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- 馬は、勇敢なペガサスにあえてしました
- [A mare made a dare to a brave pegasus]
- "竜の尾を引いて!"
- [“Pull the tail of a dragon!”]
- 彼が受け入れられ、竜のうちの物語をヤンク
- [He accepted and yanked the tale out of a dragon]
- ペガサスは、世紀のリスニングを過ごした後老齢のため死亡した
- [The pegasus died of old age after spending half a century listening.]
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- Chapter 3: The Tale of Tails
- > You were slow to notice it at first, but by the third day you perceived that one of your students seem to end up in bandages.
- > However, it wasn’t until Nurse Fluttershy took you outside your classroom to explain her concerns that you actually realized something was wrong.
- >Fluttershy: “Mr. Despair-“
- “Please, it’s Mr. Anon!”
- > How do ponies manage to think that your name is “Despair”?!
- > Fluttershy: “Uhm, Mr. Anon… have you noticed anything about… Silver Spoon?”
- “Silver… who?”
- > She gives a hearty sigh at your ignorance of the class attendance.
- > Fluttershy: “Silver Spoon is the one who is now in bandages… and has a silver spoon for a cutie mark. Grayish color, blue thick glasses?”
- > You rub your chin, trying to image the foal in question.
- “Alright, what about this… Silver Cup?”
- > Fluttershy: “Mr. Anon, please! It’s Silver Spoon, and there have been concerns that she may be a victim of… of…”
- > She leans in closer, and you do the same;
- > Fluttershy: “D-V.”
- “Dee… Vee?”
- > You look at the explanation scripted in non-existent subtitles below, that describe that “D.A.” is short for “domestic violence”.
- “Oh… oh!”
- > Fluttershy grapples your leg in a frantic attempt before you bum rush back into your classroom.
- > Fluttershy: “You need to think this through! The principal is asking that you investigate after class today, and see if there’s something going on.”
- “My student is in grave danger right now, I must protect her!!”
- > Who is the principal, anyways?!
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- > It takes about 45 minutes for you to wake up; before you could do anything foolhardy or dangerous, Fluttershy stuck ya with a tranquilizer.
- > You feel like you’re stuck in a somewhat lucid dream, and when you come to, Zecora was hanging over your head.
- > Hello, stallion form!
- “Aiiiyaah!”
- > Zecora: “Shut it or you’ll burn in hell, I’ve been teaching for the spell!”
- “Ugh… spell?”
- > Zecora: “By ‘spell’, I mean a passage of time; are you dumb to how I rhyme?”
- > Her pupils are pinpoints, daring you to respond, in which you kindly decline.
- > Upon standing up, you realize that you’re still in class, and the students are drawing random pictures.
- > Your head is still looped up, perhaps whatever nurse Fluttershy pumped you with is a tad too strong.
- > However, it somehow brings clarity to your head; illogical puzzles become solvable, and enigmas evolve into mere instructions.
- > You understand now.
- “I UNDERSTAND!”
- > You pound the podium in triumph, your upper torso now human
- > The bottom half is a mystery, considering that it’s out of sight.
- > Crayons go flying as the class gives you their undivided attention from your flamboyant shout.
- > Diamond Tiara: “What in Celestia’s name are you talki-“
- “KEY!”
- > More silence.
- > Diamond Tiara: “Are you mad?!”
- “KEYAAAAAAH!!”
- > The numbers, the letters, runic symbols everywhere; they’re scuffled all over the classroom.
- > You see them traveling unknowingly, on walls and ponies alike, and you look at your hands to find indecipherable messages rolling about.
- > Soon they’re sprawling in a cyclone, forming a paragraph on the floor.
- > You hang over the podium as words and sentences gain structure, the genuine truth revealing itself-
- > It developed into a wealthy explanation as to how much your life sucks, and the final sentence gives the finishing blow:
- > “You should go kill yourself, lol”
- “This… this is…! YES! I KNEW IT!”
- > You pull out your emergency noose that you keep on your personnel at all times, just in case you might need to hang yourself.
- > The class gasps as you swing it around your neck, climb on the stand, and give the last jump life will allow.
