Someday This Will Be Real

SETTING

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Fuck Yeah! The world's been carpet bombed, napalm showered, nuked and fucked by aliens and now you're one of the survivors. You reside in the city of FUKD UP, a city controlled by the tribal gang ULTRAFUKRS. The ULTRAFUKRS have outposts and fortresses all across the city, and are the gnarliest punks you've ever come to face! Fight them! They're faggots! ULTRAFAGGOTS!

Before everything got nuked and bombed to shit, we had robots and shit. Some of those robots had brains in jars and now they're running around killing everything. Fucking bogus! To make it worse, there's also this crazy fucking mutant plague going around, turning people into mutants when they drink green shit or inhale green gas. Some plants are pumping out this creepy fucking green shit into our air, dudes! Animals are getting fucking crazy, people are turning into monstrous fucking weird shit made out of torsos glued onto each other and shit, and no one's gonna fucking save you! As if it couldn't get any worse, there's fucking zombie faggots picking up guns and pipes and shooting up people's shit! FUCK!

Most of the city's buildings are intact despite all the bombing and shit, but FUKD UP is still pretty fucked up. The most intact building is the mall, where the ULTRAFUKRS have made their home. They also got fucking hidey holes and bunkers built into the ruins of the city and shit but it doesn't matter, they're still fags.

So that's Someday! There's fucking faggot zombies, faggot ULTRAFUKRS, faggot mutants and faggot giant bugs and shit!

GO OUT THERE AND KILL!!!

or do something else or someshit I don't know you fucking fag.

ALSO, ABOUT THE ALIENS:

They're little green fags with lasers. They will INSTAKILL YOU.