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Piano-Non (Parody of Piano Man)

May 11th, 2013
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  1. Its nine o'clock on a Saturday
  2. The Regular crowd shuffles in
  3. There's an old mare sitting next to me
  4. Makin' love to her cider and gin
  5.  
  6. She says, "Non, can you play me a memory
  7. I'm not really sure how it goes
  8. But it's nice and it's sweet and I knew it complete
  9. When I wore a younger mare's clothes."
  10.  
  11. La la la, Di da da
  12. La la, di da da da dum.
  13.  
  14. Sing us a song, dear Anonymous
  15. Sing us a song tonight
  16. Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
  17. And you've got us feelin' alright.
  18.  
  19. Now Shy at the bar is an ex of mine,
  20. She buys lots of drinks for me
  21. And she's quick with a stroke on my sensitive bloke
  22. But she'd rather jump ontop and make wet love to me
  23. She says, "Non, I believe we are destined to be."
  24. As a sultry grin crosses her face
  25. "Well I'm sure that I could make you see bright stars
  26. If only you would come back to my place"
  27.  
  28. Oh, la la la, di da da
  29. La la, di da da da dum
  30.  
  31. And the Waiter is practicing politics
  32. as the businessmares slowly get stoned
  33. Yes, they start to question my loneliness
  34. But I prefer to drink all alone
  35.  
  36. Sing us a song, dear Anonymous
  37. Sing us a song tonight
  38. Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
  39. And you've got us feelin' alright.
  40.  
  41. Now Octy is a fine concert cellist
  42. Who never had time for a mate
  43. Octy is talkin' to you, trying get in your boots
  44. And probably will for a while
  45.  
  46. It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
  47. and the manager gives me a smile,
  48. 'Cause she knowns that it's me they've been comin' to see
  49. To shamelessly flirt for a long while
  50. And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
  51. And the microphone smells like beer
  52. And they sit at the bar and put bits in your jar
  53. And say, "Non, come with me away from here."
  54.  
  55. Oh, la la la, di da da
  56. La la, di da da da dum
  57.  
  58. Sing us a song, dear Anonymous
  59. Sing us a song tonight
  60. Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
  61. And you've got us feelin' alright.
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