Episode 38

Episode 38) From Defeat We Return to the Imperium in Shame:

	Welcome back Homies and Home Slices we return on this Noice Friday night for another Exciting Episode of Conspiracy Files Season 2 Rebirth, we are back form a small hiatus but nonetheless we are back today the Second to last Episode of Edeneth has been launched on their YT channel so give it a gander if you want to get high on HYPE! Today the Emperor of the Imperium needs better Armor especially in these dire of times; Lorny needs to construct the Emperor Class Supreme Imperial Conquer Divine Armor Lorny returned to his whittle shack to continue work on it but why what is Lorny planning?

	Lorny returned to the little shack of littleness and has started to mine the area around it finding some cool resources he was distracting himself after the Imperial Navies defeat at the Kremlin Strait it has cost the Imperium dearly in terms of Vessels, Aircraft, and Gundams but to top it all off Neos Force has been completely destroyed thankfully there is a silver lining in this Uniting Force was so badly damaged by Neos Force’s blast for 4 days the crews of the Uniting Force tried desperately to keep the Vessel afloat but without the Crystal it was for naught the Ship had to be evacuated and 4 hours after the evacuation the Vessel sank into the Ocean.

	The Remnants of the Imperial navy retreated back to friendly dry-docks and from there they will receive much needed repairs any Ship battle ready were sent to the Kessel Line there they would hold the line, more Vessels coming from the Unknown Region a taskforce of 70 Vessels steam their way to meet with the remainder of the Imperial Navy leading them is none other than Grand Admiral Thrawn for Months he has been overlooking the Unknown Region, he brings with him what remained of the Imperial Navy the rest are on patrol all over the Imperium protecting Convoy Routes and Mining Colonies from assault Thrawn was recalled by Loryn he desperately needed his expertise and tactical Prowse to help him wrest control of the seas from CorSec.

	He would need to brief Thrawn on the Battle but he needed to unwind he was so stressed out after the battle ended his Fleet was in tatters he had to fish his Brother from the sea so many Ships and Aircraft to replace but more importantly so many Precious Clones to replace so many Clones he had to bury whatever was left of them to bury, but he needed to rest so here he is working on the shack unfortunately he took a fall trying to place a ladder he eventually needed Raph assistance getting his gear back it was rather embarrassing.

	Later in the stream Loryn was conversing with Raph but Loryn soon got assaulted by a Sniper Skeleton from FAZE!!!! Lorny got his bow out and started to duel the Faze Operative! Loryn knew the FAZE Operative was here to kill him as he was trading shots on the Faze Operative he noticed something a red and black x on his head, that can only mean one thing it was Totes Spoopy^3 FAZE'S greatest very creepy sniper he was good a worthy opponent for most people but not for the Emperor of the Imperium, the poor sap should have just shot himself instead of taking the contract but it was too late for that now after a fierce duel Lorny slew Totes Spoopy^3 and with that it was an end of Era for 700 Years totes Spoopy^3 has reigned as the Best Sniper in the FAZE group but no more for his death sent a shockwave through the Ranks of FAZE lowering morale.

	Raph has reported to Lorny on the status of the Emperor Class Armor but he reached a snag he asked Lorny if the Emperor Armor would still be considered complete, if one of the pieces didn’t have Mending he said no but Raph explained they didn’t have a lot of Mending Books left but Loryn was listening to him he said they would have more in the future and that was it so basically the status of the Armor as of this moment is pending,  after hearing the news Raph also requested to use Loryn’s Sword for it was approaching nighttime and he needed to do some hunting for the Ender Men! Sorry Frank but we need to harvest their eyes their sacrifice would go to a worthy cause!

	Loryn was making a trail to his little shack but he was ambushed by 2 Creepers thinking he could slay them Loryn approached the Creeper for single combat, but the Creeper was smart it was trained by Allah Creepbar himself he soon stopped three steps below Lorny and then proceeded to explode but this was a distraction for the second Creeper he approached from the rear and exploded KappaPride! But fortunately Lorny was able to survive two Creeper attacks but he was very angry with himself he now had to repair the damages done by the Creepers but plot twist my homies, the Creepers had a plan in case they failed in their Holy Mission they hired a Sniper from Optic called Jerry he’s a swell guy so they hired him he would their Plan C in case Lorny would survive and if he did he would be too injured to resist making it easier for Jerry to kill him, a good plan but it failed miserable for Jerry might be a swell guy but he is a complete noob like he no kidding he at one pointed a bow and arrow at himself… let that sink in…

