York, New York: You now stand before the ESB. Tall and grand, even here people seem to stream in and out at an interval that seems shockingly frequent, considering the wasteland as it is
12:01 AM - New York, New York: so cut, print, that's a wrap?
12:01 AM - Dez: "I'm suprised this hasn't been blown up yet"
12:02 AM - Dez: *freeze frame roll credits*
12:02 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yep
12:02 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: and yep
12:02 AM - Dez: *thumbs up*
12:02 AM - New York, New York: logging, then
12:02 AM - New York, New York: hey hopefully some new blood will spice things up
12:02 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: that's precisely what we were hoping for
12:02 AM - Dez: are we doing a game this friday or next?
12:02 AM - New York, New York: we'll find out
12:02 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: the last part of the session, with the snakes and the guard and the new interesting looking places?
12:02 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: that was cool though
12:03 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: way more interesting than just farting around terminal fighting rats and doing lvl 1 quests :v
12:03 AM - New York, New York: I'm sorry you got assraped by bats
12:03 AM - New York, New York: but come on
12:03 AM - New York, New York: 4 crits in a row
12:03 AM - New York, New York: that is fucking hysterical
12:03 AM - Dez: and it was a critfail on my part :V
12:03 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: yeah it was quite literally a freak of nature
12:04 AM - Dez: The spirit of batman inadvertently lives on
12:04 AM - New York, New York: I got the 30 and due to target shot it was crit, then a 5, 3 and 1
12:04 AM - New York, New York: it was beautiful
12:04 AM - New York, New York: I only wish I had that kind of luck as a player
12:04 AM - beep boop shoot yo ass: rip