Doctor Who Is Real

I have done a lot of research and have reached the inevitable result that the Doctor Who television show by the British Broadcasting Corporation is based off of real events, that the Doctor is a real time traveler; and that the Time And Relative Dimension In Space device, a time machine disguised as a twentieth century British telephone box, is a real machine.

EXHIBIT ONE:
http://ted.europa.eu/udl?uri=TED:NOTICE:286004-2011:TEXT:EN:HTML&src=0
This is a report from the United Kingdoms to the European Union detailing the Time And Relative Dimension In Space (TARDIS) device. The list of software it runs hides several "bespoke" tools and the Weapon Assessment Software Package (WASP). The Naval Base headquarters says that "WASP itself dates from the mid 1980s and has been under almost continual development ever since. It is based on the OpenVMS architecture with component packages in a variety of languages including Pascal, Fortran and BASIC". (BBC BASIC, that is- coincidence? I think not.) This fits together quite nicely: the reason Doctor Who was taken off air in the late 1980s was because the government made some modifications to her weapons system and she didn't react well. And then the Last Great Time War made it difficult to restart the show, so they had to wait fifteen years before rebooting it. It makes perfect sense.

Also, note the application form for companions-to-be in Section 4. The number of 3-6 companions fits perfectly with the Doctor's comment that the TARDIS was meant to be piloted with six people.

EXHIBIT TWO:
http://i.imgur.com/sSczC.jpg
Here is a picture of the Eleventh Doctor lounging with the Beatles, legendary British rock band. This is irrefutable proof of the Eleventh Doctor being a time traveler.

Note that Matt Smith is obviously not the Doctor; he is just an actor played to portray him on film. However, he was chosen by the BBC because of how similarly he looks to the Eleventh Doctor. This reactionary nature of the casting is the only explanation for some of the sudden regenerations in the series, such as those seen in the 1980s.

EXHIBIT THREE:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m8ln
http://seraphnb.tumblr.com/post/26631786815/doctor-jack-harkness
Another BBC science "fiction" television show is entitled Torchwood, and it is about a group of people that investigate extraterrestrial and paranormal happenings. However, if you unscramble the letters in the title, you get "Doctor Who", and the true nature becomes apparent. This show is, in reality, about exploits of the Doctor that don't fit in with his fictionalized persona in the Doctor Who television show. In the show, these adventures are attributed to "Captain Jack Harkness", who is the Doctor except that he resurrects instead of regenerating. BBC tries to hide the truth, but they are not subtle enough.

EXHIBIT FOUR:
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/05/ghosts-of-the-tardis-1930-2011/
This is a list of pictures of the TARDIS found in GoogleMaps StreetView pictures of the United Kingdoms, just in case you weren't convinced by the UK/EU report.

EXHIBIT FIVE:
http://scyfilove.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Rose.jpg
This picture clearly portrays Rose Tyler in Liverpool, 1963. This is further proof of her time-travel with the Doctor.

EXHIBIT SIX:
http://i.imgur.com/eQbU8.jpg
Again, an irrefutable picture of the TARDIS program system. Remember that her chameleon circuit was broken back in 1963 when she was camouflaged as a phone box.

EXHIBIT SEVEN:
http://www.thisman.org/
http://i.imgur.com/ufftO.jpg
This man has been seen by several dozen people in their dreams. It is unknown who this man is, but it can be noted that he bears a striking resemblence to a balding version of the Eighth Doctor, most of whose story we do not know. Indeed, one of the prominent theories of the identity of this man is that he is a "dream surfer". As the website summarises the idea, "According to this theory this man is a real person, who can enter people's dreams by means of specific psychological skills. Some believe that in real life this man looks like the man in the dreams. Others think that the man in the dreams looks completely different from his real life counterpart." This fits perfectly with the story of the Doctor, and it would make perfect sense. A few accounts of his presence even mention him carrying a device not unlike that which the Tenth Doctor described as going "ding" when there's "stuff". This is just some more undeniable proof of the Doctor's existance.

