comedian_and_soldier_beetle

I wrote this one, I've just done this account so to not have my credit stolen

This is just a one-off, I don't think I'll keep writefagging. For a visual, look here:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7lact4

>be comedian after dotr
>definitely not bad for business, there's new jokes to be made now
>it's an important night for your career
>biggest audience ever waiting
>say some skits, everyone around you is tearing up from laughter except one heckler
>it's that obnoxious soldier beetle again
>last time you barely escaped her, she's angrier than ever
>you ignore her, it's just a heckler, who gives a fuck
>she gets louder
>"Nobody gives a shit about your jokes, just show your fucking dick you cunt-tease!"
>audience starts to feel uncomfortable because of her presence
>call the security on her, a minotaur should be enough
>minotaur barely manages to get her out of the venue
>keep going with business as usual
>every joke is landing
>temporarily look at the phone whilst timing the silence
>clips of skits being recorded now are going viral
>feelsgood.jpeg
>show ends, the owner of the venue needs to talk to you
>"Hey, unfortunately that soldier beetle is still outside the venue, we'll need to escort you from the back to your car"
>minotaur holds your hand and opens the door
>reach parking lot
>hear a strong smack
>minotaur is knocked out cold
>sweating.jpeg
>slowly turn around
>it's her
>oh shit
>she grabs you with her scissor jaws
>carries you to her nest
>drops you on her bed
>Hey now, why don't we slow down a b-
>she covers your mouth with her left hand to shut you up
>"Now now, no *fucking around*, just *fucking*, capiche?"
>she smushes her face against your crotch and tears your pants and boxers apart
>"Oh wow, someone's excited~"
>imaginethesmell.mp3
>succ.mp4
>so tight and wet, also cradles your balls
>can't last, won't last
>gulp.mp3
>feeling dizzy from le coom, about to pass out
>get shaked to full attention
>"And that was just the beginning, honey. Now to our main event~"
>she props herself up to you, pussy dripping wet
>gettingupagain.jpg
>she teases by rubbing your erection on her labia, then, with some of effort, plunges you in
>enteredheaven.jpg
>a kiss interrupts your praises
>grab tits, pinch nipples
>she blushes hard
>start moving from below, let's be occasionally gentlemen
>her insides respond by pulling you in further, kissing her cervix
>gasp in her mouth while kissing
>you pick up the pace
>holyfuck.jpg
>grab her ass and grip her cheeks tight
>she starts kissing harder, reaching every spot in your mouth with her tongue
>almost there, last strong push from pelvis
>bleach her pussy with semen
>she has a full-body orgasm and squirts
>"Hope you enjoyed it, darling. You'll need to get used to it, after all~"
>nuzzle against her
>she wraps her first two pairs of insect legs around your lower half, her human limbs around your torso and head
>drift off to sleep