Cerrit Disembowel

TRAVIS (CERRIT): Yeah, so there's no point in going down there. I'll just come back and bang on this guy.
BRENNAN: Hell yeah, go for it.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): I'll use my- Yeah, I'll use my bonus action again to do Insightful Fighting.
BRENNAN: Hell yeah, go for it.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): He makes a deception check against a 23.
BRENNAN: He rolled an 18 on the die, and that's why you want to invest in charisma instead of spending your whole life in a library. He has no ability to deceive you. You get the drop on him.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): Amazing, okay. One swipe with the hawk.
LUIS: I think we had to subdue them enough.
AABRIA: Just throw them into the goddamn column and it'll take care of itself.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): That's a dirty 20.
BRENNAN: With the Shield he throws up- Oh sorry! So he throws up a Shield, which you have the ability to react to as he throws it up. AABRIA: Oh my god, yeah!
BRENNAN: And the dirty 20 exactly hits.
TRAVIS: Ooh! Right on the AC?
BRENNAN: Yes, right on the AC.
TRAVIS: G-g-god damn, okay. So I'm going to continue to shake them up.
MARISHA: How many do you think you can you take on your griffon?
LUIS: I could try adding one more person on there-
TRAVIS (CERRIT): You distracted me. 33 points of slashing damage.
BRENNAN: On that first attack?
TRAVIS (CERRIT): It's on the only attack. That's one swing.
BRENNAN: So 33. He goes from uninjured to death's door. He's got a handful of hit points left.
AABRIA: Let's go!
BRENNAN: You [whoosh] and when he cast Shield, he is within five feet of you, so he would trigger a reaction for you to Mage Slayer hit him.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): Oh, amazing, amazing. So it's an extra swing.
BRENNAN: That's an extra swing, yeah.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): But I have to roll to attack, which is... That's a dirty 20 again.
BRENNAN: Wow! You exactly hit his armor class two times.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): So it's going to be 6 plus 7. It's 12 points of slashing damage!
BRENNAN: You also get your sneak attack on this hit.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): Oh, I do?!
BRENNAN: Yes.
TRAVIS (CERRIT): Well, I mean, if you insist.
BRENNAN: I'm saying you're very good at killing wizards, is what I'm trying to say.
LUIS: Killer wizard!
AABRIA: Upsetting. That's one of those things where you're like, I'm proud of my friend, but also a little disgusted.
MARISHA (PATIA): Yeah "Don't piss off Cerrit."
AABRIA (LAERRYN): "Yeah."
TRAVIS (CERRIT): 35... 35 points of slashing damage.
BRENNAN: Incredible. You take off, look down, see it, and go, 'The information's already out.' The mage that thought for a moment he was going to be able to whip around and hit you with something, looks up, and the last thing he sees is a pair of gleaming slitted eyes, [three rapid-fire impacts]. Everyone-
TRAVIS (CERRIT): Bowels, across the midsection, one [impact]
AABRIA: Ooh! Splat!
BRENNAN: All of you hear a dull wet thud behind the corner of the building over here. Bam! As this mage hits the-
TRAVIS (CERRIT): It was his guts hitting the pavement and then he fell.

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