EXHIBIT EIGHT:
http://i.imgur.com/5fY5C.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KRJBR.jpg
This is an image of a dark snake-shaped cloud in the constellation Sagittarius taken by NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope on June 4th, 2010. To give some perspective, the bright red star just right of the center of the cloud over twenty times the size of our sun. However, I find that it eerily resembles the Crack in Time that the Eleventh Doctor was battling from April 3rd to June 26th of that same year. Coincidence? I think not. Perhaps this is not a cloud, but something much more sinister...

EXHIBIT NINE:
http://i.imgur.com/5itML.jpg
This is a picture of a Native American cave painting that clearly depicts the Doctor and a companion or two conversing with a tribal leader standing next to the TARDIS. There is no way that Native Americans could have known how to draw a police box, so it is obvious that it is the TARDIS. How anyone could possible deny this photographic evidence is mind-boggling.

EXHIBIT TEN:
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ponddalekso_450x300.jpg
In 2009, Marc Oakland and a group of volunteers in the United Kingdom were cleaning up an old pond of rubbish when they discovered a Dalek's head floating up in the pond. This is irrefutable proof of the existence of one of the Doctor's most fierce enemies.

EXHIBIT ELEVEN:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/29/kepler_47_two_sun_system/
"NASA has confirmed the existence of a real-universe analogue of Gallifrey," which exists in a "transiting circumbinary multi-planet system" - just like the planet of the Time Lords! Of course, it's so far away, the light of its destruction hasn't reached us yet on Earth.

EXHIBIT TWELVE:
http://sky-today.com/scientists-discover-the-diamond-planet/
This isn't the only planet scientists have identified from Doctor Who. They discovered a diamond planet relatively close by to Earth. Not only does this fit the actual characteristics of the planet Midnight, but it's close by and therefore a prime target for human colonization. We'd better just watch out for the X-tonic radiation!

EXHIBIT THIRTEEN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQPYogNm5g
If you look very carefully in the background of this video of Tom Jones singing "Chills and Fevers" in 1964, you can see the Eleventh Doctor playing the drums. Since this is before Tom Jones made it big, it becomes obvious that the drummer could only be a time traveler who knew about him for his future fame. This is some of the strongest evidence for the Doctor's reality.

EXHIBIT FOURTEEN:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/4/26/12/enhanced-buzz-27939-1366994398-18.jpg
I wonder who this tombstone could belong to? Only to a person whose single name is "Doctor", naturally! You'll notice that the grass in front of the tombstone is undisturbed, which could only mean that the man supposed to be buried there didn't need to be buried after all. Instead, he regenerated! It is possible that this was intended for the Seventh Doctor, who died in a human institution and was on his way to burial when he regenerated.

EXHIBIT FIFTEEN:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/65/0a/00/650a0039663cb580af109f82fe258baf.jpg
Speaking of the Seventh Doctor, who died in a hospital after being operated on, a similar story occurred when doctors operated on a man with two working hearts. Coincidence? I think not. Occam's razor tells us that the unnecessary multiplication of entities is fallacious; for this reason, we can conclude that the person talked about in this article was no one else than the Doctor.

EXHIBIT SIXTEEN:
http://www.tor.com/images/stories/blogs/12_11/consolation-soyer-1959.jpg
After an encounter with the Weeping Angels, two of the Doctor's companions, Amy and Rory Pond, were sent back in time to live out a life in the 1900s. This picture, painted in that time period, shows two people who look remarkably like the two Ponds. It is clear that Amy is crying, and Rory is consoling her- which fits to the shock of being permanently removed from your time period.

EXHIBIT SEVENTEEN:
http://weirdworldnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/metal-sphere.jpg
The year in which the Master ruled the Earth might have been erased from history due to the efforts of brave Martha Jones, but some things still remain. For instance, this is a clear example of one of the Toclafane spheres the Master used to torture humanity for that year. There is no other possible explanation for the existence of this strange sphere.

EXHIBIT EIGHTEEN:
http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/5C/6FDD40578AC659378EE1CC0B4344B_h231_w308_m4_ciKUjLnit.jpg
In 2012, along the Pompano Beach shoreline in Florida, someone found a large Dalek eye. Again, this is irrefutable evidence that the Doctor's most fierce enemy, the Daleks, are really existent in this universe. Perhaps this Dalek lost its eye during the Time War, when the Doctor killed both his people and most of the Daleks.