- > Unfortunately you totally forgot the portion where you secure the end of the rope on an overhanging structure, and you end up body slamming the floor.
- > It appears you are entirely human as of right now.
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- > Applebloom: “Sweet apple barrels, he’s gone mad!”
- > The closet door slide opens as Scootaloo pops out
- > You’re busy tugging on the rope to speed up the process, rolling across the floor to notice.
- > Zecora, fairly used to this already, is filing her hooves.
- > Scootaloo: “Sweetie Belle, secure him, we need to operate on his insanity!”
- > From the darkest of shadows, a scalpel swings and cuts the noose into perfect eights; iron clamps burst out of the wooden floor and secure over each of your limbs.
- “NANDE~?!?”
- > Sweetie Belle is next to your panicking head, donning a facemask.
- > Applebloom and Scootaloo have joined the surgery procedure, ripping the top of your kimono open to bare your chest.
- > Even Berry(?) has joined the fray, standing between your two legs with a dopey but cute looking smile.
- > You can’t feel a damn thing right now thanks to the drugs, but you’re sure going to let these ponies what’s on your mind.
- “GYAGHUGH! MHRPURGH!”
- > Applebloom: “Gesundheit, Mr. Anon! The insanity that’s festering appears to be…”
- > She pulls out a black marker, holding it over your chest until it reaches the area where your heart generally is before putting a big X on it.
- > Applebloom: “Right-a here! Now, all we gotta do is open Mr. Anon up and pull it out, and he’ll be all better!”
- > In the front of the classroom, Diamond’s face is casted in shadow, her mouth curving into a terrible smile and a single eye glowing red.
- > Diamond: “Can… insanity… be physically removed?”
- > She pulls out a rusted pickaxe.
- “Why do you have mining tools?!”
- > Diamond: “Hold him still, I’ll pierce his heart!”
- > Your eyeballs bulge at this point.
- > Scootaloo: “Perhaps we might get our cutie marks for this!”
- > Sweetie Belle: “Generating response… response found: woot!”
- “You’re supposed to focus on my ‘insanity!’ this doesn’t make any sense!!”
- > It appears Berry(?) now has a chainsaw in her possession, revving it up as she holds it dangerously close and over your crotch.
- “You TOO?!”
- > You can barely turn your head, but the driven hysteria continues its effect, your heart racing to match the speed of options quickly escaping your grasp.
- > Madness clouding your eyes and foam escaping from your mouth, the agony of hopelessness forces you to scream with bloody murder drowning in your tones.
- “I’M IN DESPAIR! STUDENTS TRYING TO SURGICALLY REMOVE INSANITY THROUGH PHYSICAL MEANS HAVE PUT ME IN DESPAIR!!!”
- > Zecora is still pretty dedicated to her hooves as more tools are pulled out.
- > The last thing you remember is giving a final shout that could be overheard in all of Ponyville.
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- > At the end of class, you take your leave in cuts and bruises;
- > There is now a long scar across your chest, stitches holding it in place.
- > You don’t know if Fluttershy or one of the students did it; after passing out yet again, you were woken up by the sound of the bell, signaling that it’s time for the fillies to go home.
- > Springing free from the prison that is public education, you sprint forward and catch up with the mare known humbly as Silver Spoon.
- “Hey, Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon!”
- > She turns around, and you discover the plethora of bandages on her; a roll of gauze covered an eye, and several band aids cover her body.
- > She looks like she’s been savagely struck, and it aches you from the sight alone.
- > Silver Spoon: “Uh, Mr. Anon…? What did you need?”
- > You catch up to her, bending over to catch your breath.
- “Surp…”
- > Silver Spoon: “Syrup?”
- “Sur…surprise parent-teacher conference!”
- > Silver Spoon: “What?! But Mr. Anon, you can’t be serious!”
- “If you fail this test, you’ll be held back!”
- > Silver Spoon: “Ehhhh?!?”
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- > The two of you are in front of a ridiculously large gateway to what could only seen as a pony-sized super mansion.
