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A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer&#39;s boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.
Lazy court-process clerk and stoner Dale Denton has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver: to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop and the city&#39;s most dangerous drug lord, he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him--and it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they&#39;re not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia: incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both. All aboard the Pineapple Express.
Saw this on opening night.....saying this movie is a waste of time, money, and life would be such an epic understatement. I actually believe I may have become dumber after witnessing possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. The movie just kept going and going with absolutely no funny parts. If Im not mistaken this was supposed to be a comedy? After about 20 minutes I just prayed a bomb would go off and kill all the people who placed a foot on the set for this garbage production. Bottom line is do not waste any of your time watching this piece of crap... Only get this movie if it is free and you can possibly use it as kindling in your fire place.
Watching this movie is like having sex with your mother. All the elements might seem to be there to have a great time, but it just doesn&#39;t feel right.<br/><br/>Some of the jokes are used several times in the movie. When you see it the first time, you might smile inside if you&#39;re stoned or have an IQ of 70, but the following times, you tend to see the joke coming.<br/><br/>Some of the characters are believable and well thought out, but some of the characters like the criminals, have sides to them, that are out of character. The problem is that they aren&#39;t wacky enough to be funny, so they end up just being out of character instead.<br/><br/>The movie seems like something a group of teens decided to make for fun and not something you would expect from professional movie makers.<br/><br/>I usually like Seth Rogens work, but when you pair him with a group of actors, that never seem to make a decent movie, they cast a shadow of incompetence and amateurism over him, that he can&#39;t get out off.<br/><br/>Avoid this movie unless you like the equally crappy scary movie series. If you do, you might giggle a few times, but I didn&#39;t.
It's with that action aspect that Pineapple Express differs from Apatow's previous production output, and though, the words "taut" and "pulse-pounding" would never apply, the giddily over-the-top fight sequences, choreographed by veteran stunt coordinator Gary Hymes, handily compensate for the lag time.
Pineapple Express is based on a screenplay by Seth Rogen (who also stars in the film), Evan Goldberg, and Judd Apatow (who also produced the film). According to Apatow, the source of inspiration for Pineapple Express was <a href="/name/nm0000093/">Brad Pitt</a>&#39;s character [a stoner named Floyd] in <a href="/title/tt0108399/">True Romance (1993)</a> (1993). &quot;Paper Planes&quot; by M.I.A Most viewers simply chalk it up to &quot;suspension of disbelief&quot;. Some critics have likened Red&#39;s pseudo-immortality to Wile E. Coyote&#39;s, i.e. the ridiculous amount of punishment he is able to take is part of the joke. Others have seen it as a reference to <a href="/title/tt0478311/">Knocked Up (2007)</a> (2007) in which the character Ben Stone (<a href="/name/nm0736622/">Seth Rogen</a>), praises the cure-all purposes of marijuana. &quot;It is, like, the best medicine. &#39;Cause it fixes everything. Jonah broke his elbow once. We just... got high and... it still clicks but, I mean, he&#39;s ok.&quot; One of the complaints of the action sequences in this film is that they are very start-and-stop. As stated by Seth Rogen on the DVD commentary for the film, &quot;the action is start-and-stop because we just really didn&#39;t have the money.&quot; This is an R-rated comedy, so the censored parts are not all that spectacular. To be frank, there is not one change that seems to be worth censoring, only new dialogues and story parts have been added. There are some violent sequences at the end, but those are in the R-rated as well.  a5c7b9f00b