EXHIBIT NINETEEN:
https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrc8mn1Vq1rrdtjso7_250.jpg
Here, the TARDIS clearly malfunctioned. Instead of materializing in an open area, it neatly bisected a fence. Its unkempt appearance is undoubtedly due to the inner core leaking and the Chameleon Circuit degrading. Time inside the disguised machine is probably running very slowly, which explains how this specimen has stayed in one spot for so long - the Doctor is fixing it, but in slow motion!

EXHIBIT TWENTY:
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/6/69852/3487946-enhanced-buzz-24084-1366994399-45.jpg

EXHIBIT TWENTY-ONE:
https://i.imgur.com/YXcwV7x.jpg

EXHIBIT TWENTY-TWO:
http://www.whoisdoctorwho.co.uk/visualdata.shtml
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/whoisdoctorwho/sightings.shtml
This series of sightings of the Ninth Doctor were compiled by Mickey Smith, who was directly involved with the Doctor and two of his companions. There is no better evidence than eye-witness encounters- and, of course, Exhibit Twenty-Three.

EXHIBIT TWENTY-THREE:
http://i.imgur.com/btlEP.jpg
This image, the climax of my research, is an unedited picture of a police box floating in front of the Andromeda Galaxy as seen by the Hubble Space Telescope! Remember that when we look at Andromeda, we are seeing it as it appeared 30000 years ago. Think about how far back in time this police box must have been! This proves that it was the TARDIS, not just a police box that escaped orbit by accident.

Keep in mind that this image was later edited by NASA scientists so that the existence of advanced time travel was hidden from the public, according to the wishes of the Illuminati. Now, the Shadow Government front Apple uses it as a popular background on their computers so that it will not be questioned as the original. Please, all of you, open your mind's eyes and see the truth!!!
END OF EXHIBITS

Upon pondering the ramifications of the above research, I realized that this could be applied in dozens of different ways. First, however, I had to answer a few questions:
1) What is the Doctor's name?
2) Does this mean that monsters like the Vashta Nerada, Weeping Angels and Silents are real?
3) Why would a show be made about the Doctor in the first place?
Below, I have done my best to answer these questions as possible.

THE DOCTOR'S NAME:
http://pastebin.com/eLWB1t1G
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirac_delta_function
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theta_function
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summation#Capital-sigma_notation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi-squared
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi-squared_distribution#Definition
∂³∑x² is the Doctor's true name, as seen in The Making of Doctor Who, the first Doctor Who comic book and The Five Doctors. Doctor ΘΣ (translated as "God" or "who") It is a mathematical formula, obviously, although its interpretation varies. I have done my own work to define the variables in this; I hope that you find it interesting.

The ∂ is commonly defined as a lowercase delta, the variable used in partial differential equations such as (∂u/∂x)*(x,y)=0. It is arguable that the ∂ is a typographical mistake for ϑ, lowercase theta, as the Doctor is later referred to as having the nickname "Theta Sigma". Unfortunately, it is unknown as to whether this is an error on the part of the Doctor's friends or the printers. However, due to the fact that Theta Sigma was not only a canonical nickname but also translates into "God" or "Who" (Doctor Θ∑, Doctor Who), it can be safely understood that the symbol referred to here is, in actuality, a lowercase theta. I shall be using that notation until the end of this document.

The ∑ is an uppercase sigma. It could refer to half a dozen things, the primary one being the symbol for summation. If it did refer to summation, we could assume that ϑ³ could be the upper bound of summation and that the x² is the lower bound. In other words, we would be adding {x²+(x²+1)+(x²+2)...(ϑ³-2)+(ϑ³-1)+ϑ³}.

The x could be read as x, as in the regular modern placeholder for any variable, or as lowercase chi. Chi raised to the second power, as it is in the formula, has various uses in statistics, primarily as the distribution of a sum of the squares of k independent standard normal random variables.

Of course, it is also known (from the tenure of the Seventh Doctor) that the Doctor is, in fact, a reincarnation of the Time Lord Omega, who helped found Time Lord society. It is possible that Omega was actually the physical manifestation of Newcomb's Omega, or, alternately, Laplace's demon.