- > You didn’t want anyone to think that just because it was “pony-sized”, that it insinuated that the house was not the largest building you’ve seen in Ponyville.
- > She tugs a rope that rings a bell, and a burly looking security guard marches up, opening the gate.
- > Guard: “Hello there, Silvie! Glad you made it back so-!”
- > He brutally attacks you, swinging hooves and pinning you into the dirt face first.
- > Guard: “I’m so sorry Silver Spoon! I didn’t realize this stalker was following you!”
- > Silver Spoon sighs reluctantly at this sight.
- > Silver Spoon: “He’s my teacher, and he has a conference with my parents. Could you let him go?”
- > Stuttering for a moment, he obeys and releases you, a tooth missing and grass shoved up your nostrils.
- > Silver Spoon: “Hurry up, Mr. Anon, we don’t have all day!”
- > You do your best to regain whatever composure and dignity you have left, standing up and passing the guard as he holds his place by the gate.
- > Guard: “I’m watching you, you perverted scum. One move is all it takes, and I’ll snap your pretty neck.”
- > You give a testicle lacking squeak.
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- > Now inside, you’re under the impeccable notion that the building is somehow even larger from the inside.
- > The architect that is able to pull this illusion must be the richest pony in Equestria!
- > There are dozens of murals overhanging the tapestry, each depicting an ill-fated looking stallion with a monocle.
- “Silver Spoon, who are…?”
- > Silver Spoon: “When at home, please refer to me as Silvie; we’re not at school, you know. I don’t suppose you’d let me call you Itoshiki?”
- > This is incredibly awkward, but you try to be as smooth as possible in response.
- “Well, err. Sil…vie, I don’t think you should call me that. However, ‘Anon’ should do just fine.”
- >Silvie: “Alright… Anon.”
- > You almost blush at the way she says this, but you manage to stop yourself.
- > It’s to Silvie’s regret that she could not do the same, and she looks away in embarrassment.
- > Silvie: “Please stop staring at me, you’re making me nervous.”
- > You were staring at her?! She was staring at you!!
- > You feel a terrible vibe descending upon you from up above, and you look up to gaze at the intimidating paintings of the stallions.
- > There really should be more light in here, the handful of candles make the ceiling above appear dark, intimidating even.
- > Silvie: “Do you like these portraits, Anon? They’re of the long line of descendants in my family. The first is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.”
- > You look at the very first portrait, stroking your chin; the stallion in question looks like he fought against something remarkable.
- > You would wager from the number of scars on his face that it was a dragon, or his wife.
- > Silvie: “I forgot to mention this, but… my parents won’t be home until much later, they’re both at work.”
- > You pivot on the spot, panic clenching your heart and lungs.
- “Why didn’t you tell me sooner?!”
- > Silvie: “I’m sorry, I just figured… this would be your chance to get to know me better.”
- > You totally disregard what she just said in terms of double entendres, focusing instead on this as a chance to figure out the truth of her bandages.
- “You’re right, I like that idea.”
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- > Following her on a detailed tour, you give in and ask the million dollar question:
- > Blink to you:
- “Silvie… why are you in bandages? Be honest with me.”
- > Blink to her, as she gives a sly look back:
- > Silvie: “Can I be honest with you, Anon? I haven’t even told my closest friends, I’ve been terrified as to what would happen if they knew…”
- > The way she’s moving her hips in front of you is quite peculiar; does she have some sort of broken pelvis?
- > Nonetheless, you sense you’ve reached the core of the situation at last, and you’ll go to past any bounds to grasp the victory of an answer.
- “But of course, I promise that I won’t tell a soul.”
- > She holds a lantern up, illuminating the sudden expanse of darkness before the two of you.
- “It got suddenly so dark, and where did you get that lantern?!”
- > Silvie: “Come, this way.”
- > Soon you both traverse in an elevator that takes you hundreds of feet below, where you follow a cirn, a part of sewers, and eventually you reach a rather foreboding room.
- “Where are you taking me? When you said you had a secret to tell…”
- > Silvies: “It’s right around the corner, Anon. Another minute, and all will be revealed.”
