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- LL COOL J - You Can’t Dance Lyrics
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- He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the floor...
- You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
- To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet's deformed.
- They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
- You can't dance!
- Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?
- Homeboy, what's the use?
- Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
- first think of an excuse.
- You dance like a fat old lady
- not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice,
- but every time you try to get one move right.
- the old lady then did it twice.
- You can't dance!
- You've been a dancing disco disaster,
- the worst I ever saw.
- They should dropkick you on the neck
- and drag you off the floor.
- In every discotheque, I see you there
- in the middle of the crowd,
- looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
- You can't dance!
- Take my advice, don't move!
- You'll never get the knack.
- If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party
- and wouldn't be coming back.
- On the floor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move.
- You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
- You can't dance!
- You wanna come to my party?
- I wouldn't give you a chance.
- You tried to take breakdance lessons,
- ended up in an ambulance.
- Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
- You dance like you got arthritis already,
- what'll happen when you get old?
- You can't dance!
- Why are you so stiff?
- Is it something that your mother did?
- Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" people
- when you were a "can't dance" kid.
- You live in a "can't dance" house,
- went out in a "can't dance" car,
- your doofy "can't dance" father
- got drunk in a "can't dance" bar.
- You take a "can't dance" bath,
- put on your "can't dance" cologne.
- Go out to a "can't dance" party
- so you wouldn't have to "can't dance" all alone.
- You can't dance!
- Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?
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