jackofspadesman's thoughts on the ORAS megas as of 10/14

Sceptile - actually really cool. Sharper design shows higher offense and speed
Swampert - fat arm fish
Beedrill - GF: It has needles... how can we make it mega? *adds more*
Pidgeot - I like the blue accent and the new hair, competitively idk
Slowbro - HELP I'VE BEEN SWALLOWED
Steelix - RAWR I WAS STEELIX NOW I AM WAY TOO MUCH STEELIX ALSO I AM DIANCIE
Sabelye - OKAY IT HAD GEMS LET'S ADD A BIG ONE (In all honesty it looks neat)
Sharpedo - let's make it look so badass it actually looks ridiculous
Camerupt - Camel... Erupt... ERUPT... VOLCANO??? MORE VOLCANO!!!
Altaria - everyone loves mega amphy and altaria is already fluffy let's juST ADD MORE FLUFFY
Glalie - Where do I start... Okay now its horns are ice, it got a new horn, its jaw is bigger, its mouth is a big abyss of nothing, it has PSEDUO LEGS NOW IDK?, AND IT HAS A BEARD. STOP.
Salamence - Look more like a jet, now with armor! Cool, except croissant wings.
Metagross - it neEDS FOUR MORE LEGS AND IT'S FLOATING ALSO IT HAS A SPIKE COOL. COPY. PRINT. LET'S SHIP IT OUT.
Latias - Okay it's purple bc red + blue... cool! Except it looks like a weird jet thing idk? It literally looks like an airplane.
Latios - um... did they even try???
Rayquaza - cool body, but why is it haxorus-ified? Looks liek a bug.
Lopunny - Okay let's take the playboy bunny and make it have RIPPED TIGHTS K? K.
Gallade - Dare I say flamboyant? Actually, it's simple and well done. Not over done, not under done... just not mega.
Audino - what changed? Why is it still a piece of shit?
Diancie - IIIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDLUUUUURE! FROM THE CHANDELUUUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!