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- > You’re sweating bullets, feeling like a complete and utter fool; how are you so certain that her parents are involved with domestic violence?
- > She could be a serial killer, or a masochist with a sex dungeon.
- > You could be a victim for either!
- > Sweetie Belle: “I’m detecting a large lifeform nearby.”
- > You lose your cool in a heartbeat, the quiet voice coming from right behind you and sending you into shock.
- “You were behind me?!”
- > Sweetie Belle: “Always affirmative.”
- > Scootaloo: “It’s REALLY dark and scary in here, guys…”
- > Applebloom: “Oh, quit bein’ such a chicken!”
- > To both your and Silvie’s shock, the trio have followed you the entire time, their presence entirely unnoted.
- > This is a paradox, considering just how noisy they are together! What is this utter madness?!
- > In Silvie’s mind, she is ready to murder her classmates for ruining what she thought was such a romantic escapade.
- > Unfortunately, you will never be able to gauge out the affection she demands so quietly from you.
- > This strange turn of event goes by as the group ventures on in the darkness of the abyss below Silvie’s mansion.
- > It isn’t long before you reach a monstrous cavern.
- “This… this is…”
- > Silvie: “Yeah, it is the legendary beast, one that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather fought and tamed centuries ago.”
- > CMC: “Wowwwww.”
- > Behold its glory; an ancient dragon rests peacefully under the dim illumination of a hundred torches.
- > You KNEW that guy took on a dragon!
- > Silvie: “His name is Trongadonga. He’s been sleeping for almost eighty years, and, well… he has shown me my…”
- “Your…?”
- > Finally, the truth of her bandages is revealed!
- > Silvie: “I’ve learned my … my…”
- > CMC: “Yessssss?”
- > Silvie: “… I’ve learned my fetish from him. I enjoy pulling the tail of dragons.”
- > WHAT.
- -----
- “You mean… the reason you’re always hurt isn’t because of domestic violence?”
- > Silvie: “What? No! My parents would never touch me!”
- > Applebloom: “Why would any parent hurt a filly, Mr. Anon?!”
- > How innocent her minds stand, how naïve her world spins.
- > Sweetie Belle: “Error.”
- > It appears at least Sweetie Belle understands… you think.
- “So you mean to tell me that you’ve been discovering sexual fetishes with a resting creature centuries old, by tugging on his tail?”
- > Silvie: “Observe, Anon.”
- > Scootaloo cowers behind you as Silvie lowers and places the lantern, and begins to sneak around the unconscious goliath.
- > After a minute, you watch her grasp the dragon’s tail, and give it a hearty tug.
- > The dragon gives a small grunt and his tail flicks around.
- > Silvie attached to it still, she swings in random directions before letting go and is launched into a pillar;
- > You swear, and you hope that you’re deceiving yourself, that you hear a low trailing moan coming from Silvie.
- > The crusaders and yourself rush up to her aid, and she brushes the blow off like it was nothing.
- > Even her glasses are intact!
- > Silvie: “It feels so… good.”
- “Alright, so my student is a dragon tugging masochist. That makes this day a lot easier!”
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- > Back on the surface, you prepare to leave the fancy looking mansion with due haste.
- > It doesn’t help when those paintings are staring at you with a look that could accelerate the need to use a restroom, geez!
- “Alright, I hope to see you in class tomorrow, Sil… Silver Spoon.”
- > You can’t hold up the charade of nicknames any longer, much to her disappointment.
- > Silvie: “Of course, take care of yourselves, the four of you. And please… it’s a secret.”
- > The four of you nod enthusiastically, unsure as to why a wealthy family is keeping a titan sized dragon underneath their house.
- > Walking to the gate, the guard is eyeballing you like you’re a donut with a 50% off sign.
- > He’s also horribly confounded as to why there are now three fillies joining your exit.
- > Guard: “Bwuh.. huh? But how?!”
- > The three look at their flanks in hopes that they get ninja cutie marks;
- > Not today, you three, not today.
- > With the infuriated guard glaring as you all walk off, you look to the skies.
- > Should you tell nurse Fluttershy about Silver’s hip problem?
- > End.
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