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- (Jish as L. Piddy)
- My name is L. Piddy and I’m here to eat!
- Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat!
- I’m the best rapper-slash-eater on the street,
- And I’m looking forward to a tasty treat!
- Food tastes so good when it’s in my mouth,
- Munchin’ and crunchin’ and tumblin’ about.
- Here is my handle, here is my spout,
- My rappin’ ability you better not doubt!
- Give it up for my DJ, the Grandmaster Flash!
- The only one I know who wipes his ass with cash!
- And he ain’t afraid to use Mrs. Dash,
- In fact he always carries a secret stash!
- I couldn’t believe it happened again!
- The cat beat the carrot, the sword and the pen!
- But let me take a break for a minute or ten,
- I’ve got something cooking in the ov-en!
- Did you know you can make a light from a lemon?
- It’s like how the spice is used by the Fremmin.
- Dune anyone, or is it just me?
- At least we ain’t rappin’ about STDs!
- (Harrison as DJ Grandmaster Flash)
- And I’m the mic masta’,
- It’s a disasta’!
- I fill up my Hummer not with gas, but Shasta!
- We all know that Piddy’s a bastahd,
- But I’m so hungry I eat fasta!
- First I’m gonna eat some pizza,
- I better eat it before it eats ya!
- You know I’m that master of dropping beats-uh,
- I’d even eat salad if it had a meat sauce!
- Then comes a round of my favorite food,
- Burritos always improve my mood,
- I’d even eat them with a spoon!
- Nothing gets better than burritos, dood!
- But keep in mind to eat your greens,
- To reduce constipation and to help your spleen.
- Me and L. Piddy are a vegetable team,
- But you can call me the Bean Machine!
- Then it’s time for a tasty dessert,
- Something a bit fancier than your average Go-Gurt.
- It may smell like cabbage and it may look like dirt,
- But we’re still chowin’ like Bernie and Ert!
- (Both)
- And so ends our culinary adventure,
- Lacking in words necessitating assenture.
- We all love a filler or quencher,
- Enjoying it now while we still don’t have dentures.
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