percy rap

Two to the one to the five to the six

my name is percy I'm a lunatic

smoke so much coal you wouldn't believe

and I get more coach than an express A3

two to the four to the six to the eight

I met a bad truck last night, it was freight

let me tell you how I made it leave with me

good handling, they know percy.

I've been to the railway that's at culdee fell

heard the engines there talk, seen em fall

if they don't have no traction then they'll grab on the rack

get your buffers off the buffers with your six small wheels

it's real easy just build up the steam

don't let that branch line pass you by

look real close, warning signs don't lie.