	We interrupt this Program to bring you a Special Report Live from the front brought to you by Conspiracy Files News my name is Julia Smith and today in Conspiracy Files News we bring to you the Number 1 source of Indoctrination and Mind Control Propaganda to the masses, tonight we have horrible news to share with you our brainwashed extremely submissive to the Emperor people the Conspiracy Imperium Navy has suffered horrendous Casualties on the Kremlin Seas our Prototype Super Weapon Neos Force has been listed to be destroyed reading the Casualty reports over 200 vessels have been lost and over 90,000 Clones have lost their lives. Out of a Fleet of 490 Vessels about 127 survived the Battle with an additional 90 Vessels that were able to be brought back to dry-docks for emergency repairs that brings the total to 217 Vessels, with such a loss in Vessels the Imperium has been put in a precarious situation control of the seas have gone to CorSec which means the Convoys will be more exposed to submarines and Naval attacks but CorSec have also suffered severe losses their Super Weapon the dreaded Uniting Force has sunk with over 60% of its crews missing or dead, but there is the issue with the 3 Mini Uniting Force type Vessels from Raph has said he noticed to strange destroyers they had these strange red and gold domes on them, Raph surmised these were the things that were able to cloak the CorSec Ships but he wasn’t completely sure they could serve another purpose.

	While Raph was at sea he noticed the Fleet was turning around returning hopefully back to Base or anywhere else eventually 9 hours later, Raph was rescued by a Conspiracy Naval Cruise Hawk Rescue Copter 10 hours later he returned to Carrier Dooms Mouth in the Copter were dozens of Severely injured Clones they were in agony Raph reported he was angry with himself he and his Brother have failed the Clones they were too cocky and because of that his men had paid the price,  he told them he started smoking Ciggaweed once more by the time the Copter reached the Carrier he had smoked 20 Ciggaweeds he even shared it with the Clones the ones who still had a mouth…

	This is it the Imperium is truly in danger of being overwhelmed but I speak to you from my heart we shall not fear the enemy we shall not cower in fear we shall stand firm and fight against them, I encourage all the Mind controlled Slaves of the Imperium to prepare for the worst by that I mean stock enough food to last 5 Months we also ask if you start making bunkers under your home to protect you and your Families from harm we also ask you to start creating an emergency plan. I know things look grim but we must be optimistic we have to be we have lost a major sea battle but we have not lost the war I besiege you there is still hope, the Imperium have survived a lot in its brief existence it can survive this.

	And with that this has been Julia Smith and this is Conspiracy Files News the #1 biased Source of brainwashing and indoctrination as well as the only source of information you will ever need ever anything else is Rebel Propaganda and that is against the Law whose punishment is not limited to total mind rework at the institute Long Live The Imperium.

Lorny’s Dictatorial Diary of Doom Part 4) Aftermath:

	For days I have been having night terrors every night I would wake in a cold sweat every night I see their faces the faces of the Clones I have failed the Clones who have perished in Battle, the Battle was a Massacre a complete massacre to make matter worse Raph is currently smoking Ciggaweeds once more a part of me wishes I had some but I can’t allow it to cloud my mind even more than the lack of sleep is doing right now. But after meeting with Thrawn there is a sliver of hope left the within the unknown Region which for now I shall call it Europa progress has been made on the next Generation of Clones they would be led by a group of 20 Empowered Clones called Primarchs they each would be leading their own, Legion of Clones called Clone Chapters about 17,000 have been produced and are now going through training about 10% would survive the training.

	But there has been very good news the new Imperious Fleet has reached its trial phase they would be used to counter the 3 Mini Uniting Force Ships and cloaking ships, Raph informed Thrawn of the Cloaking Ship and of the tactics they used after hearing this Thrawn congratulated him for his efforts and told him there was nothing he could have done they didn’t know those Vessels existed he can’t blame himself for what happened.

	We do not have the resources to make the Neo Genesis Grinder we don’t even have the resources to remake the Neos Force we really took a pounding out there, but I cannot let my creation die but right now it’s on life support. the war against the Order of Bones is taking to long so far 4 Million Clones have been killed but we have made massive strides against tem we are only 70 miles from their Capital that’s something.

	After Lorny finished writing in his Diary of evil and darkness far away in a parallel Universe Matt and his wife stand in front of the Anti-Control Block in it is the Code of the Universal Bullet, this Bullet is strong enough to kill someone in Creative mode but here is the best part they thought once killed by the Bullet they can never respawn! The Anti-Control Block also some interesting features but that would be revealed next time on Conspiracy Files Season 2 Rebirth can Loryn bring the Imperium back from the brink of disaster, or will the Imperium fall into the hole of destruction find out next time!

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