Please note that this is all speculation, and that the true name of the Doctor cannot absolutely be known until the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh Doctor, when no creature can speak falsely or fail to answer and the first question in the universe, hidden in plain sight, shall be asked and silence must fall, in the fiftieth anniversary finale of Season Thirty-Three in 2013.

VASHTA NERADA:
In the television show, the Vashta Nerada were microscopic beings which lived by the thousands in swarms. Individually, Vashta Nerada are identical to dust specks visible in bright light. In these small number, they are harmless, but when gathered in huge, sentient swarms, they can strip a creature to its bare bones in milliseconds. The Vashta Nerada live in darkness and cast impossible shadows when they enter light. To avoid detection, the swarms mimic the shadows of their prey. The main mode of identification of a person attacked by Vashta Nerada is if they have an extra shadow.

Already, this explains some things about life on Earth. I am sure that almost everybody has seen dust specks in bright rays of light, and this explains what those specks actually are. Furthermore, the existence of small but terrible monsters that live in darkness would explain why young children are afraid of the dark, as any shadow could be made of Vashta Nerada. However, how could such a species evolve on Earth? The answer is that it didn't. The Vashta Nerada live on every planet which has meat and are born as microscopic spores in trees. Perhaps that every planet with trees has Vashta Nerada; they could live in symbiosis with the plant. If they lived on Earth, however, surely there would be some traces of their existence. However, if you look closely enough, there is. The Vashta Nerada feeds off of roadkill. Even more noticeably, perhaps some instances of hikers disappearing in the woods are possibly caused by Vashta Nerada attacks because there are bound to be some there due to the large amounts of trees. A few examples of people disappearing in woods or parks are the cases of Dorothy Arnold, Bruno Manser, Madeleine McCann and Kyron Horman.

WEEPING ANGELS:
In the Doctor Who television show, the Weeping Angels or Silent Assassins are extremely fast humanoid creatures that are quantum locked into stone when viewed. This makes them almost impossible to kill. Their quantum nature also allows them to manifest out of pictures of themselves. Due to this ability, it is obvious that the television show does not actually portray their most accurate bodies. It is known that they were probably behind the mass disappearances of people at 18 Fields Park Avenue, Allt-Yr-Yn, Newport, NP20 5BE.

The best proof I have for the existence of Weeping Angels is the following story:
"A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, at the very least close the blinds, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, 'Take the children and get out of the house… we will call the police. We do not have an angel statue.' The police arrived at the house within three minutes of the call. The babysitter and the children were gone without a trace. No angel staue was ever found."

Of course, to the average person, this might seem like it's just another urban legend fueled by the Internet. However, I did quite a bit of research and discovered a picture that seems to affirm the series of events in the "legend". The picture can be found at https://cabinetcardgallery.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/momkidsmunich.jpg
It clearly depicts two younger children that are around the right age for the children babysat in the story and an older girl that would perfectly fit as their babysitter. If this is not proof, I do not know what is.

SILENTS:
The Silents are difficult to prove, as they are impossible to remember after viewing them. Also, when they kill someone, they don't just disappear- they are erased from time itself. The lack of proof is proof in and of itself that they exist. However, I found one more example: the Scream of Nature, a series of paintings by Edvard Munch that detail a humanoid creature with a bald, oddly shaped head, a flat nose and huge eyes (as well as weirdly elongated hands and fingers) in black clothes or a suit.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/The_Scream.jpg
This perfectly fits the picture that the Doctor Who television show paints for the Silents. Perhaps the subject of the paintings was remembered in the subconscious of Munch's mind from when he encountered the Silents. This is the most concrete proof I could find of the Silents' existence.

WHY MAKE A SHOW?
The show serves the purpose of explaining away any sightings of the Doctor as advertisement or viral ad campaigns (as they did with Mickey Smith's website in Exhibit Nine). This avoids the British government having to answer some very tricky questions that could possibly endanger government secrets or suppressed technology. They also manage to work around any concepts unbelievable by modern public standards and understanding of science by dumbing down the technical aspects or fictionalizing plot elements.

THIS CONCLUDES MY RESEARCH. I hope that you found this undeniable proof enlightening and that you will watch the 33rd Season of Doctor Who (http://pastebin.com/yiTvcMpd) with new appreciation when it is released in mid to late September.

Thank you,
Seraph