Batmare and Mr. Freeze [Satyr][Luna]

>"Dad, wake up. There is crime to be solved." Selene said while using a spell that lit up the room to an almost blinding white.
>You just want some sleep.
>You’ve felt like shit almost this whole week.
"Hmmm."
>"Please, Mom and Sirius said they're going to dress up too."
>There are two things you regret doing
>1. Showing your daughter batman
>2. Letting two out of the three of your children become night owls.
>She finally stopped doing that light spell
>Now she is just giving you those puppy eyes.
>She wins this time.
“Okay, what’s the story?”
>She immediately smiled wide.
>”The evil Mane-iac and her now partner-in-crime, Somber Slumber, are at it again. A lead from The Divine Light told me that they are going to the royal bakery to steal forty cakes. And that’s terrible.”
“And who am I?”
>”You’re Mr. Freeze of course.”
“Mr. Freeze is a villain though.”
>”It doesn’t matter.”
“You’re retconning a comic icon’s side.”
>”Dad, this is cross-universe. You’re obviously the good version of Mr. Freeze.”
>Just go with it Anon.
“Okay Batmare, what’s the plan?”
>”We have twenty minutes before they are believed to be there. We can get there and set up an ambush.”
“Well let’s head there Batmare.”
>”Dad-I mean Mr. Freeze, wait!”
“What?”
>”You don’t have a costume on.”
>With a snap of your fingers, you have what you would wear out in winter when you had to check the oceans.
>Of course, with a blue and white pattern, obviously more heroic colors for Mr. Freeze.
>”Mr. Freeze why do you have hair.”
“The good version has hair now.”
>She realized what you did and decided not to say anything.
>”Let’s head off to the Royal Bakery Mr. Freeze.”
>You and Selene walk to the Bakery of the castle.
>She hides behind a counter while you just sit in a chair waiting for your wife and son to be here.
>”Dad, what are you doing? They could see you.”
“Fine, I’ll hide behind the-“
>The room goes completely dark and you hear someone laughing.
>”Hahahaha.”
>The lights come back on and you see Luna and Sirius
>Wow, you just realized how much they based Mane-iac around Luna.
>Sirius makes himself have glowing blue eyes and have his skin look like an empty night sky.
>“Oh look Somber, it is the Batmare and her new wannabe hero, Dr. Cold.”
“Mr. Freeze Luna.”
>”Dad, stay in character,” your daughter whispered while nudging you.
“Here to steal the cakes Mane-iac?”
>”Not quite.”
>All of a sudden your feet are tied together and you are hung from the ceiling in a sort of snare trap.
“How.”
>”Oh Sr. Chill, you must have not noticed. When the lights went out, Somber Slumber was able to set up that trap.”
>You probably didn’t notice because you’ve had a total of four hours of sleep.
>”Don’t worry Mr. Freeze, I’ll cut you down.”
>Selene forms what looks like a Moonarang and throws it to cut the rope.
>Where you hit the floor right after.
>Your daughter used a smoke spell to distract them.
>You get up and decide to end this.
“Pew Pew,” you said as you froze Mane-iac’s and Somber’s feet to the floor.
>”Curses, foiled again!”
“Well that was anticlimactic.”
>All of a sudden, someone else uses that fucking light spell.
>And it is your sister in law, dressed up as Dr. Fate
>”Congratulations Batmare and Captain Cold, you have saved the royal bakery.”
“You’re in this too?”
>”Hey, it’s fun dressing up once in a while.”
“Fine.”
>”How can we ever repay you?”
“Letting me go back to sleep.”
>”Good night dad, thanks for doing this,” Selene said as she hugged your leg.
“No problem kiddo. Luna, want to sleep this time? I’m pretty sure you won’t miss lowering the moon.”
>”Yes dear. Can you get us out though?”
>With a snap of your fingers, the ice immediately turns to water.
>You look at your son.
You whispered to him,“So which one convinced to be in that getup.”
>”Mom.”
>Of course she was in on it too.
>You pick up your wife bridal style
>”Anon, don’t you want me to get out of this costume.”
“Nah, I’m getting out of mine because it’s pretty damn hot in this."