Disguised Anon - fax machine

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #477
Hazbin Hotel - 'Disguised' Anon, the I.M.P. intern
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More Disguised Anon the intern adventures.

>Anon, often the victim of Blitzo's advances.
>Which often include him sending Anon unwarranted 'accidental dick pic's' to generally showing up at this apartment, somehow bypassing the locked door and the barred windows.
>But Anon has found a coping mechanism or at least a distraction whenever Blitzo's advances become too much.
>It involves a fax machine and a stack of Blitzo's stationary.

>Blitzo was having a great morning, got his iced coffee, got to work and he thought to himself, he was making great progress on getting into the tall Imp's pants.
>He had his cowboy-bootesque feet perched up on the desk, laying back into his desk.
>Nothing could ruin this morning.
>That was until the fax machine started revving and clicking-clacking it's message.
>Immediately hopped out of his seat and running over to the Fax machine, since he normally knows who is faxing him at this time of day, in this part of the office, localized entirely at the counter.
>Tugging at the letter slightly, Blitzo reads.

Today at ten am afucko poisns teh waiter dispensr.

More instructins willfollow
From teh bad furnitre Punshnd Blitzo (teh o is silent)
>After reading the message, Blitzo looked at the clock that hangs on the wall and saw that it was indeed 10:01 am.
>Blitzo practically kicking down his office door and making a mad dash towards the water cooler.
>Turning the corner sharply, Blitzo uses his foot to do a drifting stop to only see something that brings out terror in him.
>Moxxie, the fucking nerd was by the water cooler.
>Raising a dinky water cup full of the deadly water to his parched lips.
>No one was dying on his watch, especially his spastic weapons specialist!
>"NOOOOOO!" Blitzo came charging in at Moxxie with every speed he could push out of his acrobatic body.
>Moxxie only had a moment to turn towards his tackler before he was slammed by a force that could put a professional football player to shame.
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>When Moxxie regained his senses, he found Blitzo pulling out the water tank out of the cooler.
>"Sir, what in the heaven is WRONG with you!?" Moxxie blurts out at his Employer who managed to finally wrench the tank and it's supposedly deadly contents out.
>"You'll thank me one day Moxx, you and your wife will." Blitzo stated as he dragged the tank away while it was still spewing water.
>Moxxie could only stare at him with disbelief has Blitzo somehow managed to open a window in the condemned skyscraper and tossed out the offending water tank.
>Anon was however giggling like a madman from the scene he witnessed.
>All it took to pull it off was just some stationary, a fax machine and a made up bad future that stole parts from Metal Gear, Mad Max and Fallout.
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