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CCW: Aren't we all though?
CCP: twins being: 99% dtg2, 1% human
CAC: No, because I'm not human.
CAT: ^
CAT: Legally speaking, I am recognized as half Vetasian elf, half pure knowledge stored within infused bodily tissue with arcane wards sealing it in.
CCP: I'm basically a human... With tons of dog magic.
CAC: I'm half reptilian.
CUC: Hooray, homework done!
CAT: Woo.
CAC: And the other half reptilian too.
CUC: I'm half me, half Crystal, and part my other RP characters.
CAT: This means that Canon and Battlefury are the only humans amongst us, actually.
CTT: Wow way to forget me kek
CAT: We've got a cube, a half-reptillian, a daemon, an elf, and a Fourth-Wall-shattering amalgam.
CAC: You're a PGO.
CTT: Fine
CAC: I'm a two halves reptilian.
CUC: Hrm, Crystal's human, Siria's an AI residing in an incredibly advanced nanobot body, and Mars is a human.
CAT: Pure humans are simply boring.
CCW: What's Consumer?
CUC: I'm only my RP characters mentally, though, bodily I'm human.
CAT: That still counts, I'd say.
CAC: Hmm.
CTT: Consumer is probably human
CTT: As boring as that is
CAC: Humans are cool.
CCP: probably
CAC: Almost all my characters were human.
CAT: They may be cool, but they're cosmic cannon fodder here.
CCW: If I could stop getting picked on I might be able to turn those tables.
CAC: Direct combat is pointless.
CCW: Which is why I get picked on, probably.
CAT: You have to overcome your status as a newbie through sheer force of post potency and willpower.
CCP: ^
CAC: My human characters could beat Erelye in a fist fight 
CAC: Assuming no magical assistance.
CAT: That isn't a contest, though.
CAT: Which is exactly why arcane assistance exists.
CAC: Yet.
CAC: Time to start a DTG fight club.
CUC: Ugh, come on Awful Hospital, update already!
CUC: Oh boy, still no post from DarkSide.
CUC: And I would love to see the fight continue, too.
CCU: Put down a timer.
CAC: Who would win in a DTG fist fight 
CAC: Probably Engie still.
CCU: 24 hours like before, mention him.
CAT: Yeah, I had him impaled on his own spine after I got five hundred diaps in payment from Tazz, Crystal.
CTT: DTG fight club would be dumb
CCU: |F nothing happens, we do the ΞoTB as-is and have him take shitloads of damage.
CTT: Engie lacks appendages to fight with
CUC: He was still last seen Wednesday.
CCU: Well, have him take shitloads of damage from getting his ass kicked.
CUC: Hah, yeah.
CCU: Alternatively just DQ him.
CAC: He could probably melt us with his very presence or something
CCW: Quote ashkantsr in the main thread: "Ok so i know it said that we cannot speak about how uz did "something" in the bedroom with cannon but i literally cannot think of what uz did cause after i agree on one i think of a even crueler version also uz can become a man? how would this effect the game? and most importantly wheres ma drink."
CCU: Oh, and allot me to break his own rules to take the strongest item he has immediately.
CCW: Can someone translate this?
CUC: Ashkantsr is... ashkantsr.
CCU: | feel that if he really wants to do this stuff he has to be very very quick on making sure his absenses rae noted.
CCU: CW: See UC.
CAC: He has a twisted mind of some sort, basically.
CCW: god of air charges
CCP: ashkantsr ashkantser agains
CCW: That's all he is to me
CCU: Yes.
CCP: tru tru
CCU: Same.
CAT: Hold on, I speak stupid. Let me translate this.
CCW: Hah!
CAC: It wouldn't be dumb, Generic.
CCP: Ashkantsr in a nutshell:
CAC: I want to fight a square.
CCP: "15/50 god of air"
CAC: Or, a cube.
