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  1. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  2.  
  3. Omake!
  4.  
  5. 'QSS'
  6. "SG"
  7. "'???"'
  8. ---
  9.  
  10. 'Sooo, looking forward to the trip?'
  11.  
  12. "Babysitting a bunch of Lings? Yeah, won't be too bad."
  13.  
  14. 'We can go shopping! And we can totally get our hoofs done when we're on break!'
  15.  
  16. "Yeah that-- wait, what?"
  17.  
  18. 'Omake! I can do what I want!'
  19.  
  20. -Proceed to Quicksilver dancing around in a leotard to some 80's aerobics music-
  21.  
  22. "Hm. Well, that's er... different."
  23.  
  24. "'Tell me about it, this one time I caught a drone singing into his toothbrush, it was Maredonna, some of her earlier stuff, really bad."'
  25.  
  26. "...What are you doing here, Queen Chrysalis?"
  27.  
  28. "'I'unno, saw the weird stallion dancing around and it seemed funny to watch."'
  29.  
  30. "...Good dancer though."
  31.  
  32. "'Has a pretty large arse for a stallion, very round."'
  33.  
  34. "Yeah I-- wait what?"
  35.  
  36. "'Oh shut it, like you aint looked."'
  37.  
  38. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  39.  
  40. OMAKE!
  41. >Chitania
  42. "Discord"
  43. 'Lavan'
  44. ~~~~
  45.  
  46. "Come on ya' bum! Get yer' ass in gear!"
  47.  
  48. >RAAAGGGHHH!
  49.  
  50. PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH
  51.  
  52. ~Rising up, back on the streets! Did my time took my chances!~
  53.  
  54. "Yer' gonna eat lightnin' and crap thunder!"
  55.  
  56. >GRAAAGGGHHH!
  57.  
  58. PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH
  59.  
  60. ~Went the distance now I'm back on my feet, just a mare and her will to surviiiive!~
  61.  
  62. >ADRIANNNN!
  63.  
  64. ~It's the EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT! RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR-~
  65.  
  66. 'Wow, that looks interesting.'
  67.  
  68. >...
  69.  
  70. "...Oh, shit."
  71.  
  72. >Uh... I'm not ready to fight you yet.
  73.  
  74. 'Oh... did you want to fight?'
  75.  
  76. >Yes?
  77.  
  78. 'Why?'
  79.  
  80. >It's my... thing.
  81.  
  82. 'Oh... well, then I will find someone for you to fight! Be right back!'
  83.  
  84. >...Are you SURE he's evil and I need to defeat him?
  85.  
  86. "Er-"
  87.  
  88. >Cause this seems like I'm just gonna get my ass kicked against a guy who doesn't actually want to fight.
  89.  
  90. "Well-"
  91.  
  92. >He's not even going full villain or doing anything villainous.
  93.  
  94. "Uh-"
  95.  
  96. >I feel like this is just a ruse from you. Am I being rused?
  97.  
  98. "...uh..."
  99.  
  100. 'I have found an opponent.'
  101.  
  102. >Oh, well I guess I could-HOLY FUCK!
  103.  
  104. THOOOM!
  105.  
  106. 'The opponent is a mountain.'
  107.  
  108. "And now she's squash... wait... Wow, how are you holding that up? Just... wow, whole goddamn mountain."
  109.  
  110. >GRAAAH!
  111.  
  112. 'Huzzah! She is winning!'
  113.  
  114. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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