Bikini Kan Show [Typeset]

Bikini Kan Show Translation
From http://exhentai.org/g/817243/b66b0713a6/

>Huh?  I could have sworn I put my swimsuit here....
>Zuikaku, have you found the swimsuits we bought earlier?
>Mmmm.....I'm still looking.

>Really though, Shoukaku-nee, are you really going to wear such a revealing swimsuit?
>Of course!  In the past, didn't we set Pearl Harbor as our target?
>It was for the newest swimsuits!  (note: are you fucking serious)
>I see, so that's how it is!  It wouldn't if we of the 5thCarDiv didn't wear the newest swimsuits for everyone!
>That's right, Zuikaku.  As such, even if the swimsuits are revealing, we must strenghten our resolve and set off for the beaches!

>Achoo, finally a good turn (note: of the compass).......I'm so hungry......
>No matter how peaceful it is, leaving us adorable fairies unemployed...isn't that too cruel....?
>Though some of us managed to find work [*please reference this artist's last work]
>[T-this is Brunei Harbor...]
>[W-we recently declared our independence, and things are really peaceful right now.]

>In the South Seas, through exploiting diplomatic disputes over some 18.5 Billion Tons of Petroleum and Methane and the need to preserve the homeland's supply lines,
>Brunei declared its independence (note: Last time I checked Brunei has been independent for thirty years now) in exchange for the continued supply of petroleum with the homeland, with the goal of creating an (outer) heaven on earth.  [*note: from the previous works]
>Peace...what the hell is peace? For us fairies, what it means is that our weapons are no longer needed, and our lot is just to starve.  Letting the war go on for just a little longer wouldn't be unreasonable, or something like that.....
>I'm starving, I'm so pitiful!  My stomach hurts, but my heart hurts even more!

>Report from the homeland!
>Bad news!  Our country is selling this kind of thing!
>Photos of shipgirls?  And each pic is worth a thousand yen?!

>Pictures of pepe can sell for a thousand yen?
>It seems like people in the homeland are producing and selling them!
>[Bushido (note: what)]
>It pretty much prints gold (note: I don't remember Yugi ever saying this)!
>It seems like rarer pictures are worth even more....speaking of which....on the way back, I saw the traces of some curious pepes....

>THe 5thCarDiv has come to the beach!
>Ah, Shoukaku, Zuikaku, you're finally here.
>You were taking so long that I was just about to ask to go and find you
 >What the hell are those?!
>Pfffttt---

>[(swimsuits from the) Early Showa?!]
>[*the two of them were born in Showa 16 (note: 1941)]
>Taisho?!  Is it from Taishou?!  That kind of thing sure wasn't popular when I was born in Showa 15 (note: 1940)!

>T-that's odd! Isn't this pretty good looking?!
>Zuihou, you're the one who looks like she's in medium damage!
>Bwahaha~if your defense is that high you'd better reclass yourself as an armored carrier, pfuhuhuhu....but what you're wearing's a century-old antique....pffrfggh
 >Sorry, I think I overdid it.  But perhaps it would be better if you looked at the real trends.  >The Real...?

>[in small text at the bottom: Submarine?]

>Ａｒｅ  ｙｏｕ  ｋｉｄｄｉｎｇ  ｍｅ？
>[the Kongou Sisters!!]
>To think I'd be able to see the girls on the beaches when I came from England in Taisho 3 (1914)

>Let's go home...Shoukaku-nee...I'm getting triggered by flashbacks of my Turkey days... >O-okay, Zuikaku...(It seems even Pearl Harbor has fallen behind...)
 >Ayyy ayyy, you pretty ladies over there.
>Oh my, such pretty ladies.  But it seems that you are being troubled by some outdated equipment.
>Lucky lucky, I just happen to have some Beautiful Aegis destroyer armors here...
>If we could, is there any chance we try out that armor!?

>This is a bikini, huh...the armor's even thinner than those on modern ships.
 >Actually, there have been records of this kind of thing since the Roman period.  While Sakawa was at the Bikini Atoll experiment...
>A French Engineer, awed by the destructive power of the experiment coined the name, which spread rapidly.
>Hmm.  I suppose this swimsuit does deal great impact damage to males.  It's peacetime, though, so I guess I can accept that....

>Zuikaku....?  Is this really okay....?
>It's fine?  Isn't this Destroyer Aegis Armor?!
>Reborn from the grave!  The new, advanced 5thCarDiv, deploying!

>How...how brazen...to remove the unecessary protrusions. Is this the rumored stealth warship carbon armor?  The Zumwalt...?  [*It isn't.]
>At this time--
>My loyal fairies, my wallet has become swimsuits...
>However! The shipgirls wearing those skimpy swimsuits have forgotten warfare and become weak!
>Let's go, everyone!  To war!

>[There are no breasts we cannot film--]
>Camera preparation, complete.

>This is truly a complete victory...
>From the homeland and elsehwere, Admirals all over are sending in their order forms!

>[I don't know why....but they are calling this operation an H operation...]
>The operation starts at 0810 hours.  Repeat, 0810 hours!

>All fairies under my command!  Prepare for anti-ship warfare!  Change your shells to Type 3's (note: Sanshiki)!
>Your targets, the shipgirl's armor!  Destroy the armor, and make sure to snap pictures of them in taiha!
>If we win this time, our country's admirals will become our allies!
>We'll be able to eat white rice again...!

>Eh?  What's going on?  The fairies...?
>Set elevation!  Set rotation!  The enemy is weaker than us!
 >All guns fire!  Open fire!

>Oh fug---
>My swimsuit--
>What, what?!  Why, out of nowhere!
>Hawawa--

>Ahhh!
>White rice-- white rice--
>Jellies (note: 羊羹, Yokan)--!
>Ah, no!
>Ah!
>How embarassing....!
>N-no...
>Sweet potatoes and meat--!

>....At that time, Japan's food supply was not sufficient for everyone, and that was not simply japan.  Battles for food have been recorded all over the world....
>Tehre's a shipgirls' voice emanating through the dust!  And she's closing in....!
 >What!?  Even naked?!
>"What is war?"  We should start by evaluating this question, but first let us hear your reasons for attacking....!
>The Battleship Yamato is here!

>Why, she's clearly naked, why is she still coming towards us?!
>T-that's not right....it seems like something on her chest is deflecting our shells....
>Remembering to strengthen her chest armor even on vacation...as expected of the unsinkable ship!
>That belt armor around her vitals isn't just for show!!

>This time, I protected it.

>Fu....

>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

>I'm digging in/Itadakimasu!
>After hearing the reason for the beach incident, we shipgirls decided to allow the fairies to live with us.
>Since I, Zuikaku, was complicit, I decided to say nothing about the swimsuit incident  >Things are a lot busier now that there are people around, Zuikaku.
>Is that so....Shoukaku-nee's so kind....

>Zuikaku, another bowl!  Remember to fill it up!
>Oy, you're a freeloader, try to be a little more polite about it before I blow you to kingdom come....
 >Ehhhhh, this is me nake....taiha photo!
>Many areas are very explicitly shown, you know.
 >Give it to me!  I'm going to get rid of them immediately!
>Now now, Zuikaku, isn't it a fortune to be able to eac to your heart's content?