CTT: The cube wins
CCW: god of air
CAC: fite me irl
CTT: By virtue of outlining you
CTT: Sure
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CCW: g0d 0f 41r
CAT: He's basically saying that he cannot think of what Uzi did to you in the bed, because, accoridng to him, only men can perform what appears to be rape? Also, he wants to get drunk.
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CCP: Only men can perform rape?
CCW: Women can rape women.
CCP: CHOO CHOOO
CAT: *according.
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?AC: No, I don't think that's what he said.
CCP: HERE COMES THE CONTROVERSY TRAIN
CUC: Nah, he's saying that when he thinks of something bad he immediately thinks of something even worse.
CAC: Yea.
CAT: IDK.
CCP: At any rate, i can certainly arrange for him to be drunk.
CAT: "I don't actually speak stupid."
CAC: Actually, that's probably a poor idea to fight generic.
CCW: I think UC is right, actually
CUC: And after that he says 'Uzi can become a man?'
CAC: I'm rather short.
CCP: I already wasted a post on laugh at Canon, so i might as well edit that.
CCW: Nonono, abide by your wasted turn, CP.
CCW: I shall have retribution.
CCP: whatever
CAT: Somebody, quickly. Diffuse the retribution with a fifty-post death squad.
CCU: yes, laugh at the person who did not miss rap potential, very forcibly.
CTT: Wonder if you could segue your obedient servant into that tlt fnaf2 song
CCU: | assure you that the karmic retribution won't be intolerably huge.
CAT: Probably.
CTT: I should rap sometime
CTT: 
CCP: Fifty post death squad?
CUC: Oh my fucking god, Francisco is still trying to insert himself into canon, looks like.
CCP: Sorry, we had a budget cut.
CCP: He is.
CCW: UC, never say that phrase again
CAC: Lewd
CAT: Hah.
CCP: I'm tempted to explode him.
CUC: Insert himself... WONK WONK
CCP: indeedo
CTT: Yo my name's Generic in the place to be at the start of a series that can't count to 3
CAT: Hah.
CAC: No
CCW: Groan
CCP: inb4 piono brands his game dtg3
CTT: Kek
CUC: Oh my god he also tried to one-post-summon Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer to oppose Ampersand.
CCP: ...
CCP: Ha.
CCW: The meems are real.
CTT: Which is stupid
CTT: And doomed to fail
CCW: Has Banksy been summoned yet?
CAT: We all know the Zodiac Killer can only successfully fight glyphs, not symbols.
CTT: Purely because tazz complained to you
CTT: Ha
CAC: Hmm
CCP: Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!
CUC: Francisco_Scaramanga_Jr seems to just be kinda stupid overall.
CCP: -monsoon
CAC: What's the edgiest summon of DTG?
CUC: He tried Psi's Proxy and now whatever this is.
CTT: Crashing the server
CCW: Red-and-black furry fox OC.
CCP: Psi's proxy is somehow worse than my typing quirk
CTT: Which is another impossibility
CUC: Oh hey, yeah, that!
CCU: what?
CCP: and my name
CCU: great.
CCP: both of which are pretentious if you understand then
CUC: Francisco is trying to crash the server.
CCU: do | really have to drag him aside and hang him?
CCU: He can't.
CUC: Which will likely fail.
CCP: Trying to crash the server?
CUC: Oh it will fail.
CCU: Yeah, she's got too much power.
CCP: Yeah, i'm gonna feed him dogs until he dogs up.
CTT: I mean we couldn't crash godcraft
CCU: deflected to another infinity of her computers, or fails anyways because as should be blatantly apparent, while code-based, this world does not require a computer to run with!
CTT: Why would we e able to crash this place
CCU: This place is even less crash-able than GodCraft.
CCP: This place is perfect.
CUC: So, yeah, Francisco is stupid. He's like the new Pricey with better grammar.
CCU: AT least in GodCraft that was theoretically possible, but this place isn't a server at all, it's quite clearly the zeroth Minecraft world where everything went down.
CUC: And better spelling.
CCU: There WΞRΞNT Servers for its time.
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