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  1. Celica sighed as she walked towards her room, wiping the sweat from her brow. Fighting soldiers did leave a body tired. It was good to get some rest. 'Alm... please be all right..." she thought as she sat down.
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  3. Suddenly, her stomach began growling oddly. "Ooh... I hope there wasn't anything bad in that food..." She sighed, hoping she wouldn't have to go out and relieve herself so soon.
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  5. PFFT!
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  7. Celica tensed up at the loud noise. "W-What was that?" She looked around for the source of the noise.
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  9. Pffft!
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  11. The redhead's nose wrinkled at the smell. "Ugh! Oh, goodness!" She winced as she covered her nose. 'Is that coming from me?! Dear gods!' The princess's fears were soon confirmed as another fart escaped from her ass. "N-No!" She yelped, covering her ass uselessly as a series of farts began to erupt from her.
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  13. 'Oh no, no no no no!' She thought wildly as the rank smell of her gas filled her room. She lifted up her skirt and dropped her undergarments to her ankles, quickly seating herself onto a chamber pot, hoping to stop the smelly barrage of farts.
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  15. Celica waited for a while, then quickly redressed herself, relaxing that the worst was over.
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  17. PFFFFT!
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  19. "NO!" The princess yelped in fear as a loud, wet fart echoed out. She ran towards the window and opened it, hoping the air would get rid of the stench.
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  21. "Heavens, what is that smell?"
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  23. "Damn, it stinks!"
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  25. Celica quickly shut the window and shook her head in frustration. "No, no, no! This cannot be happening! W-What if Alm finds out about this?!" her lip quivered in anxiety. 'He must never know...'
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  27. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
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  29. "Ma'am? Is everything all right?" A maid entered the room, carrying a candle.
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  31. "NO! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT BEFORE-" Celica's warning came too late as the entire inn exploded, killing everyone.
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  33. The redhead princess's last thougths before her death were, 'Alm, I'm sorry...'
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