the names give it power

DR. FUCKBRINGER (Darkrai) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Bad Dreams
EVs: 252 Spd / 4 HP / 252 Atk
Jolly Nature
- Dark Void
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Knock Off

SGT. LARGESCHLONG (Kyogre) @ Choice Band
Ability: Drizzle
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Waterfall
- Iron Head
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide

PRESIDENT SEXKING (Arceus-Fighting) @ Fist Plate
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature
- Calm Mind
- Judgment
- Ice Beam
- Recover

KING MANCHODE (Lugia) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Timid Nature
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Psyshock

SIR DONGSWORTH (Xerneas) @ Leftovers
Ability: Fairy Aura
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Gravity
- Focus Blast
- Moonblast
- Thunder

BARON VON BIGDICK (Rayquaza) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Air Lock
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Draco Meteor
- Thunder
- Ice Beam