clueless Niffty part 2

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #803
demon day edition

part 1: https://pastebin.com/fKWjRGSs
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>Wait
>What do you mean Angel Dust is a man?
Clueless Niffty 2: Clueless Boogaloo
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>Angel can feel eyes on him
>Or rather, eye
>Just one
>He looks up from his phone and sees Niffty across the table from him
>Staring
>Studying him laboriously
>Not saying anything
>Just staring
>It's kind of creeping him out

>"Uuuhhh Niffty, is there something ya want or-"

>"HOW COME YOU DRESS LIKE A WOMAN?"
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>"Niffty..."
>"Did you just now figure out that I'm a guy?"

>"No!"
>"...yes"

>"I think dose fumes from all them cleaning products you use mighta scrambled your brains just a little bit, doll."
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>Nifty views everything like an old sitcom housewife
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>Alastor starts following her around, playing musical stingers and laugh tracks every time something happens that reminds her she's not living in an episode of The Honeymooners
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>That's why she's unbothered by Husk's drinking: she's from the age of the 3 martini lunch and smoking on airplanes
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>Nifty can't quite wrap her head around the fact Vaggie and Charlie are in a relationship and just thinks they are good friends
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>Niffty becoming insecure when she realizes that everyone thinks of her as nothing but a dated and vaguely distasteful stereotype of another era.
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>Nifty starts using slang from the early 2000's (Really badly) to try and distance herself from that
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>"Charlie?"
>"Miss Vaggie said that I'm 'a walking bundle of archaic, heteronormative gender-role cliches that serve only to perpetuate unrealistic expectations of women and restrict their access to opportunities and ability to express themselves freely. What did she mean by that?"

>"That was a little harsh of her, but you are a little bit of a trope sometimes..."

>"No I mean I didn't understand like half of those words."
>"I don't speak Mexican"
>"She sounded a little cross with me though, I'm pretty sure she's not happy with me."

>"..."

>"Do you think it would make it better if I vacuumed her room for her?"

>"..."

>"What if I took her along with me to the nail salon?"
>"Or baked her a batch of tollhouse cookies?"

>"Niffty..."