Duel Dickings

Walking into the bar you brought your A-game. This was going to be the final match of the tournament, winner takes all. You don’t know anything about this final opponent, but that’s fine, if you’ve made it to the finals there’s nothing that could stop you now. You look around for what could be your challenger, man, woman, perhaps even monster.  Soon you heard a call out “Anonymous!” it was a feminine yet, monotone voice, it had to be your opponent.

Turning to the left was a dark figure, only 4 yellow orbs visible among the backdrop of black. An odd character, but it should only make the game more fun. “Hello there friend, I’m here to play the final poker game” You say in an upbeat tone. “…” She stares blankly at you, before turning on an oil lamp on the table.

Thanks to the luminosity a clear visage is presented before you, wondrous and bizarre it appears your opponent is a mantis girl. She gazes upon you with unfaltering eyes, a bit creepy but not enough to break your resolve. Strange, shouldn’t there be a dealer, some sort of third party here?

Out from under a table a large metal disk appears, it’s around the size of her forearm, if a little bit larger.

“You ever played a game called yu-gi-oh?” she asks boringly.

“N-no, I thought this was the poker game.” Your words don’t seem to faze her, it’s obvious she prepared for such an event.

“fufufufu… Well then this should be easy.”

Alright, suppose there’s no harm in passing the time with this. Even if she isn’t your real opponent you can’t turn down a challenge.

“Ok let’s roll some heads.”

The cards have been laid down, her look still fixed upon you. For the first time you feel the sweat grow cold on your back. All of a sudden once the cards were placed.

“Let me go first anon, so I can show you the ropes.” She starts her turn without placing down any cards, the table is left blank for a while even after she starts dishing moves out.

She takes the stack of cards from her left hand, her face remains unmoving as she reads the name of one card aloud. “Pot of greed”

She takes two more cards out of her odd contraption, for a second you saw a smirk on her face. “Alright anon, I hope you enjoy what happens next.” You’re not quite sure what she has in store, maybe she’ll draw all her cards at once before throwing them onto the field or something.

“Hey would you mind shuffling our cards together?” You ask thinking she placed them in a specific order.

She doesn’t change her expression all you can do is watch and white for your turn to begin, you look down at your own cards. “Pretty” you see a girl in a frilly dress, some dark portals and scary looking cow. Looks like one of your playing cards got mixed in too, wonder what a queen could do.

“And now for another… pot of greed.” She swiped her hand across the table extinguishing all lights.

“With almost all the pieces in my hand…” She trails off at the end of her sentence and starts to stand up from the table. You get a better look at her legs this way, tall shapely, before they jump into the air. Gently her body blops down in front of you, for a moment you just look at each other, still pocker-faced. That is until she makes her move and crashes down on your underwear.

The belt of your trousers dropped like an Olympic diver, she was already face to face with your exposed member, the new darkness preventing everyone from seeing the scandalous act.

“Wait a second. I don’t think this isn’t how you play yu-gi-oh”

After a quick shot she prepares her next move. You tried to rip her off, no use, she’s glued to you. With a quick flick of the wrist she places her disk up and against your face.

Taking out the next card she makes sure you’ll be living every aching moment.

She pulls out the right arm of the forbidden one. “With this the game is mine.” “What?” your mind is left to wander as her blades drag your pants all the way down to your ankles

She starts to straddle you, looking deep into your eyes with that emotionless face “you ready to giddy up lover boy?”

“Are you ready to climax in my forbidden one?”

“Y-yes?”

You never got to finish the tournament but maybe you got something a little more worthwhile than fame or fortune.

“It’s ok anon, I wasn’t your opponent in the first place, I already beat him for you. The real prize was a bit different.”

“What about the prize money and credit? Is this legal?”

She shows you a check for a couple thousand dollars addressed to an Anon “Not at all, but we got away with it so… You want to have some more fun?” She smiles